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jonaboy: @ Onila
And the tall and fat women are they also insecure and that is why they marry this slim or smallish men to make them secure?

Most of them are Bimbos?

[quote author=truth-hurts]u b G.A.Y?[/quote]U wan hook me up or hook up with me?

slimyem: thunder fire you if u say na you write that thing!
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Plain copy and paste!

The guy never claim am na!
Easy woman!

slimyem: forget story abeg...
Wetin we never hear before?
...all those things na rebranding...
Next please!

I have never been wrong abt u!

Idowuogbo: Tani egun tan le werey yi? O ya werey ni? Abi o jabo leyin mama e ni keke re ni? U here throwing blows at my owns Nd u think Badosky will overlook ur madness? Na craze dey cure craze o! U better Chillax b4 excess fluid begin swim inside dat blank box u call brain.


Ode!

No point wasting bytes on her!
She wanna be left alone.
I gez she is not the so sociable type.
Bado Bado....na u biko!

sucezTP: It seems u are right!

U wanna go wipe the slate clean?

Tolaaaaannni: see this one o, where did this one come from now. Thats wat i was talking about, what doesn't concern you, you will go stick your nose in. Did i call you into this matter?(Do i even know you before) The guy insulted me, and i insulted back. so there is a problem with defending yourself now?? joblessness will kill people one day.

Go pack well jare...where did I insult u.....u just dey trip!
I don put u for ur corner!
Shake it off!

Idowuogbo: Abeg cool ur gums mehn! Wot can fa? U bet behave b4 thunder kpayin u comot for dis place.

Lets assume she is hopping around.
She needs it!

Tolaaaaannni: He/she attacked, i defended. What is so wrong in defending yourself. ??

Nothing....but always with the right tool....gun will be better!

Idowuogbo: Abeg cool ur gums mehn! Wot can fa? U bet behave b4 thunder kpayin u comot for dis place.

Lets assume she is hopping around.
She needs it!

Tolaaaaannni: o da n pe nkan ti ko si opolo e, iwo ni ko pele. tori mi o mo nkan to kan e ninu oro oloro. That behavior isn't normal, Please go see a doctor A.S.A.P. Hope you get well soon.

Oro na da?
Now u r wailing instead of crying!
Send me ''get well soon'' card then!

booqee: .....
pls start thinking so from today. Sex is very addictive. It now depends on the level of control of individuals.

Are u a testimony?

I don't thoroughly accept that!
There is nothing wrong being friends if MATURITY and UNDERSTANDING are involved.
Im cool with having my EXs as buddies....they tell one the truth.
Quitting a relationship is based on many factors.....Im not talking about the heartbreakers, gigolos, don juans, womanizers and the kids, but, the responsible ones.
IMO, Heartbreak is different from Quit.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]WE go react strange & funny @ 1st but WE WILL get used 2 it.[/quote]Post modified!

Idowuogbo: U invited!

Check ya mail.

Invitation of 7yrs ago?
I don change my e-mail.
Im sending another now....hope e no take eternity sha!

[quote author=starlight®®]#crownprince come n defend urself o.....BTW where is slimyem?[/quote]She is watching....thats her HuBBY!

chucky234: ....if I hear am.....

That na person handle o!

[quote author=Geo-man]......i wonder what in the name of banabas am still doing here [/quote]U cant just help it aight!
Plantains would be better!

stpat1: hahahahaah if this is true then crownprince you're fuckd cos chicks on nairaland are NAZARETH and it unfortunately its one of idowu, dyf, SLIMYEM or freecocoa, guy you're on your own ooo

I helped to fix the list!

Crown Prince: Baby,you have already commented. I thought you promise to use your other handle. How is work today and lagos?
@idowu,you can be our chief brides maid

Idowu...go sit down...my thought failed me.
Hmmm...Dyt?
That handle has been invisible for the past 29 days due to a new handle.
Im happy for u both if......NO WONDER!
So, where is it gonna be taking place...state?

Dyt: awwwww
so swt

Wassup....been a long time!

Idowuogbo: u welcome prince charming!

cant wait to say i do to u.

Could my though on NL be right this time!

ebamma: i no go need buy blackberry for babe before i see her suckables and fuckables,na free cinema for be dat

Urs na see and buy?

2legit2qwt: Might work for some, and others maybe not . As for me, i'll most likely get rap/ed walking around naked

Comot for road jare!
No raise ur hope o!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I'd get r@ped at every corner.

My curves are meant to be seen only by my momentous boytoy.[/quote]Who go wan rape u....and which curves...abegi jor!

etchel: Op how come ur first post on NL made the front page?

Hospitality!

Tolaaaaannni: Kini ti e nbe. Abeg go sitdown for corner jor. was i talking to you?. Thats how people get punched in the face.-.-

Pele o Bash Ali.....d tin enter ur muscle abi?
Ma ke o!

[quote author=Toppié2]i meant every guy i date b4 marriage.....eshe o analyst![/quote]E ku abo!
But it can still be done away with!

[quote author=sage_]If I agree with your assertions, I am dumb.
If I call you a typical Naija girl, you and your sympathizers will call me names.
Even if I rest my case, you will still attempt to pick a fight.[/quote]They have been good to u indeed!

berem: If u wanna cook a nice dish for him he says u wanna give him love portion
If u buy him perfume, roll on and body spray he says u think he stinks
If u wash his clothes for him he thinks you call him a handicapped

Minister of Defence!

dikkybutt: If I agree that this a poem, my education is a waste.
If i don't agree that it is a poem, the writer would say i'm insensitive to the effort she put in.

Sitting on that old fence is the best then....but watch it!

Honeycity: chai!!!, some women dey fall hand ooo

Be careful......u mite be carried away!