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Whats happening here?
Joke or proposal?

What were they thinking.
And d mumu gel too dey open her boulevard.....make dem face the music.
Im suspecting foul play.....it shouldnt be child abuse!

The disease is UNISEX....no be only babes!
Its more annoying with guys!

Idowuogbo: It's all about catfish mehn.....

Panla is oldskool.

Panla is still good for some meals!
But, Im serious sha....Slimyem,,,,its a name that lingers, though silly sometimes!

ijebabe: Lol! Never knew there was an ijebubabe on NL.
ID na ur sister be that

Is ID from Ijebu?

Caracta: LOL. Abeg o. I no get dat kain liver. I'm just a concerned nairalander, i've not been seeing him around.

Noticed that also.
Wanted asking.
He might be on vacation!

caseless: Freecocoa,ile-ikid or ijebu babe. If they no hot ehn? I go 'chris brown dem, if i see dem.

Why did u delete slimyem from that list?

Ikoja aye!
This one na suicide mission!

Prophet (Dr.) Evangelist Gov. Jang.
Hmmm...kabo!
I TNRAEL he is pastoring a church now!

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Fiancee Really?? Put a ring on it dude, b4 u call her dat...nd if d answer u gt is a 'yes' am sure she wudnt waste time introducing u to her family.[/quote]Can I propose now....Im tired of running around!

ijebabe: At 25 years and she cannot be comfortable in her own home to introduce you to her mom? Even as a boyfriend? That is strange.

I am saying this because your visit was planned with her consent and not a surprise visit. At least she must have had time to tell her mom in private that "there is this guy I like who is coming to visit please come be at home so you can meet him as well". Which mother wouldn't appreciate her daughter confiding in her like that?

Well I think you should tell her you are uncomfortable with what took place, or rather didn't take place, at her house. Hear her out and make sure you are satisfied with her response before you decide to have another sleepless night!

Im quoting u to remind him!

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Oh dear, i feel u...bt u shud know dat life isnt a bed full of roses...i used to have such fantasies too of dating a cute, tall charming nd perfect guy...there isnt anyfn bad abt it, bt u goto face reality, those kinda guys are hard to get nd evn wen u find one...he aint gna b perfect as u ve imagined! Just let God lead ya to d right one, cuz som pple might really look charming physically bt they are beast on d inside![/quote]Im following up!

[quote author=truth-hurts]i think we re compatible
try me![/quote]Nice pick-up line!

geogeous: lolz i mean they are either too short or tôo thin or too fat or ugly. U know now

How old are u now?

sucezTP: Wow! Mine was @ the age of 15, and it was romantically fantastic and i enjoyed it..
OMG! I will never forget that day!

Where una do am?

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Am yet to find out! But i know dat is going to b a perfect moment for me by God's Grace.... [/quote]I could be the tool God is gonna use for ur purpose!
Im ready Lord...send me!

Idowuogbo: 37.5

1979?

pendo89: ok this is what,

next time you speak, record! talk all the sweet nothings and record.
that will save u lots of airtime.

Wa sere.....just play d damn thing and ease the tension!
Hmmmm!

tellwisdom: U never start

LOL!
So e dey happen to u too!

nice4life: we have known each other for almost a year now. She's been very good and I have no reason to doubt her.But why is that I get sick if I dont hear from her for 24hrs expecially when she is unreachable?

Do u wanna be sick?

Tolaaaaannni: Oh there are lots of things you can do, Like for example you can find a job, if you already have a job, you can get a hobby, if you already have a hobby, you can hang out with friends, and if you don't have any friends, then you can make friends.

''ti a ba so oko soja, ara ile eni lo nba''
So, u r in suport!

kool J: Did u really have to quote dat very long post? U could have just directed ur comment to @poster and save us all the stress. The post is already too long without ur quoting it

I have to quote u to drive the point home!

Leyqute: By all miss,
me too I sign on.....................understanding lo matter!

It reminds me of the track ''Vernacular'' by Lagbaja and Fela!

Lolaabokoku: @ nerdy i try na.. Abeg live me alone cos LWTMB

nothing like trying.....its either u sabi, or u no sabi!

Dells: This is ridiculous,@ op r U sure U saw d 4 walls of a University. I doubt ur degree,I dnt fink U can compete wit a pry 6 pupil. I'm quite sure U got ur B.Sc thru d back door. Noffin wey person no dey see 4 NL

Which one u don achieve?

Sijo01: Oh, blod of gwad, what type of english is this?........this is not British nor pigin english.......it must be duck or fowl english.......so naija don gt duck english!

Dont tell me u didnt understand dat ''duck english''.....now proffer solution to d duckinese's problem.

ifihearam: ...... I am very sure u are nt from south south perhaps yoruba.

how did u arrive at that?
Ur starting was cool, but....
Watch it o!

Lolaabokoku: So what exactly do you want us to do? @ op dont tell me ur a copper wit all ur typeographical blunders.. I just wonder how you managed 2 pass ssce, jamb, and post jamb not 2 talk of going thru university.. What about tests and assignments, how do you manage to pass them? Dont get me wrong cos am not too harsh but i wonder the loads of carry over you might go thru at d university.. Lastly, i pity your children!

Wrist watch correcting wall clock.
The guy passed a clear msg, why cant u skip the grammars!

otokx: There is nothing we would not hear

Discoveries at ur doorstep everytime.

shymmex: ^^^^I don't understand what the heck the guy was saying in that video - but I can pick up where he said; "Ijebus were spending money before the white man came."

I've got the Oriki on my ipod, and I listen to it like once a month..

Shymexxing Shymexx.....being proud of ur origin is one thing to reckon with.....when r u coming home?
Well, we shouldnt say Solomon is a black men yet!
With evidence of Ethiopians serving as priests at the temple in Jerusalem and Judaism in Ethiopia, Solomon impregnated Queen of Shebe (the time I cant say), but she went back to Ethiopia and gave birth there.
Dont THINK Solomon could be a black man!

ololo12: Please where is Carlitos77. The Nairaland Patick Obahiagbon to give us his take on this!!

Off Topic:
Did U attend Olivet Baptist High School, Oyo?

Sholly Sholly!
Ku ise na!