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Honeycity: but why would a beautiful woman marry a worwor person.

And why should a VERY handsome marry a wowo lady (masquerade-OJUJU)

@OP
No be only for chemistry we dey balance equation?

onila: they are insecure abt their height

so they marry tall women so their offsprings wont suffer the way they did

Suffer what?
Na wa for u o!

Idowuogbo: Am fake den

Im not surprised cos I knew from onset!

SimonAndal: I'm watching the movie now. No! No! No! No! Noooooooo!!!!!!
This is the worst picture I've ever seen!!! Nooooooo!!!!
This is worse than a video played on a java phone!!!!! Please don't waste your money!
Arri ko, Alexa ni!

U must have bought 100 in 1 DVD from those guys...the movies are compressed there.
Go buy the original copy!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]gud boi[/quote]Cant find my wallet yet.
[quote author=Adeniyi A.]u're damn right my lady,cud u bliv dt some cant sleep wiout it.d devil brings dt erotic sensations unto them n urge them to 'quench' d fire or else... D 1st xprc is all u need 2 bcom a household LovePeddler.
God, av mercy d devil is really destroyin lives covertly thru sexual PERVERSION[/quote]All this sermon to get toppie?
Well, on a serious note, U said it all..cant add more!

[quote author=Adeniyi A.]u're damn right my lady,cud u bliv dt some cant sleep wiout it.d devil brings dt erotic sensations unto them n urge them to 'quench' d fire or else... D 1st xprc is all u need 2 bcom a household LovePeddler.
God, av mercy d devil is really destroyin lives covertly thru sexual PERVERSION[/quote]All this sermon to get toppie?
Well, on a serious note, U said it all..cant add more!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]ask me again[/quote]So u decode...hmmm!
Free to air?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]no•shawama is shawama and yes it cures my cold[/quote]Shawama it is then.....let me go get my wallet!

sucezTP: Ah, u sef talk am!
Na so i began to look intently o, and started wondering if it was 'pencil' or 'screw-driver'.
I became scared again and ran into the toilet. He called me back and spoke into my ears that, that 'thing' was 'banana'.
Then i smiled because, i love banana so much!

Plantain is better....I gat that!

Ranoscky: Vice versa.

Infact u spewed my mind!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Did anyone read this? It looked like garbage to me[/quote]Welcome back!

slimyem: the post is so lumped up i can't read a thing!
Next please!

Where is the next?....go back and read the DAMN thing so as to be groomed for devices of men!

ijebabe: Lol, mumu abeg stick with spinning music thats what u know
Other good Nigerian movies I am looking forward to watching.
You are invited to the movie nite anyway

Na me u tag Mumu so abi.
Well u r gonna be forgiven if u r gonna be my date on d D-nyte!

[quote author=Toppié2]I learnt sex is addictive...so i'd rather kip myself till the right time wth d right person so i dnt get to bleep all the guys that come my way.[/quote]Who told u that, and based on what theory?
So, does it mean u r gonna be bleeping the guys around the cornerS if ur hubby travels!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lmao•watsup wit me and IT BOMB ni?put me for ground oooo abeg ano wear dross[/quote]What abt the catapult and the oranges holder?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]lmao•watsup wit me and IT BOMB ni?put me for ground oooo abeg ano wear dross[/quote]......

[quote author=pearl~hapi]I want to eat shawama!*sadface*[/quote]Shawama bawo.....e tun ti de o!
Na shawama dey cure cold....okay, se u go chop HOT fish-roll!

Tolaaaaannni: wtf?? So many creeps on nairaland 0_0

Sharrap there my friend!
U r one of those creeps if u grab the msg!
''wtf''

sucezTP: No mind the guy jare!
At first, i thought he wanted to use knife to cut the hymen because he was holding me too tight.
I later, forced mysef out of his arms n ran 2 d kitchen.
I never believed him until i saw that 'thing' standin lyk '1'. I then calmed down!

U no well walahi!
U calm down at the standing of 1!

[quote author=Soo_cool]i think i speak 4 everybody when i say "WHY IS DIZ POOPOOLATISH POO ON THE FRONTPAGE?"[/quote]U r sooo on ur own!

beautifulmind5: do U want to be financially free?...............check out facebook.com/beautifulminds5...its trending!

Mr. Man.....
That page is not trending at all!

Idowuogbo: FAIL!

Original Abanian

Anything Aba na fake o!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Am cold is all I can say•[/quote]This thread is meant for the deflowereds!
How we go do ur cold now.....u go drink hot tea or make we arrange u mobile heater?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]and what if e talk on my behalf?[/quote]Wetin happen to urs?
Well, endorsed then...
What abt interpreter?

[quote author=pearl~hapi]where dat english frm come out?na eng u speak abi na swahili[/quote]Go put on ur glasses and re-read

beautifulmind5: do U want to be financially free?...............check out facebook.com/beautifulminds5...its trending!

U r making this place ugly!

pro01: Nna dis babe ka dikwa alright, even after dropping four pikins. Very fine no be small; even the belle still dey flat pass many single younger babes wey I know. Walahi, I go enter the place if I see visa oh. . .nothing concern me with captain.

Ur plane is gonna go down!

hollandis: RATED 4 where ?ODEON !!!! Useless wannabes No profit ,foolish screen play ,annoying cast ,senseless script and story .useless movie ,as senseless as mirror boy

Why u dey scatter ground like this.
Senseless, but tight resolution abi?