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dnative: was this rated at proper UK Cinemas or Hackney Cultural center? Just asking

Go google!
Just suggesting!

SimonAndal: The Arri Alexa has been used for these:

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I didnt c LFA on that list.
The final destination was ......

Kolade9: Na only dis thing u sabi type since when u don join nairaland.

Na kid e be...no vex!
Allow am...he is still mumbling!

ijebabe: Nice one Speedyboi! It premiered in Lagos on Friday and I'm eagerly waiting for the pics to be released

It would be nice if we could set up a live movie nite, cinema style

Na to come c live plane then!
Im happy for them...knew the film is gonna be a success....though Im not into Naija movies, but this one na must buy!
@Blink....abeg no too vex...na small pikins dem be!

Just as Lagbaja is to Bisade Ologunde, so is Charlyboy to Charles Oputa!
Make una free the guy...atleast he don ask for forgiveness of sin.
And mind u, that went through photoshop!

Emmy9ite: wat are u saying

Soboyoke!
Na u be pearl?

ITbomb: You don't know what u r saying,
I cried all nite when I was disvirgined , it was bloody, I use to pee through a small hole but after I was disvirgined , the hole was torn and enlarged, my pee can now be measured in litres per minutes.

Walahi...u no well o!
Hole became larger...wetin tear am...Clito?

bknight: excuse me? U registered aug 1? Already spent hw long on nairaland wit hw many replies...u definitely don't crawl..I see hw fast u run

Are u running along...na u go tire o!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]emmy pearl didn't join nl becos of yhu•HAPU ma AKA!nd if u were the only guy in this world,pearl would remain a virgin till thy kingdom come||[/quote]Is emmy our pearl ur sister?

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Me toooo...by God's Grace![/quote]Which kin talk be that na....una wan spoil market for the deflowerers?

Tolaaaaannni: I haven't lost mine, and im not planning to until i get married.

''...come here hey you fruity gel....''
Come to papa!

kay9: Does wanking count? Cos i was reallllllllyyyyyyyyy little the first time...as in
Anyway my mojo was messd up when i was even way littler, so i dunno, stoppd being a virgin before i even knew what it was.

Its really ''WTF''!

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]lool...nawa o! How many guys wan disvirgin dis gal ehn? I dnt do party o! Well, ama fink abt it... [/quote]Dont mind emmanightfall jare.

[quote author=Becacia_Barbie]Lmao....come get me if u can!!![/quote]Dont tell me sey we are gonna be running around like SucezTP, 15 and ''knacker'', 18 around the house o!
Babe, no point running around....lets take our time!

Princeparix: father pls forgive them:coz dere itching and dont no wat dere doing.*sucez'4rm kitchen,toilet,store,bedrum nd so on*d knacker wicked*d guy go 12 hits at a stretch'48 rounds*d guy na labrador-i fear 4 u o

U dey help am feel d pain abi?

Idowuogbo: Haaaa! U did a lot o! U don scan ur womb to confirm ur lolo no shift base?First time knacking and y'all went all Alpacino? I haileth!

Al pacino sef no dey go gaga like dat!

sucezTP: Oh, u wanna knw?!
I wish u were there, to see how i was crying!
Mehnn, d thing was so painful o..
Na frm sitting room to kitchen, kitchen to toilet, toilet to bathroom, bathroom to store, n finally inside bedroom..

The guy dey pursue u up and down?
No be by force na!

stillme: I think we need to get things straight. He only banned the method of their operation not their activities. It is impossible to ban the union because they are also one of the sources of revenue to Lagos state. He is only gearing them up toward having a legal way of collecting their dues from commercial buses.

If only and only that o!

OlaAjia: .......Does God have free will? Can he be bad, good, indifferent?

Will a YES to that question justify ur being BAD, GOOD, INDIFFERENT since u r to be like God!

It can always be said that God is GOOD (all the time).
He has free will just like we have....He can decide to take or give, bless or curse, destroy or uphold just like we have also the free will to do anything without countering God's law.
But the ULTIMATE free will he has given is either Him or NOT.
And choosing Him, u will live around the centre of His will!

[quote author=Area_boy]you cant equate human codes and laws to a god.

let god do it him/her self[/quote]Where human codes are reflections of God codes.

OlaAjia: @ayobase Interesting illustrations. If you don't mind, let's examine them one after the other, shall we?



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Actually, the same does NOT apply to God in any way. I do not know of any loving [/b]father or mother that would condemn their child(ren) to eternal damnation for going wrong. In fact, if my parents had God's powers, they'd have wiped out all possibilities of evil like earthquakes, tsunamis, lakes of fire.

WRT the bolded in your quote, what crimes did Satan and the fallen angels commit to deserve eternal damnation? Secondly, if that place was not created for us, why put us there at all?

Hell could be as old as heaven.
A place where angels that misbehave are thrown even before the downfall of Satan.
Satan and the fallen angels were subjected to eternal damnation cos of the fuss they caused in heaven by trying to unseat God.
My brother, what we have here on earth are mere reflections of heaven's standard.

Was that able to explain this;
''Actually, the same does [b]NOT apply to God in any way. I do not know of any [b]loving [/b]father or mother that would condemn their child(ren) to eternal damnation for going wrong. In fact, if my parents had God's powers, they'd have wiped out all possibilities of evil like earthquakes, tsunamis, lakes of fire.
''

As parents scold, so God scolds.
A recalcitrant child is a pain in the bone to the pareants!
Lets do away with these illustrations.
Do u wanna have your cake and eat it likewise!
No sitting on the fence.
Please God, and u shall have an eternal life.....pls, eternal life is not until one dies, but from right here on earth.

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoooo!!!

Ayooooo! Liv me oooo!

Hmmm...those 'stresses' sef na die!
Well, the guy sef don bale out.
Maybe he is not capable!

Ishilove: Bonjovi has rendered Idowu speechless...quite a feat

Bonjovi,oniranu,na God save you. There are several young men are in different churches today asking God for mercy because they were foolish enough to have slept with witches and marine agents. These women take their se.men to their covens and that marks the beginning of their troubles. How can you want to have se.x with someone you just met? So many people have mortgaged their virtues and destinies on the altar of se.x.

So u r this spiritual?
Nice one there!
Do u attend MFM?

Idowuogbo: Okay!

Four (4) left.
Gud-am..gez d nyte was great!

Ishilove: Bonjovi has rendered Idowu speechless...quite a feat :......

She was so captivated....

ijebabe: Original Ijebunian

What a BREAKING NEWS!

Discoveries!
I dont think it bites, maybe spews!

Discoveries!
I dont think it bites!

No Matrix?
Nice one!

ebamma: That same day na him i come pack my clothes with the small money were i been get escape the house,i waka waka till i come tire,i come go see one motor were wan go abuja,i enter,as the motor drive the go,small time i come see as two guys were been dey siddon for the front comot gun begin the rob people were been dey inside the bus,as dem come reach me, na him i begin shout allahu akbar,allahu akbar,na him one of the robbers push me comot for the bus,because dem been dey think say i be bokoharam.thank god say i go land for sand.abeg make una help me,i dey find any place for abuja were get gateman vacancy.

So that u go fit impregnate again and run to PH!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]disgusting. do you christians worship in a religious institution or a night club/brothel[/quote]Did u go to school at all?
Even ur cousin in kindergarten has answer to that question.
Its not too late....adult sef dey go school now!

[quote author=truth-hurts]thank u all for the advice, am chuffed. Thanks[/quote]U wanna close the thread?