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dayokanu: I wont even allow my wife to urinate without my permission

Eat? Why would she eat without telling me? or even sleep without my express permission?

Whats the topic? buy property? buy stocks? even buy clothes? She dey craze?

Am I not her alpha and omega, her Lord and saviour? her beginning and end, Her father, mother? Since I acquired her as a slave even slaves are allowed choices

Ok the wife is less than a slave. PERIOD

I was waiting for u.....
Not-too-bad poem...poetry?

DaRapture: Hold on, what do you mean "would you ALLOW your wife"? She's a grown azz woman, she can do whatever the hell she pleases. That's the thing with a lot of you African guys, you see your wives as your property instead of your partner or best friend. Just because you married her, it doesn't mean you own her; she's not your fuc.king slave to tell what and what not to do. Shes a grown azz woman with rights, just as you are a grown azz man, and as such.. you negotiate/compromise on issues of concern, Not DICTATE them upon her like she's some child are slave winch. Damn, and you African women actually take this shit from these dudes? Disgraceful.

''African women'' don suffer o!
I can see the wail of a female, or d rather the love of a male here!

slimyem: you call it a stu.pid question but its an issue that still destroys homes even in this age!

....and it will be in ages to come....3012!

''Imagine'' someone asking me today if I do smoke Igbo.
I was startled at d first instance, but in order not to put him off, I told him I only cook it with food.
Imagine o!
Still dont know why d guy asked me in d first place!

Sagamite: If I was there to advise her, she should have chosen the latter.

It is not worth being with a cretin!

Cretin?....Slimyem's Uncle?
Well, better save a marriage before any other thing!

slimyem: there's an abandoned house project somewhere on my too with a related story.
The gist is that both wife and husband are both living in the states and the wife was sending home money to hr sibs to help her with a house..
The house was almost completed when the husband found out and he gave her an ultimatum to either dispose of the house of forget about the marriage and she chose the former.
.
.
.the truth is...if you don't give a woman reasons to be insecure,she wouldn't go around looking for a form of security for herself.
But will the men ever understand their reasons?
NO!
Their ego is too large for them to accept when they are really wrong or for them to acknowlege the success of their wife under their roof!
Smh!

U r on point!
She is wise wife!
No wonder!

freshmoney: Why would you want to buy a house for your wife when you have one already? That to me is sheer and gross bunkum. Buying cars and other things is quite consequential.
For a woman to buy a landed property without her husband consent is synonymous to animosity and total disrespect. She is no different from a recusant that violates the rules of marriage; and she must be dealt with! Women of nowadays want to be preponderant over their male counterparts. Nonsense!

Did u read d OP well?
Then, put urself in her shoes!

bolarine: Honda accord 92-94 (halla). Honda accord 94-97 (bulldog/ bullet depending on weather its american spec. Or european spec. 98-02 (baby boy) 03-07 (end of discusion. 08-10(discusion continues) 11-date (evil spirit).

For the toyota camry 90(pure water) 94-96 (orobo) 97-99 (pencil lite) 00-02(fish lite) 03-06 (big daddy), 07-date(muscle/voltron)

Yaah...evil spirit...what sort of name is dat!

Mind you, this game sucks!

One thing for sure....not any easy song...they really tried...I was expecting some flaws at the minor and the high pitched parts...they did try!

swiftycool: Wettin Naija babes sabi, JayZee sags his pants and wears earings yet is one of the most respected business men in USA entertainment circles and sits amongst kings. Darey Art Alade, Banky W, wear earings and are still seen as some of the most outstanding and respected classy thirty something year old artistes Nnaija babes are known to die 4. Anyway Naija peeps are just follow follow peeps, they accept something only when there's proof others accepted it, got no mind of their own.

In the right environment an earing and saggy jeans on a usually coporate big boy could look aiight, come on you stuck up old mamas and papas on NL, lighten up a little! Kai

U r indeed not 9ice at all!
How will ur describe ur dad or grand dad with ear rings on!
Pls, NO OFFENCE....I no sey u no 9ice!
##Just asking##

dubem3: though am not such a big fan of cars (just contented with the normal german products which though expensive are all encompassing).
I have come to notice how especially in naija, there are so many nick names for cars apart from that which the manufacturer has given it.
These names derive mostly from the physical appearance of the car in question and from the much i know its mostly toyota and honda cars that are renamed.
Lets try to make a list of cars and their nick/nigerian names. If possible models too

There is this Honda called ''The Demon''.....a witness in d house pls!

ronkebp: And you are , what business have thou with my email ?

And I am ayobase taking a shot!

Harmvirus: @sexkillz
i will b happy to see u shaa..buh d later part will nt be funny..
So answer yours nw

.....and sexkillz won!

Harmvirus: His wife dropped him at the
airport claiming to be goin to
Lagos. He turned back to sleep in
his mistress' house and d plane
he was meant to board crashed. D
wife and the whole family were
already crying and thinking of
going to Lagos to claim his
body,then he appeared and gave
this confession. If u r d wife wot r
u gonna do..?

D joy of seeing him alive will inundate me, before manifesting my other side of d coin.

Harmvirus: hello...not so new buh need friends..pls add me

U can add whoever u like.
But its PROFESSIONALLY advised u spend some days here before......

sucezTP: Don't b surprised! Every1 wld lyk to b on NL...jst to whale away one's tym..

Not everyone comes here to while away time!

Alajan9: Am new guy here pls add me to interact.

U r free to interact since u r registered on NL.
U r also free to make friends also, just do hold on!
Enjoy ur stay!

sucezTP: Nice indeed!...jst find dis forum more interestin dan fb, i'm feeling @ home here..

Enjoy ur stay and dont step on toes...
or else u might move back to ur fb o!

sucezTP: I'm feeling comfortable here,..more interestin dan fb..

Now, I gat a witness in d house!
Lest I forget...let me quickly check my FB wall....any birthday or msg?

slickychi: Hello Fellas, I wonder why every1 is joking over a serious issue as this.
Let me use myself as an example here, I dated my wife for 8years before we got married. B4 our marriage, she used to visit occassionally and slept in my house on d same bed, knows I snore but never complain any day.
When I propose to her I was scared she was gonna say no because of d snoring but she jumped at my request without thinking twice.
Today we are happily married without any issue as regards my snoring challenge.

Let me hereby issue some sort of idea or rather solution to snorers;
Science has it that if snorers sleep on their sides with their head well placed on a pillow. That May surely stop d snoring.
Lastly, most snorers are known to sleep with their back on d ground.so the best way to ensure he/she sleeps on a side, make sure they sleep with an additional pillow in between their legs. This way they won't turn easily while sleeping.

As for those who says they can't stay nor marry a snoring person, that's a sure way to tell them ur love is not strong enough for theirs. If u truely love him then love him regardsless.

Snorers, to me snoring is a sure way to know if ur partner truly cares loves u unconditionally.

So worry not about those who can't withstand your snore cos they were not for you in d first place.

Regards...

Oops b4 I forget, I actually posted dis article using my wife's phone.

Wife's phone or handle?

dubem3: was he ever away?

Hiding?