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the way I'm right now.....5 nooni.


OP, why u no include duvet, sunshade, ear phone/piece, wrist watch and shoe....some dey sleep with these.

Monalisa185:
so should the aso ebi be left for you guys to wear?....if a woman looks good, you guys complain, when she doesn't, you still complain...I tire for Una ooo

U still never get the message abi!

You don't need to look different (you look good already) with aso ebi at the detriment of other pressing needs.

The competition among you ladies is worrisome.

To add in recap;

-Body needs food and water to survive.
-Soul needs intellect to survive
-Spirit needs the Word of God (Bible) to survive

What a double tragedy...may their souls rest in peace and may God grant her the fortitude to bear the losses.

Congrats Sir.

I keep hearing this man loves and serves God with of his might......was surprise to hear from a reliable source, but unconfirmed news that he uses no voodoo as some implied years back of a bewitched pig in his farmland.

Did he do it to break a record or for the love of being an academician.......we have seen people doing "good" things to proof a point.

All in all, I doff my kangol.

we like choking anywhere we dey....we are born to dominate.
Nairaland encourages polygamy.

You shall make it IJN. No blame the mods, they can't be everywhere en bloc.

big daddy krane?

Monalisa185:
Lol...they won't just let us be...

No mind us, we love complaining and raging.
If we don't, nobody will do.


but true true, the OP no lie....women and craze for fashion (especially aso ebi tinz) is worrisome.

I am yet to see your pictures, but I think you look iike Saheed Irawo.

Thanks for this educative and cautioning piece.

May none of us and family members contact this terminal disease
InshaJesus.




Lalasticlala, do you know this?

BoiledHead:
My name is BoiledHead. I am not new here.. infact I'm older than most of you(on nairaland) but I have come fresh to start something new.

My Vision:

- To stop ass liking females
- To stop sending fake females pms
- To stop liking female pics
- To stop giving good advice when I'm supposed to thrash you (eye-service)

My Mission:

- To put the hoe where the hoe is due
- To put the fake nigga where the transgender are due.
- To put the asslickers where the friendzoned are due.
- To be a bleeped nigga who causes trouble
- To derail threads!

So I've arrived!
Get ready for BH2016

God bless you.

This is called re-branding.
All the best.
BH2016? Boko Haram 2016?

I won't be surprise if I don't see you till 2078 cos of the bans.

Runtown?
Nope, you look like Crawlvillage!

I just saw one where his children said he looks like Obasanjo. Later someone's Dad will say he looks like the Landlord......enough of this useless "he said I look like".

You mean you check those as the heat of drama?

Why blackmailing an officer on duty.
Did you see his hand on her bweast?

A picture from a video could be misleading.



Wait a minute, is that policeman smiling.....that guy behind smiling as well.....it must be something funny....I can see a hand pulling d lady by the belt.

Caseless:

Bros

My brother without a case.....wassup sir?

Glory be to God.
Nothing lasts for ever.
Where is that guy from banana island?

A wonderful and faithful man. Great manager.
May your soul RIP.
She will surely miss u.

A wonderful and faithful man. Great manager.
May your soul RIP.
She will surely miss u.

May his soul RIP.
Ebola before, Lassa now. Heard bird flu is in town.
pls, let's all be careful.

The guy must win to win the girl over. Ladies love them confident and successful.

your own don better o. You are blessed with an already-made girl.

Expansion, growth and development.

INTROVERT:
The thing about brain teasers is that at times the answers are within.


word=4
yet=3
Although=8
then=4
rarely=6
never=5

still many won't get it.


op try harder cos you are not as smart as you think.... lol

that was easy to see....no mind d olodo OP.

Smart cousin-boyfriend.
and this one wey banks dey collect dollars now.....good business.

the girl fit be mami water sef. the girl's face though....mammy water dey fine na.

Diamonddris:
You will get a like from me if you get the answer correct......

Oya na..let's go

You just defined "what".

What is a word.................(no ?)

falls from ewedu tree.

That man aint nice kankan!


But women sha, they can sleep with anything.

Why person go allow frog fvck am? Money!

99100:
I'm a resident and indigene of Orlu geopolitical zone.
After a turbulent week as a result of fuel scarcity and hike in Imo state , I'm compressed to ask this question ; Why do we buy fuel between #120 -130 and the same fuel is being sold #87 in the north? Does it mean that the govt only subsidises fuel that goes to the north.... and easterners can buy high.

The DPR under which a location is matters.

Like there is fuel at Suleja, but Minna cos Suleja serves under Abuja's DPR.

I never believed this missing budget matter, but I'm beginning to have change of mind.

if true, then it's so pathetic!

Wishing you all the best brother.

You also should be fast in releasing tracks next time so gbo?

And don't sing your songs at your friend's house again.

Na so Blackface cry for "African Queen" and another song by P-Sqaure.


Dammy, just take it that you helped Wizkid's career.

Pele so gbo!