₦airaland Forum

idu1:
yea tonto dike is rich...

UcGadaz:
thanks

dont8:
Family is fine. What can we do than to contribute our little quota for nation building.

dont8:
Hi Ayo, long time, how is the family?

CrazyMan:
Long time bro...how have you been?

Upsylee:
My experience at the SURE-P/FERMA. SUBSIDY REINVESTMENT &EMPOWERMENT PROGRAMME FEDERAL TASK FORCE, OSUN STATE COMMAND,
IFE-IBADAN EXPRESSWAY, IYANA IKOYI, OSUN STATE.

Today the 19th day of November 2014 I went for the Collection of form for the recruitment exercise of the federal task force on behalf of my brother who has asked me to do that for him.

On getting to the venue around 7:30am, we were asked to start handpicking the dirt at the venue which Nigeria's future of tomorrow obeyed unquestionably (na job we sha dey find) after picking, then it all started (be patient na I'll tell you the full story)

Then we were told to form a big circle which of course we all obliged to. Then we started this thing called MILITARY DRILL. As we move from frog jump to matching to various forms of drill you could think of and it lasted for hours (we haven't even written our names of contacts and no be NYSC camp or Barrack we dey ooo).

After that we were told to march to where we would get the so called form ( of course na inside Sun we dey oo)

We paid the sum of #200 each for the form. After getting the form, we were told to stand aside for the next batch of people who came later (they were like 5 batches if I'm not mistaken and each batch consist of not less than 60 people)

After the form we were all asked to stay behind then later we were asked to start clearing the bushes around the venue (na serious work ooo)

Then the coordinator in charge asked us to gather around so he could instruct us. Then a idea came to me, why can't I snap the man's picture(of course I was already taking pictures of the earlier events) so as to share it with my fellow Nigerians.

The man caught me trying to snap him (which I have done but it wasn't that clear and was trying to get a clear shot)

Then the man caught me and the real film started.Bring that phone the man shouted! (On a normal day I'd have ran away but they were police officers and other security operatives around)

So I jejely obliged and handed my phone over to him. He then gave it to one of his aids.

Then he continued his speech. "Jonathan has promised to employ you and you'd all be employed before December 8"

Hmm Nigeria sha! Subsidy whay dem don remove from last two years na now them sabi say unemployed people dey come see old people sef whay wan apply).

Ehen! Back to my case jare, After his speech we were all sent back inside the scorching sun to continue our labour (as we call such work in my
secondary school days) I kept my calm and didn't go and meet the man so as to let him calm down.

After the labour, I approached him and started my story since they were policemen around and they didn't do anything about it "Sir! I was only trying to take a picture of you since I observed we are from the same town so I could show it to my dad if he knows you so he could help talk to you about this job since you yourself made mention of it that it is politically staged with the Pdps".

He didn't even let me finish my speech before he received a call and later the DPO of isokan local government. I stood aside so he could receive his visitors before I continue my case.

During my stay near the shed he was sitting I started listening to various discussions I even heard the coordinator telling one of his officers not to free we applicants yet so we could stay a little bit more in the burning sun. Hmhm I kukuma no talk na my phone me wan collect. He even instructed the officer to inform us that anybody that didn't receive a text message before tomorrow shouldn't come back, which I'm sure non of us would because I even heard him saying that those that they wanted to slot and those that are still coming in the coming days.

Naso I leggo for one side expecting his visitors to go so I could continue my case but they refused to leave.

Finally when we were released to go, as I was heading back to him not minding his visitors I met one of my father's cousin standing at one side, Igreeted him (reintroduced myself because he didn't even recognise me again, explained the fabricated issue to him) I then proceeded to meet the man.

One of his aids who was with my phone stopped me and approached him for me.

Then I stayed at one end as I listened to him explaining my issue to the DPO. Then the DPO called on me and started asking me various questions (which I Of course answered sharperly thanks to my Senetorial exposure and vibration in the house in the Student's Representative council of the Student's Union)

Then the man just ordered the DPO to ask one of his officers to take me to the police station. Fear first catch me, I even forgot about FREEDOM OF PRESS. One of the secret service on seat which I've explained the fabricated motives of the story for and even blamed myself during explanation that I should have just asked for his name instead of trying to take his picture and I'd have ran away when he asked me to bring my phone if i did have a bad motive didn't even say anything.

Then a police officer came and started taking me away. I still somewhat kept my calm because it was a small town and he and my dad would definitely know each other one way or the other. Then that my father's cousin came forward explaining who my dad was to him.

He instantly ordered the police officer to release me and said I was foolish to have wanted to take his picture instead of just asking for his name directly from him.

He returned my phone to me and I prostrated (normal yoruba package na to thank him) That was how I got released and got my phone back. God bless our hustle and God bless Nigeria

olatunji21:
What would have happened if Honourable Aminu Waziri Tambuwal had been shot? How would the nation react most especially the northerners?..

englishmart:
are you saying all the members of our club are ugly or what?

ireneony:
what is Nairaland

shift15:
The governor of Rivers State, Mr. Chibuike Amaechi has threatened that All Progressive Congress will form alternative government in 2015 if the coming election is rigged. Amaechi, while speaking with AIT correspondent at APC Salvation rally in Abuja reiterated the party’s readiness to dare the ruling PDP if PDP rig next election.
‘If the election is rigged we will not go to court, there will be civil disobedience, we will form our own government and we will see what will happen’, Amaechi said.




http://believeafrica.net/apc-will-form-alternative-government-and-nothing-will-happen-amaechi-p364-118.htm

wilsondave:
........ I just pity Mikel morinho go just dey smile for him. his carrier is going down patapata. make he comeback to Nigeria con contest for his state house of assembly.

ireneony:
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SpaceGoat:
seun pleas ban this boy

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Idowuogbo:
haaaaaa....me i no like the fingers oooo....e con b like say awon aye dey call the guy enemy go hell fire/underworld. Comot am and try again biko! Nwa bado,thanks for trying tho

onila:
......


My mother, showed that white b1tch that shes a Naija woman
she dissed the hell out of her
raising her voice loudly in the bus

you white trash, I will sit anywhere I wanna sit, FOOL etc
with more heavy insults

omenka:

I've heard numerous stories about this akudaya but i will share 1 that really shocked me.

A young man who happened to be the only son of his parents died miserably. Though i wasn't told where he died or how he died. He was the heir to the fathers wealth as the only son.

The man was said to have established a business booming with lots of customers in lagos(why always lagos?).... He also got married but not legally to a pretty young lady there and they had kids...

When the young man sensed his time of existence as partial human was coming to an end, he talked to his wife about seeing his parents (i still ask myself, why now?). The wife agreed. They were few distant away from home before the man came up with excuse.... He told his wife he needed to get some items from the market. He gave the wife direction on how she'd be able to locate their main house. The wife with the kids kept going. On reaching the house, the mother of the man saw them and asked if they were looking for some one. The lady described whom they were looking for and coincidentally, she was speaking to the mother in-law.... The lady told her that she's the wife of her son... The old woman, amazed by what she heard couldn't believe it.... She took the lady to the place where the man was buried and told her that he died a long time ago.... The lady was skeptical and decided to call her husband on phone but it wasn't through.... That was how the man disappeared into thin air till today.

The question i still ask myself is - Are the kids half man-half spirit?

Obiagelli:
You are indeed knowledgeable, thanks. When people like this pastor ( a suspect himself) come out to say nonsense, you wonder if they don't read at all. There are stories of shekau beheading his commanders that disagree with him expecially on the chibok kids, there are many clerics that have lost their lives to these animals. BokoHaram is a criminal and terrorist group and should be defeated with force.
Do you go preaching to a man with a rocket launcher and is probably high on hashish?