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yuncka: ASUU & Federal Govt finally reached a conclusion...
Federal Govt is to provide 16 virgins, 40 tubers of yam, 28 live aligators, 2 baskets of kolanut and 120 kegs of palmwine on or b4 full moon.
School resumes in 4 Eke market days.
The gods have spoken!

lovetterrison: ODE

ifyalways: Nowadays,I sit and reflect honestly first then apologize. I try to analyze "what went wrong, how we could have resolved it and how to avoid same scenario from repeating itself" .
Afterwards,I go to my man on bended knees,stark naked, hail him, massage his isi nkwocha, tell him we both behaved like kids,bring up my already thought out "better conflict resolution" plans then end it with correct kpekus.

There and then,all sins are forgotten and forgiven.

maclatunji: Stop ranting, it is obvious you are the confused one. The topic of this thread is clear, if you want to discuss other issues create threads for them.

Why are you so pained at our rejecting that which is not a part of our religion? #LOL

Cathaliya: where do you do that from...?
Cus I hardly see you around...

dont8: An average man on the street still complains of suffering everyday?

When will people never suffer? It’s not Jonathan who is responsible; this is the crux of the matter. I am ready for this debate with anybody from any other party. Every 30 days, the Federal Government distributes money from the treasury for state and local government allocation, and no local government gets less than N100m a month. Now, what’s their input? The closest government to the people is the local government but what are they doing? What have they brought to the people? It’s a three-tier government, what is the local government man doing? They have their role by constitution.

Cathaliya: No, ebot means goat.

ALISMILE: Why cant chritains take a strong position in d fite against immorality. Even d devil knws its immoral for a waman to walk about naked wit men watchin. Ur religion is fast becomin the devil's advocate all in d name of civilisation. Is it not babaric and characteristic of d stone age for people not to be aware of their own unclothedness? Baware of d devil.

r231: A Hawaiian woman has been left outraged after state officials asked her to cut down her 36-letter surname – because it wouldn’t fit on the ID card.

Furious Janice Lokelani Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele claims the state has been ‘disrespectful’ towards her Hawaiian heritage after being reissued an ID card with only 35 letters in her surname.

Her name is so long that the driving licence in question does not even include her first name and middle names at all.

Mrs Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, who has had to carry two ID cards for the past 20 years, said that the action of missing off one letter was ‘disrespectful of the Hawaiian people’.

‘The county has never accommodated my name on my driver’s license,’ she told Honolulu television station KHON2.

She said the new ID has created a number of problems for her, including not being able to travel and being questioned by police during traffic.

’He looked at it and he goes, “Well, where is your first name?” And I said, “Don’t blame me. This is your department, this is the county”.’

Mrs Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele said that she has been told by the country to take her maiden name or shorten her last name. But she wants to keep the name as a tribute to her late husband.

After the TV station that originally reported the story pressured the local Department of Transport on the issue, officials said they will extend ID cards to a 40-character limit.

Ich liebe dich: I've been using my signature for a lng time nw and like the op i've been meaning to change it to something nicer. Whenever i have to sign sometin in public nd there's someone beside me i quickly scribble it down nd look at the person bside me with a face that says 'wetin u dey look'?

Cathaliya: Honey boo boo, na that kind house you go build for us?

Cathaliya: it was cool...thanks to Dannyxy, the insecure ebot...

mcfynest: i totally agree bro.... do you know that they also hold a pageant a nigerian came second in the last pageant


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGmwB_L9hYg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Cathaliya: ouch! Oh, stop tickling me...




Jeez, you such a bad boy.


Honey boo boo, do you mind making my favourite dish today?
say yes baby...

ijebabe: 3 decades? Ahn ahn!

striktlymi: What about a Satanist?

Balley: . Well, d reason y am askin is dat, av notice most pple won't allow som1 stayin wit dem n practisin anoda religion. A frnd of mine is experiencin such presently, she is d visitor, a muslim, but will b allowed to pray in d muslim way. Rather on sundays dey wil invite her to church, ofcos she can't say no, cos she stays in dere house

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Hand dey pain me before? [/color]

Cathaliya: oh, honey boo boo boo boo boo boo, you will?

While at it, can you boil water for my bathh?


You are the sweetest in the whole wide world..!