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Points to Note: - This feature is available in Lots of cars and not New At all - Tesla is not a Profitable Venture and its tagged to go bankrupt by end of 2018 Before you jump at me, kindly consult Google! Regards, |
Angelanest:The Governor Needed to tell the Police to clear the area....Then they discovered dangerous weapons.....Next thing they are taking selfies...No Further forensics required. ![]() |
What is the meaning of 'Highly Shot' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wiseandtrue: |
Have you lived in Canada?? Or you are talking about other people's realities?? pp802: |
This is an HellCat Charger and Not a Challenger... They are very different cars. Cosplay: |
Amen, Cos u really need the Healing!! kenzysmith: |
Small time, u will ask for offering... |
The major Raw material for this box is 'Amala' |
Very informative. Thanks a lot |
Who says "sex me please" . Bros I hail o |
This Bros is simply delusional. He needs help. |
Very true post. I have been living in Ghana for about 3years now. Drugs and prostitution is an epidemic here, there are 100s of mushroom schools where u do not need any document for admission, all they need is your money. It's a quick win for most Nigerians, lots of people have lost their kids this way. There is a particular case of a boy killing his own brother in the same room last year because he was so high.(Google it yourself) Parents, please beware!!!! |
Kenya Airline KQ504 lost both engines while Passangers completed boarding. I am from my way from Tanzania to Ghana via Kenya. Got to Nairobi on time, waiting for the connection flight as usual. A 40 minutes delay was initially announced, we waited patiently. After almost two hours of waiting, boarding was announced and we were taken to the aircraft. The plane looks obviously very old, but we held on to our faiths as usual. Boarding completed and the aircraft attempted to my and there was a sudden quiet. The pilot announced that they had a few technical issues and they will fix it in 10mins. After about 25mins, the pilot announced again that that have lost the engines unfortunately and the plane is not serviceable. We were marched out of the plane back to the lobby where we await our fate. In simple terms, we are stranded. Fp, pls.
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Just passing by.... |
Israel5:You are very stupid!!!!!!!! |
Kinda too long and dry |
[quote author=Suspect33 post=38352452] Video games becomes your idol when you spend more time playing them than you spend with your God, videos games has been a means the devil uses to draw youth away from God and to consume their time so they dont even think of praying or reading God's word.. Beware of video games that glorifies violence, sex, and gambling... Prepare the way for the Messiah, His coming is very imminent. God bless you [/quote All I can say is that you are very ignorant and lack the basic ability to use both your brain and Google search. You are dogmatic ally following what a lost soul told you in church. Btw, is anyone forcing you to play soccer. Focus on your life, and when u get to heaven, please give us a call. Thanks and no offence meant. |
Onajevwe:You need job or you need money?? |
Dear OP, I need a plan for 2 BR four flats, a storey building. Also enlighten me, is there anything like plan approvals? If yes, can you help to the the required approvals? Land is in Oshogbo. Thank you and Happy new year. |
Poster is an I D I O T!!! |
This is so nice!! Made my day!! |
nice One!! |
This is Just Crazy!!! |
talktimi:Oga, kindly tell us the school you finished from? Standing by.... |
NICE!! |
ODE! |
I read all your jokes until this point and it made my day!! Thanks Pal... |
shadrach77: this rubbish has to stop. Why not use the koranic to form these jokes, why use the bible? Something like this was also coined during the Farouk, Otedola saga. It more or less blasphemous and sacrilegiousYou are Very Stupid!! Cant you just smile at a Joke?? Must you whip religeous sentiments?? ODE!! (meaning Major FOOL!!) |
The Bible says that we should obey the laws of the Land. The Law says 'do not evengelize' do why go against that? Anyway all things work together for good for........, I guess he is more needed in Jail. If God really sent him, then there is Definately no problem with him. But if otherwise..... |
Boss13: The judgement is an insult to Nigerians, a crime to the families affected, a slap to eradicating corruption and an incentive to steal more.You are on point!! |
rooftech: Just heard over channels tv now. Efcc rearrest yakubu yusuf over police pension scheme fraudHahahaha.....They want to renegotiate...!!! What a Joke!! |
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I met a 2:1 economics graduate of OAU while in camp who told me the 25 billion naira recapitalization of banks embarked upon by ex CBN chief Charles Soludo was for the procurement of ATM machines and security doors... Hehehe