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Car TalkRe: Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Can Now Park Itself Without A Driver Behind The Wheel by ayojosh2k(m): 9:22am On Jul 11, 2018
Points to Note:

- This feature is available in Lots of cars and not New At all
- Tesla is not a Profitable Venture and its tagged to go bankrupt by end of 2018

Before you jump at me, kindly consult Google!

Regards,
CrimeRe: Ritualist Den Uncovered Under Bridge Near Lagos Governor's House. Photos by ayojosh2k(m): 9:55am On Jul 06, 2018
Angelanest:
Operatives of the Lagos State Central Business Districts enforcement unit has uncovered and dislodged a den suspected to be used by ritualists and criminals located around Onikan Stadium, descending to Army flag House, close to the Governors House, Marina, Lagos Island.

Special Adviser to the Lagos State Governor on Central Business Districts, Mr. Olarenwaju Elegushi said the hideout was similar to previous criminal and ritualist hideouts discovered in various parts of the state some months ago by security operatives.

He said it was uncovered while carrying out Governors directives to clear the area of debris and refuse which had accumulated under the bridge and its environs.

Elegushi however, said no arrest was made but different items like: charms and dangerous weapons were discovered and cleared from the place adding that police authority and armed force settlement close to the area had been notified of the discovery for necessary action.

He said: “We received the Governors directives to clear the area of refuse and debris which had accumulated overtime and in the course of carrying out the directives, we uncovered the place which has been under surveillance for long.

He vowed that the office would leave no stone un-turned to dislodge criminal hideouts on the Island and make the Lagos Island business district safe for business transactions and leisure.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/ritualist-den-uncovered-and-dislodged-around-onikan-stadium.html
The Governor Needed to tell the Police to clear the area....Then they discovered dangerous weapons.....Next thing they are taking selfies...No Further forensics required. cool cool cool cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Priest Came Out From The Ghastly Car Accident Without Any Injury. Photos by ayojosh2k(m): 8:38am On Jul 02, 2018
What is the meaning of 'Highly Shot' huhhuhhuhhuh
Wiseandtrue:
If this is not a miracle, I wonder what else is

I remember years back, fr Emmanuel Obimma was highly shot at yet he came out without a scratch

Indeed there is a God in Heaven!
TravelRe: Man Who Left For Canada Calls His Friend And Was Weeping by ayojosh2k(m): 12:09pm On May 24, 2018
Have you lived in Canada??

Or you are talking about other people's realities??

pp802:
Which eye will clear? What exactly are you yapping about oga? Do you seriously want to compare Canada to Nigeria?

They have better economy, money value is far better, good hospitals, constant power, better social amenities, good and working government.

Do you want to compare your stealing government, recession, epileptic power supply, bad healthcare services, inflation, to those qualities above?

Stop deceiving yourself undecided
Car TalkRe: See What Is Left Of The N31m Dodge Challenger SRT American Rapper Offset Crashed by ayojosh2k(m): 12:05pm On May 24, 2018
This is an HellCat Charger and Not a Challenger...

They are very different cars.
Cosplay:
*4 months and a couple of thousands of dollars later*

*In Nairaland Autos Section*

New Thread

##################Mint Toks 2018 Dodge Challenger Hellcat for sale. 38 million.##############

https://be174d9c0d369938aec5-d6573c2d7615a27c0364e95a9ff111cb.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/2C3CDXL9XHH569504/44e2d4a2193e7105e7be32b11f4da748.jpg

Accident Free

10k mileage

Mint interior

AC Cold Room Standard

Exclusively for the Big Boys

Serious callers only.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Arrives Israel In His Private Jet (Photos) by ayojosh2k(m): 4:46pm On May 11, 2018
Amen, Cos u really need the Healing!!
kenzysmith:
SIR WE NIGERIANS LOVE YOU SIR YOUR TEACHINGS AS BEEN A LIFE CHANGER SIR. SIR MAY YOU KEEP SHINNING SIR CURSE BE ONTO THOSE THAT CURSE U SIR AND MAY GOD BLESS AND HEAL ME
BusinessRe: Great Lessons About Money That Would Help Your Finances by ayojosh2k(m): 8:41am On May 09, 2018
Small time, u will ask for offering...
Car TalkRe: See The Car This Nigerian Manufactured For N80, 000 (Photo) by ayojosh2k(m): 8:20am On May 09, 2018
The major Raw material for this box is 'Amala'
FoodRe: Why You Should Always Choose Bananas With Dark Spots Than The Fresh One by ayojosh2k(m): 9:17pm On Mar 15, 2016
Very informative. Thanks a lot
RomanceRe: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by ayojosh2k(m): 5:28am On Dec 30, 2015
Who says "sex me please" . Bros I hail o
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele And His Failed 2015 Prophecies by ayojosh2k(m): 5:11am On Dec 30, 2015
This Bros is simply delusional. He needs help.
EducationRe: Before You Send Your Daughter To A University In Ghana, Please Read This. by ayojosh2k(m): 3:25am On Oct 12, 2015
Very true post. I have been living in Ghana for about 3years now. Drugs and prostitution is an epidemic here, there are 100s of mushroom schools where u do not need any document for admission, all they need is your money. It's a quick win for most Nigerians, lots of people have lost their kids this way.

There is a particular case of a boy killing his own brother in the same room last year because he was so high.(Google it yourself)

Parents, please beware!!!!
TravelAnother Air Crash Averted by ayojosh2k(op): 9:13am On Sep 26, 2015
Kenya Airline KQ504 lost both engines while Passangers completed boarding.

I am from my way from Tanzania to Ghana via Kenya. Got to Nairobi on time, waiting for the connection flight as usual.
A 40 minutes delay was initially announced, we waited patiently. After almost two hours of waiting, boarding was announced and we were taken to the aircraft. The plane looks obviously very old, but we held on to our faiths as usual.

Boarding completed and the aircraft attempted to my and there was a sudden quiet. The pilot announced that they had a few technical issues and they will fix it in 10mins. After about 25mins, the pilot announced again that that have lost the engines unfortunately and the plane is not serviceable.

We were marched out of the plane back to the lobby where we await our fate. In simple terms, we are stranded.

Fp, pls.

CrimeRe: I Made N6million As A Fake Lawyer – Suspect by ayojosh2k(m): 7:05pm On Sep 25, 2015
Just passing by....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can I Get A Birth Certificate? by ayojosh2k(m): 3:46pm On Sep 25, 2015
Israel5:
Repent and ask Jesus to come into your life. Then you'l be born again and Holyspirit will certify you as a child of God. The offer is open to all and sundry who have been held bound by the power of sin. It's never too late with Jesus.
You are very stupid!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: Funny Letter Of Husband To Wife About Their Sex Life And Wife's Response by ayojosh2k(m): 11:27am On Sep 25, 2015
Kinda too long and dry
GamingRe: Official FIFA 16 Thread (PC/Xbox/Playstation) by ayojosh2k(m): 7:58am On Sep 25, 2015
[quote author=Suspect33 post=38352452] Video games becomes your idol when you spend more time playing them than you spend with your God, videos games has been a means the devil uses to draw youth away from God and to consume their time so they dont even think of praying or reading God's word.. Beware of video games that glorifies violence, sex, and gambling... Prepare the way for the Messiah, His coming is very imminent. God bless you [/quote

All I can say is that you are very ignorant and lack the basic ability to use both your brain and Google search. You are dogmatic ally following what a lost soul told you in church. Btw, is anyone forcing you to play soccer.huh Focus on your life, and when u get to heaven, please give us a call. Thanks and no offence meant.
PoliticsRe: Akinwunmi Ambode Visits Police Command. See Photos: by ayojosh2k(m): 4:33pm On Jun 06, 2015
Onajevwe:
I need a job in this month of June.

In Jesus name I pray....

Amen !!!!

smiley
You need job or you need money??
PropertiesRe: Architect And Builder,best Of Our Services At An Affordable Price,view Designs by ayojosh2k(m): 5:39pm On Jan 01, 2015
Dear OP,

I need a plan for 2 BR four flats, a storey building.

Also enlighten me, is there anything like plan approvals? If yes, can you help to the the required approvals? Land is in Oshogbo.

Thank you and Happy new year.
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by ayojosh2k(m): 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2013
Poster is an I D I O T!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Real Life Sign-posts And Notices by ayojosh2k(m): 3:45pm On Mar 12, 2013
This is so nice!! Made my day!!
Jokes EtcRe: A Lesson From A Student!!! by ayojosh2k(m): 3:35pm On Mar 12, 2013
nice One!!
Jokes EtcRe: WTF? Nigeria Sha! LWKM by ayojosh2k(m): 3:33pm On Mar 12, 2013
This is Just Crazy!!!
EducationRe: OAU Rated As Best University In Nigeria by ayojosh2k(m): 12:49pm On Feb 12, 2013
talktimi: grin I met a 2:1 economics graduate of OAU while in camp who told me the 25 billion naira recapitalization of banks embarked upon by ex CBN chief Charles Soludo was for the procurement of ATM machines and security doors... Hehehe
Oga, kindly tell us the school you finished from?

Standing by....
Jokes EtcRe: Yankee Driver Meets Naija Police.....hilarious!!! by ayojosh2k(m): 2:12pm On Feb 07, 2013
NICE!!
Jokes EtcRe: Caf Algedes Match Fixing Discovered In Super Eagle's Victory Yesterday by ayojosh2k(m): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2013
ODE!
Jokes EtcRe: Mr. Akpors by ayojosh2k(m): 8:23pm On Feb 04, 2013
I read all your jokes until this point and it made my day!!

Thanks Pal...
SportsRe: An Epistle Of Super Eagles Victory by ayojosh2k(m): 4:38pm On Feb 04, 2013
shadrach77: this rubbish has to stop. Why not use the koranic to form these jokes, why use the bible? Something like this was also coined during the Farouk, Otedola saga. It more or less blasphemous and sacrilegious angry angry angry
You are Very Stupid!!

Cant you just smile at a Joke??

Must you whip religeous sentiments??

ODE!! (meaning Major FOOL!!)
Christianity EtcRe: Iran Sentences Pastor To Eight Years In Prison For Evangelism by ayojosh2k(m): 7:14pm On Jan 29, 2013
The Bible says that we should obey the laws of the Land. The Law says 'do not evengelize' do why go against that? Anyway all things work together for good for........, I guess he is more needed in Jail.

If God really sent him, then there is Definately no problem with him. But if otherwise.....
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Yusuf Rearrested Over Police Pension Scheme by ayojosh2k(m): 7:07pm On Jan 29, 2013
Boss13: The judgement is an insult to Nigerians, a crime to the families affected, a slap to eradicating corruption and an incentive to steal more.
You are on point!!
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Yusuf Rearrested Over Police Pension Scheme by ayojosh2k(m): 7:03pm On Jan 29, 2013
rooftech: Just heard over channels tv now. Efcc rearrest yakubu yusuf over police pension scheme fraud
Hahahaha.....They want to renegotiate...!!!

What a Joke!!
TV/MoviesRe: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by ayojosh2k(m): 6:28am On Jan 29, 2013
You list must include the following:

30 Rock (S1-6)
Lie to me (S 1-3)
Shield (S1-7)
Desperate Housewives (S1-cool
Homeland (S1-2. 3 ongoing)
Nikita (S1-2. 3 ongoing)
Harry's Law (S1 -2)
Boston Legal (S1-5)
Smallville (S1-7)
OZ (S1-6)
Burn Notice (S1 -5)
Mentalist (S1-4. 5 ongoing)
Breaking Bad (S1-3)
Spartacus (S1-3)
Friends (S1-10)
Prison Break (S1-5)
24 (S1-cool
Heroes (S1-4)
Lost (S1-4)
Fringe (S1-5)
Suits (S1)
Alias (S1-6)
Dexter (S1-5)
Grey's Anatomy (S1 -4)
Criminal Minds (S1-7)
Mad Men (S1-4)
Everybody hates Cris (S1-4)
Warehouse 13 (S1-3)
White Collar (S1-2)
Hustle (S1-5)
Merlin (S1-5)
Rome (S1-2)
Tudors (S1-4)
Vanished (S1)
Persons Unknown (S1)
Law and Order (S1-3)
Brothers and Sisters (S1-2)

Enjoy!!

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