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Medical practitioners in the house should please help me ooo.
I discovered blood was coming out with my stool few days ago and I was surprised how it happened. I am not a gay that I will say maybe one idiot has furk out my anuus, I no dey do menstruation when I'm not a woman. How come blood has it way with my stool
Some people said it is hermroid(piles), although I do feel like my intestine want to come out of my anus if I touch my anus during the time when I'm deficating.
Some people said it is infection ( not STDs oo)
Some people said Na Jedi-Jedi.
One of the surprising things about this issue I'm facing is that I will not feel any pain when I'm deficating and blood will be dropping out enough to wet my stool.
I have never experienced this in my life.
I have used different infection medicine and different Hermroid(piles) medicine but this thing is still persisting.
This issue has been so tough for me that some pharmacists gave me some terms and conditions on my food Intake that if Na 4 Akpu I dey take before make I reduce ham to 2 Akpu or if possible I should not even take any swallow food for this period because my stool is always HARD when I'm about to deficate. Haaa!! Which kind of whala-whala-whala be this ......
Help me. I beg both English and Native medical practitioners In the House, and probably merciful people that knows the way out of this, should please drop comment for me on how I can come out of this mess and have my full health back Blood is life, I don't want to lose any of my blood inside the toilet again Help me please for quick medical or native solutions. I will be grateful to you all. I LOVE NAIRALANDERS

Comments for solutions plss.

I am photographer and I have always been appreciating the good pieces of advise and deeds I received on NairaLand. Photography is damn expensive but I love the craft and I know it. I love it. This will go a long way for me if I can see assistance from merciful NairaLanders. I will always appreciate any token from anyone because I know the worth . I want to have my own camera 📸 this year and I have managed to save close to 100K at least if I can manage to buy 200-250K camera it would help my craft. This makes me lose clients sometimes because na borrow-borrow of camera I dey do and if I could not be able to meet up to schedule those clients will just vamoose....
I will be grateful again on this land if I can see assistance from you my fathesr, mothers, brothers and sisters in the land..... First bank of Nigeria 3124204000

I have so much love for these Crafts and their businesses, photography and Cinematography, but my financial strength has not gotten six packs to tackle them. Despite the low patronage from customers and friends since last year I have been able to save #200,000 to get a camera. I wanted to apply for Napo money to buy some studio lights but one of my neighbors said I should not try it since I have not been well rooted in my business. I wanted to borrow 150K from Napo before. After the piece of advice from my neighbor I suggested if I can still see a trusted person to partner with and very hard working person too, at least we can rack brains together in creativity and raising of funds.
I'm a good in photo Retouching, light setups, manipulations, props creativity, I shoot wedding, celebrities and babies and I still keep learning some other master packages and classes. I would be very glad I can see a sincere partner on these crafts that we can work together at least to hasten the progress more.
My location: Benin city.

How can I add and use some sound tracks or music on video without violating copyright policy on social media networks. Please any content creators in the Land should enlightened me over it. I beg. Thanks 😊

Mr. Macaroni, Taooma, Lasisi Elenu, Brain jotter, etc. How Dem take do ham.

I am a photographer and cinematographer, but I have passion for acting and this passion has been worrying me for a very long time despite that I have never put it to actions or find a way to showcase it. Recently I summoned to one of my friends in Lagos who also is on the same page, if he can join me in video skit making and he assured me that anytime I need him to perform some character that he would come. And I have been writing screenplays since last year but now I'm editing them, but something came to my mind and the thing was kind of giving me blurry future concerning this my step I'm about to take and the thing is: DO I NEED "TOP CONNECTIONS" TO BE FAMOUS AND RICH IN VIDEO SKIT PRODUCTION? However, sometimes one needs to ask questions to know the How to of what he or she is about to venture into. This is exactly what I'm confused about NairaLanders... And pls if there is anyone, professionally, that still knows more about movie or skit production should pls drop some enlightenment comments. I don't want to die with this passion I might not enter Heaven.

Mr. Macaroni, Taooma, Lasisi Elenu, Brain jotter, etc. How Dem take do ham.

I am a photographer and cinematographer, but I have passion for acting and this passion has been worrying me for a very long time despite that I have never put it to actions or find a way to showcase it. Recently I summoned to one of my friends in Lagos who also is on the same page, if he can join me in video skit making and he assured me that anytime I need him to perform some character that he would come. And I have been writing screenplays since last year but now I'm editing them, but something came to my mind and the thing was kind of giving me blurry future concerning this my step I'm about to take and the thing is: DO I NEED "TOP CONNECTIONS" TO BE FAMOUS AND RICH IN VIDEO SKIT PRODUCTION? However, sometimes one needs to ask questions to know the How to of what he or she is about to venture into. This is exactly what I'm confused about NairaLanders... And pls if there is anyone, professionally, that still knows more about movie or skit production should pls drop some enlightenment comments. I don't want to die with this passion I might not enter Heaven.

Mr. Macaroni, Taooma, Lasisi Elenu, Brain jotter, etc. How Dem take do ham.

I am a photographer and cinematographer, but I have passion for acting and this passion has been worrying me for a very long time despite that I have never put it to actions or find a way to showcase it. Recently I summoned to one of my friends in Lagos who also is on the same page, if he can join me in video skit making and he assured me that anytime I need him to perform some character that he would come. And I have been writing screenplays since last year but now I'm editing them, but something came to my mind and the thing was kind of giving me blurry future concerning this my step I'm about to take and the thing is: DO I NEED "TOP CONNECTIONS" TO BE FAMOUS AND RICH IN VIDEO SKIT PRODUCTION? However, sometimes one needs to ask questions to know the How to of what he or she is about to venture into. This is exactly what I'm confused about NairaLanders... And pls if there is anyone, professionally, that still knows more about movie or skit production should pls drop some enlightenment comments. I don't want to die with this passion I might not enter Heaven.

Mr. Macaroni, Taooma, Lasisi Elenu, Brain jotter, etc. How Dem take do ham.

I am a photographer and cinematographer, but I have passion for acting and this passion has been worrying me for a very long time despite that I have never put it to actions or find a way to showcase it. Recently I summoned to one of my friends in Lagos who also is on the same page, if he can join me in video skit making and he assured me that anytime I need him to perform some character that he would come. And I have been writing screenplays since last year but now I'm editing them, but something came to my mind and the thing was kind of giving me blurry future concerning this my step I'm about to take and the thing is: DO I NEED "TOP CONNECTIONS" TO BE FAMOUS AND RICH IN VIDEO SKIT PRODUCTION? However, sometimes one needs to ask questions to know the How to of what he or she is about to venture into. This is exactly what I'm confused about NairaLanders... And pls if there is anyone, professionally, that still knows more about movie or skit production should pls drop some enlightenment comments. I don't want to die with this passion I might not enter Heaven.

jamiu4real2022:
Why would I jest about you needing assistance? Come on, I'd never do that in a million years.

Also, if you genuinely make good use of this, do keep me posted about your progress right here. If it all adds up, I might chip in anywhere from 100k to 200k to help you buy a new camera.

I can't hold my joy. Thank you so much

jamiu4real2022:
Why would I jest about you needing assistance? Come on, I'd never do that in a million years.

Also, if you genuinely make good use of this, do keep me posted about your progress right here. If it all adds up, I might chip in anywhere from 100k to 200k to help you buy a new camera.

Thank you Boss

Jamiu4real2022. I am using this this medium to say thank you so much for the 30K you sent to my account. I thought it was a joke. Thank you so much. This is my WhatsApp number 09156465440 to show my gratitude pls add me up and let me thank you and share this to NairaLanders....

Lateefodutola:
Dont doubt it
One doesnt know where one's helper can come from!

I thought he was joking I just received the alert thank you so much jamiu

[quote author=jamiu4real2022 post=122644135]Sent you the money. Good luck

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Oh my goodness.... Jamiu has done it for me... Thanks you so much

jamiu4real2022:
I may not possess an abundance of resources, but I truly admire your unwavering determination and genuine pursuit of success. May divine blessings rain upon you for your noble endeavors.

Kindly share your bank account details, so I can contribute a humble sum of 30,000 to support your journey.

Thanks
3124204000
FBN

After my National diploma program I never had any help. I had to join some security companies to become a guard to fend for myself. The payment was not even to impressive (20K). Inside it I pay rent and feed with some miscellaneous. Never enough.
Because of this, I tried some other security companies if they can still employ me but I have not received any calls from any the companies I submitted my CV.
Despite the odds with the little penny (20K) I was collecting every month, I decided saving some cash small-small and fortunately for me I was able to gather 30K for 6months (that was last year). I used this 30K to enrolled myself in 6months photography and cinematography training last year. I was able to catch quickly during the basic training. I love Photo or should I say I love Art.
Financially I don't have strength to tackle the expensive of photography and its business, my passion is draining out and I'm confused.
I do pay for cameras (at least 5K) to shoot some freestyles to post on my social network platform and to showcase for my prospective clients and not every time I shoot cameras because I don't have one and na borrow I dey borrow. I have networked my craft business to my people at work and friends but some will just look at me from my head to my toe like "see quack and poor photographer, 20-20 Naira photographer". And this kills me. However, that can never stop me. But I'm confused on how to fight this battle with my poor financial capacity and doubt from people in my networking. Most of my colleagues in the business have leveled up because of one help or the other they received from family and friends. But here I am, I have no one except my nose and and eyes. .
Many times without numbers I have been thinking on how I can scape through and triumph through the craft business I love.

If anyone that has been inside this my shoes sees this thread should please drop a comment of how he/she has made it through.
thanks

Hmmmm....
Face me I face you will make you understand that aye o pe meji. Let's do a flashback..

1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de). "Who carried the water I fetched her? (Fight don come.)
2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.

Output - Gbeborun(gossip)
Input - Food
3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)
4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje"(gentle mama) "Iya Kofewahala"(No whala mama) "Iya Cele"(mama celestial)
6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru(Eye Servicer)
7. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese(Chronic Debtor)
8. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo tie.(bad child has his own day)
9. There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.(madness full ground)
10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro 🙌. She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents.
11. Nepa bill fight ✅, waste bill fight ✅, rent increment fight ✅, I entered the bathroom before you fight ✅, you poured water at my doorstep fight ✅, you beat my child fight ✅, you sent my child on an errand fight ✅, you talked about me behind my back fight
your wife beat my wife fight ✅, you are dating my husband fight ✅, you used my water fight ✅
At least, 16 fights per month. Tenanté de WWE 🙌.

12. There’s this big boy who brings different girls home, fine room. Always disturbing everyone with loudspeakers
13. There’s always a Gbeborun-General of the whole house. She sees everything, knows everything, and gossips about everything. The moment you hear "shey e ti gbo"(Una don hear), just know you are getting served. Her name is always mentioned during every fight. Olofofo(gossipers)
14. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force
15. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.
16. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe.
17. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker every month. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.(we are used to it )
18. There's always a woman who uses songs to insult people during any fight. These people can be very talented. She will use songs to insult and kickstart a fight. Tope Alabi from the Devil's kingdom .....

Like and drop comment if you have been in the shoes or you are already in the shoes or you are planning to enter the shoes

Illegal1:
Omoh.......front page 4 nairaland nah scam,nah man knw man tinx.


imagine sum1 with a meaningful thread won't near front page bt u will see sum useless thread hiting front page bk to bk.

No that's not true ooo, my thread hit the front page even when my account was still a baby. Because the thread I posted that time was meaningful and rare....... So nobody knows you before your thread can be uploaded to the front page. FYI, do you even know that all these our threads go through edits and checks? It is during these processes the management of this Blog then decide the ones to put at the front page. I come in Peace..

My own experience in a passage house was when I came to Benin city. I never had this kind of experience in my life. After my project in school I left my father's house to come Benin city to hustle for my life too. I was squatting with a family when I newly came but when I noticed that I have started overstaying my welcome I decided to just go and rent a room in a passage house so that I can remove my burden over them and also to give myself some privacy.
To cut the story short, I relocated to the room with just a new carpet I bought, of course, that was how it would be because I was a stranger to the city; no mattress, no fan, nothing, just carpet and my school bag. Although, I painted the room very well because I don't like seeing wall's scratches and dirts they irritate me .
On my first day I was indoor throughout even it was in the night I went to the toilet to ease myself. But when I was indoor I heard one of the tenants wife saying that "this our new neighbor no dey come outside abi na Eleha him be".
Another woman added to her statement that make she no mind me E fit be shy-shy na hin dey worry me. Hmmm, I just dey low-key for my room dey hear everything sooteey Dem talk reach say I no Carry anything come inside the room, that make E no be say I be reincarnation.
On my second day I came outside I greeted people and they were looking at me like- this one na Ajebo oo. . Passage house too funny I swear . The room that face me stays a single mother she has one small girl. And the lady is beautiful, gentle and likes indoor too. She behaves literate too unlike others I like rolling with her. Before you know they carried the rumors that I don dey f*ck the lady.
I know well about electrical works because of that my landlady used to call me in to her room to rectify some electrical faults which sometimes takes me times, because of this also they said I don dey Bleep my landlady. Them say I never reach 3months I Don dey do pass myself. Although my landlady too no dey help matter anytime I'm rectifying electrical faults In her room she would just stay with me even if takes 3hrs to finish up she would stay and she was at her early 40s then. It was later I got to know that she has skeleton in her cupboard for me. Passage house Taya me

I'm considering the two aspect of going for classes or buy photography props and equipment. But which one is more advisable to venture into mostly as a beginner in this craft? [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

I have been in a state of confusion since yesterday when my girlfriend came to my home to show me her belly how it has bump up because of the one month pregnancy.
I was even thinking maybe she was lying until I saw her belly myself. Hmmm, E shocked me.
She said she supposed not to have come and show me that it was because I didn't believe her that's the reason why she came to show me, and that she is not even going to request for any money to get ride of it from me that the only thing she wants from me is to follow her to the hospital where she want to flush it out. "Haa! Me follow you? I can't follow you ooo, how can I follow you to go and flush a product that supposed to come to life, besides it is not my joy that you're going there I am weeping inside because of this, if not because of money Am I not old enough to be a father." I told her this and she started crying and said I don't Love her , but I do, I love her . But her request sounds somehow to me . Follow you to where you want to go and do Abortion? Haa!! E choke ooo

Pls wise people in the LAND advice me is it proper to do this?

I don't know if na only me dis kind thing dey happen to. Somebody will just collect salary like this, Voooom the money don vanished.
And no be say person dey spend money any how ooo....
You go market na inflation
You go buy gas na wahala
Even bend down and select wears now na for VIP
Abi petrol kon finish from the I better pass my neighbors generator wey person still dey use, Haaa!! That one na Ozeba
20naira can not stand to buy one Coaster biscuit now. ... How person wan take marry

Jennyclay:
Broke men are the most shameless people living on earth. I'm allergic to broke and wretched men. I hate broke men like Kilode!

How can you sue a lady because of ordinary 3k transport . Shame!! Big shame!!

I was jejely on my own, when one broke wretched man wanted to send me 5k, biko what can I do with 5k ? I just told him to hold his nonsense 5k to himself, then I blocked him immediately.

Broke men everywhere!

Jennyclay, it was not the amount of that money that made the issue oo, but the intention of how she collected the money, a dubious intention, scam intention, stealing, 419. That is bad.... Hungry ladies and begging ladies everywhere

I have been having a very long passion for acting, film or video production and e.t.c for a very long time, but I have not been able to mingle with any organisation or group that can give me chance to refine my potentials

Now I have decided to just start from somewhere and I wish to start from camera � and its properties before moving forward to another level but Im confused of which categories to go for among these two, cinematography and photography.

I don't know if cinematography covers everything to know about camera, or each of them has their different attributes....

Pls my brothers and sisters in the land help your boy out.

I study mass communication and I have passion for acting and any work of arts. Recently, I thought of starting YouTube video production but I have not gotten to know any of the terms and conditions that surrounds this platform. I don't like starting something without having its knowledge. I have two niches that I can start with but I want any YouTubers inside the Nairaland to pls help me out.�... What are the steps to take; knowledge to acquire; things to have; and also I used to hear using of #tag. Pls � help me up...my WhatsApp number is...
Zer0 Nine 156465440...

I study mass communication and I have passion for acting and any work of arts. Recently, I thought of starting YouTube video production but I have not gotten to know any of the terms and conditions that surrounds this platform. I don't like starting something without having its knowledge. I have two niches that I can start with but I want any YouTubers inside the Nairaland to pls help me out.�... What are the steps to take; knowledge to acquire; things to have; and also I used to hear using of #tag. Pls � help me up...my WhatsApp number is...
Zer0 Nine 156465440...

Pls and pls I beg you in the name of Jesus, as you are about to read this my thread please don not insult. Your brother only want your dearly pieces of advice. Thank you.
I am only a graduate of National diploma program and I graduated with Second Class Upper, but there has not been so enough for me financially to further my HND. And because of this came up an idea in my mind that maybe I should also ventured in to Akara business... I have already started raising some money for the business now and the money is getting closer to ₦100,000 now. How do you view this my business idea...

Most of my school mates that we finished school together have married and some are planning to... and here I am, I have not even see a stable job I'm still on the street hustling. Why is life so imbalance like this? And I always hope for a better future for myself �.... I graduated with upper class with my ND certificate and to continue HND now self Na another war, let alone starting up a family; where the money self , kọlọrun Ko sanu Awa na

How would you feel if you were in my shoes about this my experience yesterday.?
I took this lady that I have been chatting with online to the eatery yesterday and that was also our first time to see. When we get to the eatery
she ordered for fried rice and chicken and a soft drink. But along the line while she was eating we were having some discussions and I was "systematically" observing her table manner, low and behold When this babe finished with the fried rice and it came to the turn to eat the chicken made me felt somehow. She ate the flesh and instead for her to leave the bone, because the chicken was big enough for two people to eat, she said she doesn't want my money to be wasted and she started breaking the bones to the extent that other customers around us were say "Madam surfree-surfree oo, No go injure yourself oo" because the sound of how she was using pressure to break the bones was making "PaaRaaPaaPaa-PauuPauu-Pooo". I was really embarrassed. I cautioned her to leave the bone that I would order for another for her, but she said she likes bones, haa! I was surprised. A fine girl like you. Eventually, I rounded every discussion and I discharged her.
Ladies pls have some courtesy if you are to be in public places with someone you have never met. I know some ladies are decent oo.... But this one choke me

I plead to you as you're about to read the body of my emotional problems, pls don't insult me, instead give me a piece of advice that would save your "brother" from the emotional danger that I have met myself now. I never thought I can found myself in this kind of emotional challenge in my life. Just help me out. Thank you.
I have never loved a lady to the point of my marrow before in my life. When people talk about love and how they act foolishly because of someone they love I always think they hype themselves until I met Jennifer.
When ladies try shit with me i cut them off because I'm "No nonsense guy". But reverse was the case when I met Jennifer to the extent that nonsense that I don't take before has now become my food that I receive from Jennifer, and I eat them with joy.
I have fallen in love with Jennifer and I didn't know how the arrow entered my heart. I hardly love until I met her. Anytime she pops up in my memory I lose my appetite and become moody.
The problem is that the feelings is only coming from me, she does not feel the same as I feel for her. Sometimes if we were making calls she would just bang the call immediately off my ears.
She even recently blocked me on WhatsApp without any cogent escuse.
And I'm in pain because this involuntary emotion has chained my heart to the extent that anytime I decided to cut her off I see that the more I love her. There was time I deleted all her numbers and after 45minutes I began to look for what I deleted myself. Pls help me. What can I do in this kind of situation I'm in a great pain I don't want this kind of love... Share your experiences with me and help. I hope someone that has been in this kind of emotional challenge will understand me more better than I mentioned.

Thank you sir... for this

I will clock 30 this November. I finished my ND program in 2016 and after my program I could not get enough money to take care of myself very well let alone furthering my education. Because of this I decided to look for some petty jobs, however it was not an easy experience when I was going through this. After 2years of hardship in different factories and industries that I have work with, I got employed in 2018 in one of the department in Coca-Cola and the pay is 40,000, although I used my WASSCE to apply for the job because it is a kind of casual job.
Now, days are counting and I don't want to get too old before getting married. And this is what is giving me some confusion.

Should I try and plan myself with my salary and get married. Or
Should I continue my education. I love education too
I will clock 30 this November. I finished my ND program in 2016 and after my program I could not get enough money to take care of myself very well let alone furthering my education. Because of this I decided to look for some petty jobs, however it was not an easy experience when I was going through this. After 2years of hardship in different factories and industries that I have work with, I got employed in 2018 in one of the department in Coca-Cola and the pay is 40,000, although I used my WASSCE to apply for the job because it is a kind of casual job.
Now, days are counting and I don't want to get too old before getting married. And this is what is giving me some confusion.

Should I try and plan myself with my salary and get married. Or
Should I continue my education. I love education too