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If you are not what I'm thinking oo (mummy's boy), you should be able to read red flags on a lady even if she's not staying with you under the same roof. Believe me bro, those women are crafty and manipulative, don't ever get drunk so early with her wifey material attitudes she's giving you now. Invite her for a week, two weeks, a month; observe her with your BRAIN not HEART. During her visit Change ham for her sometimes and look for her reaction. Borrow money from her and extend the day of refund ×2. Playfully tell her to refill your gas cylinder and be serious with it while you're playfully saying it. My brother I will never lied to you, human characters, attitudes and behaviors are just like a SMOKE, what you need is just to trigger the smoke and see if you can inhale it or not. Prevention is better than cure; not untill she start living with you under the same roof you will then be noticing her attitude. A month visit is enough for you to pick basic red flags and green flags that you want.
EXAMPLES:
PERSONAL HYGIENE
UNSUBMISSIVE IN ARGUMENT
PRIDE
SEGREGATION
NAGGING
SOCIAL SENSES AND RESPECT
SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION
"CALL RATE"
LAZINESS
ENTITLED
GOSSIPING
TALKATIVE
MISS WISE
TOLERANCE
PATIENCE
TRUTHFULNESS
LIES AND EXAGGERATION
FORMING
SECRECY
SUPPORT
and so on

MrCork:
I have N17 million naira in my Two savings account:...send me yor account number?

3124204000
First Bank sir

adamma24:
Dear nairaland...should we tell him.....or wait for him for find out him self

Pls Tell me brotherhood

Please, house, I'm falling in love💕 with a Benue girl. Kindly advise: What are Benue girls like?

I know that everyone can't be the same. But, I just want to know the character traits usually associated with Benue girls. Thanks.

Pls advice your brother, guys and ladies in the house, happily married men and women, pls advice me.
I am a guy that doesn't like to keep malice between me and my friends or families even at work I'm well know for this attribute. If you offend me I will come to you and I will express my feelings to you the way it hurts me and after expressing myself that is the end of all.
But some of these ladies that are coming to my way always have this ugly attitude of keeping malice. I keep wondering if I am the only person having this ugly attitude with girls. How can you start keeping malice with me because of me not telling you the reason why I broke up with my Ex. I told her it's confidential that it is not necessary for her to worry about. Just because of that, she started behaving like GLO network.
And not only over this matter even on a very little matter as using a restroom before her she will still keep malice. I will even be the one to pet her and bring her back to normal mood. And I'm feeling like I'm being simp and weak. And not that I'm push and start guy. But I'm just wondering why I keep experiencing this with Ladies. I don't know if they see keeping the malice as a threat or what because I never understood

SHARE EXPERIENCE ON DATING A BENUE GIRLS OR LADIES

This man's age should be at his early 60s If I should guess. He's my boss and he always complain of urinating almost every seconds of time. He said the medicines he has been using are not giving him effective results for him to get relief of this PAIN. Pls Nairaland help! Help with any medications that is effective either English medication or Herbal medication.
This forum called

NAIRALAND

is a blessing to me because here on Nairaland was where I got herbal solution to the piles I was battling with last couple of months. Pls if you come across this thread and God has blessed you with the solution pls drop it at comment down to save a soul this Man is getting reduce and weak. Pls save a soul.
Thanks Nairaland.

Passage house for that matter? My landlord called me three days ago that our next payment for the prepaid meter subscription will not longer be #1000 instead we are to be prepared to pay #1500. I asked him "why?" He said whether I am not in Nigeria or why would I be asking him that kind of question as if I am not a learned person. That didn't I know that the electricity tariff has been increased since by the government.
Then I told him that I know all these but that doesn't mean you too will want to increase the hell fire of Nigeria with us here in your house. We are just six tenants in the passage house while the rest four rooms are vacant, and none of us use heavy appliances that consume energy. And besides, the light in the area is not even constant, 2times per day at just 3hrs on. If we buy #6000 PPM card the card do last us for 4 to 5 months before we buy another card.
The service of the BEDC is not even encouragingat all at our own area to the extent that someone would be happy to pay #1500 for electricity bill. It was even like a force before we started paying the #1000 not to talk of #1500.
And this is making me to be confused on whether the landlord is a wicked one or greedy person, because he is the one that buys the recharge card for our own apartment after we have contributed the money, and this makes some tenants to call him thief, old for nothing and all sorts, that's not my problems anyways but the increase of the money.
CAN WE SAY THE LANDLORD IS MAKING A RIGHT DECISION OR WICKED DECISION?

Somebody come to meet you physically offline and tried to speak out his/her problems perhaps you might render some helps or give some directives that would help not even involving money oo, but instead of you to try and pair the feelings with the person by doing your best or give out some pieces of advice rather you started mocking the person inside your heart, relating and gossiping his/her problems to neighbors and others without you providing any cashless support to the person.
This is fÜlishness and wïckêdness. As if offline is not enough Online is very terrible. Someone will come here to NAIRALAND to come and tender some parts of his/her burdens and problems relating to medical issues, family issues, relationship issues, etc. perhaps he/she might receive a life changing comment or reply which does not even require money at that particular period of time from the readers, instead of some people to give out supportive comment, solution comment, good and sensitive directive rather they would started mocking the person; using abusîve words on the person, sending unreasønabale reply to the comments section. Do away with whether the thread is real or fake, because you never knew the real person whom might need that your problem free idea instead of you mocking him/her give it out or you read and leave.
Life is not a bed of rose for any fückiñg body, sometimes the way some people fell into burdens or problems might not be the way you thought, life is interwoven. And there is no gain in mocking someone who come up to speak out.
One of the Posts or threads I see that people like and enjoy to put that their mouths into are s3x threads, 4niKation threads, Adultr3 threads, Ashåwö threads and some other immorals related threads. This is not so good. Online as serve as a mask to cover up for everyone to speak out and by speaking out you lessen the problems or burdens, depression and sucïde thoughts.
If someone comes online and speak out for medical advice or remedy for one ailments or the other or relationship advice or another let's give out supportive and reliable solutions.
Yes, we know that there are some small boys and girls out there that are at the angle of their parents bed that do not know how much they sell 1kg of cooking gas rather than to take their phones and come online to type nonsênse and discourage people at the comment section or creating some sensēless and childish thread which might affect some original threads and for original people who want genuine solutions.
LET HELP OURSELVES AND SUPPORT OURSELVES. MONEY IS NOT ALL, INFORMATION ALSO SAVES LIVES[b][/b][b][/b]. I come In peace ☮️

Never seen this before In my life, I thought it was just a mere dots that will come and dry off instead it stays untill I was told that it is GENITAL WARTS Haa! And I will really appreciate anyone who will recommend an effective medication for this WARTS for me in the comments section. Thanks so much brothers and sisters

Algrin:
Sorry about your plight. Suffered this predicament about a decade ago. Used different drugs and suppositories all to no avail. This plant was what came to the rescue for me. Got a handful of them and squeezed to get the extract which I drank..

What is the name of this plant sir.
Thank you sir

I am using this opportunity again to beg everyone to help for effective medication for HERMROIDS either herbal or english medication.
I've never experienced this very irritating and burning pain in my life. And it's over two months now that I have been taking different medications but no result. Anytime I stool blood always drips out with my stool. I also heard it that if it keeps going on like that it can turn to PILES pls make una help me with effective and permanent medication. I beg.

My friend sent me this picture yesterday that he discovered some extra dots at his manhood. He said these dots were very small before that he thinks maybe there were just mere scratches. He said he noticed that those dots are getting bigger anytime he shaves and blood would be coming out of those dots. Pls what can my friend do medically to clear them off.🙏

iLegendd:
Are you not one of the guys who bought our Lasticle and TheDAVIDO F*ck Guide books in 2020? If yes, why won't dey say "thank you."

All our clients "who took the books seriously" receive the same compliments.

😂😂😂😂😂 No be only Lasticle. Una go soon see Testicles 😁😁.... This people will not killeth me

placeofallure:
Fia! Olorun Maje n ri laburu!
I don't chop chewing gum boys. Iwo bawo!

@placeofallure 😂😂 Oma kede npamilerin kedekede-ee😂😂.... But babe, I'm not CGB, and God forbid I turn to one. The thing is just some people are organically real offline like they are online. So doubt nobody. Although, we have sugar coated mouth owners oo. but what is the gain of faking oneself

placeofallure:
@ Torchlight

@placeofallure and @Persephone1.... I don't like posting my sexüal ability online but I just found this act strange to me made me type it out on this thread. Okay-Fine! But Incase any of you babes wanna know me more. DM Ayomide on WhatsApp; zero nine one five 646 five four 40

Persephone1:
Don't mind them, everybody is a 10 hours driller with womb shifter online while offline 2 minutes everything don burst. Na Dem type them dey use torchlight search for their thing.

@Persephone1 Kilo de, baby no be every guy dey carry Noodles time ooo. Ibadan blood flows in my veins, hmmn, I can feel it down there. When we Ibadan pikin Knåck..Thou shall Çum for More

placeofallure:
not interested

@placeofallure hope you too you dey say thank you to your boo

Because Yoruba adage will say "Weldone na hin dey ginger small pikin to do more"

AbuBabz:
You're a very Bahd ghel, STOP DISRUPTING OUR HUMBLE ADVERT NA is it your ADVERTISING 🤣😂😆

Una no go kill me with laugh ooo 😂 😂😂

Af0nja:
Normal thing wey gen z girls dey tell me on a daily, this one dey use old wh0r3s glorify em ego. Just like Travis Scott said, "I don't do no old wohres"

@Af0nja 😂😂 you will not kill me with laff.... Life recycles

placeofallure:
Wọ́n tún gbé tuntun dé, ẹ wá gbọ́....killed me off....
When philandering is too much.....

@placeofallure 😂😂 you will not killeth me off with laughing

placeofallure:
Imagine the rudeness! Mr. Kiss and Tell.
It's all lies, if you check him out now, his tool fit no pass pencil. Rádaràra!

@placeofallure you can come check zaddy out, no doubt Ayomide with the moderate too, not too big not too small

Rokiat:
Well they may just be using you for sex.

They may hate your guts and just be using your di..ck
That’s all.


Singing

Yeah, 'cause girls is players too

Although Rokiat you're right, but reverse is the case at my own side. You know say na theif dey know theif steps on the rock , when you're wanting to use my d!ck I will know .... Just like what you said, this life is still not balance shaaaa

Persephone1:
If you like advertise from now till eternity, add photos and videos join, we won't ask for your number

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Oh my gush.... This babe will not kill me with laugh 😂😂😂

Sonnobax15:

They are not be fair to you...

They are just hiding the truth from you and the truth is that your calling is in pornography industry..

I pray one of these bannies summon courage one of these days to be bold enough to tell you that

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This dude wouldn't killed me off😂😂😂😂

I found myself attracted to ladies at their
late 30s and early 40s, although I'm at my early 30s too. But the funniest part of these relationships I've had was that when we are done making love they would be thanking me like "Ayomide thank so much". Despite I'm not a kid I still found this statement funny
and strange. Why would you thank me for something we made and had together, okay fine, I made you Çum but I Çum too. So I guess this should be normal of what we shared together .....out of 100% ladies that I've dated, over 90% of them says this to me after I'm done Kñacking them.....
Funny shaa, but seems somehow to me shaa . Abi your own woman too dey say thank you

Goodlady:
Talented-mumu, what's wrong with having a male bestie?
Is it every woman that fornicates?
We have male co-workers, friends, school mates, mosque members etc and we all relate well. No strings attached. Men like you are insecure.
And that's how some men raise eyebrows when women go to gym. You guys do your thing and we don't talk.

GOODLADY you're beautiful 💕...can we be friends... Cute 🥰 amazing.

It has never been easy for me here in Nigeria. Hustle hustle hustle. I beg if I can see someone that can add me as cargo when he or she is traveling should contact me. If you're traveling out of Nigeria to another country pls add me as cargo. At least to be your help. I'm tired of this country too. Probably things can change for me. I'm a very Jovia, smart, educated and respectful guy. I will be so loyal if you add me as cargo out of Nigeria.
WhatsApp me zero nine one five six 4 six five 44 zero

DevilishMan:
Pics or we don't believe it

This is real bro... Not a joke and it's not and imagined thread.. I swear...