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I visited ashawo joint wey dey aduwawa road today oo.
My people no be small thing oo. As i entered the street
Like this:: na hin my body dey do wuruwuru, from there
I know say i don enter babylon.
A few trek like this...chaii come and see ukwu lining up
For cassava.
As i dey go i dey do like say i miss road,� turn around
And turn around again as if i lost my T-fare.
But he get something wey dem dey say wey me no know
How to reply them. As i dey go dem dey say HW FAR NOW?
But me no know what to reply... Abeg wetin be the reply
If i go next time......because as my cassava go na hin he come

Whalai i no lai

I just spent 3months in her house now and the signs i have
Been reading from this woman are numerous thinking maybe
All those signs were just normal and unintentional, until yesterday.
This woman should be at her early 50s, though she is a beautiful woman with seductive assets both
Front and back... and im just 30. I was
Having my bath yesterday when this woman asked of me from my room neighbors
And they told her i was in the bathroom, but i dont know how this woman got inside my room
When i entered my room i saw madam
Already sleeping in my bed, i was surprised, wetin happen? She said wants me to check
Something out of his phone. Haa!! Something out?
Ok, bring your phone, trying to collect the phone but before i know what is happening madam has hijacked
My towel... Na god save me yesterday cos i put boxers.

I haven't gotten to understand the feeling of irritation that most people
Say about those who have stretch marks; because reverse is the case
At my own side oo.... Stretch marks turns me on, i can go like 7 rounds
On a lady i see stretch marks on her body... I swear to God....
....... Haa!!! Abi why my own kon different.....

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If you can recognize this sketch, oya tell us...

Barrister

She almost killed me yesterday night with her booty, after
We don go like 8.5 rounds; she say i never do anything.
Haa!! And EYE YAM the only child of my mother.
I beg i no go charge una, 2000dolls is OK for me. 10k u

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All of a sudden this stinking igbo okpo say condom burst o and I must pay her 5k , I tell her say make she show me how e take burst she begin shout o. First I was confused, then I remembered my phone was with her, I asked her for my phone Na she say I must bring the 5k I beg her nor be small, although I know the condom didn't burst , I nor just want wahala for Ashawo joint , she later agreed for 4k I said no wahala that I will give her, I went to the closest ATM and withdrew the money and went back to look for her , brothers and sisters I nor see the girl that night, I wan cry, like how I go take explain say my phone lost. I summon courage go meet one of the girls for the house explain to her. She now say she go help me.. She just take me as younger brother.
We look for the okpo till about 10 30 pm we nor see her, by then I was no longer comfortable, all of a sudden I saw people running, the woman then Dey help me say make I run enter inside say police dey come , I begin hide o for back of toilet ,lord have mercy.. As the police left that night I tell the okpo them thank you but I don move o.. She told me to come the next day that she will look for the okpo I smashed.
The next morning I went there, thank God it was a Sunday morning so the street was scanty, as I got there I saw the okpo helping me and greeted her, she said they found the okpo that took my phone I was gladdened ,I saw the useless okpo and requested for my phone, she had nerves to say she didn't know me, see where the rest okpo change am follow her ,she later submitted and went to bring my phone Infinix S3+.
I collected my phone and gave her the 4k to avoid quarrel.. Las Las I nor advice anybody to go igbague o.

My experience at (ashawo joint)igbague, Benin City

I was going home this fateful day then I decided to go through igbague to feed my eyes as I was passing girls were calling me from left and right I simply ignored all of a sudden one of the girl came to me and stopped me she started talking to me and she just dey rub my little Johnny by then me Don confuse already, before I know wetin dey happen she don carry my hand put for her fresh boobs na so my head turn Na she say make we enter room na so I follow her like sheep as we reach her room I was disgusted ,people no fan Na one small bed dey ground but what to do Na make esan man join police (I Don reach there so no turning back) small time we agree for price 5h as I begin nack her I nor fit cum almost 20 minutes I never cum she, she begin vex o. My phone wen I drop for ground she quickly take am say I must pay her extra as I agree to give her 5h join ,I tell her say I nor wan do again, she change mata for my head o

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The tree was said to be the tallest in the local government
Which started to grow at a spot where it was said to be a
Brothel (ashawo joint) before. Rumor also had it that any
Ashawo that perhaps touch this tree will get at least
150customers that day before sun set��.... With better
Money.

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Haa! Security guard! I did not have choice than to try it out. I started the work in August 2018, and the pay is 20,000. I pay rent 4000, food 6000, and transport 3000. Since then i have not saved any tangible money that i can boast of to claim my results at school. And I'm even tired of this security work. At this my tender age doing security guard. If my aim is getting closer through it; it would have been better.
The route to take now has now confused me because i don't have anyone except God. And I'm now thinking whether to go and start learning driving or i should... I'm just confused
Please people in the house should advice me of what to to do... Thank you.

I was at my early 20s when i got my admission into one of the polytechnics in Ogun state in 2014.
In September 2016 I completed my National Diploma as a Mass Communication Student in the polytechnic and my G.P was 3.25.
So, i suppose to go for my Industrial training in 2017 and also submit all my files to the admin offices that are concern about my study, but because of my poor financial capacity i could not even go for my I.T not to talk of submitting my files to the Admin; because late submission of files or some levies in my school goes with additional money (huge one oo)as a penalty.
As a result of all these things, i decided to use year 2017 to work in an industry in the same State. My aim was to save some money while working in order to pay for my late school levies, but reverse was the case when i started the work.
I hardly fed my self let alone saving money, the company would owed us 4 months salary and paid 1 month.
I experienced hell during my service in that industry. When i saw how poor the situation was, made me cried to one of friends in Benin City. I called him and i explained my poor situation to him.
1st week of March last year, he called me and he asked if i can come to Benin City to start a work that he has found for me. I was happy, but it was when i got there i discovered it was a security work. .....To be Continued under

Really

I hereby apply for the post of a boyfriend in any lady's heart outside there. Im a cool and gentle guy with 80% relationship experience.
I can wash paint, bra, cook, kiss, cook, buy something for market. I can last up to 45minutes in bed at first round. Many potentials but little to say. My application might look unserious and kidding, but im serious with this.
Hope to hear from you.

Email: ayomideopeyemi453@gmail.com
My mail is always available, just send me your interest through the email.

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Nigerfine2:
Most yorubas find it difficult to say , a House, a happy birthday, a hotel.
They will come and debate and argue with their accent as if English man welcomes that.
Some of them can't distinguish the use of AS and HAS.
nothing like an happy biko, ejoo

Thank you, but this is actually a general mistake anyone can make. Then why pinpointing at yoruba's accent as if you people too don't have your own comma. Wictcheew

Check it out landers ....

Most beautiful indeed.... Who awarded her self.... Pankere wo gown

Aye re ti baje patapata... Olomo merin...

I over this couple

The tin taya me oo... No ladies at all.... Why shall dey shy.... Them come turn us to gay here.... Is like i will pick any guy me see for here cos my 'Nairaland' don rise ��

But you funny shaa.... , these features are too plenty na.... Hope you too dey OK shaa