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CareerHow Can I Be A Radio Or TV Presenter Apprentice by Ayomide11111(op): 8:44pm On Oct 09, 2020
hello my fellow people on NL
I stay in Benin city, though I finished my National Diploma in Ogun State as a mass communicator and my G.P is 3.25 but I have not collected my result. I so much love this course and I want to be rooted in it. I love it. I am just doing a petty job here in Benin city to accumulate some money for my result, but at the same time I want to keep moving on the lane that I love.

My thought now is that I don't know if radio or TV stations do accept someone as an apprentice in presentation... pls advice me people on NL... I love this course and I'm ready to vomit or swallow because of it... thank you
CelebritiesRe: Davido Takes Fiancee, Chioma On An Expensive Dinner Date (Video) by Ayomide11111: 4:33pm On Sep 13, 2020
[s][/s][b][/b]Awon Oniranu undecidedAwon Oniranu
RomanceWhat Is The Minimum Amount Of Money To Start Pharmacy Business by Ayomide11111(op): 6:03pm On Sep 07, 2020
What is the minimum amount of money to start Pharmacy business
Christianity EtcWhat Is The Minimum Amount Of Money To Start Pharmacy Business by Ayomide11111(op): 4:46pm On Sep 07, 2020
What is the minimum amount of money to start Pharmacy business

I beg I need advice
RomanceSee Why You Should Inhale Smelling Fart According To Medical Researchers. by Ayomide11111(op): 2:57pm On Jun 29, 2020
See Why You Should Inhale Smelling Fart According To Medical Researchers.

I remember when I was small, I will squeeze my face and hold my breath and said ''it smell so bad'' whenever my parents releases gas (fart). My parents will jokingly say “You should be grateful.”


With a smile on my mum's face she will say ''instead of complaining I should be saying thank you sir/ma for the fart.'' I never understand what they mean until now and I wish I could turn back the time and started saying thank you every time they release gas (fart). You might wonder, what am I saying?

You might find this very strange but trust me; you should be thanking anyone that release gas (fart) beside you instead of insulting them. Let me share with you this secrete you might not know about fart.

First of all, what is fart? Fart is passing out of wind or gas from the anus. It is when we release gas from the digestive system through the anus. It occurs when gas collects inside the digestive system, and is a normal process.

Back to our discussion, recently, I was just trying to remember the nice experiences I enjoyed when living with my parents and from nowhere I remember that they always tell me to appreciate the rotten egg like smell of their fart and I laughed. But then, I make some researched to see why they always asked me to appreciate their fart and what I found out left me speechless, so I decided to share with you.

I found out that fart is really beneficial to our health either we pass it out or we inhale it. According to a new British study, passing out fart may help us live longer and, in a surprising twist, smelling fart might prevent dementia.



Dementia is a group of conditions characterized by impairment of at least two brain functions, such as memory loss and judgement.

Symptoms include forgetfulness, limited social skills and thinking abilities so impaired that it interferes with daily functioning.

Researchers found that when we pass wind, you are helping yourself out by lowering your risk of cancer, heart attacks and strokes. And, the main ingredient in it is hydrogen sulfate. Researchers believe inhaling it actually causes your brain to grow stronger and protects your brain from dementia.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not saying you should go about inhaling people’s fart or releasing fart without caution. What I am saying is that it is not bad to inhale it sometimes.

Remember knowledge is power, so don’t forget to share this post to your friends and family.
Romance9 Strange Things Men Do When They Are Alone by Ayomide11111(op): 2:43pm On Jun 29, 2020
Let's tell ourselves the truth, some men are gross. Some are hairy, smelly and usually have some pretty annoying habits that they usually display either in secret or in public

Also, I'm a guy and what I am writing is based on experience and also I bet that a good number of men out there have done one or two of these. So, to cut the long story short, below are 9 strange things men do when they are alone.

1. They grab their 'balls':

2. They love to smell their hands after touching their balls:

3. They love to go to toilet with the door open:

4. They smell their underwear to see if they can wear it again:

5. Some of them use that opportunity to mast**bate:

6. Leaving the toilet seat down when they urinate to test their aim:

7. Sneezing and wiping the mucus on the bedshet or on their sleeves:

8. Admiring their face and muscle in the mirror:

9. Picking their nose and examining it:


What other strange things do you think that guys do when ever they're alone, because as far as I can remember, these are some of the strangest things they do whenever they're alone.
RomanceAjimobi's Wife And Oyo State Deputy Governor Engage In Open Exchange Of Words. by Ayomide11111(op): 9:53pm On Jun 28, 2020
Ajimobi's wife and Oyo State Deputy Governor engage in open exchange of words.

Wife of the late former governor of Oyo State, Mrs Florence Ajimobi, had cause to engage in an open exchange of words with the Oyo State deputy governor, Rauf Olaniyan on Sunday.

This took place during the visit of some governors to commiserate with her and the Abiola Ajimobi family.

Mrs Ajimobi complained that the Oyo State government had not commiserated with the family on the death of her husband.

Addressing the visiting governors accompanied by Oyo State deputy governor, Mr Rauf Olaniyan, the former first lady said, “I think the least anybody can do, as a God-fearing person, is to send me a word of encouragement at that time. And even after he died, not even you, Mr Deputy Governor called me…”

At that point, the deputy governor interjected saying, “I called you.”

To which Mrs Ajimobi replied, “You should have sent me a text message.

I don’t have your number, I can’t pick up. I am the wife of a politician, I don’t pick numbers I don’t know. You can send a message. Everybody is going to die. My husband is dead, and he served this state for eight years. What are we talking about!”

Other governors present had to wade in asking both sides to keep the peace.
RomanceDid You Know Something Crawls Out Of Your Face When You’re Asleep At Night? by Ayomide11111(op): 9:50pm On Jun 26, 2020
Did you know something crawls out of your face when you’re asleep at night? Read up to know more.


While reading this, if your face suddenly feels itchy, don’t worry, I felt the same way too when I read about skin mites.

They are called arachnids also known as face mites and they look like ticks. Nothing can be done to remove them, they are on every adult’s face.

Don’t be scared, they live a peaceful life in the face pores of adults. According to reports, they are not found on babies, and they are considered to be transmitted through motherly contact.

These face mites have eight-legs, they are transparent and microscopic in size.

They live in the roots of facial hair follicles on both men and women, deep down in the pores.

Their meal is the oil your face produces to keep hydrated, that’s what they feed on.

They sleep by day and crawl out at night when one is asleep. They crawl on the surface of the skin to mate, male looks for female and they mate on your skin surface.

The part of your face that harbors more oil is where they are most likely to be found.

According to studies, they are not harmful when in a smaller number, until their number increases exceedingly then a skin disease known as demodicosis (red or white patch on the skin) would occur.

According to a dermatologist, most people live peacefully with their face mites until old age. They also have no anus, so they store their poo in their bodies until their death.

Did you know about face mites before now? Do you have any question?

What are your thoughts?

Please leave a comment.
FamilyThis Is What You Do When Mummy Leaves The Kitchen.. by Ayomide11111(op): 8:14pm On Jun 24, 2020
Yes / No?
Click the link and see for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru9k5-GwzCc
PoliticsThis Is What "They" Do When Buhari Travels.... (government Parasites) by Ayomide11111(op): 7:36pm On Jun 24, 2020
Yes. / No?
Click the link and see it for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru9k5-GwzCc
RomanceThis Is What You Do When Your Girlfriend Leaves The Kitchen.. by Ayomide11111(op): 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2020
Yes / No?
Click the link and see for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru9k5-GwzCc
Jokes EtcThis Is What You Do When Mummy Leaves The Kitchen.. by Ayomide11111(op): 7:08pm On Jun 24, 2020
Yes / No?
Click the link and see it yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru9k5-GwzCc
CareerShould I Channel My Passion Towards These Two Online Platforms? by Ayomide11111(op): 1:32pm On Jun 23, 2020
I studied mass communication, during my N.D. program in the polytechnic.
Although, apart from my study, I am naturally creative and this helped me to catch up quickly in school.
But recently, I was thinking of starting a blog and YouTube channel.
And I would like to hear from experienced people who are guru on online stuffs like this.
Pls, I am open to pieces of advice from everyone on this NairaLand on how I can go about the two online platforms.
Thank you. Pls don't leave the thread without dropping an advice that would help your brother.
Thanks again...
CareerRe: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Ayomide11111(op): 2:29pm On May 20, 2020
Ceresoil:
It is okay to cry Save up from your salary Get a laptop and acquire an IT skill
I have laptop and networking devices too....
But I don't know how to go about it in learning the IT skills
And who will teach, I'm interested
CareerRe: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Ayomide11111(op): 9:09pm On May 19, 2020
Alfather:
I was worried that i have no shoe untill i see a man that have no feet.
there is light at the end of the tunel.
op pm me, i can help you
Than you sir... Can you pls dropped your WhatsApp. number so that we can talk
This is my number sir ..090 two nine two 73988
CareerRe: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Ayomide11111(op): 7:18pm On May 19, 2020
ksbusari:
Don't be discouraged. You are not alone. I av a master degree cert. bt my designation at my place of work is 'Watchman' . I currently work as an office assistant in the account department. Continue praying, may Allah answer our prayers one day (very soon).
Thanks brother
CareerRe: My Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Ayomide11111(op): 7:17pm On May 19, 2020
temblor1:
Come bro, wetin even carry you put for mai-guard huh
Shrine no dey your area, abi all dem babalawo's for Southwest don travel. You too like suffer head.
Common lappy you no fit presshuh? Cheiii, I sorry for you shocked
I have laptop and networking devices that can help me into
Street, but that was when I was in school, all my niggas has gone
Far.. No one with me now
CareerMy Bitter Experience Doing A Security Guard Job by Ayomide11111(op): 8:05am On May 19, 2020
If You've Done This Job Before, Pls Tell Me Your Experience Too

This my thread is just mainly for single men and guys outside there and I would like to share my experience with you guys on what I have undergone and experienced as a Security guard.

To be a security guard is not a job I can advise my enemy to opt for let alone my friend or relation. The job is a regardless one and very disgusting.

As a security guard, you are more or less a beggar in the street, should I say beggar has a little regard more than you.

When people see you, they see nothing in you. Most especially when you're trying to speak to them in English making them to know that you're educated...(laugh..) You just did it wrong, to them it means you are having mental problem.

The image impression of 98% of people on guys who do this job to hustle for their lives rather than involving in criminal practices is that they have no future; is that they cannot make it in their lives; e.t.c.

Since I've started this job when I finished my program in the polytechnic, any lady I made to know about the job I do turns me off later, some said it's a beggars' work.

And currently, I hardly have female friends not to talk of girlfriends or marriage.

Though, I didn't mean to start this job before if not condition, but now I'm planning to quit the job and find another.

Sometimes, I cried in my room, begging God to show me another way.

One of the workers in the place of work that I'm guiding once told me that his dog is better off than me. This is even the person that cannot even compose simple correct English, he said his dog is better than me.

Your experience too is allowed... Thank you.
RomancePls Don't Do This Job If Really You Wanna See Love And Respect. by Ayomide11111(op): 8:02pm On May 18, 2020
This my tread is just mainly for single men and guys
Outside there. And I would like to share my experience
With you guys on what I have undergone and experienced as a
Security guard.
To be a security guard is not a job I can advice my enemy to opt into
Let alone my friend or relation. The job is a regardless one and very disgusting.
As a security guard, you are more or less a beggar in the street, should I say beggar has a little regard more than you.
When people see you, they see nothing in you. Mostly especially when you're trying to speak to them in English making them to know that you're educated...(laugh..) You just did it wrong, to them it means you are having mental problem.
The image impression of 98% of people on guys who do this job to hustle for their lives rather than involving in criminal practices is that they have no future; is that they cannot make it in their lives; e.t.c.
Since I've started this job when I finished my program in the polytechnic, any lady I made to know about the job I do
turns me off later, some said it's a beggars' work.
And currently, I hardly have female friends not to talk of girlfriends or marriage.
Though, I didn't mean to start this job before if not condition, but now I'm planning to quit the job and find another.
Sometimes, I cried in my room, begging God to show me another way.
One of the workers in the place of work that I'm guiding once told me that his dog is better of than me. This is even the person that cannot even compose simple correct English, he said his dog his better than me......
FamilyRe: Banker Commits Suicide After Marriage He Took N3M Loan Crashed After 2 Months by Ayomide11111: 2:25pm On May 10, 2020
ojun50:
Forget make Yoruba people no knw the address
U no well wetin da one kon mean... Olodo..
RomanceCan You Marry A Lady Like This As Your Wife..... Picz by Ayomide11111(op): 8:26am On Feb 03, 2020
As for me, though I like boobs and I like to suck them even
My mum do testifies to it that during my sucking age as a baby
That I liked sucking those two (.)(.) Weller.
Even I prefer not to perforate and penetrate to not sucking
Boobs, my girl friend knows that with me.
But with these gigantic milk industries I don't think I can go
Inside with her oo or even knot tie with her o..... For me oo
This suicide mission activating if I try it.....
WHAT ABOUT YOU..... CAN YOU HANDLE HER........

RomanceIt Happening To Me Now Pls Advice Me. (true Life Post) by Ayomide11111(op): 7:53pm On Jan 15, 2020
During my ND2 program i was the project leader and she was one of my group members. To be sincere, i roughly knew her boyfriend but later they broke up. One after the other she started getting closer to me than before until i unintentionally fell into her p*ssy one night after we came back from lecture; because my hostel and her own is not to far. After the Ponmo she gave me that night we started dating and since i have chop the Ponmo i didn't border myself again about having another babe because i don't like double dating. But this is where the problem is, after we finished our project in 2016 i went to benin city and she went back to lagos ( that her ex-boyfriend also resides in lagos), i started seeing her and ex kissing and cuddling each other on facebook. Anytime i browse through her profile like this na she and her ex kissing and grabbing her yansh. I later asked her what is going on over what i was seeing on her FB profile, she said it was just a fun and afterall i knew him before, and i replied her that "Yes, i knew him before but you came to me when two of you had broken into pieces". We got angry at each other and later she called me back and apologized, but still she keeps uploading this guy and herself on her profile in a romantic way. And this is the lady that keeps reminding me when to propose to her, and she can call me like 100 times in a day to know about my welfare. She has good potential of advice on how to go about something anytime I'm confused. I am not understanding this lady anymore. Abi which kind of double sharing love be that one.
PLEASE HELP WITH SOME PIECE OF ADVICE. THANKS
FamilyPls Give Me A Piece Of Advice On These Carriers.. by Ayomide11111(op): 2:59pm On Jan 14, 2020
Between truck driving and forklift operating which one can

I learn. Pls anyone with better experience on either of the

Two should pls advise me the one to go for.

I finished my ND program in 2016 and I need money to go

Further. Please advice a son.
CareerPlease Help A Confused Son by Ayomide11111(op): 1:27pm On Jan 14, 2020
Between truck driving and forklift operating which one can
I learn. Pls anyone with better experience on either of the
Two should pls advise me the one to go for.
I finished my ND program in 2016 and I need money to go
Further. Please advice a son.
FamilyRe: The Devil Between Me And My Father, Pls Help With Advice by Ayomide11111(op): 8:54am On Jan 14, 2020
Ginaz:
First of all, how old are you?
28
FamilyThe Devil Between Me And My Father, Pls Help With Advice by Ayomide11111(op): 6:58pm On Jan 13, 2020
I have tried all my best to kill the hatred between me and my father.
Always looking for my faults and mistakes to hold on to. He enjoys the
Situation when I'm in trouble or i did something wrong.
If i go left he goes right, he never enjoys any moment with me and him.
Bullies and embarrasses me before my siblings, despite he knows
That my siblings love me.
He always sings it to the ears of my mother and my siblings that he
Doesn't belief I am his true biological son. I do cry because of this.
He always quarrels and threatens my mother on pointless issues.
Because of this, I'm planning to leave home now and find somewhere to stay for a while.
Maybe the the home might be at rest with my siblings and mum....
Pls help me if I'm planning right. Thank you NL
RomanceSee What She Cooked For Xmas For Me (pics) by Ayomide11111(op): 8:10pm On Dec 25, 2019
I have been wondering since morning.
No be say i no dey chop konko oo (toad), but today na Xmas
Noow, she suppose to cook something special than this..
I beg advice me before i take my decision.....

BusinessPls Give Me A Piece Of Advice On This Career.... by Ayomide11111(op): 3:29pm On Dec 14, 2019
I am planing to start learning truck driving next year, but

I'm confused about one thing whether driving also belongs

To hand work(entrepreneur).

Also, i don't know if anyone has experience on this my plan

Should please drop some ideas on some challenges and

Advantages that i might faced.

I finished my ND program in 2016, and i need money to

Learn further and also i want to have an hand work.....

Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesPls Give Me A Piece Of Advice On This Career.... by Ayomide11111(op): 10:55am On Dec 14, 2019
I am planing to start learning truck driving next year, but

I'm confused about one thing whether driving also belongs

To hand work(entrepreneur).

Also, i don't know if anyone has experience on this my plan

Should please drop some ideas on some challenges and

Advantages that i might faced.

I finished my ND program in 2016, and i need money to

Learn further and also i want to have an hand work.....

Thank you
CareerPls Give Me A Piece Of Advice On This Career.... by Ayomide11111(op): 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2019
I am planing to start learning truck driving next year, but
I'm confused about one thing whether driving also belongs
To hand work(entrepreneur).
Also, i don't know if anyone has experience on this my plan
Should please drop some ideas on some challenges and
Advantages that i might faced.
I finished my ND program in 2016, and i need money to
Learn further and also i want to have an hand work.....
Thank you
RomanceIf Ashawo Say "Hw Far Na?" Wetin I Go Say As A Reply by Ayomide11111(op): 9:43pm On Dec 12, 2019
If ashawo say "hw far na?" Wetin i go say as a reply

I know gurus are here ooo

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