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CultureRe: How Many Languages Do You Speak Fluently? by Ayoobscom(m): 9:43am On Sep 12, 2011
I speak Okun (Yagba) Kogi State.


Emo okun loni, se alafia kie gha


Of course English language, pidgin


a little of Arabic too
PoliticsRe: Nigeria, The Next Battlefield In The War On Terror? by Ayoobscom(m): 4:46pm On Sep 09, 2011
African Soil has been infiltrated already, so vulnerable that anybody can come here and do whatever they like and get away.

The African Leaders/UN supporting war against African countries in attacks/looting is the biggest mistake they have ever made


Now i look around and i'm laughing at our defenselessness, Only God will save Africa from TERRORISTS and TERRORBREeDERS , some people will understand me i don't expect every one to,
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 7:31am On Sep 09, 2011
Goodmorning @splitnaija i hope you slept well?
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 5:00pm On Sep 08, 2011
This is where i'm going, here we are


Let a dog know he trespassed and he will tuck his tails and crawl under the couch


Anyway I'm happy I made a new friend today in a quarrelsome way, @splitnaija you can connect me on yahoo.chat at , do you want it huhhuh?



Laughssssssssss, I work with of the top telecoms in nigeria one of this days i could invite you for a lunch at lagos VI though, will that be convenience @splitnaijahuh
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 4:08pm On Sep 08, 2011
O! congratulations @splitnaija you have won


When a pig roll up himself in the cesspool and you chased him out of there,he will come out shake his stinky body and mumble O! what a good swimmer i was.


Congratulations once again @splitnaija.

I hope your mission is not to split d oil company, 'He must be a proud individual'he doesnt even want prayers

this should do for a lunch,
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 3:22pm On Sep 08, 2011
@splitnaija you are definitely jobless

Godbless you, God save Nigeria, that is my reply


I'm out of here.
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 2:39pm On Sep 08, 2011
well said @Iwise

@splitnaija puts up the flame

Apologies to everyone including the whitewashed.
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 1:09pm On Sep 08, 2011
Sorry, I'd rather remain unreasonable in your eyes than buy into your silly and baseless argument. It's a well known fact that it's always better to err on the side of caution. Do you get that? Monkey wey wan see hunter face!
@splitnaija, now you sound like Boko Haram Pirate


A dunce will never get your point no matter how you hammer it in his rut head,

Agent of disunity is the devil you replicate/ ( Splitnaija) change it to Unitenija then barb your hair grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 11:29am On Sep 08, 2011
I thought i was talking to a reas0nable person,


he sounds like kidnappers
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 11:15am On Sep 08, 2011
Your Username @Splitnaija depict you are the real monkey with bad message to the world

people like you want's Naija split-you are of those bad seeds Nigeria is striving to screen to the pit.

did you read this line below or your left eyes is bleeding\

Dangerous situation may be reported but not the synthetic/fake one's like this.
Or you want me to spell it for you.
BusinessRe: FG Earned N3.5tn In Six Months – Minister by Ayoobscom(m): 9:35am On Sep 08, 2011
Jumbo income
Jumbol Salries
Jumbo allowances
Presidentials

Funeral welfare
Funeral employment
Funeral accomodation
Funeral hospital
Jumbo prosecutions
residentials

so sad-at times i ask God why was i born here, why not in Saudi Dubai or Us
PoliticsRe: Panic As "Bomb" Found In Ikeja LGA Office by Ayoobscom(m): 9:22am On Sep 08, 2011
It's furious the extent to which Nigerians are gullible.

The fact that Nigerian is in a bomblast era does not mean people should start fabricating irrational fears in the mind of the people with all this fake

pictures and fake bomb plots.


Dangerous situation may be reported but not this synthetic animosities.

Whatever is wrapped there was snapped by the packager himself/herself to arouse attentions and create fears. Several a time the had layed fears on thirdmainland too,


Idiots
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Gives $22.5million To Catholic Church by Ayoobscom(m): 12:42pm On Sep 05, 2011
So Atheism and Christianity are sipping from the same pot,

O! O!,

If otherwise they would ve rejected the offer.


the wind has just blown!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Libyan Rebels Promised France 35% Oil In Exchange For Supporting Them by Ayoobscom(m): 12:31pm On Sep 02, 2011
Just imagine the world we live in. so wicked and hateful


Ghadafi God is with you.

Iraq
Libya
maybe Nigeria is next who knows
EducationRe: Mass Failure Of Students On The Rise At LASU by Ayoobscom(m): 10:01am On Sep 02, 2011
Mass failure does not necessarily means the students are poor-but ill prepared

an A grade in UNIVERSITY 1 might be a D in UNIVERSITY 2.

It also connotes a situation whereby grading system is heightened in other to upgrade academic quality

My clubbing\partying\sporting are no factors for failure for my kind of person then and millions of other students now

2:2 grades are often more versatile\ efficient in the field due to their ability to multitask and still composed
PoliticsRe: Is Boko Haram A Political Tool? by Ayoobscom(m): 11:19am On Sep 01, 2011
This is just the beginning of the consequences for voting PDP into power again

they are nothing but cultist who fights irresolute quarrels even within themselves


Now we have handed them the magic wand to waggle this nation into wanton terrorism

The bombing is a melody of dissatisfaction in the betrayal of PDP constitution by the PDP, if they are unfair within how can they be fair to the nation,


We need a party\ruler other than PDP after GEJ if we are still alive
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Urges Gaddafi To Quit by Ayoobscom(m): 2:58pm On Aug 23, 2011
If Ghadafi were Nigerian President we all would have had life and not surviving instead of living

Libyans can never rise against Ghadafi if the West had not brainwashed and set good people against their good leader.


Ghadafi for your own information will nerver quit.


Africa unfortunately has no identity today, CAN NIGERIA GO TO BELGIUM TO THROW BOMB?

WERE LIBYAN PEOPLE NOT COMFORTABLE,SELF SUFFICIENT UNDER GHADAFI.

The length of ruling is not what matters, what matters is efficiency and effectiveness

NIGERIA HAVE HAD 15 PRESIDENTS AND THE PEOPLE HAS NEVER AT ANY TIME IN ANY FORM EXPERINCED THE GOODLIVES GIVEN TO LIBYAN BY GHADAFI


PEOPLE THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!
I WILL NEVER REMAIN A SLAVE IN MY THINKING TO ANYBODY OR NATION. lailai

AFTER KILLING GHDAFI, then lets see who is next.
LiteratureRe: Dear Poetry by Ayoobscom(m): 1:44pm On Aug 23, 2011
@Goldielucks.

I don't meant insults,

We remain but goodfriends/our paths shall cross again/the one devoid of fragility and misunderstanding.


One love dude
LiteratureRe: Dear Poetry by Ayoobscom(m): 2:36pm On Aug 22, 2011
reckon you may be talking about ''sex'' here,


You own a golden pen,
and your door might not be knocked by every stranger,
why not open your door to your closest companion,
in that way ,it would be appreciated and loved.
[quote][/quote]@goldielucks

You got it hell wrong all the way,
Those lines are not in any form referring to sexuality or errotism as misconstrued

Your interpretation got me thinking you are around 12 to 15 years old, I don't mean any offence but seriously it's quite shallow.


Well, I won't interpret now, i will give you the grace to read through again.Try don't give up
LiteratureRe: Dear Poetry by Ayoobscom(m): 1:32pm On Aug 22, 2011
Goodpeople!

My pen is raging
Over the calories on this juvenile wall
Yet not enough to make the ink fall

My pen seldom bleed without coin
I hung it afloat at a hurdle height like mango
Where it dangles searching for gold and spoils

Well ;
if your day lengthens
And there's no game gale
You can thump at my arty door
And my clever pen will rise aquick
And dish you the lines like fish

To garnish your day
To paint your monotonic ceilings
Into a thrilling portal glass that lasts

All you have to do is tap my arty door
The bolty lock will rid and my pen will dance for coin

It has danced at the golden mall for queens
Also for kings at a crowning Ransom

For birthdays or wedding anniverse
Or for loved one's in closet or at atlas miles
All you have to do is call.+1238097348849


In the 20th century
There's a rising sun unseen
A throbbing drum untored
His name is
'PEN'QUICK' and he welcome you all.



POETRY I CALL IT FOOD FOR IMMORTALITY .



The colorful vapor in poetry that glitz like rainbow

The dangling stanzas thrown from misty yards

An annoying beauty from the dungeon allegories

Such like plucking the moon and paste in the eyes

Such as sculpting the heart into gigantic image as visible as the sun

Such like being to heavens without crossing the whimsy windows

Is why i chose not the mother's bosom for a suckle

Why i bought not a fleece sandal for a buckle

But the torrent words that bleeds from my physic ankle

Is more gratifying-such that makes even the orb to cackle


Poem is painting the abstract into an even or uneven visible and admirable picture.
FamilyRe: A Poem For My Mother (nee Nwanyiocha) by Ayoobscom(m): 11:50am On Aug 22, 2011
@roland17


that was aesthetic but plain

keep it up
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is Jesus? by Ayoobscom(m): 4:14pm On Aug 19, 2011
What a question and sad enough no one is answering may be the brains are still booting Pum! Pum! Pum! oya boot fast and attend or somehow there's confusion or somehow there is no clue on 4.5million pages flap flap flap oya open and attend
PoliticsRe: IBB Fires OBJ Again! by Ayoobscom(m): 9:11am On Aug 19, 2011
Who cares if the DOg bit the Pig,

they are both harmful to humanity
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Missing Normal Life, How They Share Money And Store Wealth by Ayoobscom(m): 9:08am On Aug 19, 2011
So fame imprisons

so fame deters


so fame derides


so fame secludes

so there's pain in fame
LiteratureRe: Dear Poetry by Ayoobscom(m): 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2011
@Goldieluks\@politrix
you both could be very good in poetry.There's really no point arguing on contents or sounding disdainful of each other, instead pour what you got and let the palms clap for you.




One
Only one
Just one thing
There's only one thing i do
Apart from breathing
And that is poetry

So pour what it is
That is itching plow
And let readers eyes
Begin to glow!


                                     I could moderate if you guys are ready.(A CONTEST) remember no plagiarisms(NO COPY COPY)
                                                                                         NOW!
                                                                                  Topic is: (write a poem describing a beautiful lady who alas was a cripple).

                                                                                  To be reviewed as soon as submitted .Thursday, 19august, 2011
                                                                                     
                                                                                          The winner will get a N500 recharge card of any desired network from me.

                                                                                   Goodluck @Goldieluks and @politrix

                                                        Any other interested writer may dare the pen flair,remember it's strictly poetry/aestheticism is compulsory
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Demand N20m From Mikel’s Family by Ayoobscom(m): 3:49pm On Aug 18, 2011
Let us pray the father is not the demanding type otherwise bros might just ignore afterall he was always complaining let them do what they can while i save some for das dash dashh


The scourge of kidnapping in our society has reached such a worrisome height that some rich men now have what we call A RANSOM ACCOUNT .a kidnapper's settlement account.

God where are we heading, this problems of kidnapping,robbery and 419ers are not unconnected to unemployment if you ask me.


Sorry Mikel.i wish you luck and Gods favor over a safe release of your dad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: 3 - 2 (2nd Leg Spanish Cup Final) by Ayoobscom(m): 3:37pm On Aug 18, 2011
Bracelona has this triangular passes they do which Mounriho has not found how to defend.

Dont talk about messi-he is the reigning legend in soccer


However marcelo being unable to control himself while losing is embarrasing and blamable on the coach.


Fabregas won his first ever title in 12 minutes play, what a lucky fabregas.


Mounriho is not used to losing and cannot control himself under such pressure.

CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHY OZIL WAS REDCARDEDhuhhuh?, anyone? because the boy gentle die
LiteratureRe: Dear Poetry by Ayoobscom(m): 1:43pm On Aug 18, 2011
The colorful vapor in poetry that glitz like rainbow

The dangling stanzas thrown from misty yards

An annoying beauty from the dungeon allegories

Such like plucking the moon and paste in the eyes

Such as sculpting the heart into gigantic image as visible as the sun

Such like being to heavens without crossing the whimsy windows

Is why i chose not the mother's breast for a suckle

Why i bought not a fleece sandal for a buckle

But the torrent words that bleeds from my physic ankle

Is more gratifying-such that makes even the orb to cackle


Poem is painting the abstract into an even or uneven visible and admirable picture.
IslamRe: Nairalanders Iftaar - Season 7 by Ayoobscom(m): 9:07am On Aug 18, 2011
MY heart filled with satisfactions watching my brothers bonding with love and pride.Alhamdulilah.


Ina Limuminina Ihwatu.

Jazhakah Lahu khairhan.
BusinessRe: Jaiz Bank PLC (Islamic Bank) Opens For Business by Ayoobscom(m): 1:27pm On Aug 17, 2011
If there should be a christian banking the likes of the transactions would be ,gambling,prostitution,extortion/tighte and conspiracy sponsoring, why wouldnt they be jealous that Islam is about to salvate this wobbling economy of ours.

why wont they?
LiteratureRe: Do We Have Published Authors Here? by Ayoobscom(m): 12:14pm On Aug 17, 2011

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