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HELLO GUYS

Let me go straight to the point

pls help me on institution that run part-time degree program in Lagos, even if it's affiliation.

i needed it urgently

Thanks.

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Hi
I'm about obtaining IJMB form at FUTminna, but I want to know the tuition fee for the programme.
Thanks in anticipation.

Ramon92:
Pastor Adeboye is an intelligent man of God fraudster. He just stirred the brains of his followers like one stirs a boiling pot of soup..

But do you know how many relationships will crash cos of this his statement??

Why should u insult a Man Of God?, You don't even need to be cursed, becos Curse is already on u.

Hi
Pls I'm interested in this JUPEB in FUNAAB, I want to know the tuition fee before applying,
Any info pls?

carbonmonoxide:
thanks bro, you've helped

Did your cousin go for the pre-HND, becos I need some information on this too. Thanks

Pls Nairalanders I need a response.

Hello guys

I had pass in my ND, which means I will have to stay for 2 years before going for HND but I read of Pre-HND programme on Nairaland. Pls I want to know how real it is & the schools that offer this
programme.

Thanks.

My girlfriend sister called me this morning that they've been waking my girl for sometime but didn't respond, I was already shaking inside of me. Mehn that one so so expensive.

donJ2:
Plz can any youth frm ekiti verify wat this ekiti fmr gov. is saying...

Abt youth empowerment

The guy Lied.

I'm an OND holder in Mechanical Engineering from federal Polytechnic, Ado Ekiti. I'm currently searching for where to undergo my industrial Training(IT). I will appreciate any help from my fellow nairalanders,

Now that's she's in APC, she's now a progressive. Naija don suffer!!!

GOD LOVES NIGERIA

God loves Nigeria so much. For those that doubt it kindly consider the following.

They created ebola in their demonic labs for bio weapons. They sent the disease to our shores through an insane Liberian but the Lord defended us and refused to allow it to take root in our shores.

The watchers prayed "return to sender" and ebola was sent back to Dallas through another insane Liberian. Now they seek to learn lessons from the Nigeria that they targetted and sought to destroy about how to "contain ebola".

God loves Nigeria so much. Why? Because, as the bible says, ''He uses the foolish things of this world to confound the wisdom of the wise''. For those that still doubt it kindly consider the following.

They refused to label Boko Haram as a terrorist organisation until all men of goodwill begged them to do so and until the terrorists had slaughtered no less than 25,000 Nigerians, including innocent children whilst abducting thousands more.

They refused to sell us arms to fight the Haramites and when we approached other nations to do so they directed them to say ''no'' and turn us down.

Yet God was with us, we sourced those arms ourselves and ever since then the tied has turned and our gallant soldiers are winning the war against Boko Haram.

Can all this be just coincidence? Do these so-called friends and allies of our nation really wish us well?

I read the response of the American Ambassador to Nigeria about our concerns about the US arms embargo on Nigeria. He spoke nothing but nonsensical popycock and bunkum.

What on earth have we done to them that they seek to bring us to our knees and decimate our country with terror, torment, violent brutality and disease?

Why have they visited us with so much covert hate despite our obnoxious fawning and desperate crawling before their superpower thrones for the last one hundred years?

Have we not played the fool enough for them and have we not bowed low enough to them on bended knee for the last 54 years?

Yet despite all our efforts to please our international partners and modern-day slave masters they seek to effect their prophecy that chaos must envelop Nigeria and that our country must break up by 2015.

They seek to ensure that we are enveloped in a sea of carnage and fratricidal butchery the likes of which have never been seen before on the African continent or indeed in world history.

In the light of all these observations numerous questions must be asked? Who is really behind Boko Haram and how come they have more sophisticated arms than the Nigerian military?

Who supplies them with those arms and all that training? Is it the same forces that covertly trained, armed and supplied ISIS, Al Nusra and Daesh?

Is it the same powers that used those barbaric terrorist organisations in Syria to attempt to topple President Bashar Al Assad and in Iraq to push Nouri Al Malaki out of power?

Is it the same forces that unleashed mayhem and created turmoil in the Ukraine and that sought to plunge Europe and Russia into a bloody war?

Is it the same forces that created Al Qaeda and commissioned Osama Bin Ladin to push the Soviets out of Afghanistan? Is it the same people that seek to use Boko Haram to decimate our country, destroy our people and bring our government to it's knees?

It is very clear to me that NATO will deploy ground troops to Iraq and Syria relatively soon. This was the plan all along. The long-term objective is not just to destroy and defeat ISIL but also to remove Bashar Al Assad from power in Syria.

As a matter of fact the latter has always been the primary objective and America, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar and a handful of others in the Arab Gulf states supported and funded ISIS, Al Nusra, Daesh and a number of other terrorist groups specifically for that purpose for a number of years.

The sheer evil and horror of ISIS has provided a useful pretext and justification for a full scale invasion of Syria and Iraq by the western powers and their sunni Arab allies.

That invasion, which will be clothed in the name of ''liberation'', will come soon. Bashar Al Assad, Syria, Russia, Iran, China and their secularist allies in the region need to brace up and prepare for the worst. This is indeed a rhapsody of reality.

Yet whoever unleashed these forces and whatever their evil intentions for Nigeria are, one thing is clear: despite all our complexities, self-hate, self-doubt, ignorance, naivety, eccentricities and innocent trusting ways, God loves us dearly and we shall not go the way of Iraq, Syria or Libya.

After all this is the land of the Ameyo Adadevoh's and other brave souls. This is the land where the watchers pray through the night and stand in the gap for their beloved nation and their compatriots regardless of faith, tribe or creed.

This is the land where, though we pretend to hate one another and we bicker morning, night and day, we know the meaning of the word patriotism, honor, dedication, resilience, ruggedness and love.

This is the land whose people know how to worship and praise the one true God and who call on His name night and day.

The earthly powers that be and the emissaries of the devil, no matter how powerful, how rich and how connected will never destroy us and neither shall the counsel of satan prevail in our land.

Each time they throw a bomb at us, like ebola, it shall ''return to sender''.

Each time they refuse to sell us arms to enable us to defend our people and redeem our honor the Lord shall raise others who shall do it in their stead.

The bottom line is as follows: you may hate us and seek to shame and humiliate us but God loves Nigeria and His purpose for our nation, whether you like it or not, shall surely come to pass.

God bless Nigeria and may He continue to deliver us from our enemies, preserve our unity, defend our shores and protect our borders.

Ngilari as the new Governor of Adamawa State: another political master stroke by the ever mystifying, deft and sagacious President Jonathan.

PDP impeached Governor Nyako. They prepared the throne behind the scene for Ngilari by telling him to draft a questionable resignation letter. The PDP influenced impeachment panel absolved Ngilari of every wrongdoing and then told him to wait for a while so that Fintiri will be compensated for 3 months which is enough to greese his purse and enhance his political pedigree.

PDP now sold a dummy to the ever shadow chasing APC into believing an election would be held. While the ever clueless APC were busy decamping in droves and wasting their time and money campaigning for the election, PDP now delivered the uppercut by directing the federal high court to declare Ngilari (a PDP stalwart) Governor of Adamawa State.

Indeed, President Jonathan has brought sophistication to Nigerian politics. When you look at the ease and pure dexterity with which he dismantled Obasanjo and his cronies, destabilised the ever vociferous and powerful Nigerian Governors Forum, set up PDP Governors Forum, pushed aside and systematically silenced all the Governors that might rock his second term boat and finally achieved a historical and legendary second term endorsement.

Wow! I suggest This Jonathanian Political School of Thought should be studied in Nigerian universities by political scientists

Culled from Enyeribe Chikodi Azubuike facebook page

An Alpha Jet (NAF 466) belonging to the
Nigerian Air Force is missing around Adamawa
State, the defence headquarters declared
Sunday.
The aircraft, with two pilots onboard, left Yola
at about 10:45 a.m. on Friday, on a routine
operational mission and was expected back by
12:00 noon.
According to military authorities in a
statement signed by Director Defence
Information, Major General Chris Olukolade,
“all efforts to establish contact with the aircraft
have not yielded any positive result.”
He also said that ,”search and rescue effort is
ongoing to establish contact with the crew.”
www.today.ng/news/nigerian-air-force-fighter-jet-missing-in-adamawa-dhq/

The Argentine says he ignored his club's request after picking up an injury and claims he has never been on good terms with Florentino Perez
Angel Di Maria has taken a spectacular swipe at former club Real Madrid, claiming the European champions did not want him to feature for Argentinain this summer's World Cup final.
The former Benfica winger completed a75 million move to Manchester United in August after helping his national team to the final of the showpiece in Brazil, where they were beaten by Germany.
Di Maria inspired Madrid to the Champions League and Copa del Rey last term but found himself surplus to requirements after the signings of Toni Kroos and James Rodriguez, and he has now revealed his frustrations with the club began in the summer, when they requested him not to risk agrgavating an injury sustained during the finals.
"I got a letter from Madrid that arrived at 11:00 on the day of the [World Cup final] asking me not to play,"he explained toAmerica&Closs.
"We were playing at 16:00 and I was preparing myself to be in the best condition, knowing that I could have got injured. As soon as I go that letter, I ripped it up. I did not care, no matter what."
Madrid president Florentino Perez and coach Carlo Ancelotti have both indicated that Di Maria requested to leave the club this summer, but the player himself has refuted the claims and says he has never had a professional relationship with Perez.
"I never said I wanted to leave Madrid. The club decided to buy other players. I always had a great relationship with my team-mates,"he said.
"I have no relationship with Florentino Perez. When I signed my contract I was not present."
Cristiano Ronaldo has been vocal in his support of Di Maria in the wake of his Bernabeu exit and the 26-year-old believes the Portuguese star may also move on in the coming years after he expressed a wish to return to Old Trafford one day.
"Cristiano was always on my side,"he continued."He fought for me to stay. I don't know how long he will stay at Madrid."
Di Maria is looking forward to the challenge at hand at Man United, however, saying he wants to restore the club to their former glories.
"I was having a good time in Spain, so the change will have its toll. I have to adapt to my new team-mates, but I hope it will be as quick as possible.
"I want to score goals and get United back to where they should be. I'm very happy to be in Manchester."

Oboi, make i go submit sharply

I voted for GEJ not the minister.. So GEJ takes the blame

Princeemzzy: Blame it on the minister.Gej approved the construction and the money was handed over to the minister who will be in charge so,how is it gej fault for poor construction?

seunmsg: Wake up from your dream bro. Adeyeye can't even win PDP's tickect in Ekiti not to talk of becoming the next governor.

this one no get brain o..this dude is too serious.hian

15-20

I rep fedpoly ado ekiti

umuahian: pls iam tired of staying at home, call d strike

i will call it dont worry

OPEYEMI AD: Speaking with journalists after about four hours meeting
between the union and the government negotiating team, said ASUP members were not in a hurry to call off the strike.
Awuzie added that the unionwould meet again on Tuesday with the government. He said, “We have had deliberations. We have looked at the issues. We have made some progress. We are likely to continue very early tomorrow morning. If we fought there, you
would not see us smiling. “All of us are patriots. We are
talking about one thing: The good of educational system in
Nigeria. There are no adverse roles in this struggle. There are
no winners, there are no losers. “We all appreciate the decay and
the rot in the system. And we think that, that is a very
important sector of our national life which has to be propelled.”
Asked when the strike would be called off, Awuzie simply said,
“It’s not over.”
He however expressed optimism that all grey areas in the
agreement would be “resolved very soon.”
Minister of Education, Prof. Ruqqayattu Rufai, debunked
media reports that she had promised an end to the strike on
Monday. She however reiterated the fact that the strike might soon be called off going by the extent of deliberations between the two parties. Rufai said, “Based on what we have done so far, the strike may be called off.
“Today as you have seen, we have met. We have made
progress and of course we are still talking. Even tomorrow
at 10am, we have another meeting with ASUU. So,
we are making progress.” Labour and Productivity Minister,
Chief Emeka Wogu, also expressed optimism that the ongoing negotiations would end with more concrete resolutions.
He said: “We are working seriously to make sure that we resolve the issues that have arisen from the strike. We have made progress. We believe that at the end of full discussions on
this strike, we will come to a conclusion that will be more
lasting than the previous ones.

i hate all these..smh..

Bad guy..u finish d guy sha

shegzy4luv: u don miss road,whereas...Grammar police suppose 2 arrest u,did ur gns lecturer die young?

Alumn

Walexz02: @Op, please when is there HND form gonna be out, how much is it and plz are you an aspirant too or a student of the school?

youngestfool: Hnnnnn na u write am or u C n P sum1 whr.
No cum dem form Wole Soyinka 4 here
1/10 ;P . Its old poem.

warever

Jibril Vatsa, son of former Minister of the
Federal Capital Territory, the late Major-
Gen. Mamman Vatsa, leading other
northern youths under the aegis of the
Concerned Northern Youths Forum, on
Tuesday asked former Head of State and
presidential candidate for the Congress for
Progressive Change, Major-Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), to forget
contesting the 2015 presidential election.
Vatsa, who is the Coordinator of the forum,
noted that the former military head of state
could no longer be trusted with power
because of his unguarded utterrances.
He also asked Buhari, whom his late father
worked with as FCT minister, and his new
party to “not drag President Goodluck
Jonathan and the President of the Christian
Association of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo
Oritsejafor, into their affairs.”
The forum, in a statement on Tuesday in
Kaduna, was reacting to a statement in
which the former head of state accused the
CAN president of working for the Presidency
ahead of the 2015 presdential election.
The CAN president had earlier called for the
arrest of Buhari over some comments
credited to him, where he said the Nigerian
military personnel in Borno, Yobe and
Adamawa States were killing innocent
civilians and destroying their homes.
Vatsa also described as unforunate
comments credited to the former head of
state, accusing CAN of working for Jonathan
too realise his presdential ambition in 2015,
saying Buhari could no longer be trusted.
Vatsa, “In 2003, when Buhari was reported
to have asked Muslims to vote for only
Muslim candidates, he claimed he was
misquoted.
In 2011, after the presidential poll, when his
inciting statement forced some northern
youths to go on the rampage, Buhari
claimed he was misquoted. Again in 2012,
similar things were said by him ahead of the
2015 elections, if they are not free and fair,
he claimed he was misquoted. Buhari can
therefore not be trusted.
“We disagree with General Muhammadu
Buhari that Oritsejafor’s statement “is
lacking in facts” as presented by him. As
northerners, who are concerned about the
terrible state of the socio-political and
economic activities in the North, we expect
to see northern elders sit up to put their
house in order.”

A Soldier's poem: dedicated to NIGERIAN
ARMY
If I die in a war zone,
Box me up and send me home..
Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my mum I did my best
Tell my dad not to bow,
He won't get tension from me now
Tell my brother to study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently..
Tell my sister not to be upset,
Her bro will not raise after the sunset
And tell my love not to cry,
Cause I'm a soldier, born to die..
Everybody Hit Like.. )

Governors shun Norther Governors'
meeting
2013-06-06 12:41:52
Only five of the 19 governors in the North
attended the meeting of their Forum in
Kaduna on Thursday.This is an indication
that there might be a crack in the fold of the
governors after the controversial Nigerian
Governors’ Forum election in Abuja.
Those in attendance included Niger State
Governor and Chairman of the Forum, Dr.
Babangia Aliyu, Jigawa State Governor, Sule
Lamido, Governor Dankwambo of Gombe
State’ and Nasarawa State Governor, Al-
makura.
States that were represented by the deputy
governors are Kano,Kwara, Kogi, Borno,
Kebbi, Zamfara, Sokoto while other states
like Benue, Plateau sent their Secretaries to
State Governments.
Katsina, Yobe and Bauchi shunned the
meeting as they neither sent representatives
nor apologies.
Chairman of the Forum had told newsmen in
his opening remarks that governors of
Adamawa and Taraba states sent their
apologies for their inability to attend the
meeting.
Aliyu, who was expected to read his usual
speech declaring the meeting open declined
and instead asked journalists to await the
Forum’s communique at the end of the
meeting.
Meanwhile, members of staff of the New
Nigerian Newspapers besieged the venue of
the governors meeting protesting the non-
payment of their 15 months salaries.
They urged the governor not to allow the
legacy of the late Premier of the defunct
Northern Nigeria, late Ahmadu Bello,
Sardauna Sokoto to die.
Acting Chairman of NNN Chapel, Amos
Mathew, said they had to embark on the
protest to demand for their salaries, noting
that all the workers do was “to report to
work, sign and leave.”
The New Nigerian Newspaper is owned by
the Northern State Governments.