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VeryWickedMan:
Those aren't puff adders.
They are vipers. Very venomous and can camouflage in sand.

Vipers are actually a family of snake and puff adder is one of them

Vipers have features such as , they can retract their fangs when not in use, their fangs are curved inwards , they bite deeper when the strike and their pupil has a lens like shape

And Wikipedia claims hippos are extinct in Nigeria

I won’t believe this wiki again

The smell of my urine when I take antibiotics

That is evolution, most animals evolve to adapt to thier environment for survival, their wild ancestors are (wolves)carnivorous animals and thier canine still proves that, but due to the fact that they’ve been domesticated by humans they have learnt to eat and digest whatever is given to them, not just dogs, chicken are known to eat grains but now they eat almost anything, animals like gorillas are naturally herbivores but they’ve evolved into hunting and eating flesh for survival, animal evolution is a constant

IntelChief:
Which one con be DJ Chicken again?

Lmaoo

He’s one popular local Dj in sango area

He has a trademark

Dj sikin kukuruukuuuu

Students that does his job

And does not care if he’s praised

Dzeko

Dorwadora:
I really wish I can help though....

Some of us are just so used to bottling things up inside us that we've forgotten how to cry.

But when the urge comes.... It's always painful

It’s painful and sometimes makes me feel evil

I remember when my house was robbed, everyone were crying after losing their property, and I was just there looking like I’m not affected, some people thought I knew something about it

I tend to accept faith fast, as I was robbed I knew my belongings were gone and I accepted and started thinking of what next, infact I don’t know how to lament

I move very fast from a horrible situation

I wish this can work for me too

I’m not a hard guy , I’m just a normal guy

But I find it hard to cry, I’ve tried several times to shed tears but it never happened

The last time I cried was when I was in secondary school from caining and that was 12 years ago

Ever since then I’ve lost people close to me, I’ve been heart broken, I’m been in pains but It’s almost impossible for me to shed tears even if I try to

I even try and force it but no tears

Although I have other emotional feelings of the pain and all o, but tears never roll down my eyes

Sometimes i wish I can just make it happen

Komu1048:
I think we are the same. I studied Agric as well, try to learn tech but that shit is not for me. Went into painting though scared of height. The truth is most of my works have been duplex and 2-storey.

Oga painting is good but forget about that self-taught of a thing. Pop is doing well and interior but if u r serious with painting u will go far. Especially if u add wall decoration, designs yakpa and naija likes outstanding and luxurious look. Money that painting will give u, I doubt if pop can give u. That interior of a thing na pure network. there is money ooo, but u can be there 3month nobody go call u, but only if u jam better luck.

Do u know a painter can command a project of over 10million. And u can get a profit of over 4m. U sef think am

Bro can I get your WhatsApp contact?

lereinter:
What ever vocation you learn make sure it's something you can establish in a big, packaged way

Else you will just be competing with the illiterates in the field

This comment is really helpful bro

I really appreciate

Felimax:
You want other people's view so that what will happen exactly?

Go and man up and take responsibility of your life. Some of the people you seek their view here cannot equate their lives with yours so why do you need their approval?

Guys like you will hardly live their lives, they will end up living people's opinion and when it's too late end up regretting.

Be in charge of your life and take the responsibility whatever be the consequence.

If you had asked between XYZ skills which one to learn I will understand not if you should go and learn a skill. Who does that?

You are really strong with words bro

But I got some very helpful point

Thanks I really appreciate

Juicie2u:
See I have gradutes like myself who have learnt handy work welding carpentry tailor driving farming etc just to put food on their tables, nigeria doesn't have any plan for graduates that's why most boys on the streets have left school for cyber crimes pick pocketing drug dealing because their senior brothers at home a graduate is jobless...

Do you think I’m making the right decision bro ?

Ferrytech:
ok bro but no one cares hnw you get cash as far you get it .you will become every one favourite

I really appreciate bro and I understand, if you can tell me more about the spamming I’ll look into it

Can we talk on WhatsApp

Ferrytech:
bro learn spamming thank me later. with the current economy of nigeria only thf rich get a good paying job except God _allh_ogun day your back

like I said earlier bro

I’m not a techy techy person

It’s not just my field

Felimax:
@ 29, you are waiting for Nairaland decision? A graduate!

This country is finished! I won't even expect this from somebody who just did SSCE.

You need to calm down bro

I’ll be taking the step anyway

I just want other people view of it

Hello everyone, i need your advise about a step I’m about to take

I’m a university graduate from one of the top Federal Universities in the country, my field of study is related to agriculture and since I finished school about 6 years ago all the jobs I’ve been getting isn’t really paying enough, they are mostly farm jobs paying 30-35k at most, I’ve considered setting up myself but tbh I have no back bone and it isn’t easy.

I’m 28 and I’ll be 29 this year then I decided I’ll really need to learn a skill if I want to be relevant in the society because sooner or later I’ll start considering settling down and all.

I tried learning tech stuffs but I have to be honest to myself I’m not a tech person, I try forcing it but no be my way, it’s better to be honest with myself, I’m not the kind of person that likes sitting down staring at screens for long even my phone.

I’m a natural handy person, that’s one of the things made me go to that field of study in school(Agriculture), I learnt a bit aspect of the tech which I enjoy to an extent that is drone piloting but I don’t think that is something I should sit with.

So I’m thinking of learning an handy skill which is why I need your advise, I’m passionate about painting, infact I’m good with it and it’s all self thought but I’l don’t want to go into it full time because I’m scared of height, so I’m considering learning POP and house interior which I’ve taken a step to start learning. I

nfact I have the money to pay and I’ve gotten someone to start teaching me already, why I opt for POP is I like the job and it’s an handy work plus Real estate is booming so skill related to real estate should be a hot cake at the moment.

I’m going in full time to learn and im ready for the adventure, because to be honest with ourselves if I keep saying I will land a good paying job due to my certificate and All,.

I might just keep waiting and might not move forward and time waits for nobody.

So Nairalanders I need your advise or your opinion do you think I should take this step? , do you think I’m making the right decision?

Thank you

That I get money die

One of my guys recently asked me to borrow him 350k

I laughed, like what makes you think I get that kind money?

The girl knows if she left after the guy died she will be declared wanted and will be tagged a murderer, so she pretends to be unconscious so they’ll think she manage to survive the scinerio and it was a mutual thing, the girl is actually okay, she’s just pretend to prove innocent. She traded jail with shame, she knows how to handle crime

What if everything was fine when he got married and had children, what if things changes along the line and he got broke??

A smart device like an AirPod that can translate any language spoken to it to your preferred language

For example if you go to Germany and German is spoken to you , the device translates it to English and interpret it to your ears

If everyone has a device like that language would not be a barrier anywhere in the world

Cos if you speak English to the german talking to you, the device will interpret it to german to him

jackals:
Why do y'all sounds to make me unhappy. I'm not happy with how things turn out with him not getting back to me as I had hoped. And now you guys are compounding my issue.

Thanks anyways

Just give him a call

It’s not that hard, you’ve been ignoring his call so just call him back and talk to him

You are both grown ups

What will be will be no matter the game you play

I wish you the best

This house is so full of people that make me sick

When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone

Did you hear me

I’m living alone

I’m living alone

Plshelpmybrothe:
work hard not smarter
na robotnik talk am
now guess the film

It’s work smarter not harder

Sonic 2

doggedfighter:
You are a born again Christian?


Tongue speaking too?

Actually I’m a Muslim and I’m not a religious person like that

I just get more attracted to women when their hair is covered

Scarf or turban

Cats make cries like babies like that when they are on heat or in their breeding season

As you said they just started making that noise at your window this is probably their breeding period

You don’t have to worry , I have so many cats too and it’s a natural thing for them

If you want them off your window you can get lime, squeeze the juices around where you think they might be standing and drop the reminant there too

They’ll disappear, cats don’t like lime or lemon or citrus in general

But after the mating period you won’t hear from them again

Sooting stars of Ibadan
The Oluyole warriors
I’ve only watched one game at the stadium this season actually

The match against katsina United

It was a wonderful experience

I’ll still watch more before the end of the season

Who is in Ibadan that wants to watch the next game with me ??

What is the purpose of this comparisons ?

What’s your aim?

How she Dey charge her phone ?

Davido,wizkid and several Nigerian artistes have children with different women they are not even married, the society thinks it’s the norms because the oyinbo dey do am and it’s cool now the same society is going crazy because an AFRICAN MAN married another wife and has a child with her ??

We’ve lost it as Africans asswear

The world population as it stands has a ratio of 3:1 of women to men

There are lots of unmarried women(not girls) out there looking for husband, not to talk of girls looking for ordinary boyfriend , that’s why Adultery is easy now, even a man without money in this Nigeria can still fornicate it’s just level

Why is all this happening, it’s pure science

Ratio 3 :1

For every 1000 men we have 3000 women

If the 1000 men marries 1 woman each we have 2000 women left, each married man will have 2 side chicks comfortably

Just think of this

We Africans are supporting lgbtq community, but polygamy is bad

We’ve lost it

I’m not even saying anything related to religion here , no be everything we must drive towards religion it’s just psychology

How many married men with one wife isn’t cheating ??

How many??

It’s biology and it’s science

Men will look for new women, but most don’t marry them they just get sex from them

And an African man bold enough to marry another African woman is crazy?

Look at the woman self , she’s a very beautiful lady, even with her beauty she’s settling for a married man

That explains the ratio