₦airaland Forum

Mintek:
A very big F9.

Lwkm. Is thr anything like "A VERY big F9?"

dnawah:
Buhari is..............absent

Hahahaha. Absent completely? Meaning no grade

We Need Your Rating!!!!

Babangida....................C6
Goodluck Jonathan.......B2
Abacha..........................D7
Abdulsamami................C4
Obasanjo.......................C4
Yar'adua.........................A1

Buhari is ..................??

For me I score him exactly the grade he got in maths in his fake waec certificate......

Klare:
Happy weekend oga's pls do vote and support fynestboi on monday for mr nl. God bless u.

Amberon11 ayusco85 ikombe

He is my candidate

Klare:
Weyon your eye find go there

Don't mind him. U fine. See Ur sweet figure

borngeologist:
yes bro

How is geology treating u?? Are u working in a geological coy?

borngeologist:
Smd Smd Smd Smd Smd.

Ur moniker. Are u truly a geologist? Am one also

Bolustic:
I hope he and his father will not evade tax in England.

BTW, he really needs to prove his mettle that he is a world class player who can succeed in any football clime. Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Henry, Beckham, Eto'o, Yaya You're have done that, Zlatan have just demonstrated it too.

He is welcome to the home of hard tackles and less dribbles.

Stop smoking weed. When did Ronaldinho played in England?

lepasharon:
It's such a shame cos British passport holders are visaless in over 100 countries and I haven't even been to neighbouring france .

OP you inspire me, you are not the typical nigerian lady.

Pics of Ur UK visa or its a lie

zeberebe:
recovering the stolen money is okay for me. At least, they will use it to construct 2nd Niger bridge and 4th mainland bridge

U get time dey exchange tantrums with that guy. U will never win

shaddoww:
He gives them 1kg rice n den buy houses worth millions of naira with their money

Are u from Ekiti state? That unfortunate state

teejaypee:
11.The regular nice guy – He’s single, kind, funny and responsible, hardworking and really likes you.


He also doesn’t exist. Wake up.

CC: Lalasticlala

Hahahaha. This got me cracking. What makes you think he doesn't exist? Am one...

nellaluv:
I'm innocent. When the prof. was teaching her 11 yr old daughter I was also learning

If I hear. U look like a pro

nellaluv:
Only ajepako kids will understand this . So you mean those agbayas scammed little children those days... chai!!!

By the way the yellow balloon looks like a condom

Chai.. So u know wat a condom looks like?

I must tell Ur mummy....

Abrahamjesus:
Good morning Nairalanders, Now as you are reading this thread, kindly share it with others that needs job.

We have vacancy position in the following section;

1. Hotel Manager @ Restaurant in Victoria Island. Salary is #100,000.

2. We need Continental Chef @ the same above Restaurant in V.I,. Salary is #60,000 (Note: The candidate must be Male Not Female)

3. Montessori Teacher School @ Victoria Island with good grade. Salary is #60,000-#100,000.

4. Primary 1 School Teacher @ Ajah. Salary will be discussed during interview.

5. 50 workers are needed urgently i.e 50 Insurance Marketers @ Lekki Phase 1, they are needed from the Mainland. Salary scale is very highly.

Please kindly come direct to our main office to have your job form to fill if you are interested in any of the above vacant position.
Visit our office at 2nd floor children place plaza, Lekki Epe express way, sangotedo Ajah Lagos
Call Mr Abraham (a.k.a abrahamjesus) On 08165517133
You must stay around Mainland if you want to do any of these jobs.
Thanks.

You can also visit www.jorsmantusltd.com For more info.

The jobs are on the island but u said one has to stay around the mainland to do any of the jobs. I don't understand.

Kitulu:
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Kitulu:
Tutors and Teachers Needed
Enjoy teaching and helping others learn? How about you maximize your time and get paid for your skill.
We are looking for private tutors and teachers who can teach students of all ages. Do you specialize in primary school, secondary or even university level education? Great, you are in high demand and we need tutors.

Let us link you with parents and students who are in demand of your services.

About Kitulu
Kitulu is an online platform connecting local service providers with clients. With our ecosystem created with security , safety and transparency in mind, Kitulu is on a mission to modernize how business is done in Nigeria.

You set your own rate and get paid weekly.
You can pick up as many jobs as you want. Already have a fulltime job but want to work with us part time? Great! You completely decide your availability and set your rates.

Still not convinced ?

There is a 10,000 bonus for signing up with us. (Conditions apply)

Make your own hours, set your availability and get paid weekly !

How much can i make ?
That’s up to you. Since you determine your availability.
The more available you are, the more you can make .

Who should apply?
Anyone with a passion for teaching, has experience and the necessary educational background. Once we discuss your qualifications and background , we can get you started quickly.

What’s the process ?
In the interest of our high value clients, we do a thorough background check and meet every service provider in person. Our friendly meeting is to go over all the fine details, verify any certifications and collect information . We look forward to hearing from you.

How to apply?
Simply signify your interests by dropping your phone numbers here as a comment and we would give you a call. Alternatively, you could send a mail to info@kitulu.com with your full name and phone number.

Very much interested. 07038519176. I can teach Geography perfectly. Studied Geology. Reside in Lagos.

Twaci:
I dunno, my respect for Davido kinda dropped after that "Dele na my boy" line.

I see him as a little boy who throws tantrums whenever he needs attention.

Ur signature..... D orgasm part.... U must be a selfish lover..
A min silence for Ur boyfriend since u don't care abt his own orgasm

Anabel:
Isssshhhh!! Your Sony deal didn't help the rise and fall of Naira.

Everything shouldn't be about the naira and dollar rates.

She must be from imo or anambra.

McJane:
what I was to say

Pls cum again?

banmee:
Lol...what amazes me is how did chick did not figure it out? Dumb, anyone?

Lol. I wonder o. Dumb bimbos everywhere

engrjoseph208:
bros i have thought about this too but nothing to back the NYSC issue up. My NYSC was at Kwara state not FCT. She had no idea I was in Kwara all the time I was serving and our communication was great.

You can lie for Africa. I bet u ve lying disease. Hw can u lie abt whr u served for a year? Are u barney Stinsons protégé? Fear God with this Ur lying disease o.

Holywizard:
Just take her to a romantic place & start begging b4 telling her de truth. If u can shed tears, better.

Begging u said? Don't be a sissy young man. Did he stole her money? He was just been smart and careful. A simple explanation and some subtle apology will do. Not wat u typed up there.

Man na man o. Unless he is a boy

hucienda:
lol ... look at @MaupeO forming politically correct - as if she doesn't know the answer to that. A pity.

Kudos to Sowore for coming out plain.

I will keep saying it - the political correctness of the southern elite (of which they are glaring the serfs in the northern dominated lot) in the establishment be it in government, the media, corporate environment and the likes in the face of glaring issues like these is what emboldens the northern establishment to continue these wanton acts of impunity.

Wat are u trying to say in simple coherent English

vizkiz:
Fynestboi is cool bro. You can vote both of us till finals

Sounds cool. If it's possible to vote for u two

vizkiz:
Don't feel bad if you are disappointed with this

Am monitoring Ur progress on fixing Ur image. Am still undecided who to follow yet. It's BTW u and fynestboi.

Jadekitana:
What has been going on here? and by the way what's this Mr Nairaland thing i'm seeing? After the last contest, i'm so not interested in whatever happens here. By the way vizkiz wouldn't be a bad candidate though he's too mouthed.

That's what I thought too. But he is too mouthed and comes across as a bully. I will ve campaigned for him. At least am not d only one saying he is too mouthed . No offense vizkiz. I like to say my mind o

vizkiz:
Yes you got me there...but here comes the tricky part, most people lack manner of approach when trying to quote you on a particular subject making your opinion look hogwash(ish) and subdued.
In that situation what will you do? Back out?

Most times u Fire the first shot. Ur blue font really announces u on every thread.

Look am not trying to tell u to be someone else. Am just telling hw I see u, and probably hw people see u based on Ur comments. Am not sure am d only one saying this. I know we are quite a handful who think u are a bully. We can't all be wrong.

I will ve loved to vote for u and probably campaign for u, but I like joining the winning team and based on Ur bullish personality on this forum, I think Ur chances are slim.

#JustBeenHonest