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who u be

emusmith:
What makes this hilarious is not the guy saying he looks like Usher (the singer), it's the response.
The Guy: I look like usher.
The Other Guy: Of which Church? Lolz
Some people can be mean sha! Lol

hahhahahahhaahhaha. laughing at my neighbour

ok

Goodluck see what u have caused by sharing stolen dollars. Tax payers money. God judge u accordingly

Whats

candycrushsoda:
Unidentified gunmen in the early hours of Thursday kidnapped Joseph Agama, the younger brother to Nigeria's Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs Diezani Allison-Madueke, Police sources say.
 
 Police Spokesman for Bayelsa Command, Asinim Butswat, confirmed the development on Thursday. He  said that the command got a report shortly after the incident happened.
 
According to Butswat, the police received a  distress call on Thursday from the victim’s father, Maxwell Agama.
 
Butswat said that the incident occurred at about 12.30 am on Thursday at Yenaka Community, a coastal settlement in Yenagoa Local Government Area of Bayelsa  state.
 
Community sources said that the armed gunmen off with the victim to an unknown destination after abandoning their original boat.
 
Family sources said that the kidnappers were yet to establish contact or demand ransom.
 
It will be recalled that a sister to the minister,  Osiyo Agama, was kidnapped in October 2014 in Port Harcourt and later rescued by a combined team of Joint Task Force and Department of State Security Services.
 
Diezani who is known as a powerful minister in President Goodluck Jonathan cabinet and  widely believed to be the most corrupt could afford to pay ransom requested by kidnappers who have now made a habit of abducting members of her family.
 
Recently her donation of N70 million to the Bayelsa chapter of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)  is currently causing crisis in the party that crisis led to the suspension of Col. Sam Inokoba as state chairman of the party.
 
Diezani is also at the centre of controversial  award of pipeline surveillance contracts to militiamen and ethnic warlords across Nigeria.
 
Last week ex-militants shortchanged in the process  staged a protest  led to the deaths of an ex-militant in the hands of anti-riot policemen in Yenagoa. In Lagos, a group led by Yoruba militia leader, Gani Adams staged a protest in Lagos city that resulted in  attack on campaign billboards of oppression figures and harassment of innocent members of the public, the protest caused panic and confusion. Mr Adams also stated that his group had just been awarded pipeline surveillance contract.
http://saharareporters.com/2015/03/19/gunmen-snatch-nigerias-petroleum-minister-diezani-allison-maduekes-brother

PDP staging their own kidnap to make it seem like the opposition did it....

Can't wait for march 28 to come and go. Want to see the disappointments on the faces of the polici-fians

It depends on the type of madness, the cause and what triggers it. But mostly are not.

PassingShot:
That's wicked!

truth they say is bitter

I got it too not long ago. But am yet to log in. Kinda busy

Impossible is nothing. Mama peace needs this

stop self service

christina amanpour sticking her nose in peoples business since 1800. But sanusi is right sha.

#GejMustGo
#SayNoToStealingIsNotCorruption
#Change
#IHaveDecided

ok

Beedude:
People with wicked and violent past are easily remembered in Nigeria compare to the good ones.. (permanent scar)

Its true

Beedude:
General Saani Abacha

really?

BIgBB1:
Jonathan ( GEJ)

Is it a joke? Or ur serious

ramalot:
Dumb questions need dumb responses.

What is a "sin"? Who determines what a "sin" is? Can there be a universal consensus on this?.. NO.

The concept of "sin" is 100% arbitrary.

So answer the question. Is it a sin or not?

ramalot:
How about you ask someone to kill you, so you can go ask whomever you believe in if it is a sin.

Dumb response to a straight forward question. Is it a sin? Yes or no... If yes, why. If no, why. #Dazall

ShirelleBaby:


Doesn't apply to me
I stay in a position and still wake up perfectly in the position I slept in.

Why u dey sleep like D.B?

ShirelleBaby:


Doesn't apply to me
I stay in a position and still wake up perfectly in the position I slept in.

U dey sleep like dead bodi?

almostFamous:
Lol..okwa okwa dat igbo buoy

That igbo girl....

yawahappens:
The best part of kissing and telling is wen u knw the person telling personally uhn!..Mr. Adult...

Better go and redeem ur soul.

Shubbylee:
U just wanted the whole NL/Nigeria to know u just FVCKED today abi? Guess what! Now we know u fvcked....so what now? Small Boy!! kiss and tell Oshi!!

One hundred likes for u. The OP is certainly jobless, a nonentity, a small boy and a low lifer for him to sleep wit a married woman and come on a public forum like nairaland and tell.
That's how u know kids. Once they kiss, they must surely tell

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

The thunder that will fire u is seriously doing press up. Yeye boy

goshen26:
May God protect we corp members o, cos Edo state in particular are election freak people, with many thugs that have collected 1k for Indian hemn. ordinary PVC distribution I Kno wat my colleagues at urhonigbe faced from ex- house of assembly member, who imported fully armed thugs

That's one of the reasons why am pulling out of this election even after d so called training

You call that training? When we practically stood in the sun for hours and had one manual for over 100 corp members.

For me sha am not taking part in the election. Am travelling to my home state to return after the election.

Lest I forget, we were told dat our security is in our own hands. That was wen I gave up

Rigging is not corruption says the clueless man from otueke.

#WeWantChange

Ladies keeping more dan one boyfriends since the the time of samson and delilah. 253BC

Ok

Video of u sleeping with all the 46 girls or its a big lie. U can upload it on youtube den post d link here.

Abeg who get soup? I get eba. Hunger dey catch me

chukwudi44:
Ojukwu

Same with that awolowo post above. I think only the region which they belonged that won't forget dem. My thoughts though