₦airaland Forum

emmabest2000:
In your small mind you thought you sound funny right ? AnuMkpaMa

I advice u check my signature

donroxy:
and The Hausa and Yorubaman forcefully collect their money from the Igbo man and pushed him into the grave for being too smart for their liking !!

where did that one happen?

HighBK:
RECRUITMENT DRIVE DISCLAIMER!!!
Re: https://www.nairaland.com/1947828/heritage-bank-cv-submission-october
The attention of the Management of Heritage Banking Company Limited has been drawn to information making the rounds on social media, recruitment portals/blogs and cyberspace alleging that Heritage Banking Company Limited is conducting a nationwide recruitment drive. This has caused intending candidates to send in resumes/CVs to our dedicated recruitment email address.
Please be informed that the information for recruitment did not emanate from Heritage Banking Company Limited or any of our representatives.
We kindly advice members of the general public to disregard this information. We solicit the assistance of the media (Online and Offline) as well as the general public in disseminating this refutal to all and sundry.
Management
17-Oct-2014
http://www.hbng.com/recruitment-drive-disclaimer/

Actually I don't care what they said or didn't.......

crystalflakes:
. You must be dumb too, for dating girls that tell dumb lies

Every girl lie. U just lied by sayin am dumb

every lie told to me by a girl is a dumb lie, because i know its a lie but i pretend

bourbon:
Sorry bro it"s secular music not circular music.. No offence though

None taken.

okych16:
Lol...i trst my ppl, we no dy carry lst. FBI.

i dey tells u

Janetozi:
of all the tribes in Nigerian, can u now see that igbos are the most sensible?

Igbos are embodiment of wisdom, we are from "KING SOLOMON'S" lineage.

whatever makes u sleep well at night

dramaticspeak:
I have been informed of the announcement of a ceasefire between the Federal Government and Boko Haram insurgents. This news is welcome -AA
— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 17, 2014
After the Federal government agreed to a ceasefire agreement with Boko Haram, APC presidential hopeful, Atiku Abubakar took to twitter to air his opinion. Though he said he would follow it up cautiously, he said it’s a welcome development in the interest of the girls..
Many Nigerians have also welcomed the idea for the sake of peace and innocent lives being lost daily.
It is also welcome that an agreement for the release of the Chibok girls has also been announced. -AA
— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 17, 2014
I will be cautiously monitoring these developments, but will continue to pray that the agreements hold, so our daughters can return home -AA
— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 17, 2014
We also must work and pray for peace to return to our communities -AA
— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 17, 2014

the thunder that will fire all these nigerian politicians for lying to us ((about the truth behind boko haram and this chibok girls brouhaha)) is seriously doing press up

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with
tradition.
A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get".
The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".
The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough."
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!

is it landed property asset or which asset is she talking about

HighBK:
He started singing in the teenage choir at his church.

so u were a chorister............. issoraite... the hottest part of hell awaits u all dat switched singing in the choir with circular music

blakky97:
Funny dude

Willgates:
no o...she designs banners for APC

badt guy

who is anner banner? is she a banner specialist? or a banana seller?

Story for the gods

Ok

The cancer is spreading fast from north to south. I ve a feeling this has something to do with 2015 general election. God save us all

psymonds:
I HOPE SAY DIS KAIN ENGLISH NO BE FOR SOJO?

for why na

dstnd:
nummba

Nw ur talking

dstnd:
na dem nysc ooo deh don send ma call up letter ooo

Call up letter?

wordsplay:
My name de there my broda. As in make I see where them wan carry man pikin go keep.

Sambisa forest will be a good place for u to be posted.

butanep:
Congratulations to the Youngest granitic corper. At last you over came the high temperature and pressure from the magmatic NYSC... I know Your mind is as cool and settle as a Lava.
I pray you are transported and deposited to a better place where you will explore your geologic potentials...

Am actually wishing and hoping that the tectonic forces driving the NYSC posting will land me in the home of the younger granite ring complexes, whr the temperature is cold as a result of the altitude created due to the emplacement of the Anorogenic younger granite complex.

butanep:
I am nt just an older granite but a precambian from the UNIBEN ERA OF AGE 2013...
Hp NYSC has eroded and transported ur call up no to you?
Nice to me you...

UNIBEN Era is not more dan 35yrs considering when it was founded. While Precambrian Eon is like greater than 560million yrs ago. There is no basis for comparison. . I will say u are RECENT in age, not even Quaternary......


Pertaining my call up...... Well the processes that led to my mobilisation can be likened to an Orogeny. But finally I was mobilised........ The rocks have finally been emplaced and the tectonic imprints and signatures associated with the Orogenic cycle are inherent in the rocks.

wordsplay:
Wow! Me I don lock up sef. Make I see wetin they wan carry me do.

How do u mean? U didn't see ur name there?

Salihu00:
what about those that pay early and their names are not on the list.

I guess the problem is from ur school. Maybe ur schl didn't send ur name. If they didn't send it, den u ve to wait until batch A15.

wordsplay:
Congrats bro. But no call up number sha

yea. u have to pay to get it

wordsplay:
God pass them o. Make they use the call up numbers feed their families with am.

. o boy am online now trying to pay the 4k o. i pass that 4k self. am paying it and collecting my call up number via my email and phone no. and for the list coming out on monday, its for those that didnt see their name in this list, i.e those that did their nysc reg late.

wordsplay:
Congrats bro. But no call up number sha

to see ur call up number u must pay that 4k o. else nothing. thats what i was told from student affairs. i called a staff thr.

Anaskie:
Yay!! Congrats bro. Heard over 4000 people failed. Thank God for making us among d very lucky few who scaled through. I just spoke to Urchbarbie. She made it too. See u in Abuja.

what u talking about pls

sabiguy:
Congrats

tnx bro