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tosyne2much:
1. The English Teachers
There are the people who take their time to examine and start picking holes in other people's grammatical blunders

2. The Pictureless Ones
These are the ones who hide their ugliness under the cover of privacy but are very judgemental and condemn other people's profile picture

3. The Immature ones
These are the ones who derive pleasure in displaying the greatest height of stupidity by raining curses and exchanging insults at any slight provocation

4. Thread Derailers
These are set of people who barely create threads because they have nothing to offer to the world but you see them condemning other people's thread.. You see them saying " this thread will never make front page", or " story for the gods"

5. Everywhere You Go
These are the set of people who desperately crave for attention, you meet them in every thread in Romance Session even when they seem not to have to have an idea of what the topic is all about, they just can't read without making comments, you see the in all thread, just name it. Even when it seems all hope is lost, they would comment, "ok" or any other mono syllabic words

6. Woman Wrappers
These are the ones who have little or no toasting ability and can't even walk up to a lady behind the internet but in Romance Session, all their fallacious wooing ability is exercised on a random lady

7. How Do I Look ?
These are the set of people who would upload their pictures and ask Nairalander to rate them. May God bless our MODS who are now doing a great job in deleting any " How do I look" thread

8. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly dudes. They are popularly known for violence, you see them fighting with both their fellow dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs

9. The Impersonators
These are dudes who operate female account just to get admiration. Most times, you see them creating RAW THREADS which is almost impossible for a lady to create, E. g How do I dump my bf ?, A dude using Range Rover Sport desperately wants to marry me, Should I accept ?

10 The Foreigners
These are the ones who have not never been to ordinary Ghana but they create account using New York, Manchester or Madrid as location just to make people treat them with respect.. You see some self acclaimed foreigners writing with a particular style even when it's so obvious they are ghetto boys striving for 1 square meal a day

Feel free to add yours

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eagleonearth:
AFULAGAFUA...LOLZ

Check dictionary

saint047:
President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday finally declared interest in contesting the 2015 presidential election.
He told Peoples Democratic Party leaders at the Presidential Villa, Abuja that he would procure nomination form of the party before the deadline.
He has also set up a presidential declaration committee saddled with the responsibility of coming up with a formal programme for his declaration.
The committee is headed by a former Minister of Defence, Dr. Haliru Bello.
The declaration would be held between November 7 and 15. Source
http://www.punchng.com/news/finally-jonathan-declares-interest-in-2015-election/

President goodluck jonathan and obasanjo be like.............

Vicotex:
Guy man i no understand your grammer

Dats ur problem

Promking:
funny you.........they're friends and not family

ok. my bad... . u fine sha..... #NoHomo

marieolae:
leave him jor he is shaa fine

didnt say he wasnt.

iceberylin:
I understand... your jealous

why wil i be jealous? . just gave him a friendly advice.

Promking:
White

bros u get sense so? why put ur family pics on a public platform like this?

my twin

[quote author=mrofficial post=27388136][/quote]caused by a power surge? i tot they said our electricity has dropped by 1000MW?? where did the power surge come from? . they should have said the fire was caused by ''witches and wizards association'' it will ve made more sense

morbid:
Ayusco85 bruv!! You follow us;mehn,we get confirm dudes4here.

yea man, this our C14 is blessed. lots of goodies starting from our batch. first is online registration and now this , expect more good news as the year unfolds

this one na pure ojoro.

enigmaotr:
That picture? Idonbelieveit

u bera beliveit

morbid:
Where are my C14 family members. This has to do with u guys;come and develop this thread....Akerry, Sodiqyinka, Noordean and co. Come to the round table,peeps.

we are here. whr are the rest of the C14 gang

kosovo:
http://leadership.ng/news/387950/fg-allocates-n500-daily-feeding-allowance-corp-members-nysc-dg
http://www.plug.ng/fg-allocates-n500-daily-feeding-allowance-corp-members-gb/

they finally listened to honourable patrick obahiogbon........................ thats a good news o

akubudejud:
If you really spend any of these ..then you must be old..!

Be honest!

i didnt spend the pound, but spent the rest. was in primary schl den, primary 2 or 3. btw late 80's and early 90's

akubudejud:
TRUE TALK!

naso

if i slap this woman now they will say am wicked . how can a first lady be in the news more often than her husband is?

delors:
Bros Ayuskokoro ewa, na only u blow this ballistically catastrophic grammar? "What did u thot..?" Olorun o! Jesu gba mi o

abeg no kee me because of one small grammatical mistake

ducii:
*Armenian Dram (Armenia) 1Naira = 2.28270 AMD
* Burundian Franc (Burundi) 1Naira = 9.42991 BIF
* Belarusian Ruble (Belarus) 1Naira = 64.9489 BYR
*Central African Franc 1Naira = 3.12655 XAF
* Congolese Franc (Congo) 1Naira = 5.60190 CDF
* Chilean Peso (Chile) 1Naira = 3.55155 CLP
* Colombian Peso (Colombia) 1Naira = 12.4390 COP
* Costa Rican Colon (Costa Rica)1Naira = 3.28351 CRC
*Djiboutian Franc (Djibouti) 1Naira = 1.10399 DJF
*Guinean Franc(Guinea Conakry) 1Naira = 42.7062 GNF
*Guyanese Dollar(Guyana) 1Naira = 1.26379 GYD
* Hungarian Forint (Hungary) 1Naira = 1.47237 HUF
* Indonesian Rupiah (Indonesia) 1Naira = 73.0129 IDR
* Iraqi Dinar (Iraq) 1Naira = 7.06817 IQD
*Iranian Rial (Iran) 1Naira = 163.899 IRR
*Cambodian Riel (Cambodia) 1Naira = 24.7118 KHF
* Comoros Franc (Comoros Island) 1Naira = 2.35660 KMF
*Kazakhstani Tenge (Kazakhstan) 1Naira = 1.09733 KZT
* Laotian Kip (Laos) 1Naira = 48.9055 LAK
*Lebanese Pound (Lebanon) 1Naira = 9.17524 LBP
*Malagasy Ariary(Madagascar) 1Naira = 16.4339 MGA
* Burmese Kyat (Burma) 1Naira = 6.04916 MMK
*Mongolian Tughik (Mongolia) 1Naira = 11.1990 MNT
*Mauritanian Ouguiya (Mauritania) 1Naira = 1.76409 MRO
*Malawian Kwacha (Malawi) 1Naira = 2.56519 MWK
*Paraguayan Guarani (Paraguay) 1Naira = 27.9447 PYG
* Rwandan Franc (Rwanda) 1Naira = 4.17208 RWF
*Sao Tomean Dobra (Sao Tome) 1Naira = 117.434 STD
*Sierra Leonean Leone(Sierra Leon) 1Naira = 26.3092 SIL
* Somali Shilling (Somalia) 1Naira = 5.00283 SOS
* South Korean Won(South Korea) 1Naira = 6.40834 KRW
*Tanzanian Shilling(Tanzania) 1Naira = 10.2868 TZS
*Ugandan Shilling (Uganda) 1Naira = 16.3645 UGX
*Uzbekistani Som (Uzbekistan) 1Naira =14.3436 UZS
*Vietnamese Dong (Vietnam) 1Naira =128.476 VND
*West African Franc 1Naira = 3.12654 XOF
*Yemeni Rial (Yemen) 1Naira = 1.28124 YER
*Zimbabwean Dollar (Zimbabwe) 1Naira = 2.18533 ZND

if it was this naira, it will ve been rubbing shoulders with the British pounds and American dollars

stunning4real:
U are very wrong. I have seen a lady that married as a virgin and she is still trusting God for the fruit of the womb. The race is not for the strongest it is God that shows mercy.

It happens

MissMeiya:
In the article, it said they saw Kenya do it first. Pass my neighbor things.

Hahaaha. Ur not serious. I pass my neighbour na name of generator o

omenka:
BOOM!!!!!

prof wole soyinka

and how come they just waking up to reality? who or wat woke them up? this bill is long over due

msrita:
So I really like this guy , we're in the same faculty and level but different departments so we share the same lecture venue for all our lectures.
He's really cool and quiet and that's what I like most in a guy. I stare at him a lot though I try not to and I catch him staring at me sometimes too , sometimes we turn at d same time to stare at each other, the issue is he seems to be ignoring me, I mean he talks to almost every one I relate and associate with ,but he acts as though he doesn't see me , he'll walk up to where I'm standing with a group of friends and greet everyone there except me ,sometimes he passes too close for someone who doesn't like me , his body brushes mine lightly, well we've greeted a few times . I get a lot of attention from guys in my class dunno if that's why he doesn't wanna get close or because the most wanted guy in my class is my best friend though people believe we are dating and I'm an easy person , it even shows on my face. But common I like this guy naturally and wanna be friends with him , I don't think further than that or maybe I do, and oh! He has a favorite girl in our venue , he walks mostly with only her ,u hardly even catch walking with guys its either only him or her. So what's your take on this people, please no harsh comments ,a sister is just sharing her feelings. Thanks.

U ve answered urself. He doesn't like ur personality. He is the quite type while ur d kind of girl dat relates with everybody. That might be a turn off for him. U self na everybody u wan make ur friend? pls leave d quite guy alone biko. He isn't into u

godshandmaiden:
oh you are so ignorant! It's people like you that mock and ridicule women trying to conceive. Trust me many of such women facing such challenges even got married as virgins.
I pray you never experience infertility to learn.

Amen to dat

Nigerias light problem is more spiri spiritual than physical, sincw 1999 we can only generate 300MW

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ultimatetboy:
[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L0Rlc21vbmQtUG9zdGVybmV3dGlueS5qcGdzLmpwZ3JyZS5qcGd8NjAw[/img]
It was a bit of shock for some fans of Nollywood actor, Desmond Elliot when they learnt that he has a Yoruba name, Olusola. This was made known was the actor released his campaign poster for his Lagos House of Assembly ambition in 2015.
Before now, not many knew that he had a Yoruba blood in his vein, which brought about the surprise to several fans of his.
While interacting with his fans on Tuesday, October 21, 2014 on a popular social media platform, Twitter, Desmond Elliot confessed that he has now become a night crawler because of his new found love, politics.
The actor revealed that he has never been a night crawler, but that olitics has given him the opportunity to appreciate night movement.
When asked why he had not been using his Yoruba name since gaining attention in the movie industry, the actor explained that he had to use his English name for professional reasons.
http://www..net/apps/forums/topics/show/13050085-because-of-politics-i-am-now-a-night-crawler-desmond-elliot#.VEfcrmcbZdg

Desmond elliot wat did u thot before joining politics? That it was anoda movie flick? Where they will just give u scripts two weeks before shooting?

Just pray u don't turn to oda worst things most nigerian politicians become without knowing.

gistyinka:
Meet some of the medical team that treated the index #Ebola case in Nigeria. In total, nine of them got infected with the virus; four of their colleagues passed away. Photo: WHO/A. Esiebo

http://gistyinka.net/w-h-o-declare-nigeria-ebola-free-meet-medical-doctors-kept-nigerians-away-ebola/

They should be rewarded and given national honours. God bless u all, we are grateful

nikkyshyne:
Ofcox 90% are from ladies because we know where the shoe pinches better than most men. Stop trying to justify your shallow minded thoughts. The more you do, the more you sound so ignorant and silly.

Welldone professor. Mrs know it all