₦airaland Forum

Safiaa:
Is this a nollywood script?

Its not practical or true. Sorry.

It's pure fact

Shading of life

Lala food Don Land.

Stake in the monkey shadow

wurabecca:
Some students will still use that same card to vote Efe

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base on logistics, If Efe no win that 25M-Mulla.

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We gon Storm S.A

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UNCLAD to protest

#Efe4dmoney

Your nyash dey thr jare.

greatman247:
Unfortunately the same Bubu you think hate Igbo or unintelligent is still president over the whole of Nigeria put together and unfortunately again there's nothing you or anyone can do about it for now until 2019 when Nigeria may vote him out.

Who is disputing that fact? Everyone knows bubu hates that igbos

AleAirHub:
How is co operate estate neighborhood.... That area was my former hub

Lol. I don't stay towards that axis. I dey Thomas estate.

NCAN ajah branch reporting for duty.


He deserves it actually. With that kinda IQ, even bubu that hate igbos will ve no choice than go give him this award.

Kudos Philip. (hope U don't ve big lips)

VickyRotex:
Yoruba Mothers!

Na only Yoruba get mothers? Nigerians and tribalism self.
Just say Nigerian mums

oviejnr:

with all the kitchen lessons i can only boil water.

You must ve been a dull kid .

Na joke o

Vivly:
When I was younger, like 11 or so, there was this age mate of mine in our neighbourhood that used to bully me a lot. Sometimes she'll threaten me not to come out and play with the other kids otherwise she'll beat me because I had offended her. I was outside with others one day and immediately I sighted her coming, I ran to the house. My mum asked whats up and I stupidly said 'Happiness wants to beat me'. It was cane my mother used to pursue me outside. When the girl saw me, she was suprised I had defied her and came to fight me. I mentally weighed the easier of the two: my mom's cane or happiness' blows. I fought back and because she didnt expect me to even fight back, I won easily. That ended the bullying forever and I started standing up for myself.
By the way, when I decided to use my new found strength to become the neighbourhood fight champion, na cane my mama use do factory reset.
Shout out to all mothers.

Classic Nigerian mum's. She was a wise woman.
The part she used cane to reset you made me give her thumbs up. You were becoming what she didn't envisage. Lol

sanbells:
Oh
No one hates morning devotion as much as I do
Every morning, 6:00am sharp. You must wake up unless you want to start your day with cane. Then we all gather clumsily in the parlour to start singing praises... So annoying eh
But it shaa thought me how to wake up early and say my prayers on my own without being forced.
I still dread going home sometimes because of that.... I love my momma

So na so u take hate your creator? If it's Ur boyfriend now or husband you don't mind doing a special routine for him every morning you wake up.

#Kwantinu, God is watching u

adaksbullet:
Mine mom his alway woke me up in 5:00 off everyday wen sleep his alway sweets me

Mine mom his alway tished me how too speeked on mine language in sted off eglish that am no how too speeked and writes well

Well well well. What an Irony

Rebecca011:
I love the Spirit

Tnx

thesicilian:
Nothing lasts forever, love is not enough to keep a marriage, a couple also has to be compactible in many other aspects

Compatible not the one u spelt

ozome15:
Why won't da be shot age on daily bases do u know d number of Nigeria's dat are leavening to other country. In my area dis month only 18 of my guys lift Nigeria.

Guy this Ur English is enough to wake a dead man. Pls proof read before commenting

Naija I hail thee

Sue their asses. They ve bitten more than they can chew

And this is good news because

spartan50:
Nigerian girls are crazy.. It has to be with money and they would lick your ass and love you.. Love works better with money.

Don't generalize bro. They not all the same. I used to think the way u think abt them. Just pray for a genuine good girl.
It's not always abt the money. Just be hard working and have a plan to defeat poverty. No girl wants to suffer.

When we talk of real men who are fearless, we talk of Area fada.


When we talk of fake men with Lilly liver, we mention some one who cancelled a Certain nation wide protest.

I no call names o

Wetin concern you

And so?

What more can I say?

ShitHead:
When I saw "penetrate", I thought he used his dicck. I now understand.

Pervert spotted

jonaifame22:
Let the little children come unto me for theirs is the kingdom of God says the good book!

Osinbanjo is not Jesus na

kjigga:
Boy penetrates Hmmm i was thinking Kemen style penetration

Are you on Heat?

Cucumber is thr to help is Bae is not close

I trust Benin boys. Fear no dey dem body..



Area..... *in I go die's voice"



Click like if u rep Benin city

True story

happney65:
Forget it,The Reverend Father is fuckinggggg your Kids cousin..QED

Q. E. D. Seconded