₦airaland Forum

Nathan2016:
I do believe in reincarnation

Were does the energy go when we die?

Not everything has an explanation.

Ehinmola:
. Next life,Nigeria will be america and america will be nigeria. Which one do u prefer?.

Do u ve proof of the next life? I don't believe in reincarnation

tizzle:
why are you working in a bank... you should be working in Total or NNPC...

Bros I had dreams of been called up by total after graduation, since I ve a 2.1 and studied a course related to the oil company. But it's naija. Na work wey person see o.

KKKWHITE:
In fact 95 percentage

Lol. Yes o. Ur head is thr

chiraqDemon:
Nor b even d full book be that.
Na just table of content and preface be that.
Dem say d full book too long say paper for the world nor reach to print am. U go need like 15 terabyte space to diwnload am from net

Bros you harsh o. . 15 terabyte keh

Benjax:
plz which subjects do they ask, and how advance are they??

It was one of the cheapest questions I ve ever written.

Maths
English
Verbal
Current affairs.

It's been long, 7yrs ago. Am not very sure of the verbal. 50 questions each, 40 mins each section.

Though only two were picked from my school then. Total made life easy for me in schl. God bless total

Nathan2016:
Do you know if that is the place two of us were coming from in our former world...we don run that one finish o....

I don't believe in reincarnation

aleeyus:
Which ? ? ?

Airtel 3G .

U think say na 4G?

ikp120:
Geology and mining in a bank?

My brother na so we see am o. Customer service. But glory be to God, at least it's a job.

aleeyus:
Lets see next time

Won't u ask which network am using?

Nathan2016:
DEAR God..
IN MY NEXT life.. Pls pls... Not Africa... If not Usa Uk or Australia. Please let me stay back.. I can't take it being an African again.. I just can't

U no thank God say u no be Sudanese or Somalian.

In Ur nxt life u fit be from Gaza or Syria.

Thank God for who u are

nabegibeg:
you no normal

Thanks and God bless you

aleeyus:
v

brunofarad:
This is pathetic

I beat you two to FTC

Women!!!!! All world problems are linked to women, money and sex.



Key word: women

deeMarc:
My name is not on the list. Am in trouble!!

Hard luck bro. Was the exam that difficult?

I was once a total scholarship awardee. 2010-2014.

During my time, The exam was not that difficult, it was set by WAEC.

God bless total. They helped me with my university education through this very scholarship.

March 12 2010, I will never forget, a friend called me that I made the list. my name was among of the successful candidates that sat for the exam, just two of us from my schl were chosen.


Today am a graduate of geology and mining, with a 2.1, working in a bank. I give God the glory.

Meanwhile, congrats to this year's successful candidates. Pls don't let the 150,000 confuse u. read Ur books and use d money for Ur studies not on friends, booz or babes..

Midget

holuwhagbenga:
I Started My career as a customer care agent with Etisalat (contract staff) four(4) years ago(April19-2013), with good attitude to work and no issue.Surprisingly few days ago My Appointment Got Terminated with other colleagues mine on the same date I was employed(April-19-2017-Exactly 4years) without any reason.. This is totally unacceptable..
(April-19/2013 to April-19/2017)


The Saddest Part of My story is that I got the termination letter few weeks to My Wedding Day......

So confused and I don't know what to do...
#WhatACountry
#Recession
#ProblemSharedProblemSolved
#EtisalatNigeriaMassSacking

You can Share...

Send ur updated CV to my email. Ayusco85@gmail.com

Prettiepearlz:
Lol, I ain't new to Nairaland oooooo, I have been on Nairaland way back as a guest but I registered in the year 2013 and since then I have been an active member, it's just that the tribal bashing is becoming too much and I feel it doesn't speak well of us.

Even the owner of nairaland can't do anything about it, because that's the true nature of Nigerians, most are tribal bigots. Shows we are not really United

Ermacc:
where are the prewedding photos?

Good question

Pls who has a fucckk to give. Mine went that way

Prettiepearlz:
I wonder the kind of person you are, you sure don't know what it means to get the message I posted but you felt I wasn't happy with his victory. Emi ma n ba onire yo ni, emi o kin binu onire. I rejoice with those rejoicing, but what I was trying to say is that there should be a striking balance in posts on front-page ans it shouldn't be flooded with posts from just one person for the whole week and need more to say for tribal issues as speaking his language, common there are so many kids in the UK who can speak and write their native language so it shouldn't be a big deal. The topic just succeeded in causing a tribal brouhaha. What do people enjoy in tribal bashing?

Welcome to nairaland, welcome to Nigeria. Are u new on nairaland? Everything is tribal on this forum. Everyone knows that. It's nothing new.

Ur post sounded as if u are beefing him. Of course his story will grace the front page for weeks because Nigeria is a country that lacks good news to report. So once something good happens they feast on it until everyone is tired and bored abt the story.

Who punch dey ask?

Prettiepearlz:
I just know we won't rest with this Anthony Joshua's case. For the next one week, his topic would be on front-page. I won't be surprised if it gets to front-page even when he goes to his toilet to poo. That's why front-page topics usually follow the same pattern. What's the big deal if a boy with Nigerian descent can speak his language? Hian!

I wonder the type of human being u are. U sure don't know what it means to achieve a feat worth celebrating worldwide

Lol. She is a wise woman

Wish u quick recovery. Hope u didn't leave Chelsea or England

NnamdiiKanu:

Wrong

The caption should be "Some men pay extra money to prostitutes to kill them"

Having sex without condom is the last thing i would do

After surviving what i went through, i will never have sex without condom again even if you point a gun to my head

I met this beautiful girl in New York in the summer of 2013, i smashed her the same day i met her, i came to find out that she's a nasty free giver, she hands out her wet wet to anybody in the east coast, everyone in New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois knows who she is

I had to go do a HIV test, it was the scariest moment of my life

I haven't had sex since 2013

Nobody is safe

Your girlfriend or wife can give you HIV, you know how these girls fucck around

The best thing is to go buy 12 jars of Vaseline, your hands can't get pregnant or give you disease

Your head is thr. Your last sentence is gold.

What was your reaction when u first heard the news...


Am still in shock

The hottest part

EnigmaticEnigma:
see guys blaming the boyfriend, forgetting about the existence of the bro code

https://kaufdichtot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bro-code-buch-barney-how-i-met-your-mother-620x434.jpg

ye must not find ye bros girlfriend anyway attractive

my bros girlfriend is like plank to me, i see and feel nothing when i gaze upon her, not a thing

Hi five. U are truly a bro.

A bro is not permitted to date a Bros ex nor a Bros sister.

Barney Stinson 2004

liposuction123:
everything going wrong in this zoo.

At least I ve to agree with you on this. Nigeria is truly a Zoo

RIP Nigeria. Truly there was a country