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to prevent bullet 4rm killing u. u no know say na dou ;ble barrel u get under ur mouth

@nightnurse
was about saying nice jokes until u mentioned pri*^k. damn! where are all the good babes

Just remember to wear bullet proof before she arrives

nice jokes man!

Yeepa! dat was wicked

Seriously av seen dis joke bfore even though Oga Migs tried to modify

265k make i give my babe as birthday gift

ilugunboy:
@ayusman,

Called your line, and no response.

Kindly confirm if it's true that the ikeja station is back.

Waiting for you.

No vex my brother. My phone was connected to my laptop (that's what i use to browse when am home) and that makes incoming calls difficult to connect.

I actually did confirm from their customer helpline but am still yet to be convinced until i confirm from their manager. The guy that installed my mytv deleted the hitv settings.

who cares abt post match analysis. we won dats wat matters. nna mennnnnnnnn! it pays 2 be a gunner men

I understand. cos togo didnt qualify abi?

which dey u become ivorian? thot u were from Ade's villa

which country flag be dis? Na carribean? Dis one no be Africa nah! country wey no fit qualify?

Goal by Eduardo again. Dis guy odipka too much nah!

Goal by Eduardo again. Dis guy odipka too much nah!

urfriend:
good news to all hitv subscriber in ikeja,the ikeja repeater site is back on.call your installer to return u back to cable.

That would cool if true But any compensation for these periods considering that we've lost subscription

It is obvious why he didnt inform or give u a gift before leaving. Make u no go bomb villagers!

nikke:
he left to the village without wishing or giving any x mas gift,but was inviting me to his village to see his brothers.i guess he took me for granted.please my fellow nairalanders what are we going to call this one.

Are u serious? if u r; then move it to romance section!

I wont if u dont!

Really? But this is reality

Ituen & Thug Life. Birds slowpoke of the same feather

after him go dey call pple slowpoke

Don't worry u would soon start throwing imaginary stones and gisting with urself

copy d stuff to microsoft word and modify goddamit and repost.

Again! Check that thing wey u wave very well! _{No be flag oo na that ur brownish expired boxers wey u bin use for 3.5yrs}. Now c what u've cause waving it, ^{coughing nonstop and breathing heaviily}

@THirdi

Make u no try me oo _{my kokostick is made of lazer beam ooo}

_{Sniffs around again after catching up with Dele}. Damn! Can't do dis guy. ^{It's like d guy no wipe him ass after doing d pooo!} Na wao! No more clean butt again?

Ituen, abeg make u no kill me with laff make dem no come sack me ooo . Damn! This guy is good!

_{gasping for breathe after chasing for 12hrs}. Can't believe guys on nairaland are scared of d koko. ^{Hmmm! sniffs around! Damn! only kokoless are abound.}. _{Gathers momemtum and continue chasing increasing speed}

common guys wait 4 me. It aint gonna hurt. _{small blood nah!}

strictly gents no goat, why pretend Ituen. _{Remember dat cold nyt when u had too much to drink under d stairs.}

_{u wld suprised how many nairalanders av felt d koko}