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I think he should be made to apologise to those he insulted. Period!

Banning him cld serve as a deterrent to others who use insults to drive in their points.

Hope this is not an opportunity to wound Arsenal fans

Jackal is a very intelligent chap and his knowledge of the game cannot be compared. But the way he insults at the slightest provocation amazes me.

People like that need to be checked so as to bring sanity on this forum.

Am i in the jokes section

@Ilugun

Have not really had time to do that even though the installer has gotten the equipment ready.

why not upload the pix

@Iluguboy

It's just the FTA contents am interested on. Would connect it to my HITV.

The FTA contents are basically religious channels

@Ilugunboy

So u don't what to join the winning club (invisible)!


Don't think he has stock yet in Lagos but promised to send one asap. As for the MYTV, would be doing it on Friday unfailingly.

Any gist about HITV Ikeja problem?

ilugunboy:
@ayusman

Please remove that arsenal stuff in your profile

Okay bros, but u have to publicly renounce your romance with Chelsea and pledge ur loyalty to Arsenal!

A man came back from Church one day, greeted his wife and lifted her up.

He carried her around the house.

The wife was so happy and surprised, and then she asked "Did the pastor preach about being romantic?"

The man said "No, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows."








A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner,

Walks up to him and hands him menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me

a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and Order from

there."



A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and

picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table And hands it to him.



The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. Ah,

yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes."



Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and

tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened.

The blind man eats and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly

brings him a menu again.

Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork." The owner

retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.



After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll

take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing

around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the Next time the blind

man comes in he's going to test him.



He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming

and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, Rub this fork on

your panties before I take it to the blind man." Gladys complies and

hands her husband the fork.



As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and

waiting.

Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork

ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "Hey, I

didn't know Gladys worked here!!!

@Bims

u shld be able 2 get it at their office.

chakabelli:
I had a lenghty arguement with a few friends and I decided to bring it onto this forum to know other people's views on the issue. the question is this: Who do you regarded as a football superstar and more to the point,are you of the opinion that Mikel John Obi has attained such statues. 2) In your assessment,who do ou think deserves to anchor the attacking midfield and central midfield positions for the Super Eagles? I'll appreciate your views

I think this should be a topic on it's own?

Hypocrites!Hypocrites!!Hypocrites!!!

Damn! Nigerians can never stop being hypocritical about things that doesnt affect them!

@Mustay,

Why u come dey talk like dis now? HITV do test transmition? No! Instead, they just rushed into the market knowing that there would be gullible Nigerians who are ready to support them to exploit. Must it always be like this? _{It's pathetic that some pple who don't even use HITV would even come out to support them}.

@Choco4life

Na wao for u oo. Why u come dey Malaysia dey contribute to another economy? Hmmm! Why not return home and follow us to support them? That would be the highest form of hypocrisy if u say we shld support our own again.

How do we support and encourage substandard and epileptic services? If u think MTN is providing epileptic services; why not come home and experience our very own. My friend! Abeg, concentrate on earning those dollars and leave those of us in Nigeria to try and make things work!

vinalexx:
guys our jobs are been taken by south africans and some people says they happy about it let take for example all mtn mass are frabricated in south african can some tell me what happened to our welders here

How dem take our jobs? No be Nigerians dey work for dstv, mtn and others? _{Ur welders fit create durable stuffs? abi una want situations whereby mass go dey collapse every now and then?}

I have not seen the joke before and it's damn funny

Keep it up @Poster


If un don see am before nko, make una allow others to enjoy it

@Ilungunboy

Hey! Nice to hear from u too again!

It's good to also hear that r exams was cool. That's means 'owambe' is lurking around the corner oo


Don't mind them o, no solution to the Ikeja problems till now.

@Bigtee


So! I should go spend another money to buy another decoder Just the way them want me to convert my terrestial to Satellite?

Nigerians would never cease to amaze me with their gibberish statements


I'll rather give the foreigners and get value for my money than a bunch of thieves all in the name of Nigeria. This is how we breed and promote corruption.

@Enitan
Not really my guy. Just want u to give him time to respond dats all. The guy is not even in Lagos.

I have also heard of a similar decoder (in Alaba) thats sold for 15k with about 35 channels?

Common girl. She's an adult and na her carry herself go there. my opinion is dat she didnt represent us well. She was full of pretence while tryin to impress the viewers. And damn! we've got fine girls in Naija why her to represent us!

Bros, give d guy time now to come defend himself. No be everybody get access to the internet 24/7

Them rip u and u still dey use am? Can't believe this; would av dumped the sim for another except ofcourse am dumb

why?

How true is this? If it's true then its d competition we are clamouring for. Maybe HITV would now wake up from it's slumber

She's cute Are u happy now mtaiwo

There ar only two clubs. ARSENAL n d rest

@Delegiwa

I believe Kosovo has the right to criticise and make things work in this country. HITV is messed up right and that doesnt mean we should be hypocritical about that, Nigerian coy are not doing well at all and that doesnt mean we should fold our arms and watch them exploit us because of this "proudly naija" thing. Foreigner coys know dis and that's why they are taking adv of things. Let them wake up and see if we won't support them.


@Kosovo

I feel ur point ojare

Really? No wonder

Nice one

@Zolta

and who are u?

Trying to laff

Migines Schwazzeneggar Thot u were Jim Migine Iyke?