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sheisnice:
i was so sad to see Brayn nd lovette leave, cnt just understand why it has to be based on public voting, those 2 dances so well and could have made it to d end if not for d popularity vote, i think they hv to concentrate more on d judges view to get a fair winner at the end. Its just not fair for d better dancers to leave for d not so better ones to stay.

Why didnt u vote? Voted for Paso and he is still in the game

I can sell my smartcard to u.

Is the guy (Seun) deleting my posts?

By the time we wipe una ass on sunday una go know who be the table toppers!

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long
time and I want to have it done" replied Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the
doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's
done, there's no going back. It will change your life
forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my
mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll
simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my
better judgment!"

So Steve had his operation, and the next day he is up
and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital
corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is
another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had
the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37
years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit!
THAT'S the word!"

Bwahehehehahew!!

@Suze,

I agree with u! Brian shouldnt av been evicted! Also thot Omotola should. Maybe his wasnt enough (Enough guys beefing his looks except me cos am finer ). By the way, did u vote for him to keep him in?

a team got to be built around some set of players. Just Man U built around CR, Rooney, Giggs!

We must admit that we've not been playing well in the past four games and thank God; with this loss (unbeaten run ended). The pressure would off us hopefully. Gunner 4ever!

@vickoy23 @twinstaiye @Enigma @All

My etv is working now! Wow! Thanks for ur help! U guys are too much!

Where is Mukina?

Any solution in the pipeline about the Ikeja probs

@Holler

Now i do understand ur point (Make crush no wound u ooo) cos she be like proper efrebor

The point is that we are still unbeaten! We aint like the scummies losing to a relagation bound club and still can't bury their heads in shame!

Can Man U afford to play with Ronney, Ronaldo, Tevez in one game and not lose? Or Chelsea without Drunkgba, Essien, Lampard and Terry and not be humiliated?

Make una dey try to be objective!

@Vickoy

Thanks for the reply.

I think my installer tried all these stuffs u've mentioned but it keeps showing "scrambled channel"

Am using a Strong decoder gotten from HITV (do know if they customised for e.tv not to work)

holler:
Ayusman,abeg,i no like that shit wey u yarn about Odion.
For say e easy 2 act,y u sef no go audition 4 AMBO n see if u cld av don better, n u shldnt judge all ladies as "HO"es just because dey show alot of affection 2 oda people. Na wrong thing,try no say d girl fit get boyfriend who might @ this moment be browsing through this forum n see your post,im no go like am.`Sure say if u dey im bobo shoes u sef 4 no go like make person "wash" your baby.Safe.

Bros abeg before u crucify me, read my post again. It's either u av a crush on Odion or her boyfriend or even av a probs with understanding my simple comment about her. Didnt call a LovePeddler. Just said, her acting sucks (my opinion).


And mind u, am a guru in my field and when it even comes to acting? Hmm! Still better than most of them!

Did u watch the last edition? The competition was tighter and more interesting!

David! Apart from trying to act as Mr-Nice-Guy in the house; i think he's d better of the lot. Just my opinion!

Can't u guys make ur points without using insults to buttress it!

[quote author=Modups! link=topic=95736.msg1747827#msg1747827 date=1196837561]this show is a joke and a huge dissappointment
the eviction show itself is laughable, can't believe ireti doyle is part of this fiasco [/quote]I think u r right. It's very disappointing. The housemates are very fake and unintelligent, they can't even inteprete their script properly.

Kachi thinks he's god sent to the acting world, Uche apart from her looks, her acting skills is terrible. Thank God Odion is finally out _{(was begining to wonder if she's sleeping with the coach to remain in the house)}. And the coach; hmm! think he's just out to make the money and have fun!

why not try post one instead of discouraging others

@Vickoy23

I stay arnd Ogba and just installed mytv but couldnt access e.tv. my installer told me it's a software problem cos it was purchased from hitv. Is that true and would it work wit the mytv smart card?

SSS has just been unleashed on u! Goodluck!

This was harsh! To talk about ur ex-president's wife like that? U need to be flogged and caged just like the gorrillas!

My e.tv channel does not work on mytv. Can u assist with that?

Hope dis guy is not a gunner

Ruggedman is arrogantly thrash. He thinks he's the originator of rap music in naija> Try and compare him with Mode 9, Terry the rapman, Saucekid and Ode

Sorry, i cant lend u but cld suggest ways for u to get the money:

U could borrow a police uniform and mount illegal road block to collect N20 naira from motorists

U could also rent an Okada and be snatching pple's bags very early in the morning (who know u might make 5 thousand from one operation

Also, u cld enrol for the one chance biz

My friend! Go get a Job!

There are about 3 news channels, 1 documentary and e.tv.

The subscribed ones are:


Baby TV
An interesting and mind stimulating channel for toddlers and kids under three years of age. This commercial-free channel features inspiring programs geared towards learning, activity, fun and parent-child interaction.

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BBC World
Stay informed with the leading international news and information television channel. Get the latest news, business, sports, award winning current affairs series and documentaries!

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Fox
Turn your TV nights into action packed gatherings, with an extensive coverage of internationally acclaimed sports events. With comprehensive reviews of all major football leagues, as well as English Premier League Clubs Television

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Fashion TV
Only the latest fashion, top trend setting designers and models! London, Paris, Tokyo, New York catwalks on your screen, 24/7!

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MGM
Hand picked entertainment from the studios that built Hollywood, with around-the-clock movies.

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Trace
URBAN TELEVISION - Unquestionably the coolest urban “black music” channel in the world! Edge Rock, Hip Hop, R&B, Rap, Afro… TRACE has it all!

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AIT
Nigeria’s leading general entertainment and news channel, providing a refreshing and revealing insight into Africa.

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MCM TOP
Showcasing the hottest music videos of top current artists and the latest hits of all the big pop stars in the music world, with special reruns of the greatest hits from the last decade. ENJOY!

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Teletoon
A fun packed, enchanting kids channel with exciting cartoons and educational kids programs.

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Setanta Sports
Setanta Sports is a 24/7 television channel bringing you unrivalled access to football from Europe

Grid | Website


Nat Geo Adventure
Bold, high impact and exciting, Nat Geo Adventure unleashes the spirited adventurer in all of us. Nat Geo Adventure chronicles the unfiltered experiences of young travellers whose journeys take them to the edge. Exhilarating stories and thrilling imagery fuels an audience eager to stretch their own limits and understand the real world beyond their borders

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Subscribing to My TV allows viewers access to a wide array of free-to-air channels on their My TV reception equipment at no extra cost. These channels are NOT managed or controlled by My TV and they may change from time to time. Currently the free to air channels include:

C TV
Spirit World
Adonai
Emmanuel TV
Manna TV
3 ABN
Divine World
Love World
Day Star
Hope
SABC News International
Tourism and Trade Channel
CNBC Africa
Press TV
Impact TV

@Ilugun

How u dey bros? I've finally installed mytv and guess what? 25 free on air (even though majority are xtians channels including about 3 that we pay for on hitv). Thinking of getting the smart card so that i can view the other contents.

@Raahym

I really appreciate ur post but that's not the issue at hand and i believe u can help hitv by conveying the greviances of subscribers to the mgt (Heard that angry mob invaded ur office last week because of epileptic services ).

Please kindly respond to the ff ques and iff possible resolve them instead of trying to promote hitv when we all know the truth.

1. When are u guys going to resolve the Ikeja problem (it's going to 3months now)
2. Whats going to happen to my lost subscription (as u say una no be 419)
3. Can i use mytv smart card on the decoders bought from ur office (abi una lock am?)
4 Can i use the mytv dish (without changing the direction) to convert my terrestial to Sat?

Would appreciate ur response!

Capital NO! How dem wan take win am now

ilugunboy:
Here they come again

U just said my mind