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Yomieluv: Being a police will be sweet there,after the day's work,just cruise the car to flex with your babe.

That's what I call official flexing.

Hmmmnnn... Cruising your official car with your official babe to a official club on a official day. Take, this is your employment letter, welcome to the Emirates Police Force.

timilehing: Even if naija wan imitate this idea, na those police go sell both the glasses and the Lamborghini. Naija police are not just upto the task, corruption is their foundation

As if you know what's on my mind... LOL

If Oga police dey hungry naoo, he go just sell am, eat Eba

StealthyMe: lol
Even if the funds for this was disbursed,we all know it'll end up in the already fat bank account of our ogas at the top...

Yeah, exactly...

StealthyMe: Excellent!
This is what we are talking about...now tell me these policemen won't be respected

And surely the country knows the benefit of using technology to solve crime..when'll Nigeria possess this??

My guess is as good as yours...

You know the date that comes to my mind ? 2000 andimpossible

oluwaKStar: And na d same oil our two country get...chaii

Na so oooh, that's the undeniable difference between a GOOD government and a BAD one.

yungchop: Mehn even if na recruit I go be, I wanna work for dubai police o

LOL.. You wan drive Lambo ! :-)

[size=14pt]The Dubai Police - known for a while to possess the best car in the world you'd ever use to catch a thief or criminal; Lamborghini. In order to tighten their security and get hold of law breakers, another measure has been taken by Dubai's Government. You wont believe they issued a new tool that will help fight crime to the Police - Google Glass. This particular type of Google Glass has been loaded with a face-recognition program that will run through a database of wanted criminals. When a match is discovered, the officer wearing the Glass will be alerted.

With the introduction of Google Glass to Dubai cops (most especially patrolling officers), drivers that commit traffic offense(s) or break law will be easily tracked down. On a normal day, Google Glass costs $1500 in the United States and it shouldn't be really more than that in Dubai anyways. Sure, it's no problem buying this wearable for every single cops and detectives in Dubai, a place where a $400,000 Lamborghini Sport car is what the police uses. I guess you're already thinking of getting a job with the Dubai police force.. Isn't it ? *winks*

In the video attached below, Colonel Khalid Naser , General Director, Smart Services Department, Dubai Police mention the fact that the service will be launched next month with additional functions, which includes - Reporting of Accident. Let's wait and see how creative the Dubai police is, for thinking this way. Before then, watch the video below.

VIDEO - http://www.stevenbergy.com.ng/2014/10/dubai-police-gets-google-glass-with.html

SOURCE - StevenBergy.Com.Ng - Nigerian Tech Updates Blog[/size]

justi4jesu: ...@oke

Samsung. Galaxy s5 secured.

Beautiful, is it the Korean version please ?

Mosjentle: Lol...bendgate kor gate bend ni... but wait,,,i am hungry

Please, eat an Apple... you're on Apple's thread naoo

lawrenceunaa: i will comment when the pics are up to 30

LOL, you'll have to wait till the next Feb 30 on your calendar then

Valfrankie:
30 Funniest Apple Iphone 6
Bendgate Jokes & Meme You'll
Ever See On The Internet.

I SEE JUST 9 old memes! Op who taught you maths in the nursery?

Mr Esupofo taught me maths, you need him to tutor you too ? Lol. Well, I wanted to post all the 30 but Nairaland was misbehaving when i was creating the post last night so I stopped it. You can see ALL the 30 on the source

cruz22: pls I dnt undrstnd...
z d bendin a defult or a cool feature

None of the above, it's an iMistake or iError...

Valentinooo: do you still have your galaxy s3 for sale. I'm in Ondo state

Yes, you called me earlier abi ?

penquin: No. you guess wrong

LOL... But you have the talent naoo

penquin: op try gon...





Awon IPhone yi bend gon.

Hmmnnn.. You must be a rapper, I guess

justi4jesu: Total 50 pieces of Memory card(10 pieces each 2gb - 32gb) = #42,300


Total 50 pieces of Flash drives(10 pieces each 2gb - 32gb) = #44,050

Total cost #86,350 (100 Pieces)

Shipping+commission #8,000

Total to lagos #94,350

Wow !!! I made a big mistake with my calculations. I was calculating the price of 1 for 10. I was wondering ooh. That means I'll have to reshuffle what I want to buy, will get back to you ASAP. THANKS

dryakson: they will learn from there mistake and made a strong slim iPhone........
I just like Apple products

You know it's their first. They are already used to the small small concrete iPhones so designing superslim phone is a challenge

Kessleek: I have seen those pics around a gazillion times that anytime i see them i start frowning. Anyway...

You mean All the 30 pictures ?

Defaramade: Chai chai, all these #bendgate jokes u are sharing, lolz.

Dia Ris Apple oooh

justi4jesu: Okay 10 pieces each?

Yes

justi4jesu: Here are the actual prices.

ICONIX MEMORY CARDS WITH FULL PACKING FOR THE SAME PRICE OF BULK LIMITED


Memory Cards, iConix Full Packing :

2gb x #380

4gb x #450

8gb x #550

16gbx #950

32gb x #1,900

64gb x #4950



[b]FLASHDRIVES

2GB X #500

4GB X #540

8GB X #565

16GB X #900

32GB X #1,900

OTG For Mobile Phones

16GB X #1,800

ORIGINAL WITH 5 YEARS WARRANTY

WHOLESALE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shipping and Commission will Apply

Okay, with the price above... All the ones I want to buy altogether is #8635, you can do the calculation, 2-32GB Memory card and 2-32GB Flash drive. So I want to know how much I'll pay altogether to get it here. Thanks

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[size=14pt]Have you heard of the trending hashtag - #BendGate on Social Networks ? I'm sure you must have but if you haven't then that means you've not been following the latest Tech updates nowadays and you're missing a lot. It's just full of fun. Well, I will like to explain to you briefly what the #BendGate is and how it evolved. #BendGate is the term given to the recently released iPhone 6 Plus when it was discovered that the thousand dollars phone bends so easily when a little amount of pressure is applied to it, even when it's in the pocket. Huhn, that's weird ! I personally discovered that it seems there is a tradition in the Apple family and the tradition is that -> almost all their iPhones always have one issue or the other when released, maybe that is why they had the #Antennagate issue on iPhone 4, #Scuffgate issue on iPhone 5S and #Mapsgate too.

Well, it has been a bad month of September for Apple so far, because all the other Smartphone manufacturers have used the SWOT analysis on Apple to their own very advantage. SWOT - [Strength Weakness Opportunity Threat] is a process where you use your competitor's Weakness as an Opportunity to showcase & prove your own Strength without Threatening them. Samsung, HTC, LG, ASUS and many others have used this opportunity wisely while other companies and brands that are not Apple's competitor by any means can be said to be mocking Apple e.g Heineken. Now, If you refuse to laugh or at least smile after seeing the funny pictures below then you are probably an iFan... LoL. Enjoy !!!


SOURCE: StevenBergy.Com.Ng [SBCN][/size]

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justi4jesu: Minimum order is 10pieces altogether.

There is no problem sending it from Lagos to wherever you are.

It can be sent through waybill or transport drivers.

Yes, I know.. The price you listed in the pricelist is per 10, right ? This is what I mean

Memory Cards
2GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
4GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
8GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
16GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
32GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs

Flash Drives
2GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
4GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
8GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
16GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs
32GB = 1 pack which is equal to 10pcs

How much is that altogether ? Thanks

Hello Easy Jay, I sent you an email request. But you've not accepted it.

justi4jesu: ICONIX MEMORY CARDS WITH FULL PACKING FOR THE SAME PRICE OF BULK LIMITED


Memory Cards, iConix Full Packing :

2gb x #360

4gb x #450

8gb x #500

16gbx #950

32gb x #1,850



FLASHDRIVES

2GB X #500

4GB X #540

8GB X #565

16GB X #855

32GB X #1,800

OTG

16GB X #1,700

ORIGINAL WITH 5 YEARS WARRANTY

WHOLESALE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commission and Shipping applies

Hello Justi, I'm ready to get the Memory cards and Flash drives. I want to know how much it will be altogether to Lagos and also, if I wanna get it to Ibadan too cuz I'm not sure if I'll be in Lag or Ibd when it arrives.

So, this is what I need - 2GB,4GB,8,16,32GB memory cards and also flash drives. Thanks

[size=14pt]But Before That

I haven't seen this game in a couple years now. The basic gist is that the story will start from the final line, and then each poster continues backwards from that point (hence "but before that...".

For example:

And they drove off into the sunset. But before that...

Mark and Mindy got into the car, satisfied that Jim would never follow them again. But before that...

Mark dropped the gun. Jim dropped to the ground, dead. But before that...

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And so on as we try to reach some kind of beginning (but probably not). So I'll start us out.

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The demon lord was defeated, and the hero had saved the world from all evil.

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ololo12: Ma'am can you look into the cost of getting the new iPhone 6 plus gold.. 64GB. .. I await your prompt response, as I want to purchase it ASAP

Hello, Hope you know about the issue with the iPhone 6 Plus... I'll advice you not to buy it now, let's know what Apple will say and do about it. #bendgate

[size=14pt]I Counted 6... You mean "I'm a genius" ? Wow... I've been wondering all this while


The Best Smartwatch presently - Samsung Gear S, you won't believe the Specs of this amazing Watch. See the full Specs, Features and Price of This 3G Enabled SmartWatch here http://www.stevenbergy.com.ng/2014/09/samsung-gear-s-specs-features-and-price.html[/size]