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Umar bin khattab(RA) said "Fear your sins more than your enemy, as your sins are more dangerous to you than your enemies".may almighty Allah forgive our sinn Amin. jumaat Kareem to you all .

Me dey fear sha.In persie i trust!!!

A pastor daughter was impregnated by a mallam and the following conversation take place;

Pastor; Blessing who got you pregnant?

Blessing; Dauda

Pastor; ah! dis muslim if we give them food they will not eat, if we kill animal and give them meat they will not eat, Dauda bai sane duri Blessing christain bane.




i just de try, una sabi yabis for dis section

A big black prostitute (A chelsea fan) has a tatoo of John Terry and Frank lampard inside each of her tight. she says to her punter

' if you can guess who they are you get a free shag'

He look left and right and said ' i dunno who those ugly bastard on your legs are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Drogba,

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Our victory is certain.

Ayaaahhh!!!! c as dem frustrate this guy reach. expensive poo indeed.

Mr T.b joshua,pls go back to sleep and watch the match the match in backward mode cos your prophesy will not come to pass.

link nt coperating

pls make us proud once more

big boiz madness started during when siasia's playing day for eagle,and the list of such players is endless.with due respect mr sia1 concentrate on the task ahead and try 2 instil discipline into your team.we love u and alway praying for your success.

mr poster,is this ur dad?definately not the great professor.

Ask oga jonathan,i hope this man doesn't fumble,i dey watch.

Abeg eeeeee make we hear word jare.giant ko giant ni

Hardballer,is that the pair he bought for you lol

guys when is the pume and the required scores.i learnt there is going to be screening next week,how true is this info plz hit me

Ayahhhhh.E no easy congrat sha

@Honeric01

Make we dey look ;Dwith chill juice to cool temper

See their nose [pre][/pre]

@dominique

i support enyimba but this days i hardly watch their match cos the zeal and passion is missing in the current team compared to the dream team as you call them.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Even nwaneri tooooo

At all at all na im bad pass

Posted by: mikuz  
Nigerian foreign players have something in common with relegation 

You make laugh

I used to be fan of enyimba fc when the likes of muri ogunbiyi,joetex frimpong nsofor,vincent were playing for enyimb,it use to be fun, the memory of caf champion league final against tunisian side(2003)where we won on penalty is a memory that wll linger on. i enjoyed every bit of that match.Enyimba anyday anytime

How long is her wedding wey she dey see who eye her husband, you go quarel taya

Am a regular customer to frog jump back them,to the extent it becomes a hobby , mr Akande a.k.a vulgar fraction  my math teacher is my nightmare each time we have a math class  it's either you are in the library or you are on you on.you dare not tell him that he made a mistake or you dnt understand and he is the type of teacher who tarnish you image to you parent to get some dough.my punishment for him be Frog jump shikena

Am a regular customer to frog jump back them,to the extent it becomes a hobby , mr Akande a.k.a vulgar fraction  my math teacher is my nightmare each time we have a math class  it's either you are in the library or you are on you on.you dare not tell him that he made a mistake or you dnt understand and he is the type of teacher who tarnish you imag to you parent to get some dough.my punishment for him be Frog jump shikena

i wine and dine with footie,


ARSENAL RULE.

Cant they settle for another date?why two days after the nation cup qualifier,when we know we are in a tight corner.i bet it's going to be a disaster when we meet again.