₦airaland Forum

Daboomb:
Azzuh don hammer!
4Milla to finally do his Chicken Leg Pillars


(You dont need to be annoyed, that is how you have been troubling one of my brothers here, calling his house 'Chicken Coop'!
Now, it is your turn )

who buy data for you ?

SIDE VIEW ......hi , everyone , i have budget of 4m to complete this bungalow , pls any site engineer around delta state interested ?

Daboomb:
Chisos!

This building again?

I need to see the Pillars closely

shut up , anybody don fit build house for una family ? nor be your grandfather house una dey stay ? you think say i nor know you ?

raymondFirstborn:
hy 4M will do.Currently in Delta

Just finished working on a project at ughelli.

I can help you with the bungalow.


09056082348(call & Whatsapp)

raymondfubara@gmail.com

i have added you on whatsapp , are you the one on your profile putting on black suite ?

laplace19:
I've a site engineer currently working in Delta state. He's a friend I do work with anytime but currently in umuahia. If you need his contact or mine, I'll forward it to you.

i will keep you informed, what is his number , is he on whatsapp too?

hi , everyone , i have budget of 4m to complete this bungalow , pls any site engineer around delta state interested ?

EgunMogaji:
Azuh, oh wait did I mention your name again? Oops

boss shey you want make people when I dey owe money know say I get money to buy data check nairaland when I never pay them ? Nor mention my name again . I use Buhari and APC beg you .

EgunMogaji:
True, Sir.

And astute architect/builders take roof load into consideration when deciding what block size to use for partitions.

There's a reason for concrete "pliers"

(Sorry Azuh, I couldn't help my self.)

One of the funniest posts I've read in this section is Skimanski writing that he ran out of a building he went to look at in Lekki as soon as he saw what the builder did. I hope I didn't quote you wrong, El Maestro.

atleast I can afford a house that worth millions......show your own house ? Seeeee make anybody nor dey mention my name again , person nor go enjoy him new wife cos of nairaland. Nonsense!!

bigrovar:
Hi guys. This is a bit of a long one:

So I have been away (hustling and stuff) and decided to build a low budget functional house for my family and stop the house rent which is becoming a drain. I decided to build on a 50 by 50 plot of land. A basic 2 bedroom bungalow.

I did very basic floor plan (see attached) to allow for enough space for rooms and a packing space which can take 2 cars. I used this tool http://www.sweethome3d.com/ for my floor plan.

Due to my busy schedule, I left the supervision with my brother since he had experience in construction. He hired the technicians and hands for the project while I provided money.

They took the project to lintel level when I came back to inspect it. Unfortunately I was very unhappy with what I saw. Here are my concerns


1) Against my instruction, my brother still went on to mix 9 inches with 6 inches for the outter walls. I told him to use 9 inches for the outter walls of the house all through and reserve the 6inches for the house. This was not done instead 9 inches blocks was used up to window level and 6 inches used to lintel level. I fear that this might affect the structural integrity of the house in future, since the house was designed not to have pillers and DPC was not used in the 3 course foundation.

2) I halted the roofing of the house because the carpenter recommended I use head course which is a casting done round the house 2 courses after the lintel. Is this really necessary?


My brother said the style of laying 6inch blocks on 9inch was fine since I wont be doing parapet and the soil was dry and good and " people do it alot without issues" but am not sold.

Is they any remedy to this before roofing? please gurus in the house. I would appreciate your take. I have attached pictures of the property in its current state.

why you nor just build your house , pack enter inside without posting the picture ? You be celebrity? See as the house even be .

EgunMogaji:
Are you low on prescription over there? Again?

who dey look for trouble today, as I short so I dey beat tall people anyhow . Try me , una father , who dey talk anyhow ? Go and get your ticket now , Azuh vs mayweather next week in next world channel ..... your head correct ?

EgunMogaji:
Are you low on prescription? Again?

lol . I don tire boss . You win .

EgunMogaji:
Are you low on prescription over there? Again?

yep . Nor quote me again .

EgunMogaji:
Are you still running low on meds over there?

i don tire , so you never hear . YES. Abeg your head correct ? You nor fit answer ? Yes or no ?

[quote author=EgunMogaji post=59798025][/quote]bro . E nor funny oh. Send me go school na . Abeg .

EgunMogaji:
Are you running low on meds? Again?

bro yes yes yes yes yes . Your head correct ? Answer na ..

EgunMogaji:
Try to form one coherent sentence. Just one.

i nor sabi bro . Send me money make I take go school .

EgunMogaji:
Are you running low on meds? Again?

yes ... Your head correct ?

bixton:
When serious minded nations are challenging their brains with feats we are here challenging our brains with..................

http://fewunknownfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/1935655-steep-rollercoaster-bridge-eshima-ohashi-japan-22-650-4940e655f0-1484650699.jpg

why you nor keep this picture for your phone ? Make only you dey look am ? E bad ? If fayose see an now e fit go build for ekiti state where egunmogaji from come ...

EgunMogaji:
Are you running low on meds? Again?

I'll pound on you relentlessly as usual until you answer.

yes na . You when normal your head correct ? which villiage you from come bro ?i get one Yoruba gf make I know weda na your sister . E fit know you . Since you nor wan answer my question . Your head correct ? Yes or no ?

EgunMogaji:
Can someone please translate Azuhs incoherent lunatic ramblings to English?

since when trump enter as Yankee president I hear say you don rub bleaching cream ? Na only your tongue dem go take know say you be Yoruba boy . Pure afonja . Dey decieve your followers .

EgunMogaji:
And like I asked, are you running low on meds again?

na today you know ? But your head correct ? I wan know .

EgunMogaji:
That reminds me, I need to BBM with you, I want to carry iborun on top one matter

come na Nigeria I dey which one be BBM ? As you fat any how so you nor go too get sense , secondly you come still go dey Yankee . Your brain fit still dey November 2009 . Wake up na 2017 wan finish so .

3strikes:
Na Azuh u won carry slippers flog?
Make una take am easy o....

na one black American from ogun state . Na your brother abi ? 3strikes abi watin be your username , why you choose that kind username ? You dey fight devil?

EgunMogaji:
Are you running low on meds? Again?

my guy my guy , you don stay yankee come forget naija culture . answer my question first i have something to point out to you ... you head correct ?yes or no?

EgunMogaji:
Running low on meds are you?

Before you were immigration expert, now you're a psychologist.

answer my question ; your head correct ?

AngelicBeing:
Trash from you as usual, from been an immigration expat, to owning a dilapidated kangaroo bungalow, to seeking admission with ND for a degree program to looking for visa to travel to Europe, you are definitely a confused guy looking for cheap attention, after this reply to you, l will not dignify you with another conversation except when I am in Nigeria again, I will invite you to mop my house and weed the grass, now buzz off and go seek for a physician to prescribe medication for your schizophrenic crisis, nonsense

for your mind you dey speak English ?go and pay your debt before I expose you . If you like change name for here I know your real name .

EgunMogaji:
How can he?

Even my Wife who joined me here 4 years ago is now a US citizen.

if your wife na citizen e nor change anything say your head nor correct ? abi e correct ?

AngelicBeing:

back to sender .buhari pant fall on you. tinubu mouth odor will be your portion.

AngelicBeing:
The dog belongs to me

good you self Na matured dog . I am not surprise .... Pls my fellow Nigerians , where is our president ?

[quote author=EgunMogaji post=59431082][/quote]my guy trump never carry you come back naija ?

44chux:
Azuh is back!!!
Hurray

How is the chicken pillar bungalow?

na the chicken piller I go take break your head !!!

[quote author=EgunMogaji post=59388046][/quote]talk to your mate !!