₦airaland Forum

AngelicBeing:
Hian, you have started again

who get this dog self ?

44chux:
Some persons like Azuh type in a certain way just to be funny.
Others are results of auto-correct and multi-tasking combined.

But for a select few, it's simply because they struggle to speak good English. And except they were trained in a non-english-speaking country, it means they have no formal education.

me and you Na mate ?

Same thing happened to me . But my friend that had 6million in his account got his visa ,with same info I submitted . Just load your account upto 10m . Then plan your trip letting the consulate how much you intend to spend in your cover letter . But you can as we'll join the forum and read from people's mistakes here on nairaland then try again next year . Ndo .

guy dont waste your time on super apeti it will make you add useless weight , youre stressed and your brain is really working over time , eat more of chocolate , or before you go bed , buy 50 naira milo , dont add anything to it , mix it with water and go to bed , thank me later .

Watin concern Oni wife inside ? Shey her husband dey beat am ?

pressplay411:
Only criminals and politicians hate EFCC, which are you?
Kindly look up the word hustle in a dictionary. Rap music bleeped u up.

average Nigerians are thief criminals but stealing with guns is condemned . Politicians are what ? Don't go and make money be suffering and smiling .

Nigerians are not smart . That's why people still fall for EFCC . They're hustling just like you , they will arrest you , take the money and leave you alone ... Maka why ?

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churchill never loved tonto because i cant leave my omalicha , tomato jos for anyone . time will tell .

yoruba girls , is it clean ?

This man still dey fresh inside jail . If he has A good lawyer forget it . This case is just minor' where's the video that he kidnapped those victims ? No bank or electronic trace" he might tell them in court that's he's under Durace and he said everything out of fear . This country if you nor wise . You die we'll .

hilroy:
Simi good musically but not that pretty

lol I love her .leave her alone . She will show that thing when her voice gets old . Make she dey chop first you hear ?

My

Who will vote for Buhari in 2019 ?

He's healed in Jesus name .

He thinks he's the president don't worry Buhari will rush back home soon and continue his wicked ways .

But once you speak Good English they will run away . I remember my encounter with them . They stop me at bode Thomas and first was your a criminal Me : with your father? SARS : I will slap and beat the hell out and nothing will happen. Me : tell that to touts " no much words need . SARS : where are you coming from ? Me : gon ask your father I have my freedom as a Nigerian and who's looking for me ? SARS : big slap on my face . Me : I returned it and said we can die here and it's two fighting I wasn't saying much . The team leader asked me what's wrong with clean simple English . I deserve your protection or nothing . SARS : what do you for a living Me : non of your business . SARS : let him go he's a fool Me : like your father Till today once they sight my car the next thing is let him go . Nigerians won't die if they stand for their right . P:S my lawyers always told me if you don't look for trouble you will never be bold enough to handle police . Those people are scared just like normal citizens don't ever let them intimidate you but don't talk too much . Just be calm .

I once meet this feller at Las Vegas . He's 100 % street . He picks and do all sort. But cover up with acting . All the street guys reading this . Don't ever give up . Keep hustling untill the pay day .

AngelicBeing:
Azuh, Azuh, l dont see you again in property section, how far with that your bungalow, have you corrected the pillars

your mate ?

Trying to please God by all means .he belong to failed administration ... Buhari failed us more than Jonathan did . I don't know who to trust anymore .

Tough one . I rep ma hood . Wiz baba ...

Buhari has ruined this country to zero ? Please Moses can you marry my sister ?i can arrange everything dawn . Meanwhile Campaign is going to start few months from now . Pls Nigerians run away from bad politicians like tinubu , obasanjo they're in for their own personal interest .

Excuzeme:
If l were you, l will just press that IGNORE Button on newer electronics!
Idleness can be punishing like a slow, painful death and clowns are allowed to 'stroke each other'!


And about preaching the Gospel..l hope you do not collect Tithe, five times per session or use it on Otobo and Danniella!


BTW: I had Email communications with lastpage a few weeks back and he mentioned in passing that he was (his words) 'banned by same foolish MOD" till sometime in September or so" cant remember exactly.

what are you talking about ?

sonofLuci:
Oboi yahoo is the way forward.

The Nigerian government has failed the lazy youths.

I hate to say this.

if maga pay you money . You nor go collect ?

3strikes:
What did I miss O ?

Where is lastpage?
Excuzeme
Brabus (which moniker is he using now) Next2your$?
Azuh
Crayola master
Fastshipping

Lets spice this thread up a little.

see I have been busy preaching the gospel about failed government . Pls vote for me as president of online . Nor ask me watin I mean . I dey practice madness since February oh .

cnnamoko:
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God of Mexico . Those , those Tlip , Ttoto . Sorry I mean Tboss "The reason why I keep voting for Efe like no mans business is out . Nigerians please join me thank almight God . She should wait for big brother Romania .

slimjosh43:
I have issues sleeping they said I should see a psychologist or psychiatrist

get melatonin and enjoy . Not a sleeping tab but you will always sleep more . Physcho will only give you floutine

PUSH1:
Seconded

nothing like cabal Buhari brought his madness from daura to treat everybody like trash so everybody is ready to Hunt him back even me cos my duty next year is to make sure nobody campaign or vote for him . Anybody that does that will be stoned to death . He will live long to regret .

optm:
if i say u no get sense, e go b lyk say i dey insult u....bro try get some sense.....na advice i dey giv u

lol . Some can't eat carrot again ? All these gay on nairaland . My yash is covered with blood of Jesus . Una nor go see me .

optm:
bro sorry o bt u exude ur ignorance wit confidence.....stop misleading pple ....

shut up . I've used what I am telling people . It's home remedy . Don't quote me again bastard .

Dvicman:
I don't need to google it. M a medical professional. Blurred vision can be a symptom of alot of eye defects ranging from cataract to mere dirt in the eyes. A doctor assessed you and discovered your problem wasn't serious and prescribed carrot for you, it could have gone both ways, he could have diagnosed you with cataract, photophobia, etc. It could have been serious buy thank God it wasn't. U did the right thing by going to a specialist to be diagnosed, that mere close your eyes and read he asked you to do, he spent six years in school learning it , learning how to know when something is wrong and when everything is okay plus all the years after school acquiring experience. You went to him, when you could google the magic of carrot and obtain it for yourself and now you want to prevent OP from doing the right thing. Remember if he follows what you have asked him to do and something goes wrong, be bold to accept that you mislead him when he opens a thread about something going wrong with his eyes.

shut up your dirty mouth . Blurred vision occurs when the eyes is stressed or not getting enough sleep . I said it happened to me . Thausands has loosed thier site because of eye drop . Carrot stops pain in the eyes and clears blurred vision . I am talking from experience . She can try to eat carrot is it a bad thing to eat carrot? Dump ass like you . Let her buy carrot and eat first and testify . Ode . Go to hospital you will see it on their television . What carrot does . If you're around ikeja go to general hospital and see it there . Mumu .