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sexy love in my bed last nite,

porn-ography



wet

I miss u in my pants,

sexy love by ne-yo. i so totally love it!

i dont ask 4 much in a man.
he only has 2b:
tall
rich
funny
sexy
single
strong
good-looking
smart
romantic
charming
warm
sweet
sensitive
clever
athletic
kind
generous
punctual
sincere
and of course willing to serve me ice-cream in bed 4d rest of my life all these amongst other things.


j/k

dont kno if to think dat it's such a heinous crime to be so confident in ursef such dat u tell it 2 whoeva cares to listen witout giving a hoot.
or
if it's wrong to express ursef howeva u feel witout holding anything back, in dis era of democracy.

all in all i love nairaland n its democracy
peace!!!!

omg!!! dis is such a gr8 laff . it's amazing how interesting war of wrds cud b'cum. lol.

i love myself cuz i'm [b]me, myself n i, [/b]no one else.

windywendy:
Dude, you no fine abeg go siddon somewhere , don't even get me started on your big googles and big nose , What makes you think you're handsome sef

o c'mon gurl! be easy on d guy,

kaecy5:
na lie ooooooo, peopl that say beautyu is inthe eye of the beholder are trying to console themselves just as people would say ugly girls are nice

come to think of it is taribo west no ugly to all concern?
and pople should stop calling ugly people nice people, any body can be nice infact every body can be nice. lets call a spade a spade and not a shovel.

it cost even less to marry a beautiful girl. if u doubt me go out there and try out this line
guy walks to beautiful girl, hello how na i wish we could go out some time, beautiful girl replies hmm ok i would think about it but not just now.

then try this
guy goes out to meet wowo girl , i know say u wowo lets go out some time, hmm gil shout - u no go mind yourself na every girl u see u go talk to

in conclusion wowo girls are always agressive when u woo them but beautiful ones know how to turn u off nicely
or can't u be man enough to win the heart of a beautiful lady so much so that she can't even look outside even when all the men in the world are after her.

my fatehr called me and my brothers to a meeting after my mothers passed on , and told us all he wont want to see a wowo girl in his house, because they are even more expensive and i have come to find out why

hahahahahahahahaha. u r such a clown

born n bred in lagos; i'm frm idanre, ondo state.

mazaje:
what nonsense . u guys should stop spreading cheap lies, is jesus a stature? rubbish thats an idol and its not supposed to be there in the first place so go and bring better stories and paste here this one is not interesting, nonsense.

word!!!

gigitte:
na wah oh. bush people lol
is this the first time you are hearing of a weeping statue?

anway it might be a prank or nature playing up, reports will be made to the vatican and then vatican scientists will come and check out the statue together with a devil's advocate to determine whether or not the statue is really weeping blood. usually most of them aren't but a number really do. the site if confirmed will probably become a shrine

u cudnt be more right!

besides, how in God's name is a statue supposed to bleed 4 our sins? n as 4 d end times guy, well all d signs were clearly stated in d book of revelations n i dont think i've come across any of such.
for God's sake!!!! Christ is not a statue and His 2nd coming does not include "bleeding statues". so abeg go find work do jare. .

peace!!!

oh!!! really nice. makes me wish i was in love,

@ davidylan. do u kno any university right there in d US where offering oil and gas in masters? pls lemme kno if u av any useful info.
thx.

hi. anyone kno how i can get a grad schl in d US offering oil and gas (masters). i've tried several times n avnt gotten anything gud. anyone wit useful links or sites shud lemme kno. pls, thx.

hey guys!!! jus got this n thot i should share it wit y'all. they may not exactly depict who u truly r but hey, u pro'ly didnt know yourself(ves) as much as u thot u did.

so enjoy!!!


Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir tree
Jan 12 to Jan 21 Elm tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypress tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar tree Aug 05 to Aug 13 Poplar tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 Cedar tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 Pine tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weepingwillow tree  Sep 03 to Sep12 Weeping willow tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 Lime tree
Mar 21 Oak tree Sep 23 Olive tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 Hazelnut tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan tree Oct 04 to Oct 13 Rowan tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 Maple tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 Walnut tree
May 01 to May 14 Poplar tree Nov 12 to Nov 21 Chestnut tree
May 15 to May 24 Chestnut tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 Ash tree
May 25 to Jun 03 Ash tree Dec 02 to Dec 11 Hornbeam tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 Fig tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig tree Dec 22 Beech tree
Jun 24 Birch tree


Apple tree (the Love) – quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash tree (the Ambition) – extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs, love and much emotional support.

Beech tree (the Creative) - has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit.

Birch tree (the Inspiration) – vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar tree (the Confidence) – of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often, impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut tree (the Honesty) – of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be easily irritated, sensitive of other’s feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood sometimes, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress tree (the Faithfulness) – strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn’t necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants, love and affection, hates, loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm tree (the Noble-mindedness) – pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humour, practical.

Fig tree (the Sensibility) – very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradictions or arguments, loves life and friends, enjoys, children and animals, a social butterfly, great sense of humour, likes, idleness and laziness after long demanding hours of work, has artistic talents and great intelligence.

Fir tree (the Mysterious) – extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful, can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those, close to them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented, unselfish, few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn’t want foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut tree (the Extraordinary) – charming, sense of humour, very demanding but can be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics,
popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has, a precise sense of judgment and expects completes fairness.

Hornbeam tree (the Good taste) – of cool beauty, care for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual partners, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime tree (the Doubt) – intelligent, hardworking, accepts what life dishes out but not before trying to change bad situations to good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not enough time to use them, can become a complain, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple tree (the Independence of mind) – no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak tree (the Brave) – robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, doesn’t like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive tree (the Wisdom) – loves sun, warmth and kinds feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense, of justice, sensitive, empathizes, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine tree (the Peacemaker) – loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly In love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar tree (the Uncertainty) – looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean towards philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership very seriously.

Rowan tree (the Sensitivity) – full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut tree (the Passion) – unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping willow tree (the Melancholy) – likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love till they find that one loyal steadfast partner, loves to make others laugh.

not 4gettn Lenny Kravitz, creed, the all american rejects, Evanescence!!!(how cud i av 4gotten), sting, nirvana, n lots more.

gospel rock : gosh!!! i feel d music in d core of my being, Barlow girl(mirror-my favourite), jars of clay, third day(i so totally love dis track -offering), john reuben, relent k, plumb, seven places, switch foot, n so much more. cant jus remember any more.

peace!!!

oh!!!!!!!! rock, i love rock n soft rock does it 4 me,
frm avril to kelly c, hoobastank, nickleback, U2, a lil of green day, a lil of linkin park, coldplay, fall out boy,

hear ye hear ye!

d game is goin swing in 1 UNITED's way no doubt.

dont u gooners eva get tired of beating MAN U wit words of mouth n failing on d pitch? c'mon who r u guys kidding? jus face up to reality n accept ur fate, aii!

peace!!!!!!!!

dukforever:
Too much talk about this Mourinho.I think he was born a talkative and has nothing to do with the fact that he is a coach of chelsea. with all the talk he ought to have won the champions league like three times.Well lets give him some time I hope he just doesnt run out of words or get too old so that the champions league now has a new name. Let him keep talking, he must just be lucky in 10 years time

well said man!

i never used to hear so much bout this "great Chelsea" a few years back up until Mourinho n now all d "Mourinho's slaves" r jus jam-talking like as if being a champ is all about slim scorelines (as par last season) or winning 2premiership titles wit no CHAMPION'S League in d books. Chelsea is all but a parade of stars dt'll crumble wit time. let's jus see what they av in d works this season n hope dey bite their tongues.

MAN U 4 life!!!!!

welcome gurl! av fun aii!

coke(coca cola), i'm jus so crazy about it n cudnt go a day without it; music; my

cellphone ,

hey! mine's 17th n almost everything there is so very not me!!!

seen it b4 n is still so funny 2me. lol.

hehehe niiiiiice

uh oh! hilarious!

nice
lol.

@ SAM MILLA
he he he. nice lol.

nice one seun. really funny.
takes a healthy sense of humour n some intellect 2 appreciate d joke.

oh pls ncpat, do continue i beg of u!
thx a bunch