Even person wey no go school dey claim "enlightenment"

advanceDNA:
I'm sorry oooo....But why will u go to college and graduate with a bad grade

........it's not a case of everybody cannot get good grade.... because there's actually enough room on the good grade level for everybody.....

He definitely did the right thing, I had to call off my 3years relationship after discovering she's also a lesbian.

It's heart wrenching 💔 😢 I must say

NIMC made a mistake in difference of 24th April instead of 25th April on my biodata, for over 2months even after payment, I'm still yet to get it corrected.

This simple modifications are things we should be able to do from the comfort of our homes as long as u've got all necessary documents sorted out.

Nigeria still got a long way to go, Nigerians are the problems of Nigeria 🇳🇬.

There was a country....... SMH in disbelief

My crush don born 5, I'm not the father

If u'll be going on "work visa", its a + for u compared to what u earn over here in 9ja.




My 2cents

If she calls u "big head"


Smile sheepishly cos u're da man

Forex.....

And u are so proud saying this rubbish, obviously u ahve nothing up stairs, else u should understand a relationship is about two adults working together to support each other. If ur man can't provide for ur luxurious fantacies, why can't u provide for him n live on peace n Harmony. U're obviously a misguided teenager living a life of fairy tales

Pls wake up to reality n grow up...... U're getting too old for this shit..

Jennyclay:
Why recording and posting it online?? Is not as if he’s faithful either . Nigerian Men are really childish . The idiot even said he’s feeling like God . Mumu!

You don’t give your girlfriend money, you don’t take her out on a romantic date, you nonsense men don’t even care about her well being and you want to experience faithfulness and true love . You foolish men must be joking!!

I’ve said it, if I can’t get enough money, sex and true love from my man, I’ll look else where. No time!!

Shior!!

Bruv, visit the basketball 🏀 court more often, u'll understand u ain't tall enough.

Walk around in all confidence n elegance cos its u n nobody should ever make u feel less

I'm 6"3 n I'm freaking proud of it.....

[color=#000099][/color]Cock lives matters

Ah, even ontop grand pa grave, i no sure say u fit get cure o cos grand pa go don swear for u from yonder

nairagenone:

The bolded is his problem, trying to entice women with money.
In this day and age where multiple women are crying on the internet daily for lack of husband, have you ever seen a man cry on the internet for lack of wife ?
Albinos, hunch back, handicapped men are all getting married even dwarf men are married to taller women, so if a man says he is unable to find a wife, he is either looking for a class that is above him or he has unrealistic expectations.

U are too wise to live amongst us, pls go to Pluto

Good response bruv👍👌

Nemesis0147:
go timber shade….
All those people wey Dey buy wood or furnitures….you go Dey carry am they do their destination

@OP, take this advice seriously n considerably. Trust me it's the best yet cos the festive period is setting in n lots of ppl are most definitely making purchases here n there.


My 2cents.

3 years ago....... I'm not proud of it but it is what it is.....

I experienced all



Good ol days

100smile:
Baba, anything wey mk u pull the boxer abeg nor wear am again till u wash am

Exactly 👍

BloomingDale:
Nigerians too ugly. Haba na!!!

I checked your profile. I must say, I'm disappointed by your parents.

Chizzy7890:
I traveled to Togo against my parents wish in the year 2021 for a greener pasture I left behind my 3 years old daughter with my parents , although the reality I have seen in Togo was not as expected, but I was at least working and sending something home to my parents.

Communication was less because I couldn't afford to calls more often. I returned back home this august the 7th and my daughter was nowhere to be found.

My parents first lied to me that she was with my mum's sister that they will send someone to pick her up but to no avail. So myself I went to my mum sister house and my daughter wasn't there and she doesn't know where she was.

I asked my parents over and over again all I could get is insults from my dad , he is angry whenever i bring the subject and my siblings are not cooperating and they've refusing to tell me the truth.

I am sick and tired of asking and no getting any answers I am trying to be calm to avoid disrespecting my parents but I am loosing patience.

So many things is going throught my head I will have no option but to take things into my own hands and hurt my dad the outcome may be deadly ,

Please no insult how do I handle the situation without disrespecting my parents or do you think I should take the matter to the police ?

Involve law enforcement agencies

Do not lay hands on anyone as it can be used against u as the case progresses.

SporaD8:

How is that even possible?!
Physical Signature is as important for personal authentication as e-password is important for digital access.
As an Adult, even a full-time SAHM, you'd be mandated to sign a fair share of documents - either for official or transactional purposes.
I have two sets of signatures, one strictly for official settings and the other for informal settings.

ur wisdom choke

#wisdom

Men are not the reason u aint successful in life, take your frustration on ur ancestor.

Also; Candidlady, u've never spent a dime on yourself cos u can't even afford it. Allow ladies that earn a living to brag about this, after drinking in that bar, u will still send the bill to any unlucky guy to pay ur bills.

Wake up n make a honest living, ranting on Nairaland isn'ta gold mine.

Candidlady:


Super nice


Nothing like hairy armpit, mouth odour and Even body odour around you... Just you and your girls



Amazon Acres that's what we need

GanagiBitrus:
I just dey imagine if to say Naija get common border with UK or with USA.

Guy😂😁 if that was the case, US n UK go dey receive us every minute of the day😁😁😁. Dem go don lock n build walls around their borders sef. 9ja to the world 🌎.😁😁😂😂

DevilishMan:
I come on Nairaland and create a bad thread about them.

Your friend spoke the truth bruv, women are naturally competitive in relation to fellow women.


Fear that gender

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

"Women's cruel nature towards thier fellow gender "



Their brutality and inhumane is second to non

You hardly see we men do this shit on the field

A female friend don first tell me before say the reason why women dey do expensive hairstyle nor be for we men say na to pepper their own fellow women
That 98 percent of men don't know expensive hairstyle in the head of a woman

Congratulations are in order, do well to maintain good grades till graduation.

Further more, be psychologically prepared for the real hustle after graduation despite the good grades. I studied pol. Science, graduated with CGP 4.6 but my uni cert never paid my bills. I'm a cyber security professional with executed jobs and professional certification to go by.

Trust me on this, start building your career prospects right from this minute as Nigeria will keep happening to graduates.

Acquire skills i.e tech skills so as to survive the challenges of reality u are yet to experience.

Wishing u all the best in life. Congratulations ones again.

TimFisher2:





Is not poisonous


Sometimes I allow it to bite me just to get high


Including centipede, termites and black spider


There is this feeling of sensation and ecstasy you will derive from the bite.


Pls note that it is very addictive... But avoid scorpion ooo

wtf, are u ok

I concur to these submissions, it makes more sense than the subject matter

advanceDNA:
Learn how to cook better food...mba!!! ..... you say "i am a feminist..my husband-to-be should also go and learn how to cook to satisfy me"....

But u sabi only snake in the eagle and hold burglary style.... the sex seff...u are always tired, asking him "is it food"

Okay naa..food matter don come...now u are crying and hating on another girl that can cook accusing her she wants to crash your home.... nothing should happen to that poor girl ooo...

CJN of modern Nigeria. I greet u sire

Owontime:
This case will drag on till the end of Tinubu's second term,judgement will be given in 2031,Obi will lose and head to the supreme court who will delay it till the end of Shettima's second term in 2039. The case will be thrown out in March 2039 after a South South politician has been elected president, Gringory Obi who would be 79 years old by then will die of a heart attack when he finally realizes that an IPOB man will never be the president of Nigeria and motor park touts will be sleeping with his wife just like the wife of his fellow IPOB -Ojukwu the coward.

immortalcrown:
Chei! May his soul rest in peace. Apparently, the grip on his manhood pained him seriously, caused him to fall and his head hit a hard surface.

But wait oh! How was he dressed and posed for her to have had a good grip on his manhood? Which type of woman of her age will go for his manhood? Could it be she did it because he was beating her mercilessly and no other means of defence for her?

Good question.

Bros ur mama na virgin, your sister na virgin, ur female relatives na virgin?😒

I still know virgins who engage in anal sex, would u refer to those as "virgins"?. I still know many hookup ladies with a very functional marriage.
Focus on improvingyoyr life n leave virginity for virginia🙄🙄

jeromestarks:
Rush.
Some men who couldn't be patient enough to marry a virgin woman will soon wish the rush out of their marriages when the odour of over used pvssy wants to kill them.




Some girls have not sang a note except the notes the made to a penetrating did!ck.

These white soldiers must have heard and scored Arya stark song before they could perform it. No one has heard of some girls but they have sang "harder, harder! Harder!!" to many d!cks.

Never let a woman who have moaned to many d!cks retire into your home or else you will regret ever getting married.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, take the pains to find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman than to marry any of these readily available girls and suffer in your marriage. Be wise.

Only a virgin woman can call herself a rare gem because virgins are truly rare. Marry a rare gem and experience the rare happiness in marriage.

There's nothing rare about a girl who have been fvcked and mounted by many men. That's a common gem and you know that common things don't have value. Marry a woman with value!

I assume u sent yours in return, do u consider yourself a husband material after sending your nudes to her?

Life is simple. Funny enough, this lady in question is doing this cos of how she feels about you and possibly she isn't sending such to other guys.

What about aunty Mariah the choir mistress with the record of fucking all the new choir masters. Would u consider her cos she's holy in the eyes of the world.

Its obviousthe OP favourite color is RED. OP be a man n stand ur ground, do not give her the money for abortion n also do mot marry her, im not saying im perfect but for the person i intend to spend my life with I'll be willing to adjust a lots of things......

Romanoff:
God is trying to save you from marrying a walking red flag (going by all what you wrote) but the red flag just dey sweet you, you just want die there.

Well, you can't force her to keep the pregnancy. Let her do what she wants and move on with your life.

Your mama prayer dey work no be small.