Pwettylinda:
Chai

Afonja doctors are very mad

Why do you do that

This is really sad why na.

Ethnic heroes will be coming for you soon���.

siofra:
I told my boyfriends before we started dating that they must take the role of a provider to date me and they are taking their roles seriously.


Never settle for less, sis

With this statement above, its obvious ur mum never brought anything to the table of your father hence the reason u are going around with this "entitlement mentality ". No reasonable man wants a liability. Wake up n be useful to ur very unlucky set of boyfriends.

You are simply being used.

Naturally two adults attracted to themselves would get turned on at the slightest sight of each other. I'm not saying y'all should have sex like rats though.

Flee from her now that you can, else she'll trap you with "I'm pregnant for you" syndrome soon, u would have to pay child support added to the already overated chores you need to do daily.

Be wise this year 2023.

Most of their prayers are already answered, no need for constant prayers n fasting.

Samsung S20 ultra

12GB Ram/ 126ROm.
Selfie camera 45mp,
back camera 100mp.
Nano sim/eSim.
Wireless charge.
6.9' full screen.
Color= cosmic black.

Sorry for your loss bruv.

May the souls of the departed find rest with the creator, Amen�

I saved my sanity

Godwin Emefiele used Snapchat filter��� n billions of naira is gone����

Carcholce:
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You must have contributed to what killed him.
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Vawulence

Nothing spectacular here, its a normal occurrence this days.

Farouk was my classmate through high school, he has always been an ambassador for social justice.

I pray he does better than the rest.

This is a sad experience, so sorry bro. May the good lord grant answers to all your silent prayers.

UselessBuharist:


I’ll just make it brief, I was in my early 20’s, my friends talked me into the journey but I didn’t know they were not travelling with us until the day we left Nigeria.

I didn’t have much information about the journey but because they told me it’s easy and fun I left Nigeria with them.

We were first held by rebels in the desert for 28 days, mind you I left Nigeria Feb 3rd 2009 and I got to Libya in March.

The owner of the uncomplicated building we were living brought the police to arrest us 4 days after I got to the house, some guys were arrested but i and some other guys escaped, we ran into the cemetery and slept there till 6AM.

I found a Nigerian who offered to allow me stay in his house, few days later I told him that I got a connection to cross to Italy and I will be living the following day.

The following morning this guy left the house and locked everyone inside, he returned in the evening with 3 guys, a Ghanian and 2 Nigerians. The moment he entered the house he pointed at me saying this is the boy before I knew what was happening they stated beating me asking me to follow them. I resisted and fought back, the landlord heard the noice, he came knocking so the guys quickly ran away.

The following morning this guy asked me to pay him $300 before he will allow me leave, I said you should have said that instead of bringing people to beat me up. Then I gave him the money and left his house to the camp from where we were to be taken to the sea side.

The same night we were taken to the sea side, when we got there we were ask to sit on the floor and not make noice, about 3 minutes later a small balloon boat came and was taking us 30/30 to the big boat, I was on the 3rd batch, few minutes after I entered the big boat, we saw boats coming towards our direction behold they were coast patrol.

The person that was to sail our boat told everyone that we will all die instead of him to allow the police arrest him then he zoomed off, the police chased our boat till they caught us when we were almost out of Libya territory.

We were arrested and taken to prison on Sunday and we broke the prison on Tuesday and escaped. We were chased all night……. Na long story bro I hope I get to document all that happened on that trip one day. I lost my left eye as a result of the beating I got from the guys that were invited to beat me.

Even the tech industry is adversely affected, lots of tech professionals are leaving the country on daily basis. Brain drain will definitely get to an alarming height in Nigeria.

Best advice with perfect results.

chatinent:
Can you do what I'll say?

If you can, snub her intimately for three months...don't ask, don't act like you do want, don't do petty intimacies. Allow her to herself. Don't quarrel or speak rudely to her tho..in fact, be more lovely and hypercaring...but don't agree to intimacies.

Don't act angry! Act very happy always...esp when you return.

Talk normally and more confidently.

She'll feel you're getting it outside and watch the magic. This will introduce a foundation for discussion and settlement...and everyone learning simple lessons.

This life na common sense.

Lastly, chief, in anything you are doing in this life, don't ever reject food.

ChangetheChange:
See the way Atiku is happy and smiling, he doesn't give a fuuuck about Wike's mad outburst and wailing.
Na Northerners even full the room.
And some delusional Tinubu zombies will brag and tell u that Tinubu will get more votes than Atiku in the North

I can confidently say this, the whole northern governors are rallying behind Atiku, even the VP is behind him.

If u are fortunate to have access to top-tier information, you would understand that Atiku has already swept the vote from the North.

loosecanon50:
There was a country

Indeed.

Thinkam:


I didn't enjoy anything, what even scares me now, she mentioned she wants to get married

And have a baby

So u are trying to chase her away from her potential husbands house, she goes nowhere. Her prayers are finally answered ������

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Elder, I hail thee

Entprys:
High poverty in South West. Only tinubu can deliver us

Your started well but at the end you amounted to nothingness. I sympathise with those depending on you.

Most definitely, you are right.

This government has TOUCHED the good mindset of the Nigerian youth, this government has TOUCHED the FDI enjoined by past administrations, this government has TOUCHED the existing functional academic structure which was in a fair state before this administration, this government has TOUCHED the brains of bandits and kidnappers to realise that the government cannot deter them from their exploitative evil shenanigans.

Yes, this government has TOUCHED the lives of average citizens in the most ridiculous manner................

#SMH

It's a brilliant and welcoming suggestion, experts suggested this to INEC during the 2015 general.

I hope INEC will buy the idea now as its argued that most Nigerians are illiterates, at least the image of their preferred candidate will serve as a guiding light.

Happy Sunday to all and sundry.

KillSars:
Na Madness dey worry am...

Werey go blow hin whistle by himself...
See how hin come gentle like youth pastor wey dey wait for ordination

The painful part is him never even pick for once o, yet him Don cast already

Asceleb16:
Me: i'm a professional nail biter and a competent pen clicker

Finger drummer, i do that unconsciously even at work.

Offpoint1:
Scratching my balls then sniffing it and passing out from the stench. It gives me this ecstasy like I'm in heaven basking in glory.

Bruv u ain't far from psych, check-in Yabaleft ASAP

emmyluizzz:
yes some months ago I came here to complain of my joblessness

some Nairalanders even mock me because I commented on some posts..I don't know. Im just happy. Is actually a security job at a Catholic church. The pay is very good plus accommodation and three square meal every day..

Thanking God

God bless your hustle.

Lesson to others; learn to speak up when u need help irrespective of backlash, no one will pay your bills except you.

onatisi:
sowore should team up with peter obi . he will be useful to obi campaign team

This makes lotta sense.

Just walk away, my candid advice.

It works all the time...........walking away �‍♀️.

Nyascobar1414:



Yea.. All Naija women are bad..

She just need to be with the right person, right situation and you will know that All women are like that.

why would u say "all 9ja women are bad"?.

U can't generalise such an ideology, if your mum is bad, that doesn't make everybody other woman bad. Be specific with your analysis pls.

TheDemola:
This man was never know in politics until their elder brother, Isiaka, who was formerly a governor and Senator, died. See fate

Just as the saying goes " one man's downfall is another man's opportunity to rise". Life can be full of surprises you know. God bless us all.

Your wisdom choke.

Wisdom follow u 2.4.7

God bless your good heart.

ajoguegbe:
If you are willing and obidient you'll eat the good of Nigeria. Let me paraphrase it. If you still can't get the message forget it you are condemned to end time tinubulation


Peter Obi has told you over and over that he's not desperate to win election. He's not a typical career politicians that can not survive outside politics. He has a thriving business with investment s enough for his children's children. It is for the sake of people like you who have no job that he is endangering his life to snatch the treasure from looters and create jobs

Pandev:
Omo, the dancing senator dey give us some hard times Sha. We still have hope. If we win, good. If we don't, we'll work harder in presidential election. APC is our party, we understand that in politics, you win some, you lose some. Whoever wins this election will do so with a slim margin

Bros how market?...