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Travel / Re: Update On Second Niger Bridge (Pictures) by b5ive(m): 11:07am On Jul 14, 2022
Nice view. Slow n steady progress.

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Education / Re: Strike: Enough Is Enough - Buhari Tells ASUU by b5ive(m): 10:49am On Jul 12, 2022
What's "enough is enough". ASUU is asking for about 20billion which is actually their statutory right of service. Last I checked, someone stole 80billion and we've heard nothing. Enough is enough indeed.

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Crime / Re: Esther Isaac Was Strangled In Abuja Hotel – Autopsy (Photos) by b5ive(m): 8:53am On Jul 12, 2022
Candidlady:
God will punish all the men in this world
Your father is a man, last time I checked. Shalom.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Presidency Is Tough, I Am Eager To Go by b5ive(m): 8:43am On Jul 12, 2022
Affliction shall not rise the second time.
I hope Nigerians forget you so fast. 2015 was a mistake, 2023 is an opportunity to correct the mistake.

#votewisely
#shunreligiouspolitics
#voteconscience
Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Tackles Daily Trust, Lists Buhari’s Achievements by b5ive(m): 8:15am On Jul 12, 2022
Garba Shehu is simply doing his job, the lies and theatrics is exactly what puts food on his table. Even a blind man can tell things got dangerously worse over the last 4years.

Nigeria be wise, say no to ethnic politics.

#voteP.O #VoteL.P

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Nigeria Cannot Afford To Make Mistakes In 2023 by b5ive(m): 8:09am On Jul 12, 2022
If he really has Nigeria at heart, he wouldn't claim Tinubu (his principal ) is the best choice, the muslim-muslim ticket is obviously a disrespect to the sovereign existence of Christians in the country. Buhari himself had said he is "eager " to leave the presidency, but the question is "what has been his contribution and solutions to the problems he promised to address" during the last general election.

If you won't do the right thing for yourself, do it for your loved ones. #Vote P.O #VoteL.P
Politics / Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Northern Elders Forum Lists 3 Things That Might Happen by b5ive(m): 11:33am On Jul 11, 2022
Masterclass32:
Tinubu, a man that once said he didn't believe in one Nigeria.

What changed?
Ambition changed his mindset, muslim-muslim ticket isn't a wise decision knowing thst Nigeria is religion conscious. 2023 is between P.O and Atiku.
Politics / Re: 2023: Obi’s Labour Party An Extension Of PDP — Sowore by b5ive(m): 11:26am On Jul 11, 2022
God1000:
It's about personality for me
2023 is between P.O and Atiku. Mark my words.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Supporter Displays Gun, Threatens Whoever Votes Tinubu, Atiku by b5ive(m): 10:20am On Jul 11, 2022
I would have taken you seriously if you criticised P.O constructively, for all i know; we all are Nigerians and what happens next affects us all directly and indirectly. Propagating hate wouldn't put food on your table, ill suggest you brilliantly criticised his candidacy constructively, that way we all can learn a thing or two from your self acclaimed rich brain. Shalom.
EfonAlaaye2023:
I'm not surprise his candidate dump igbo youths in oyi river through uc uwafor, imagine us entrusting our security in the hand of man that had never criticized his baby terrorist in East



imagine entrusting our social development in the hand of a man that make series of excused for youths that indulge in decadence, yahoo, ritual and drugs pusher, claiming they're doing that because there is no job or frustration. the same youths that get 2m, 4m, 6m from Yahoo but will rather buy cars, lodge in hotel, carry olosho, buy luxuries things for gf instead of investing among others



pretentious, political hooliganism, terrorist sympathizer will not be tolerated in Nigeria, in fact electing Pityobi in the future is like making Nigeria headquarters of drug pushing in Africa and a country that had highest fake drugs
Crime / Re: 07/07 - Nairalander Thanks God For Life After Escaping Death A Year Ago. by b5ive(m): 7:09pm On Jul 07, 2022
Zonefree:
You love the number 7 alot.

You survived last year 7/7
You came today 7/7 to testify
Your moniker has 7
The time you posted has 7

CIA suppose employ you for forensics n tracking o.

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Education / Re: Which Course Is Best To Study Among These by b5ive(m): 11:41am On Jul 02, 2022
adeoyekay:
Am a graduate of mass communication, I never regret of studying the course. It is lucrative and okay.
Your choice of words does not connote that of a graduate, pls read through again. Shalom
Politics / Re: Photos Of David Ukpo Nwamini, The 15-Year-Old Boy Ekweremadu Took To The UK by b5ive(m): 12:21pm On Jun 24, 2022
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kolamilan:
Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)

"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. Isaac Newton (1842)

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry." Adolf Hilter (1996)

"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence." Aristotle (1762)

"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any." Queen Elizabeth (1945)

"He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret." Abraham Lincoln (1864)

"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki' from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything." Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member." William Shakespeare (1788).

"Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria." Lord Lugard (1904).

"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a racist." Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).

"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder." chief Olusegun Obasanjo(1999)

"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has trust issues." Fela Kuti (1971)
." Have a great weekends friends!
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Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Know This Thing? by b5ive(m): 2:24pm On Jun 23, 2022
obembet:
Dear Elders brothers and sisters in nairaland, please what is the name of this thing and what's the work?

Devils beans.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by b5ive(m): 5:24am On Jun 22, 2022
mizz2posh:
Congratulations zazuh and wife. So far he won't wake up tomorrow and say he doesn't remember marrying anybody, drama king lol
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Celebrities / Re: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by b5ive(m): 5:22am On Jun 22, 2022
Mhizcontempt:
I pray he goes back to square one.. He does not deserve to be rich and famous at all..
God please bless me with this money so that I can teach people how to live good live..
Are u normal

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by b5ive(m): 5:21am On Jun 22, 2022
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SultanOfAbia:
Even Righteousness No get this kind Grace
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Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by b5ive(m): 11:29am On Jun 20, 2022
Experience they say is the best teacher, u learnt the hard way. Move on faster than the speed of light, e get why....... cheers bruv
Alaigbopress:
I came to this Forum to complain about how my Girlfriend always posts pictures of her ex on her Status and uses his pictures as her screensaver.

Here is the link to the thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7133811/girlfriend-keeps-posting-ex-pictures

After her explanations which looked like Truth. We moved on and I have to make a Counter post where I nearly insulted Nairalanders who came to my help with loads of advice to dump the Girl. Here is the link to the second thread I made which also made the front page.

https://www.nairaland.com/7138678/lost-girl-friend-followed-advice

Please Nairalanders forgive me for not heeding to your advice, and also the way I spoke to You guys. I am really sorry about that.

This morning I woke up again and went through her Status and saw another guy she posted on her Status. Jokingly I asked her if this is the Okechukwu (not my name) she is talking about and putting Love Emorji for because she has done that several times. So I was expecting her to tell me that the guy is her Cousin or a relation and to my chagrin she told me the guy is her ex and that she just loves the picture.

I now reprimanded and scolded her that I had warned her not to post anything ex both pictures or videos on her Status. That was when this same girl told me that it is over between us that I complain a lot bla bla bla.

WHY AM I WRITING THIS
I am writing this to advise my fellow guys.
Guys please You have to be careful with these girls, some of them are very heartless, wicked and very manipulative.

Today I am joining the Redpill Gang full time.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Dwight Schar: Inside £48million Superyacht Owned By US Billionaire (Pictures) by b5ive(m): 5:29pm On May 20, 2022
God bless your hustle, your silent prayers will all be answered soon. Amen�
Kizzygentle:
Omo... Me wey dey find how I go dey gym for statndard gym house, see were person dey use am like toy for inside yatch.. If God no bless me for this life, he Bleep up because I have really worked hard as a Nigerian from a struggling family.. No be wetin man go talk but if God truly exist as the scritprue portrays, then he has no choice than to bless my hustle.. I don't even need such money, just money to be able to take good care of my mum and build a family.. I am literally crying right now...

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Romance / Re: My Cheating Is About To End My Marriage by b5ive(m): 10:19am On May 13, 2022
Cassahav:
calm down love is real
What's left is for you to die for her, Jack for Titanic no do pass Lai this o. Maybe when u are dead n gone, u would understand that whatever u guys shared was long dead. Pls schedule a meeting with a psychologist ASAP. U need serious n immediate help.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Steps Out In Jalamia In Dubai (Video, Photos) by b5ive(m): 9:58pm On May 07, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Typical Afonja man looking dirty no matter how much you give him.

I wonder the condition of his boxers (if any).
Tufiakwa
This is so childish, Olamide is not the reason u ain't successful neither will tribalism enrich u. Hustle n pray hard bruv. Shalom.

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Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by b5ive(m): 3:57pm On May 06, 2022
TheManOfTheYear:
Who took this to front page? shocked

Oh no please.
It's worth it bruv, your experiences are serving as a guiding light to some people already. Big us�

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Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by b5ive(m): 3:49pm On May 06, 2022
RICHMAN247:
Is it possible for one to learn and grab Javascript and react within 3 months?
Mission Impossicant..........
Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by b5ive(m): 3:44pm On May 06, 2022
GitHub is a repository for programmers, the main aim is to allow developers round the world collaborate on projects irrespective of your physical location. I hope this makes sense
AnthonyAk:
What is ur GitHub?

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TV/Movies / Re: Village Headmaster Returns, Begins Sunday by b5ive(m): 2:45am On Apr 23, 2022
Good ol days, fun memories ���
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To ₦100 Million APC Nomination Form. Carpets EFCC by b5ive(m): 10:13am On Apr 21, 2022
In as much as I'm not an absolute subscriber to Renos' ideologies, looking at his agument objectively, he made some valid points here. Take your time to read in-between the lines.
LeoDeKing:
Reno omocriminal feeding his pigs with cud to chew since time immemorial.

Pretty sure if the form were to be 1k, the town crier would have come up with another set of delicacy for his brainless followers to masticate as usual.

Clown has been crying for the past 7 years to no avail, but it hasn't still down on him to have.
reappraisal.

Useless being with foolish subjects. cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Why I Prefer Reading News On Nairaland by b5ive(m): 8:00am On Apr 21, 2022
Nairaland is concise and entertaining, by default I wakeup every morning to get world updates from Nairaland. The comments, the keyboard wars, the tantrums n debates makes it all fun. Most time @work, I'll just log on to Nairaland to read comments n laugh my ass out.

God bless all Nairalanders.

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Education / Re: Delta State Students Protest Against Increase In School Fees (Pictures) by b5ive(m): 4:05pm On Feb 20, 2022
Most of the so called politicians benefitted from scholarships and free educations paid via tax payers money, now they are enacting laws n policies that won't allow these generation benefit from them. If this isn't witchcraft then i don't know what to call these wicked act.
Career / Re: How Much Was Your First Salary? by b5ive(m): 3:18pm On Feb 19, 2022
Computer operator(2007)

Salary = 7k��

We bless God for life.
Education / Re: What's The Funniest Nickname You Gave Your Teacher While In School? by b5ive(m): 3:15pm On Feb 19, 2022
Scratch card.

Our Vice Principal was always scratching his head n sometimes his balls.

"Scratch card" was a befitting name for him that year(2006).���
Romance / Re: I Can't Believe Malian Guys Look Like This (photo) by b5ive(m): 1:38pm On Feb 19, 2022
ghostboy:
that your father looks like that doesn't make all Nigerian men look like that, don't you think?
Eei God, bros pls calm down na���☺������
Romance / Re: Why Do Men In Their Late Thirties And Early Forties Easily Say "NO" To Sex? by b5ive(m): 9:35am On Feb 16, 2022
At that age, maturity sets in. @20ies your sex hormones are still very much proactive as u would want to explore every sexual fantasy. @late30ies you must have experienced a lot especially with females, your sex drive at these age is mostly minimal because now you are focused on career/business/growth and development etc.

Sex would most definitely be the least of your worries at this age because you can have it at your beck n call. There is a saying that "men dont crave what they already own", @early 40ies u must have achieved a lot in life so therefore its ok to say u can afford whatever u crave including women; in the case of an unmarried man.

Responsibilities, aspirations etc abounds, sex will most definitely be the least of your worries.

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Romance / Re: Help, My Roommates Hate Me So Much Because Of My Looks. What Can I Do? by b5ive(m): 8:41am On Feb 11, 2022
The earlier you leave that vicinity the better, don't allow your roommates push you into abrupt depression n possibly suicidal tendencies. You are still young, with time you will get to understand other peoples thought about you shouldn't deterine your state of happiness.

Pls be safe out there.

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