₦airaland Forum

12Monkeys:
I have known you for over 6yrs now and just like that moniker jesuslovesyou aka Buhariguy you are yet to make one single sentence/phrase devoid of crass foolishness

Your opinion of me doesn't pay my bills so it's useless to me.

Wiseandtrue:
Is this their definition of crash N4300 to N3,440

How much was it sold for before the emergence of Buhari

I don't understand, something you claim we have in abundance, why are we paying so much for it

This is the reason why Nigeria is not growing!

All government/APC policies are anti people! Infact, it hinders growth!

Don't worry, they'll soon come and dash you gas.

Bethel4Life:
Ok since 2015



Campaign gimmick

If you like, don't buy the gas and be saying "Campaign gimmick".

12Monkeys:
This is not 1984 and most of us in the saner parts of Nigeria prefer democracy to dictatorship.

Saraki is giving your Lords and masters headache not because he has guns or military behind him which he has not but rather what is keeping Buhari's goons and lynch mob like yourself at bay is the rule of law.

Sanity will prevail over madness, good will thrive over evil. Saraki will thrive over your satanic communist APC.

Yes, hide behind "Democracy" and "Rule of law" when it suits your warped logic.

I repeat, a lot of people like you still need koboko to reset your heads.

PDP supporters right now.

ZombiePUNISHER:
From killing in tens to hundreds

I see the improvements
Am an eye witness

Do you know Tashaku? He's responsible for killings in Benue and he was being sponsored by Gov Ortom.......he's back in PDP.

Do you know the Offa armed robbers that killed lots of people? They're Saraki's political thugs and Saraki is back in PDP.

Seems the killers are returning home.

Withdraw Saraki's security details, freeze his accounts and bundle him forcefully out of the Senate.

Lots of Nigerian politicians still need that treatment.

Ijaya123:
I'm not excited by any of the political drama going on. it is all about power play and personal gain for the politicians. Absolutely nothing for the common man.

I only pity all the online warriors wasting their energy and emotions on APC & PDP.

Anyone taking sides in these is nothing but a foolish being.

With you taking sides or not, it will determine your life.

israelmao:
If APC fields this man defection will stop from APC to another party and it will be other way round and all the political gimmicks and games will be done away with.Osinbajo has immense capacity to govern unlike Gestapo King.

Northern politicians will never allow that to work.

That guy's head looks like a Snapchat filter.

Very petty of him but I love it!!!

Reminds me of how one guy selling car magazines opposite that big church at CMS insulted me in 2011 that it's people like me that can never own a car that will be pricing his magazines.

Since then, I've driven past him in 2 cars i bought. I slow down quickly and when I get his attention, he thinks I'm interested in buying a mag but I quickly remind him, laugh and zoom off.

Yeah, I know it's petty but some people deserve it.

This Southwest really giving these eastern guys heartache.

They never focus on the development of their region, only how to plot the downfall of the southwest evonimically and politically.

Their pain is real.

Watch out for those beggers and petty traders that will flood the sidewalks to take position.

When the Govt tries to evict them, they'll scream "Victimization" and paint them as insensitivity to the plight of the poor.

omocalabar:
Who will obey order from house boy

Funny enough, Calabar is synonymous with "Houseboys".

iLegendd:
That is two pages of a book in the future. You won't understand.

Spend/give without expecting anything in return is the best way to earn respect.

I give gifts without expecting anything in return. I might not even pick up the call when they want to thank me.

I give females free rides without asking for their number in return......you need to see the look in their eyes when they realize you want nothing in return.......ultimate respect....not setting traps and stringing them along with inconsequential things like corn and pear.

Animals provide for their mates. Male Birds give gifts of worms, insects and rocks to woo their female mates......so what more a human being.

A male is supposed to be a provider, It's in the natural order of life.

iLegendd:
Oh! I forgot to say, "If you can't make a girl respect your ₦200, you can't make her respect your 2 million."

To nurture or train someone, you must start from the root, else, you may become violent at last. If you wait for your 15 years old daughter to have sex before you teach her sex education, all you'll teach after having a taste of how sweet sex is will fall on deaf ears. She'll listen and agree, but she'll do it again after some weeks or months.

Same thing with politicians. They have tasted how sweet and easy stealing public fund is, so even if you set up and organization called EFCC, they can NEVER stop stealing. Why? The foundation is faulty. A country can NEVER in this world be great under a faulty foundation. Same thing with relationships and marriages.

Imagine the four eggs story. The man refused to psychologically set rules on how she should behave in his house. Since he's a pastor, he felt God will take control of her behaviors if he prays about it.

Just the same way Nigerians think God will take Nigerians out of poverty. It will never happen. God only works with people who have a solid foundation. It's your job to build the solid foundation yourself, then God to fortify it after you're done building it.


God doesn't take control of sexual relationships of unwedded people, but marriages. You, as the man MUST be the one to take control from the first day you met the girl.

Most men don't know how crucial this first day is. They act too nice to show a first good impression, but they don't know they're caging themselves — I pity these men. They don't understand the game of courtship.

Since the girl isn't trained by the man to curtail her crazy behaviors, a little caution from the man made her to throw away the eggs.

No woman in her life can ever try that with a man who lays a solid foundation of respect from scratch. My girl is always scared to talk in front of me let alone disrespect me. Scared not because I'll beat her, but scared because the respect she has for me is too much. I treat her like a queen and fùck her like a bítch. This is to say, I treat her like trash. You won't understand what I mean by "trash."

This pastor got angry and slapped her because he felt disrespected. Foundation is key. If Nigeria must be great, then we must first lay a sound foundation and build on it.

The fault is from the pastor. He refused to lay the foundation and now her wings and ego have grown. If I tell a girl, hey, use only one egg, she'll immediately do that or beg to use two. That is respect which I have laid from the start.

Foundation is key. Nigerian men ignore it and think it's all about money and prayers.

Nigerian men chase money and prayers — instead of wisdom and focus. At the end, some parts of the prayers get answered, but they'll still remain in poverty because they lack wisdom and focus.

This is why Nigerians men keep running around chasing money — instead of making money chase them. When they're tired and depressed of chasing money and prayers, they'll start abusing God (or become an atheist) and the next thing will be to venture into crime or become a ritualist.

This reply is not directed at you, but an extra explaination to everyone reading. This to let your know that respect starts from a foundation. Politicians will never respect EFCC because there is no foundation.

Women will never respect nice guys or men who refused to lead from the start because there is no foundation. Good-bad guys lay foundation from the scratch and that's why women love and respect them. When they accidentally disrespect good-bad guys, they apologize with tears and regrets and the relationship picks up again. It's called "fun drama."

Men should be wise. Build a solid foundation and you'll earn a solid respect. Most men think building this solid foundation is by acting mature, beings responsible, and being nice.

This is why we write books to reveal how these things are done. If we reveal them for free on Nairaland, we'll be abused by clueless nice guys because it won't make sense to them — it's illogical while nice guys are logical in thinking.

Our website to get all our books is: www.shop.www.wetclef.com

Oga, N200 This story is too long naa.

iLegendd:
Lesson 2: don't spend on impulse because of a woman. Entertain her with humor — that is enough. When you feel it's right, spend on her. Don't be too stingy like me. #smiles.

The end.

Na so you write this long analysis how girl go respect you on top N200 corn.

deomelo:
They are too weak, incapacitated, mentally and socially dependent on Yoruba people to advance their own independent thoughts, freedom, liberty, hopes and desires.

....beats me why they think we give poo about their silly ipob or biafra worries.

In a way you can't really blame them.

Less than 100yrs ago, you were likely to get shot with a poisoned arrow by a naked Igbo man in the jungle while the Yorubas already had kingdom, were politically savvy and fighting wars.

The problem with the Southeast is that they look to the Southwest more than they do themselves.

Meanwhile, the Southwest don't really give a ratsass about what they're up to.

Donald95:
Better than skull mining.

Afterall they didn't spill blood





Mine is senseless but his own insult on my brothers is allowed nah?

E b like say you left your brains behind while growing up

We kill our skull miners once we catch them........you celebrate your drug dealers and give them chieftaincy titles.


Big difference.

shekauvsbuhari:
I care nothing about ur useless fayose.an apology of a governor, or the fulani ass-licking fayemi. My worry is the foolishness of a supposedly knowledgeable people like U selling their votes.On what locus would U fools stand to hold him to account 2moro?U should know U just voted in a worse thief.So Ekiti has no good candidate?

Yeah, yeah.......cry me a river

Your tears nourish me.

shekauvsbuhari:
I thought the yorubas are sophisticated. They are the dumbest tribe in this country afterall. How can they sell their votes so brazenly like that? And they say Ekiti is fountain of knowledge.Almajiris upnorth cannot even do so in such a brazen manner.

You're just another Igbo guy that's hurting because of Fayose's loss.......so you resort to typing nonsense but we all know you're in serious pain.

All these online polls sef.

Fayose won all his online polls but where is he today??

Tareq1105:
Ipobs are in pain. Your best friend and mouth piece in Oduduwa land has been tamed.

Fayose the terror of Buhari.

This Fayose's loss pain Igbos no be small.

The last Yoruba clown they adore has been kicked out so they have nothing on us again.

Anything or anyone they admire in the Southwest must be evicted.

oneast:
Stop blabbing. Are you not living in a mud house?

Are both of you licking each other's butts yet?....

oneast:
But he didn't lie. Are you not living in mud house in 21st century?

Good. Two mentally deficient individuals have located themselves.

Now both of you can hold hands and go lick each other's butts.

Schematics:
Oh you are not a villager but you are still living in mud houses and rustic roofs in ibadan. The joke is on you

The delusions in your head might be your reality..........but certainly not mine.

hesilo:
In Anambra election 5k dollars were shared yet igbos voted the person they wanted, just #5k and all yorubas sold out. Tomorrow dey would say igbos love money. Ndi agu

$5k dollars??

These people are bloody liars!!!!

TonyeBarcanista:
Like I always say,

After election is concluded the losers should either accept defeat or go to tribunal with whatever evidence they have instead of endless wails on Social media.

We supposedly lost the election in Ekiti according to official results but we will do well to approach the tribunal to seek redress since we feel aggrieved.


N/B: By "we" I mean PDP members.

This one has cross-carpeted soo much he had to highlight the side he's on now.

Schematics:
Show us the intersection as it is done in your own state.

I'm Not here to educate villagers.

chomchom1:
God bless my Governor... I know somePeople will never like this news.

When they call people like you "villagers" now, you'll be angry.

Roundabouts are currently being destroyed to build more effective intersections with traffic lights.....