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TheUpsetGirl1:
I work at a biscuit production company. I'm usually very busy at daytime so I. post things here only at night BTW I'm usually online in the morning (before 10am) but I don't create threads in the morning.. does mtn have a morning plan?? nothing justifies being broke.. your mates are out there hustling to make it and fend for their ladies and you're here exchanging words with a lady.. lazy dug

E be like say biscuit don dey worry you for head.

Jakumo:
Baba Mukaila na Idumota-trained panel beater, witi London degree all.

Even Pastor Adejale him private jet aero-plane sef, Baba Mukaila go fiti repair am, so far you don pay money when dem go take buy small Ekiti bitter-leaf to smoke and face dat work well-well.

Jakumo:
You are right, and come to think of it, the panel beaters at Owode Onirin can probably repair most of those crushed cars, although such refurbished vehicles would have to be classified in the category of those that no longer bear the imprint of the white man's hand.

Hmmm.....I'm not too sure oo.

When you hear the chassis is Aluminium composite with honey comb lattice made of carbon fibre designed with computer software honned in a high tech wind tunnel......you go fear.

When a Ferrari Enzo is crashed, it has to be flown back to Italy where it is x-rayed for cracks in its chassis.

Hotzone:
Still searching for the luxury cars....

There's an SLR Mercedes Benz with the gullwing doors, a Maserati and a Porsche GT3 in that pic above.

XML33:
Even though I'm not a Miracle fan, anyone who has watched the show would easily identify him as a heterosexual. Miracle is the most heterosexual person in the house. The dude is obsessed with sex and women's bodies. Gay men don't spy on_naked women. Gay men aren't eager to grab women's asses and waists at every opportunity they get. Miracle does all these things.

Sexual deviants and perverts act exactly the same way you described Miracle.

KushyKush:
It is nothing but a marketing strategy to drive attention to his business (which you just did)

You sabi wella.

Apartments on sale and it's still 3-d representation that's available for viewing.

Threebear01:
Lol ninnynanny so your celebrity is the person that writes about wanting to stool

Never have I seen such a disjointed story in my life, even the title that was meant to create a hilarious picture ended up being a hysterical joke

And he's not much of a looker either.

Safarigirl is a much better writer.

At least her stories gave me orgasm when my x folder was having poor connection

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Aguia:
Man you know nothing oh, did you ever grow around people who don't exude who they truly are? They are some very docile people if you get fooled by their appearance, you will be fuckd badly!

Let me tell you a true story that happened at Sam Ethan Ikeja, babe was mouthing off to a dude, dude was all clean fresh sneakers and all. But the girl looked hagged and all. But they both got called for engaging in verbal words and the girl in vernacular. So the teacher said they both slap themselves, then the dude being a gentle man gave her light slaps on her cheeks but the girl didn't, the girl gave him heavty ones. So the teacher sawit was unfair and told the guy to give her just one, dude landed her a very hot one that landed he at an hospital and blood coming out of her ears. The dirty hagged vernacular speaking girl turned out to be the daughter of a very refined air vice Marshall of the air force, the man had the whole base on standstill and demanded who was responsible for his daughter.

Point is, you don't just go slapping people over insults or aggressive, you remove yourself from such situation if you can't talk back but to get aggressive over insult? If that person collapse and dies from one slap you landed on that person do you know you are fucckd? Pr you think police will hear na she insult me first?

Guy There are circumstances you can enter get in a certain way in a smart way but over insult? No go try am oh. Some people lives are fuckd already they are looking for who to take down with them.

Guy, some people still need slaps in this Nigeria to reset their heads.

A dudes car got hit once and he blocked the whole road causing heavy traffic to express his anger........till a man calmly got down from his car, walked and asked him to move his car.....the guy refused screaming and insulting till the man lighted his face and he fell flat.

He calmly got up, entered his car and drove off quietly.

Aguia:
So its fear you are relying on?

You think you can just go around slapping people? Man get real abeg. I have seen a fresh clean babe insult the living shiit out of a thug, dude wanted to go rough on the girl come see guys dey warn the guy to ignore her. The girl can't match his strength but surely she was just a phone call away.... The girl was begging the guy to just lay a finger on her, just a finger. The whole garage clear one time!

Where your own stop na there some people own start.

The way a little kid on this forum says trash to all and sundry at the slightest issues is because there is no fear of repercussions.

Why do you think most people aren't as extreme as that in reality?

They know anything can happen.

Imagine being in a gathering and someone like Threebear is mouthing off.

I'll personally make sure he/she leaves that place jittery.

Yeah, and about that girl you spoke off trash talking, she wouldn't dare in my presence, appearing rich has a way of cowering people.....

AntiBrutus:
The best thing that'll happen to NL, is a function that shows who likes a post and also a dislike option. Once that is done, watch how trolling, insults, tribalism and cyberbullying will reduce greatly.

I believe removing that anonymous nature of monikers will turn lots of online tigers to kittens.

You'll be suprised how courteous Threebear can be once she realizes a slap can come out of the blues in reality.

Threeevilbears:
What I don't understand is why teddy a is a top contender?
Dude is not entertaining, he can't win anything, he clearly has no dreams, talent or ambition.
He'd rather smoke all day, drink like a fish and make a nuisance of himself?
Does anyone think teddy A would utilise this money well?
Sorry we can't waste money on a useless man that might develop kidney failure or cancer of the liver at any point.
Any one that looks at him will know he's not healthy. He always looks wobbly, flabby and drained of life. He's not yet old but he stoops .He favours one leg over the other a sign he's internally obese .

I just can't deal!

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Na you go drive the car last last.

Kingthreebear:

When I say I know this person, they call me liar ,when I say I did this and that, they call me a liar
Yet everything I say ends up happening.
How many times will i hammer it on you guys head that we are not and will never be on the same level.

I've already seen the results since Thursday

The thing about social media idiots is that they assume everyone is on the same level as they're.

Keep doubting, I'll keep proving you wrong.

That Your mumu level that's based on BBN, abi?

Zoharariel:
I hope you noticed that Daimler didn't make the top 10 strongest brands?

Renault made it though, you can have that.

I'll go for a Benz.

ngwababe:
The sting of this thing is something else, I believed the day wey this thing bite me!!!

For real, the day I was stung by one I couldn't believe the pain.

Nairalandtwins:
well there was a time I traveled and he stayed alone but he still called me to for financial support, it didn't change anything

You're his father now.

You have to teach him to earn. I'm sure he'll develop confidence when he makes his first pay, that will surely motivate him to hustle more.

Good luck.

Queenofhell:
Listen horror or honor of whatever it is you're called.... You know nothing about my personal life. The fact you think you can form an opinion about it because of nairaland makes me believe you're slow.
You are not on my level here or outside of here.... What you make in a year I make in an hour, so save your chronicles for your dusty dirty diary.

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thrillOG:
Lolzz..badt guy..I've not spoken to her since yday...she knew I saw something, cuz I just stormed out without saying anything...
She's been texting since yday..that I should come and let fix this..

Maintain that silence.

It's the best way to make her conscience ear her up.

Blackfyre:
I wonder if they are paid, perhaps they are being paid.

Even if they're being paid, it's definitely peanuts.

caukerzee:
We could argue all day that's true. Its all about perception. J. Cole has his highlights too
"Lost Ones"
"Breakdown"
"Crunch Time"
"3 Wishes"
"Let Nas Down"
"Wet Dreamz"
"03 Adolescence"
"4 Your Eyez Only"
J.Cole has so many stories. I can go on and on. What makes Cole stand out is the relatability. J. Cole connects with his fans at a level Kendrick can't. That's what makes Cole have have a very loyal fan base.

Kendrick is very good but honestly, he tries too hard and sometimes his music is noisy.

I switch it to a j cole track and automatically, I relax and get into that smooth groove.

Queenofhell:
Maybe you shaved your brain along side your bald head.
Because I can't grasp why someone would be so senseless.

Awwwww.....

Queenofhell:
Instead of worrying about her worry about yourself instead, what have you done lately?

You should be asking yourself that question.

Black Panther is a lovely movie but its really irritating how blacks are all of a sudden feeling they've "arrived" because of the cultural references in the movie.

It's white guys that helped portray your culture, shot the movie so appreciate the effort and stop wallowing in this show of shame.

[quote author=sukhothai post=65661205][/quote]c0ck sucker alert.

You no dey shame?

sukhothai:
that's just it.. Fun
fortunately some sadists and serious minded luminary don't see it so

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FrankGiel:
Did u see the fake watch
Bros u beat me to all these yabs.. Choi. I'm pained...
THE watch, the floor, the sandal, the phones reeks poverty...

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Papiikush:
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As trashy as the cheap sandals and faded tiles in your sitting room.

You suffering from some kindda disease? Why is one leg bigger than the other? Your picture reeks of poverty.

This is the person nairalanders are arguing with

Take what you said back!!!!

Its animal cruelty.

thatigboman:
madam, nobody has time for all these your long epistles naa. This is not mount zion. Haba. 2 or 3 sentences will be ok naa. This is not not olympics pls. Haba. All d time. Only u?

Na sign of mental issues.

FrankGiel:
Threebear criticizes Nina, nothing happens..
Other people critic Nina, the children of hate come alive...


Threebear is their god...

Jobless mofos have a way of locating themselves.

They then elevate the emptiest noisemaker out of their gathering as their exalted leader.

It's a natural occurrence.

As a wise man once said " Never underestimate the power of daft people when they gather in numbers".