₦airaland Forum

suffering:
Many Nairalanders claim to be Dangote’s superiors and so called globetrotting billionaires. From being here for almost twelve years I can confidently proclaim “millionaire no dey Nairaland.” Don’t worry, the name means nothing but a playful moniker. I love the fact I get almost two hundred mentions daily. The average Nairalander lives in abject poverty. Suffering is a staple of the vocabulary here.

"Millionaires no dey Nairaland" You're soooooo wrong.

You'll be shocked at the status of some people here. Dregs are the larger population but rich folks are well represented here too.

If the Taliban have working brains, they should be wondering right now....."Are we that messed up that hundreds of thousands of citizens don't mind risking their lives trekking through deserts and hanging on planes to escape us"

ajl:
Most of them are terrorists sympathizers in the first place. That's the reason they gave up easily. It's like what's going on in northern Nigeria. Many of the northern elements in government and military are terrorists sympathizers or themselves secret members or sponsors of Boko Haram.

Exactly!!!!

Some people keep hiding their heads in their butth0le to justify the insecurity they're breeding in their region.

urbobo20:
Even after as governor of Lagos State u still dey destroy dey go

Are you a mechanic??

The Afghanistan army are very stup1d to have all these equipment and arsenal but still lost to Talibans in Hilux trucks.

I guess the Taliban needed it more than they did.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Bunch of fuckkkers trying so hard to make us believe taliban are heartless and bad

Those of us with a good sense of reasoning say hell no to this America bullshit

Guy, with this your yankee swag, if Taliban catch you, dem go first naked you before dem start to beat you.

wman:
Liquorose is fine.

Those arms look like the arms of the women that roll amala for parties and food joints.

Romanoff:
It doesn't need to be suffer head for it to be too much. I have milk in my house but for cereal, 5 table spoons is too much. Na bake she wan bake?

She scooped three table spoons, the remaining two table spoons, she scooped them reluctantly. Like say she dey contemplate if e too much.

Once you're contemplating in measuring milk and milo, e mean say na your ojukokoro dey push you.

Na so dem dey chop milk wey you no buy with your money.

Fans of Maria should be comforted knowing their tears aren't in vain.

Tears are actually nutritious.

womenareapess:
Good he left those piece of shiit called naija women

Very useless set of black species who got no economical value.

I always advise you date a foreigner and forget those piece of shiit.

Naija women are useless..... All of them.

I remember when I was dating to black shegoat (naija women) The highest gift I ever received was perfume of 1k naira, and that was the day I was enlightened that those piece of shiit ain't worth it.

Presently I'm dating a foreigner, and I most tell you, the experience is worth it.

Your mother remains a naija woman. Never forget that.

Bomblasttic:
Thread after Thread...

It's MARIA


Maria

And More Maria...


Maria the Queen of the show.


Maria coughs, it makes headline and becomes a topic of discussion...


Maria sneezes, it becomes a topic of discussion....



Why won't I stan a Content Queen?

With her fake a55.

Gosh, Saga always around Nini like a housefly around sh*t.

Gbegirsoup:
Yousef is a Muslim. He would NEVER lie.

He only reported what he saw. No one can call him a liar at this point.

Dem go don scam you well well for this life.

Speaktruth88:
The way to stop banditry is to provide jobs and social services. Implement control on the number of children a man can have. Stop giving one law for your friends and family and another for the masses. Developing and maintaining infrastructure in each local government.

Liaising with communities and taking immediate action when they tell you what and where the problems and criminals are. Stop sponsoring political touts.

.......very true. Then kill them all.

safarigirl:
Boma said everyone phucks when they're angry

Then, he asks Cross what he does when he's angry, and Cross responds, "I clean, or iron."

Boma: "No, I mean, when you're angry."

Lol.

Imagine being with someone that cleans when they're angry. What a way to release emotions.

I also clean when I'm angry. It's therapeutic.

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thatigboman1:
whitemonkey is a well known enugu failed cultist and armed robber. The idiot, big belly bastard was targetted and chased away from enugu by teenagers from a rival cult and the armed robber ran with pot belly and fat legs as far his could.
Whitedonkey is a bastard enugu run away failed cultist.

You don smoke that your Igbo again.

chloride6:
Like I said tell yourself what makes you happy.

Buhari is the only head of state to deliver a recession in the history of this nation.

Did it in the 80's did it again in the 20's.

Nobody else has put Nigeria In a recession once let alone twice.

I can't wait for him to leave office in 2023.

In the 80s under Shagari's administration, Nigeria's new found over dependence on importation depleted our reserves to a record low that could only last 6 months.

Buhari took over in the midst of economic downturn to introduce austerity measures to save the country but he took the blame inatead.

G.E.J in 2015 had depleted the reserves again and fall in oil prices exposed our economy to recession. Buhari took over again and has managed the economy despite COVID-19 further damage.

Learn to read up and arrive at logical conclusions void of sentiments and band wagon mentality.

PRESlDENT2003:
NINI just carry irregular shape of head like one of those shark tale characters (or one of those fish cartoons of the early 2000 I can't remember)

Finding Nemo. Na Dory, the fish with 10 seconds brain you dey tink.

chloride6:
This is why you crashed the economy?

The fall of oil prices and COVID-19 crashed the economy.

This is common knowledge.

FarahAideed:
Smartest Negroid ever..you can take that to the bank. #PC24 #assettofiorano......Go figure ...I am not any man's in your lineage mate

Delusions of grandeur dey worry you.

Keep calling the gutter you're swimming in a swimming pool.

FarahAideed:
I do dude ..you want to find out ? I could invite you so you see brain power weak man..you can't even survive outside sycophancy

Dude, you're still sounding dumb.

You might be the smartest guy in your village but to me, you need help.

FarahAideed:
You are the probably the insane one ..who in his right mind will support a super failure like Buhari

You consistently sound dumb for someone that claims to have a high IQ.

FarahAideed:
My IQ over 150 and yours the below 75 yet I am supposed to be the daft one ?

Me multimillionaire in dollars and you a man that will struggle all his life in mediocrity and yet I am the daft one ?

Don't play yourself man ..My intelligence could boil you man

The IQ you're feeling proud about is the wrong one.

It's Insanity Quotient you're talking about.

FarahAideed:
Receive sense

.....says one of the daftest people on this forum.

FarahAideed:
If PDP was still in Power this place would have been built up and Now and Dangote refinery working

Same PDP that couldn't complete their own secretariat and looted the funds meant to do that?

Baba40:
Pere is trending.....

Boko Haram too trend once in a while.

Na this kain Pere you gats drug him drink and tie him up properly when he's passed out so he'll wake up to a suprise.

wellmax:
Keep exonerating IPOB. The demon you are pampering will soon mature.

When the demon is mature, he'll still say it's Fg that's responsible for their growth.