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Bye bye to Jonathan

JumiaQuickSales:
Who told youuuuuuu?

Patience Jonathan

Gboliwe:
And you will forever thank Jonathan for making him shine

Oh,you don't know,Jega "change am for Jonathan".
Jonathan want him to compromise this elections,but Jega is not ready to compromise

mymadam:
Baawa oooo! God bless Nigeria.

And you too my madam

Jega will win international awards for these elections.

Congrats people's general

Point of correction!
GMB has won

Finally, Finally PDP is now opposition

cozy7:
Since this election started, has anyone noticed how our military has been catching these corrupt guys of d underworld (most of whom are PDP members)? Take a look at the Senatorial aspirant, caught with PVCS (by d army), what abt the "ranting" Governor Amechi who thought he could run up and down the state, just bcoz he's the governor of Rivers state (also tamed by d army)......hmmmm! Just to mention a few.
I CAN'T HELP, BUT IMAGINE WHAT WILL THEN HAPPEN WHEN THE GENERAL IS FINALLY SWORN IN....can anyone tell us plz?

If I guess right,Buhari will not tolerate impunity even within his party

Jonathan,I see you waving your hand,saying goodbye.I wave back, saying bye bye!
Otuoke straight!

That is why massive rigging is going on there
Jonathan you don lose ooooo,patapata you go lose forever, Amen

CHANGE brings Transformations

GEJ,I want to see the magic you will perform.
Otuoke direct!

FFK,your madness is incurable

Patience,you eventually dragged GEJ back to Otuoke

Point of correction,"Yoruba tout that said 6 million ghost voters will vote for mumu Jonathan".Maybe,you don't know,gani adams is a tout

grocery:
I laugh in Spanish......E go shock you

Jonathan was shocked,that he cannot sleep in otuoke yesterday
This is what they called operation pack your load

Who is to be blamed than the desperate,vision less,clueless,and good for nothing Jonathan.

A teacher asked his students,
1+1= ?.
A student stood up
and said 4.
A semi illiterate man passing by overheard the
response,
shook his head and said:
" PDP has killed us in this country Everything has
increased; transport fare, fuel pump price, cost of
foodstuff, electricity tariff,...
everything.
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to
4.
INEVITABLE CHANGE;
We must VOTE rightly
in 2015.
If SOMEONE is;
J = Just
O = On
N = Negative
A = Assignments
T = To
H = Harm
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence
CHANGE in 2015...
is inevitable.

SeverusSnape:
What is "on ground"?... Tell me.

If you want to know,is one of RIGGING Strategy for PDP

SeverusSnape:
Bros, 2011 is different from now, The polity is more heated, the atmosphere is tensed.

We should not deceive ourselves, we all know what is on ground

PDP is finished,they are now acting as opposition.

SeverusSnape:
Is waiting not also loitering?

But we waited after casting our votes in 2011,moreover,not everybody will wait.

I had a similar dream,but my own fashion was different. I met myself in a church well loaded with people,and the pastor that was to minister came and said no sermon,no prayers but we shall sing till we cannot sing again.And this is the song
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
NIGERIA NEED A CHANGE BY FIRE!
I sang till awake up!

PDP has run out of ideas

ellechrystal:
N u need a good English teacher, I will ask d incumbent govt to look into ur case..

You are an empty vessel that makes the most noise.

Because you post this trash,GMB has win

Association of mad people endorse GEJ

JOB WAHALA!!!(Pls don't Laugh out Loud)
A graduate in Biology from University of Benin was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspapers for a job at a zoo.
During the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla, which was been used for tourist attraction had died, so they needed someone to dress & pretend as a gorilla.
The jobseeker was embarrassed, but since the salary was
OK
he accepted the job. On the 1st day, he put on the gorilla skin & entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beat his chest & shouted like a gorilla.
The next day, he put on a gorilla skin & started moving around the zoo again & mistakenly entered another cage and found himself staring at a lion.
The lion roared & rushed towards him. The scared 'graduate' quickly forgot that he was a gorilla & started shouting like a human being, "Help! Help!! Help!!! The lion leaped onto him, knocked him to the ground & whispered into his ear - "Sadiq" it's me Bayo, your course mate.
Shut up or we'll both lose our job.