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amicable09:
Lol.
*Speaks in vernacular*
Agaracha must come back

When you drop the call, I'll still be right here waiting.

Bia, Chief Agaracha is back with econo-political akanchawa! From Indian embassy to Russia consulate ,I ve been meeting men and nations of timbre and calibre . Most Articulate politician in the land just left here and I'm going to see an old witch at Igbere from to see the aged poultry general whose birthday would provide a photo op pre launching opportunity to our great plan. Glo is not happy we are going to be empowering Xenophobes so that they can have energy to attack our people the more . " holla ,me numbre coordinator Buharipraysglobal..." see I got to answer this call from Spanish embassy, abeg.

Incrizz:
Nice Nice!

naa exercise in futility except it is part of the plans to make more resource accountable and useful instead of aiding looting as practised by PDP.

Incrizz:
Lol..but he doesn't have to be. Hold on, let me call someone.
Babacele, what's your take on my statement below?

I concur.

Incrizz:
Erm...no idea. Serious.

I feel stressed.

beautiful liar! oya get a glass of water and sit down ,breath deeply and say a short prayer of thanks to Him. Drink the water and have a nap or go for a walk. Pele no worry, it is well.

Incrizz:
All that plenty language? I no learn abeg

see you, y fear when u can learn online for free? Oya interprete this: 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'.

Incrizz:
Lol..Oluwa ti kin baati?
Abeg, translate

Bigger than Abati's? Whoa that's huge *dancing*

WO I just spoke a lil Chinese Yoruba and you are already confused. see ehn if you going to be part of this wonderful project, and you must be, go and learn French,Spanish, Tiv, Ogoja and Awori. Meanwhile do you understand this expression across the Niger , 'Chukwu adighi ayaripu'?
Look please inform the IG ooo because while I was making calls to Alhaji Atiku discussing with him about him chairing the global prayer project ,and other plans in the pipeline, one Ijaw boy Telayor 'selling' restaurant in our street who always smile at me suddenly changed his expression to a cold stare at my mention of ' plans in the pipeline'. Incase there is bomb blast near my office thinking I have oil well there, please you know who to hold. So what other ideas can you come up because I'm submitting a prelim report to Aunty Remi this evening.

Incrizz:
Lols I have eaten!!!

OK I have been given a mandate to organize a global prayer convention for our dear president. A bigger version of Abati's national idea and oluwa ti kin baati has made way for us be that. So what do you think?

amicable09:
Lol
How do you do this?
Making me laugh so hard this morning. Thanks jare. Abati was right about this publicly organized prayers currently going on in all quarters . The prayer has become a thing of competition and money making venture

Please carry me along. I have been praying for free all this while, it's time to think business like you. Your business sense is sharp

Ayam very very much interested
Were you around Chinese embassy for real? I was at Adeola Odeku on Saturday. I walked past there too. That place is always too busy in the mornings of weekdays. People really want to leave this country o

Mtn just called that they would be interested in using our hashtag # Buharipraysglobal# on their airtime cards since the volume of our global audience is a huge population to tap into. Please go to their VI head office to MOU and other modalities...my secretary is here with a call from Indian Embassy , excuse me please.

Incrizz:
Hmm...intimate.
My ears are itchy, say it already

Wo omode yi mi nbor jor...it something I can't let out in a hurry. Chop first for the gravity of the secret will task the brevity of your resolve to handle explosive words... wo ebi npa mi nor.....zo ki chi abicin tukun yariyan.

amicable09:
Lol.

Brother, cool your temper!
A little background check on me here on NL would have helped save you this misjudgment and frown lines I see on your virtual forehead.

This isn't his first work I'm coming across and if you had done your homework well, you would have noticed that on almost all of the threads created about him, I made this similar comment. He writes well and only those who appreciate good writing can attest to that. It's not up for debate as I don't know what you read yourself.

This particular write-up is simple and fraught with no problem. He's only shared a story/telephone conversation as it's obvious, he had with a friend after his last article that raised so much dust (All his writings has same effect anyway). It's easy to see. You don't need to jump into a well to check for depth or height.

So stop hating and appreciate the man's writing skill.

See ehn leave those who wants to jump into water wells to measure your reading depth alone and let us organize a global prayer convention for Buhari. Fantastic ideas are already flying over themselves and each fighting to be picked on how this great event would play out. You are going to be the Supreme coordinator because I no go fit trust another person especially all those yahoo boys speaking smooth English posing as Diasporan Nigeria with the proceeds from our effort at praying for country's number 1 leader.
Atiku is going to declare the event open in London and CNN,BBC,NTA, al Jazeera, Fox ,TVC, major newspapers ,and radio stations are going to be there while you will organize all those your youths to handle the live social media posts abi naa tweets with Google AdSense or something per click so that as millions of people all over the world click to see the live videos we shall upload, Google pays us some dollars per click!
Relax, I chose Atiku because more people and the international community would see him as a central figure and influence - a cynosure of some sorts an ambitious politician like him has never experienced before. Imagine your photos going viral among 200million people globally with different languages like French,Spanish, Chinese, Arab,Kswahili, Dutch and Russian talking about you at the same time globally.... and the guy can be generous about financing such laudable image laundering projects. Maganin kudi!

haa ,I was in Chinese embassy yesterday and they have shown a great interest in this project than I even thought ........let me know if you interested in this noble adventure asap pls.

NgeneUkwenu:
Smh!

lols. don't you know you are a politically exposed e-person in the midst of Liepobs? abegi enjoy your birthday by proxy.

tomakint:
Source please stating this.

it is a public document. not even Wike in his madness has been able to counter these achievements. Taught you even know something self, I no know say u be time waster for what would be the basis of our further discussion if lack the requisite foundation to appreciate or criticize my Amaechi claims? I have no time for time wasters!

Incrizz:
Aww you...

Funny,
he asked me the same question!

He...was talking, most of the time, with this far away look in his eyes.
I was too jagaban-struck to hear him though
He noticed and paused and looked at me and nodded in your direction and said, "What could he be telling my Oluwaremilekun?"

I turned in time to see Madam Remilekun's head flung back. She was laughing with her 32.

Na wa o.

never knew you were observing my wonderful moment with za honorable Sanata..... She was telling me about how Bola swept her off her feet , his musical escapades while disc jockeying on turn 'tables' , their fashion adventure from 'bata Ronke on shot 'aran' skirt, damask, estandby shoe; shuku, alogogo or konkoshor hairstyles to their lovely romantic dance when Teddy Pendergrass plays with the high octane youth shindigs like the Funso Williams present .....ehnehn while her electric eyes got me dazed n was momentarily lost wondering how Jagaban could have ...then a call to her phone startled me to reality. " onyeneku?...ha Hon Ekwunife keebinor?" she had asked the caller. So I was armed with this info to launch series of questions concerning the unity of this nation, 2019, the Melaye debacle, her relationship with Dolapo and Aisha; Rochas Okorocha, Toyin Saraki, and her New Era foundation.

She beckoned one of her fine maids who was eyeing poor me. The maid disappeared to reappear promptly with a big Chinese jug of honey sweetened freshly squeezed orange juice with a spoonful of lime, and a plate of ginger n garlic stuffed baked peppered chicken ...chai! I forgot today is ash Wednesday .

There is a secret she gave me when i asked her about something so intimate and I'm sure you want to hear it.

tomakint:
Afraid? Of who or what? Bring your facts

OK let us start with education ,baby. The following is just a few of the Amaechi strides in Education:








1. Constructing of 513 super
model Primary schools: 315
completed while 174 are
functional.
2. Construction of 24 model
Secondary schools in 23
LGAs. 5 are completed
while one is functional.
3. Construction of 3 super
model Junior Secondary
schools: One completed
and ready for use.
4. Fencing of super model
primary and secondary
schools: 246 completed
while 60 are currently
ongoing.
5. Landscaping of super model
primary schools:236
completed while 6 are
currently ongoing.
6. Furnishing of super model
primary schools: 222
awarded, 197 completed
while 25 are ongoing.
7. ICT deployment to model
schools: 151 awarded, 146
finished while 5 are
ongoing.
8. Scholarships abroad: 309
Rivers students studied in
Malaysia while 95 studied
in Russia.
9. Technical school (Germany)
: 28 students were sent to
Germany, 8 of them retained
as instructors.
10. Equipment of Vocational
schools: Equipped to
handle 4 departments/
vocations.
11. Deployment of EduComp
solutions: Fully deployed at
Nne Furo Kurobo Super
Model Secondary School.
12. Education Management
Information System (EMIS):
Collection and procession
of all educational data. This
stores data in a retrievable
manner . This provides
accurate, reliable, quality
and time education data for
god governance.
13. Induction of 13,201
teachers and internship
programmes and annual
training and retraining of
teachers, payment of
teachers salaries as at when
due.
14. Need Assessment:
Provision of high quality
education is the key policy
of the Amaechi
administration. The
achievement of this
objective was anchored on
the construction of schools
with provision of ICT Labs
which are well stocked with
computers, Libraries,
Sickbays, Auditoriums, Well
Landscaped and secured
environments, Equipped
playgrounds, Classrooms
not exceeding 30 pupils.
15. Community Secondary
School, Amadi-Ama: This
project is completed, fully
furnished and ready for
teaching and learning. ****
16. Free Books distribution
Project: Free books
distribution to primary and
secondary schools.
17. Provision of school chairs
to pupils.
18. Borikiri Secondary School:
This school is completed,
furnished and ready for
use. ****
19. Rivers State Education
Quality Assurance Agency:
This was inaugurated in
2013 with the mandate to
monitor, supervise and
evaluate standards for
establishment and
performance of both public
and private schools in
Rivers state.An important
dimension of the
educational programme of
the Amaechi administration
is this establishment of an
Education Quality Assurance
Agency to oversight the
management of both public
and private primary and
secondary schools in the
state, with a view to having
them conform to minimum
standards for better
education in the State. The
agency which was managed
by a team of seasoned
educationists in the state,
led by Emeritus Prof. Otonti
Nduka, also created dozens
of jobs for some Rivers
people. With a global
perspective, the Agency has
since developed
programmes with integrated
learning experiences and
teaching methodologies
designed to bring up our
children and wards to
compete and excel in the
global arena.
20. Cleaning of schools: Over
220 schools are presently
being cleaned daily by
sophisticated and premium
cleaning agencies for the
entrenchment of hygiene

Incrizz:
Hello my dear..
How are you doing today?

'Was so worried about ya; that "Ok"'s so unlike your talkative self

Nice swap and, thanks for the drink; I so need it whew!

if blushing kills,u don finis me in ijaw man's voice. So wat did jagaban tell you naa?

tomakint:
Don't go there......Amaechi messed up big time. Whatever you call figures you intended rolling out on behalf of Amaechi are bogus you can take that time from me.

why are you suddenly afraid when we about coming before truth ? na so una be . After much lies and propaganda, call them for an accountability non biased debate, them go refuse. Who is fooling who?

omenkaLives:
Totally unnecessary!

whether cover up or not; anything happens to Mr President or not o, Buhari has taken a fundamental constitutional step that has made governance and the state running smoothly: handing power to the VP- Osinbajo which the PDP that wailers support couldn't do to the ungrateful clueless Shoeless until Nigerians rose against the cabal. Wailers cant lie where i dey make i keep quiet .God bless PMB.

congrats sir. Please sir we need a better judiciary. God bless your efforts ,God bless PMB and God bless Nigeria.

tomakint:
Struggle? To liberate? How? Why? My guy dont stress yourself, Rivers is PDP and PDP is Rivers.I hope you know that your comment here is ironical, Amaechi spent 8 years as Rivers State Governor did you bother to verify how much got throughout his tenure and what he gave back to the people of Rivers in terms of his stewardship? I think you are missing the bigger picture. As I am typing now, Wike is delivering the goods to Rivers people no wonder VP Osinbajo called him, "Mr Project" you know what, Osinbajo is not a politician that sweet talks but a firm and resolute leader. This simply means Wike (god to Amaechi) is working.

bros let us put figures, dates and places together and present it here on NL. It would cover the $100+ monrhly fiscal allocation to states and the FG and how Amaechi spent his ,and GEJ too on one hand; while we shall compare Amaechi's tenure or first 2 years with Wike's. oya.

Well written trash crying wolf where there is absolutely none meant for wailers still pained by the bloody nose the PMB led APC team gave their clueless helo in 2015.

Ask them to mention 1 of their so positive Osinbajo's strides whose incubation was not from Buhari and the APC team and all you hear are expletives and lies ? All of you working with mamman Daura to force PMB back suddenly have failed. PMB is a man with brain and balls better than the PDP's that left the shoeless boy hanging in 2010. The Buffon was neither here nor there until Nigerians rose against the cabal as we are presently handling una cabals in this government whose sadness and desperation is clearly reflected in the Mberem abi na Igbere write up being celebrated by the enemies of Naija who cannot come to term with the fact that the PMB they had shamelessly pronounced death is still full of life.

Incrizz:
Asiwaju, I followed you from AD to AC to APC.
Whichever platform you pick at whatever time you're ready is A-Ok!!!

bought 2 glasses of alcohol free pina coladas n been looking for u since. so na Bourdillon u dey chilling with aunty Remi's guy, ehn and you no tell me so that me too can chill with aunty Remi for one corner while you enjoy political biscuits from the master baker ehn. OK happy nu month.

amicable09:
Oh! That works perfectly fine. I have him to look forward to whenever I see 'The Guardian'. You've been seeing him more frequently here while I only started knowing him on e-space. Times and seasons really are different for everyone


Deep thoughts! Deep, deep. And I think that's why I love writers. Good writers give readers a sense of ownership as well as discretion to understand however they choose to.
Abati is one.


I should do this. I really should. Thanks for suggesting it.


Lol. This part got me laughing. Actually, sleep does it for me. After resting through the night, I feel better this morning and ready to take on the activities of today. It's going to be a long day sha but I should be fine.

Good morning.

amicable !!! did I say I just come across a more reserved but highly political version of you? OK do your FBI job naa. Happy new month.

tomakint:
I hope you can now see why Wine is a god to your Amaechi. I also hope you were not around during the Rivers re-run elections. Anyway, happy new month.

same to you bro. the struggle to liberate our people isn't over yet despite the seeming defeat. anytime,anyday i dey with Amaechi because I'm sure the tide of posterity would favor his altruistic stands unlike those clueless bastards who controlled 52% of the federal allocation but squandered it for almost 6 years!

amicable09:
Oh wow!
I must have been a kid in days of yore when he wrote in the Guardian. It breaks my heart now knowing that I missed such crucial part of his writing career when it was unadulterated.

I've always sensed that there must be more to his skill than meet the eye. His writing is deep and only deep readers can draw from his depth. Oh my Reuben! Organize a writing workshop and I'll be the first to grace the seminar.

If he still writes for the Guardian newspaper, I'll love to know. Somehow, for a very long time, I haven't done prints sha.

On a jolly mood , I dey fine o. Stressed out a little but fine. How about you? How you dey?

Yes ,your Abati still writes for Guardian ,and I have been seeing him more frequently on the e-space these days. His thought could be so deep that each of his various readers felt a sense of being addressed and understood by a single article or essay. And that is the emotional attachment your guy tampered with when he chose to defend the nest of killers we had co-condemned in his previous thought provoking literary arsenals.
You can Google all about and try to connect with him either through his mail or any of social media portal.

Pele, fruits ,deep breathing, hot baths and tea and playing your favorite set of songs, a nap or deep sleep as well as a massage therapy , singly or in combinations conquer stress. But what works best for you ?

amicable09:
Lol.
Babacele, if you know RMD personally abeg tell me make I PM you sharp sharp!

As for my Reuben, I am his secret admirer for life. He has a vast amount of words and his writing is always on point. You'll think he's a youth without his picture attached, that's why I love his writing language/style.

u go pay me mobilization fee to do the connection. lols......Abati was already building one of the most awesome followership or readership in this nation and beyond as an Editor in the Guardian. He had this special aura that was so soothing to many because of the depth of his wordy expression that enlightened and resonated with the feelings of our everyday realities, until Abati joined PDP. Like most things it touches, PDP contaminated Abati . His pen now justified the impunities of power and the powerful to the chagrin of his earlier pro-truth convictions before he flirted with PDP. I hope he can be trusted for I do not know the magic his seemingly beautiful writings can now evoke to heal the broken hearts of a disappointed but once loyal population if such writings are removed from the convictions they are intended to birth especially from the originator when real life experiences present themselves. abegi lmao! how u dey?

amicable09:
Lol.
I love this Reuben Abati with all that's in me

Crazy guy like me
We have a lot in common.

make I collect im mobile number from my guy RMD give you?

Incrizz:
Lool..
Google naw..

ok

419 pastors that was ashamed of using his real name to spread lies he sold to fools publicly as the truth until exposed while Ineffectual Buffy looked on as PEJ, Deziani, Yakubu, Dasuki, Metuh, Bafarawa, etc helped themselves to several million dollars oil money from which $35m ,$135m, $9.3m, etc have been frozen or property bought therefrom seized or being investigated by EFCC. Useless pastor and devil's advocate like you Wendel Smilin can only be constipated with hatred for a God sent like Amaechi who put a stop to that holocaust . end time pastor!

pocohantas:
Why are you calling me about? I owe you?

no mind d guy. he won't try it ever again.

Incrizz:
smithereens?? kikiki

I just hear sombori used am, na im me too use am. is it correct?

Incrizz:
Oh! You're gonna dash me a white horse pikin..

if you can laugh me to smithereens.

Incrizz:
Dash a white pony?
Please educate me?
I don't understand what that means at all kikiki

for performing a feat or winning a compe, you get a trophy ,some sum or any valuable stuff as your prize. So for laughing me out, I'm gonna present a white horse pikin as your award. shey u dey feel me?