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mrmrmister:
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Orunmila had always wondered why it was that the Divinities of witchcraft, Death, Night and Day had so much authority (ASE). He was obviously jealous of them and was anxious to acquire similar powers.

He went to his heavenly Awos to find out what to do. They were called:-

Mera Tori ute kemi ya gun ori ute.
Mera Tori urere ke mi ya gun ori urere.

They disclosed to Orunmila that the four divinities he was jealous of were the only ones authorised to keep watch when the Almighty God takes His bath. Night, Day, Death and Witchcraft, keep vigil when God takes his bath.

The first crow of the cock early in the morning marks the time when Almighty God begins to have his bath. The second crow of the cock marks the time when Almighty God finishes bathing.

The two Awos told Orunmila that if he could take the risk to spy on Almighty God and see him bathing, he would be automatically endowed with the same ASE that the other four divinities have.

He was however told to give a he-goat to ESU, who would assist him. He was also to offer sacrifice to the Night and to Death. He did the sacrifices.

He was to give a rabbit to the Night and a goat to Death. He subsequently obtained supportive clearance from his own guardian spirit.

Thereafter he wore his garment which makes him invisible and took a position on a ladder over-looking Almighty God's bathroom.

When God got ready to bath, He took his calabash bowl to take water but it fell from His hand. He tried a second time and it also fell from His hand. He immediately concluded that there was a spy around.

The Divinities of witchcraft and Death, having been pre-emptively bribed with sacrifices by Orunmila, refused to give him away even though they saw him spying. They reassured the Almighty
Father that there was no spy around.

Orunmila had meanwhile already seen Almighty God's nude and he had acquired the power and authority he wanted.

Convinced that there was a spy around, Almighty God discontinued His bath and went into His inner chamber to look at the mirror with which he scans heaven and earth. It was then, He saw that it was Orunmila who tried to spy on Him.

Almighty God immediately ordered Death to pursue and apprehend Orunmila. When he discovered that Death was on his trail in hot pursuit, he used his newly acquired powers to conjure the shrubs to conceal him.

Thereafter to passed without seeing him. When he came out to return home, death saw him and continued to pursue him.

When he ran up to the river, he asked the Fishes to conceal him and they did when Death came to the river, he realised that he had come to the end of his pursuit.

He went back to report mission unaccomplished to Almighty God. From that day Orunmila acquired the power to do and undo things.

When this Odu appears at Ugbodu, the person should be told that he would travel to important places including overseas and that spying would do him a good tum.

This work was inspired by LATE DR. C. OSAMARO IBIE, J.P.

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Babalawos

delishpot:
Greed destroys a man's body and soul. Enjoyed this one.

Thank you

Raintaker:
Baba
I sent u a mail

Aboru Aboye

I have replied your mail, go check it

Babalawos

hazel01:
well I didn't mean to be hostile, but the word 'next' made it sound like I did one before...... I was expecting a more positive and interesting divination..... Not something abortion related...... That was the last thing on my mind..... Sorry if you felt offended.......... By the way love the way u twisted it sha..... You are good..

Aboru Aboye

Apology accepted

Babalawos

Maliya78:
Hi
My name is Marie Michèle Rossi. I am 38 and original from Mauritius Island.
In April 2014 I have date a man for 3 years. Our relationship was not serious for him.
I want to know why, could him forget this married woman he is waiting for more than 35 years.
Last year we stop.
Could U make him in love, married me and come back?
Marie

Aboru Aboye

YES it can be done. Infact it is one of the most easiest work I do.

Powerful ebo (sacrifice) will be perfomed to make him run back to you and start apologizing to you for leaving you.

But IFA Oracle must be consulted to reveal the ebo (sacrifice) that will work for you (Your Ori) and for him (His Ori).

But unfortunately this is Free Face Divination and not IFA Oracle Divination.

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Babalawos

Rossikk:
Babalawos... I sent you my pic...by email. Please respond, and may the Almighty continue to bless your work.

Thanks.

Aboru Aboye

Thank you for your prayers. Check your email, I have replied you

Babalawos

.... Continued

Atakpa-Olori-ode then returned home to invite his people to go and butcher the animal in the forest. For his unique achievement in killing the animal, he proclaimed himself god of the universe - Obaluwaye.

Unknown to him however, he was to enjoy that title post-humously. By the time they returned to the spot where the animal fell, they only saw a heap of worms. The king was immediately taken ill and soon became delirious.

In addition to making incoherent speeches which marked the beginning of lunacy on earth, both himself and the people who accompanied him to butcher the animal in the forest; were attacked by the worms and they were all
instantaneously afflicted with all kinds of hither to unknown diseases.

Obaluwaye died from his affliction that same evening. Many were afflicted by what is now known as smallpox, chicken pox, plague, diarrhea, cough, etc.

Not only did all those who accompanied Obaluwaye become the first casualties, the diseases soon spread to the four winds of the known world.

Orunmila's household was also infected by chicken pox. He however used incantation to remind the dispenser of the disease that he was the one who made divination and sacrifice in heaven to enable their grand-mother to have the five parents of known diseases.

They quickly left Orunmila's household in peace, promising never to attack his children in future. When the other afflicted persons saw how miraculously Orunmila's household was cured, whilst thousands were dying daily, they trooped to him for divination and salvation.

He declared that it was Atakpa who caused the problem that had spread to everyone, out of his insatiable greediness. He however advised them to return to the spot where Obaluwaye and his party were attached by the worms to serve Esu there with a he-goat, corn and all edible foodstuffs. He also advised them to come home with whatever they found on the spot.

They quickly did as they were told. After performing the (ebo) sacrifice, they heard a voice speaking from within a covered calabash. The voice told them to carry the calabash home without opening it, and to prepare a special altar for it and serve it with a ram on getting home.

The voice added that they would all get well after the sacrifice. The voice proclaimed the name of the speaker a Sankpana, which is why today some people interchange the name of Obaluwaye with that of Sankpana.

It was afterwards that Orunmila left for the great beyond to return to God in heaven.

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Babalawos

Miniano:
Informative @Babalawos continuation pls

Thanks, the story continues now

Christane:
Wat a beautiful piece ...

Thank you

hazel01:
lol..... You are welcome fake Babalawo

Aboru Aboye

This is the problem with free stuffs, it is always abused because it Value is unappreciated.

What is fake about my Divination about you: "Your face reveals you should not abort your next baby?"

If you are honest, you should know the divination talks about your future and not your past and until you have spent all your life without being pregnant before you can say this divination about you is false but until then, it's not false.

I never said you did abortion in the past or you had sex in the past or you are not a Virgin except your conscience is already judging you because I see no reason why you are hostile.

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Babalawos

hazel01:
next baby as in I have aborted one before?..... Lol... Wrong divination, I have not even had sex before or plan to before marriage....... You probably just did a little guesswork there.. U judged based on appearance and u are wrong....

Thank you virgin

dollyjoy:
@ Babalawos , Just sent you a pm pls.

Aboru Aboye

I have replied you.

Babalawos

hazel01:
hello, please help out with mine....

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals you should not abort your next baby.

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Babalawos

omobacyprus:
Baba here's mine oo

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals you lack endurance and you don't know how to endure for long. You give up easily. You even gave up something very important to you recently as a result of lack of endurance.

Your face reveals you lack patience and you have something very powerful to say to someone.

What you have to say is perfectly logical, wonderfully insightful and truly authentic.

You want to simply pounce what's on your mind the first chance you get.

But as you know, timing is everything.

In the past, you spook up at the wrong moment, although your speech was very compelling and nice but it didn't had the impact it was supposed to have if you waited for the right moment.

Learn from your past and wait for the right moment before expressing yourself. Imagine the positive outcome of your words before you say it but above all, wait for the right time.

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Babalawos

Christane:
baba ur boy is stil waiting o ...

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals that this is not your first interview and this will not be your last interview.

Everything that will ever happen to you on earth even how you will spend your very last moment on earth, you said it with your own very mouth to God before you came to earth but you have forgotten.

I am here to remind you of some of the things you said to God before you came to earth.

When God asked you: "Why do you want to go to earth?"

You told God: "You want to go to earth to help humans to Fight crime, Fight oppressions and Fight illegalities.

That is why you are automatically attracted to uniform jobs to actualize your promise to God.

We didn't cross path by accident, I was destined to help you and guide you.

Your face reveals you are impatient and you have lost several opportunities as a result of impatient.

Your face reveals you have anxiety and anxiety had made you to make wrong decisions and wrong choices in life and these wrong decisions and wrong choices have affected your life negatively.

Your face reveals you had an accident in the past and you are about to have another accident in 2017.

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Babalawos

ugnoble:
also read mine.

Aboru Aboye

Upload your face photograph here to get your face free divination report here.

Babalawos

Goroz:
Hello

Aboru Aboye

Nostradamus:
baba you are good!! really good!! all you wrote here is the truth, infact that argument is less than a week now, the idiot deliberately got on my nerve, it happened on an evening outing, am into the occult but no noticeable progress, i tried to create some charms today.
pls i want to ask a question, do u divine faces by invoking spirits or there is a mathematical method (presence of some lines to signify some things )?

Aboru Aboye

I use my third eye to read face photographs posted here while Sometimes I use face calculations.

I didn't evoke or invoke divination spirits to aid me in face divination because this is not Oracle Divination like IFA Divination or Olokun Divination or Osun Divination or Osanyin Divination....

I just want to proof to people on Nairaland that there is nothing special about the so called Christian Prophets or Prophetess giving prophecy to people.

African Tradition Religion Priests / Priestess have been prophesying before Christianity came into existence.

So it pains me when people compare a mere Prophet to a Babalawo.

They don't know what it takes to become a Babalawo.

Going to Igbodu doesn't make you a renowed babalawo.

It takes 21 years of hard training and several Initiations both physical Initiations and astral Initiations to become a nenowed Babalawo.

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Babalawos

Christane:
baba pls u av not reply me concerning the army interview i told u about??

I will reply you on this thread, so be patient. Your face divination will be next

After God created wives for the Divinities, the next task was how to make them have children. When the other divinities discovered that Orunmila had given birth to sacrifice from Aiye, they began to appeal to him for help.

For instance, he divined for Ogun to have seven children, one of whom turned out to be a killer. He also divined for Osanyin to have medicine and Charm as his children.

Death was reluctant to go to Orunmila for help because he was always at logger-heads with him for obstructing his (Death's) goals and objectives. Death therefore remained for a long time without having a child from his wife Aron (sickness).

Eventually, the wife of Death decided herself to go to Orunmila. He made divination and sacrifice for her and she became pregnant the following month. She first gave birth to Convulsion (Atapo or Ahe). She had four additional children namely Contagion, Infection, Lunacy and Deformity.

Between them, the five children gave birth to 603 grand-children and great-grand-children who today constitute the various diseases and illnesses from which humans suffer earth.

While in heaven, the children and grand-children of Death were relatively harmless. It was man's quest for greed that brought him in contact with various diseases.

A king once reigned on earth who became so powerful that he promoted himself to the rank of a divinity and called himself Obaluwaye (Obanosa in Bini) that is the king who is also the god of the world. This happened after God had abandoned the world to Esu.

Before deifying himself, the man was a simple hunter called Atakpa who lived on the proceeds of his hunting. When he discovered that he was no longer able to make ends meet from hunting, he dabbled into farming and later, trading all of which turned out to be colossal flops.

All the other divinities had left for heaven with the exception of Orunmila. Atakpa later went to Orunmila for divination. He was told that his prosperity lay in hunting and that his only salvation was to return to hunting.

At that time, the Gun had just come to earth. He was previously using the spear for hunting. He was however warned never to be greedy in order to avoid causing general catastrophe.

When the gun came to the world as already revealed, it took time for man to discover his true might and potentialities. Atakpa was the first human being to use the gun for hunting.

He was so successful in the use of the gun for hunting that he earned him the name of Atakpa-Oloriode, that is, Atakpa, the general of all hunters.

He was already becoming prosperous but his modest fortune was not to satisfy him.

That coincided with the time when all the children of death and sickness (diseases) were being transported from heaven into earth by Esu. They were all engulfed in the bowels of an amorphous animal that was bigger than an elephant.

One day Atakpa-Olori-ode went to the forest with his gun and saw this shapeless colossus of an animal. As he took aim, the animal told him not to shoot. The animal asked him what he wanted and he replied that he wanted to have countless amount of money.

The creature told him to return home where he would find plenty of money waiting for him. He truly returned home to find plenty of money waiting for him.

A few days later, he returned to the same spot with his gun and met the animal still waiting there. He again took aim and the animal asked him what else he wanted, and he replied that he wanted to have plenty of wives and servants.

At the instance of the animal, he returned home to meet them waiting for him. Not satisfied with what he had got thus far, he returned to the forest once more and this time, he told the animal that he wanted to become a king.

Once again he was advised to return home and that he would meet the people of his town assembled in his house with a crown to make him king. He was the first king to be crowned by man.

He then went to thank Orunmila, for the efficacious divination and sacrifice he for him. Nevertheless, Orunmila warned him never to return to the forest to ask for more favours from the animal and never to shoot it because its stomach contained so many misfortunes, which would explode if it was shot.

He only heeded Orunmila's advice for 21 days. Thereafter, even as a king, he returned to the forest with his gun only to see that the animal was still there waiting to unleash its venom on earth.

When he got to the animal, once more he took aim with his gun and the animal asked him what else he wanted, and he replied that he wanted to become the god of the earth.

The animal replied that it was not capable of conferring that favour on him because there was only one God, who was in heaven.

Atakpa-olori-ode then threatened to shoot if it could not do that favour to him. The animal told him to shoot and he pulled the trigger and shot it..... To be continued.

Babalawos

Zenlife:
Babalawos, it appears since commencing your divination stuff, you've abandoned your teachings.

Why?

To be honest with you, online divination takes a little time since it is not physical divination. Here is my new topic, click the link to read it: https://www.nairaland.com/3678390/atakpa-sankpana-obaluwaye

Nostradamus:
pls you haven't attended to me sir

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals you will soon be involved in fight as a result of argument. You recently was involved in an argument and more arguments awaits you in the future.

You are presently being distracted from your goals for 2017 and the year 2017 is already going. The quicker you get back to actuallizing your goals for 2017, the better for you.

Your face also reveals you a dabbler of occultism and you are not making any occultic progress because you lack proper occult training.

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Babalawos

Aboru Aboye kingreign

STOP modifying your post after I have replied you.

Here is your Free Face Divination Report. Enjoy!

Your face reveals you will soon embark on a business but you are afraid to fail that is why you want to take a passive approach and there is a lot to be gained if everything works out well. Put all your energy into it and it will work.

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Babalawo Orisa

Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye

I have answered your questions before:

RE-POST

"Your face reveals you are desperate of getting a good job.

You are desperate in need of money to take of yourself and assist your family.

Your family is expecting much from you but you feel sad that you have disappointed them.

You have been creative about achieving your goals but even though you have worked tirelessly for your dreams to come to pass but it's yet to manifest and you are running out of patience.

You need to use your imagination to find a way to get it.

There are no limits to your success and you shouldn't doubt yourself.

You are on the precipice of a breakthrough that will astound everyone including you."

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Babalawos

Christane:
Baba pls I sent you a massage on facebook pls read and reply me ...tnx 4 ur help in advance

Aboru Aboye

I have replied your Facebook message.

Babalawos

Ranchhoddas:
I'm so loving this thread mehn.

Thank you

kingreign:
You are right, but what part of my imagination would be needed to take me to where I long to be? And how do I achieve this?

Aboru Aboye

I have answered your questions before:

RE-POST

"Your face reveals you are desperate of getting a good job.

You are desperate in need of money to take of yourself and assist your family.

Your family is expecting much from you but you feel sad that you have disappointed them.

You have been creative about achieving your goals but even though you have worked tirelessly for your dreams to come to pass but it's yet to manifest and you are running out of patience.

You need to use your imagination to find a way to get it.

There are no limits to your success and you shouldn't doubt yourself.

You are on the precipice of a breakthrough that will astound everyone including you."

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Babalawos

omobs:
babalawos read mine

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals that you are underestimating your enemies.

You are engaging in some kind of a competitive business.

Make sure you have future plans, don't lavish or waste your money.

People have been complaining about your spending. Try investing or save your money for raining day.

You have so much going on right now but you are not focusing on some very important issues.

Don't live a careless life

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Babalawos

afangsoup:
Babalawos, explain this part pls. I need to understand it more clearly, what do I need to do to achieve that breakthru.

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals you are desperate of getting a good job.

You are desperate in need of money to take of yourself and assist your family.

Your family is expecting much from you but you feel sad that you have disappointed them.

You have been creative about achieving your goals but even though you have worked tirelessly for your dreams to come to pass but it's yet to manifest and you are running out of patience.

You need to use your imagination to find a way to get it.

There are no limits to your success and you shouldn't doubt yourself.

You are on the precipice of a breakthrough that will astound everyone including you.

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Babalawos

Brainrex:
Babalawo read me

Aboru Aboye

Your face reveals that the financial challenges and family challenges had made you to take solace in getting high to forget your troubles but you are adding more troubles to your troubles.

You should rather take solace in reading self motivational books and inspirational books.

A friend of yours once brought trouble to you in the past, another trouble is coming which will be caused by your friend.

BEWARE of bad friends and this trouble in the future will be averted.

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Babalawos

Miniano:
Why ppl keep behaving like this most old or young Babalawo are not educated.

This Man is really educated and has to make our tradition get hands-on.

Nothing Is bad here let everyone choose what they like.

I am his follower nothing bad...

God owns all the powers not any spiritual person

Babalawo keep on the good job.

Thank you

HardMirror:
Fraud! So Ifa can't reveal my identity to you?
Count yourself lucky that our law enforcements are mediocre, else you won't have the boldness to be advertising how to kill enemies or make them run mad online. Seun is the one tolerating your illegality. Nonsense

Aboru Aboye

What do you have to say about dangerous prayer points of some of these pentecostal churches that they say to kill their enemies?

Or what about candle black Magick Spells carried out by some of these white garment churches?

Ain't these churches or was that the love your neighbor sermon teached by their Jesus?

You see, all Religion has it defensive mechanisms and African Tradition Religion is not excepted.

NOTE ~ STOP tagging my lovely article to Ritual Killing. Am 100% against Ritual Killing Just like every IFA Priests are against Ritual Killing. The Spells posted on this thread are for those whom had been oppressed by their enemies because they were not rich or influential or educated or because they could not get justice from the Government.

BLACK MAGICK SPELLS

And if you think Black Magick Spells don't work or they are not real, you should re-think again.

Haven't you heard real life stories of some yahoo boys that dupe their victims and when the victim realise he or she was duped, requested for his or her money to be refunded but to no avail. A madness spell was sent through the email and when the yahoo boy opened his email as usual to read it, he became mad?

Or haven't you heard of people got struck my black Magick Spells over land disputes in Nigeria?

Ignorance is not an excuse!

Babalawos