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U ll soon c decamp first to shave pubic hair

Butterflyle0:
Op Is it the same Atiku who, between 1999—2003, while Obasanjo globe-trotted and gallivanted, Atiku was the de-facto President and made himself stupendously rich?


Is it the same Atiku who ensured His children became directors of oil-servicing companies and forgot about people like you?

Is it the same Atiku who was the custodian of the machinery for national development in the first years of this government and did absolutely nothing with it except enriching himself?


Is it the same Atiku who handled all the Federal Government dealings in the 36 states of the federation, including FCT Abuja, and chaired all the economic projects of the country, and appointed 7 out of 10 ministers yet failed woefully?

Is it the same Atiku who was the chairman for the transformation of the socio-economic landscape of Nigeria and failed to link the 36 states of the federation in terms of good roads, electricity, security of life and property, job creation etc?

Is it the same Atiku who stabbed Obasanjo in the back that made Obasanjo unable to forgive him till date despite Atiku sneaking into Abeokuta to beg Obasanjo and still got rejected?

Is it the same Atiku who his AC compatriots abandoned after he destroyed AC and forced tinubu to rebrand it to ACN?

Is it the same Atiku who crept back to the PDP after yaradua died only to walk out on PDP in 2013 and switch to APC which he described with his own mouth as his last and final bus stop yet when APC failed to satisfy his presidential lust he quickly jumped back to PDP?

Your Atiku is as fraudulent and deceptive as can be. His words or promises are not worth the cost of a tissue paper.

His personal satisfaction and greed is all he is after

Atiku is a renowned failure and his political career is about to die off after this

Also killed NITEL

Pls where s her intestine

Small boy wit big god

Nigeria s not even ready to copy. China really tried

Their madness s like Toyota n check light

I wish nigeria s a sane con3,u shld b in jail by now wit ur family members!!!

China may b d next world power.

ebujany:
How I ended up as one Nigeria with this set of people is a mystery...this is why this nation can never and will never move forward. A nation were one set of people is trying to go up while another set is going back can't ever work. Solution? Divide this country....to your tents oh isreal

Atimes I feel like not praying fr Nigeria when prayer s called in d church! Let's just divide

2008 batch B in okada, I can never forget, horrible edo camp experience. I was sick I had to travel hom after posting to ppa. One f d worst camp in Nigeria s edo camp. Bt Benin people r hospitable.

PrettyCrystal:
President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, and many senators have arrived at the National Hospital Abuja. The convoy arrived at the facility at 1:33pm.

The lawmakers are now meeting with the management of the hospital, ahead of a visit to Senator Dino Melaye’s ward.

The senators had resolved on Wednesday morning to visit with the embattled lawmaker who was transferred from a private hospital on Tuesday night to the National Hospital, Abuja.

Saraki and other senators were eventually admitted to see Mr. Melaye.

They are now inside the National Traumatic Centre in the National Hospital Abuja, where Melaye is being treated.

Security and legislative aides who accompanied the lawmakers were, however,
prevented from entering the facility, which is being‎ guarded by about 30 stern looking policemen.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/saraki-and-other-senators-arrive-national-hospital-to-see-dino-melaye-photos.html

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dainformant:
Contrary to reports that Senator Ovie Omo-Agege was arrested after allegedly leading thugs into the Senate chambers to snatch the mace, the Police said the lawmaker was merely escorted out of the National Assembly complex.

The senator's media office has released a press statement as relating to the invasion of the national assembly and the stealing of the mace.

Read the press statement below;

On Thursday, April 12, 2018, the Senate purportedly suspended Senator Ovie Omo-Agege. However, based on legal advice and his understanding of the current position of the law, Senator Omo-Agege today resumed work and sitting with his colleagues.

A few champions of the unconstitutional, invalid and tyrannical suspension tried to stop him but those who opposed it welcomed and protected him throughout the sitting. We are grateful to the many Distinguished Senators who stood by Senator Omo-Agege.

We are aware of several media reports suggesting that Senator Omo-Agege personally removed or encouraged anyone to remove the Mace of the Senate. This weighty allegation is not true at all.

Following the said media reports on the Mace issue, the Police authorities decided to hear from Senator Omo-Agege. He has told the Police his perspective to help them carry out a proper investigation. He has since left the Police. Senator Omo-Agege trusts them to thoroughly investigate this very serious matter.

We are also aware of a statement allegedly issued by the Senate Spokesperson, Senator Abdullahi Sabi. Without any investigation, Senator Sabi willfully, deliberately and unfairly made very serious allegations against Senator Omo-Agege on the Mace incident. We are carefully studying Senator Sabi’s allegations to ascertain their full ramifications. Appropriate responses will follow, as may be necessary.

SIGNED: Barr. Lucky Ajos

For: The Office of Senator Ovie Omo-Agege

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/senator-omo-agege-went-to-work-today-like-other-senators-he-did-not-remove-the-mace-of-the-senate.html

Idiot u allowed d north to use u.hw can a sane person support buhari!

ofofomedia:
In the quest to build a better and healthy Kogi Governor Adoza Yahaya Bello had to employ the expertise of Gee Money Cleaners to help keep the state clean and healthy
Recently Kogi was ranked as one of the cleanest state in Nigeria, this is purely the handy work of the Government who had put in massive effort to make sure the state is clean and safe for all.

https://www.ofofomedia.com.ng/2018/04/kogi-arrest-goats.html

Wats bad in goat arresting goat

Groovenaija360:
Happy sunday Nairaland, hope service was wonderful today.

I came across this photo below and i thought i should share to seek your opinion.

Mean while see some reactions below.

>>> https://groovenaija360.com.ng/is-it-proper-for-a-woman-to-dress-this-way-and-preach-in-gods-alter/

That's nt Alter but a STAGE

pat1612:
Oya check this

What s Nigeria doing on dat list?

Shebi na outside d grave dey, go to iworoko Ekiti, na inside room.

Ok

donstan18:
7 whole years.

She obviously said yes because age is not on her side, not because of love.

Eyin ayeee!

I use to think okorocha get sense.

2 never do well!!!

I sight prof Justice CSE LAUTECH

johnnyvid:
congratulations our honorable representative. what is now needed now is to keep exposing the looters in the house. senator shehu sani has been exposing the looters in the Senate. we need your work too.

How wil he continue saying d truth when no one come fr his defense in d last one. We shld b ashamed f ourselves as a con3.

Lautechgossip:
My first day in the biology laboratory was a dreadful one. During a briefing session a day before we were to have practical during my 100level, We had been told that it is a customary to always put on the ‘laboratory coat’ each and every time we have practicals, hence whosoever without the laboratory coat will be punished.

I’d no money as at that time to buy laboratory coat, and the first practical came just too soon. I couldn’t borrow as my only friend in the school then was Asiwaju Olalekan Godson Ayodeji. Anyway, I knew breaking the rule of not putting a ‘laboratory coat’ was a bad idea but I was young and wrong to take that risk.

I had no choice than to enter into the laboratory room to get engaged with my fellow departmental mates.

Not quite long after I entered the lab, one of the biology lecturer who handled biology practical came around. He spotted few of us without the ‘laboratory coat’ and decided to play a fast track on us, he wanted to get hold of us. I was fortunate to be sitting near the entrance door, so I got away.

He was able to lay hands on few guys unaware but everyone of us that escaped went into his black book. He called our class rep then, and collected our matric numbers. Printed them and pasted them in his office. It was printed boldly.

That was how myself and other guys that ran away failed Both the practical and the actual Biology course that year.

Personally, I sat for the same courses for good 6years; making it 6 different times entirely.

On my third year of rewriting, I summoned courage to visit him in his office. I went to see him to plead with him, he didn’t know me, he only knew of my matric number. So I’d to take the bull by the horn to explain what had happened. He laughed wickedly and angrily sent me away, I returned the next day. He told me, if I return again then it would be very bad and I won’t like it. I left him for a week. I consulted my advisor, Dr. Mrs Adigun. I explained everything to her… She told me, I should give him time, and to return to him after sometime. That he may consider my ‘show of repentance’. So I didn’t return for like a month.

Then one day, I was returning from a friend’s place Osisami Babalola Enitan on Friday after I had gone to play chess, I saw him also returning from the mosque. We both met along the school former fine-art department, just by the way that leads to Alata eatery, Under G.

I quickly used the opportunity of meeting him just coming from the mosque to plead yet again. He treated me like ‘shit’

He still went on to fail me even in my 400level. On my final year, I went to him, then I was married. I took my pregnant wife to plead with him. He walked us out and told us never to come again. He promised to report to the school security. So we left.

He failed me for 5 years consecutively. It was hard for me.

I wept for days.

I told my parents, and few friends.. It prevented me from going for NYSC with my class 13′ set.

Then I turned to God. Yes, I was guilty and I deserved punishment but that was too much. I prayed ‘no be small’. So many different phases of life, most times it is always our fault that we find ourselves in difficult situations but immediately we get to seek God for help, he surely always provide us a solution to all of our problems. I seek God’s face and he never fails.

That biology course was taken away from him and was given to someone else, it was given to another Dr. I can never forget him.

I registered as a spill-over student, and sat for it, I borrowed 4 other courses to boost my CGPA, I collected my result and my biology 101, 102,104 and 106 were all A(s).

That was how I got cleared.

Moving forward, During my service year, after I redeployed from Abia state to Oyo, I was posted to the West Africa examination council. (Waec) Ijokodo, Ibadan. Great place with wonderful people. On my great work ethics, being dutiful and so diligent during my service year, I was given the green card and permitted at all time to work during their examination and marking exercise each and every time I so wish. Oluwafemi Martins my great boss, one of the great people I had worked with.

Coincidentally, I was officially sent to Ogbomoso marking venue as an assistant subject examination officer to partner my Waec daddy

I was handling Biology and chemistry subjects.

For the ones who don’t understand the whole drama during the Waec marking exercise.

We give out the examination scripts to qualified teachers or graduates with the certification in their specified subjects for marking and recording during a stipulated period of 21/23

So that day in April, there was a long queue of Examiners waiting to submit their CV. Then this Dr. lecturer that failed me for 5years was on the queue too, I’d spotted him.

My wonderful Waec daddy was beside me, he asked while I was smiling, I simply told him that something funny will soon happen, and when it was this Dr’s turn, He greeted and called me “sir” (bending his head). I quickly stood up to greet him too. But I was so surprised, he didn’t recognize my face. Apparently, he would never have thought and believe and to be possible for the young man in front of him to be me.

So I pretended as if I had nothing in mind too, I was going through his CV when he started pleading that he really needed my help concerning this marking stuff, he told me he came along with his daughter who is a gate crasher ( these are people who are new to the marking system) and his wife who also had marked for a long time but needed to mark too.

He told me Ladoke Akintola university of technology had been on strike for over a year and nothing seemed fine, no salary. No money and nothing at all. I should help him. At that point I told him to call his wife and daughter. He did. I then asked him; “Sir, Is it truly that you do not recognize my face?”

He said, “ehn! It’s like this face is familiar o but you know there are many people like that I can’t remember. I can’t really remember where and when I had seen your face”. I told him to try, that I will only help him if he can remember where we had met and when..

He didn’t remember so I helped him out with my surname, I told him. “This is Akeju, the guy you failed for consecutive 5 years. The guy that brought his pregnant wife to beg you but still, you sent us away”.

At that point, he was dumbfounded. He left without saying a word. His wife and daughter were confused and everyone on the queue too. His wife asked what the matter was, I told her to go and ask her husband.

Shortly, His wife and daughter returned. He had explained everything, they knelt down and asked for forgiveness. I smiled and asked them to tell him to come back. He had gone home. In the evening he did returned.

He asked for forgiveness, and I did forgave him. More than he had asked for, I granted him all of his requests. We were not permitted to give more than a packet packed of scripts but I gave him more than one. Just for him to make more money. He wept uncontrollably.

Matthew 5:44 “But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you”.

I only know of the way of doing good even unto them that do me evil.

Till I left ogbomoso, he was always calling because I had put enough food on his table and not only him, but also for his family during that difficult period they were going through.

It’s left to him, if he will change or not.

Our tomorrow isn’t promised.

http://fabinfos.com/must-read-story-perfect-payback-for-lecturer-who-failed-me-for-6-years-in-the-university/

Omo CSE U DO WELL!

Truely a bad system, bt some f us hav taken it upon ourselves to mark by ourselves and I personally encouraged my students to write according to their understanding in my courses not cramming my reading material. Some f them can actually express themselves in their own word. That's d best to m

Informative!!!

SalamRushdie:
This govt lies too much , they lies when the truth is required, they lie when silence is golden , they lie even in lies, they tell lies that lies in lies and worst is that they lie when there is absolutely no need for a lie sef . Smh

U use lie to cover lie

U can't graduate frm covenant n b empty!!!
It's convenant or abroad uni fr my kids by His grace.

Evablizin:
Wow so cute. HBD to these lovely kids.

God please wipe away my aunty's tears and bless her with these special gift.

God wil do just that.u ll giv testimony 9months away. Prepare

This s results when u trained ur kid wit money meant fr d public

I'm experiencing d same o, just tired f UBA

My greatest fear s life uncertainty!!! Bt Gods mercy s sufficient .