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Fernandooo would kill me oh! Tight corner sha

Why the bleep is bosingwa in a jersey?

Malouda, no back pass oh! Na goal we dey find.

Extra time! Is it just me or is mata looking off-form today?

Wetin torres wan come do now? I tire for this boy oh

Oh my God. I hope that defender breaks his leg. Let's come out blazing in the second half. Up CHELSEA.

You should have added some death threats to the mail. It would be nice to see a 61 years old man always watchin his back for fear of the unknown

dagboss:
Probably Asa because her music has some international appeal and above all most of the musicians she uses in her videos are mostly Oyinbos

Seconded

Wetin concern us with protest. We no dey run comot for naija, plus mtn employs a good number of nigerians to run their operation.

I won't wanna say this was a fluke victory. Let's see what happens against Tony Pulis men on saturday

I hope we win. The FA cup is worth fighting for.
By the way do FA cup and Carling cup winners now get european spots too?

Better let than never. Now all we have to do is offload malouda, ferreria, bosingwa, drogba and co at the end of the season

I gave up hope of a trophy last year, i've given up hope of a champions league spot. Something has to be done fast for us to even get a europa league spot. Let's just hope for the very best next season

Good job Andy. I don't want to see Djokovic win a title this season. I only hope Roger can step up his game now.

I love the smell and taste of chalk, love the smell of dust and the smell of a freshly cut grass.

Abi oo. Nigerians are almost immune to suffering, darkness, poverty and co. But a football team that breaks our heart all the time might cause a nationwide protest against the government

I think it is just foolishness on the part of Nigerians. I was on a bike this mornin when i saw a guy drive by with his pregnant wife on the back seat and a toddler in her school uniform STANDING on the front seat. Is it the job of the road safety to tell him that the child could die if he has to apply the brakes suddenly??

Does T.b Joshua require recognition from God or from man?

Who is gonna buy plantain from a bloke in a suit??

Invite boko haram to their training, their hotel, on their bus and in the dressing room

If it is not bad pitch, it is bad weather or bad referee. When would the eagles stop blaming nature for their incompetence? Bunch of lazy chickens

What else did the lady say? Did you exchange contacts?

The singular reason nowadays for mass failure is social networks

But why Chukwuma sef go free #1k for touts? Couldn't he have given them in the evening?

Maybe you are gay

Nigerias' president has the highest vehicle convoy in the world- I no know

90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth- false

Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed Neco and Waec in Gombe state- 19 actually

Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males- false

The cost of living in Abuja, is more expensive than the cost of living in London- false

Ibadan girls don't shave their armpit- false

Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world- false

Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap- false

Beware of Edo girls- why?

Maiduguri girls have the longest hair- false, maybe fulani girls generally

Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while Being Intimate- false

Ibo girls are stingy and greedy- false

There's a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria- i doubt it

Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria- false

Nigeria has the highest number of police officers in Africa- false

4 out of every 5 edo girls has a connection in Italy- true

Calabar girls don't want your money, all they need is your energy- true

Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population of Malaysia- maybe

China's best market is Nigeria- true

A man was recently sentenced to death by hanging for stealing a car radio,While Cecila Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving 150 billion- false

An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away- false

Nigerians are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world- true

The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?"- true

Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak- true

An Ibo man hustles from Jan 2 to Dec 24, Only to spend it all in the village in 1week- true

Over 90% of Nigerians are very poor. Some politicians in Nigeria are richer than 10 million Nigerians put together. In Nigeria, the hardest election is PDP primaries- true

Nigeria is the only country where violent groups such as Boko Haram & Niger Delta militants have access to govt.- the violent groups are the govt.

What is chelsea going to do now? Please no torres oh. We have a better chance of scoring without him. I'm expecting chelsea to lose sha but let's hope for a surprise

I can open the cork of a soft drink with my teeth. That makes me nigerian

About time. After dashing Ghana's hope in the world and nations cup.