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There is this lady where i'm serving that comes to loosen her hair attachment every other friday. So annoying

[quote author=Baba_Eleko link=topic=866273.msg10158549#msg10158549 date=1328794523]I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol[/quote][quote author=Baba_Eleko link=topic=866273.msg10158549#msg10158549 date=1328794523]I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol[/quote]You are joking abi? Worst crime ever- picked up an ashie

I don't agree that people still vote for pdp. I just imagine that pdp always finds a way to win elections

What danger??

The best chelsea can hope for is a draw. I pity all the chelsea fans expecting a win when we can't even beat norwich

Now i believe there are forces working against man city. Why should mario's four match ban start with this game? No chance of an appeal

Sanitary towel

Still doesn't change the fact that they got 3points off tottenham. F.A should stop all these medicine after death actions jor

Wetin concern torres with goal scoring?
Wetin concern road safety with nepa bill?
Wetin concern vulcaniser with low current?

So why did they dump your sorry kitty?

VOLUME
CSYINIPHA

My uneven goatee

Why transformer no explode for ibadan or owerri?

Nonsense. Was it not agreed that they should revert to #65 or nothin?

Subsidy don catch am now

Is Jonathan mad or what?

There is going to be no protest whatsoever. People just finished christmas and new year celebrations so the are broke. Next pay is at the end of the month and by then school fees would be overdue. The pay after that is end of february and lets face it, whatever you've managed with for 2months is not worth the trouble of strike and protest. Happy 2o12 nigerians

I'll go to bed

Take God seriously, start my masters degree program, buy a car and finally stop supporting chelsea fc.

Seunbuddy:
He will probably score more gooals in 2 months than torres will score the whole season, looooooooool

leave our 50million pounds alone oh. We are no longer complaining

You've chased the poster out of nairaland.

Would he be able to play champions league?

A nurse or a primary school teacher

Gej is a total failure. I'm sure it is his wife that stop the affairs of their home

And they are supposed to be eating cassava bread for breakfast

It is too much now. Who does not feeling like abusing evra?

Stereo heart - Gym class hero ft. Adam Levine

Torres is going nowhere. He either score 50million pounds worth of goals or he is gonna rot on the bench.

Rubbish and Nonsense

Lol. I'm sure you are the first girl that gave him any attention. He must be married to you in his dreams already. Pray ASUU does not resume from their strike.