₦airaland Forum

andyanders: Instead of Sanusi to start this policy in Abuja where they steal money, he is using Lagos as the starting point. Why not Kano also?

thank you!...i think they should start from capital instead of lagos. SLS is an idiota

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........you want to start be preparing

Yorisb: ^^Go write ur own na. *tsheew*

.............. Thank you ooo! She is olodo in d house lol

i pray God will deliver our nation.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks. "what is politics?" Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money,so we call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now,think about that and see it that make sense,".............. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said, later that night, he hears baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He find that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.so the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her,he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the key hole and sees his father in bed with nanny. He gave up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to the father, dad i think i understand the concept of politics now." The father says good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about? "the boy replies, " well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound aslep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit." lol is joke but this is the actual state of our country.

@ op....how do want to see fast development when u ppl troops into lagos 100,000 daily and never go back.If u know ur not comfortable in lagos Pls we will arrange transport fare for u to go back to your beautifull villages thanks.

this is very nice!

kokoA: That driver deserves the highest National honour of the land. Keep it up boy! All other drivers of politicians should learn from his examplary act.

......if all of their driver's can continue like this, omg! Things will start to change honestly.

sunnshyn: Oro kabiti, abi orokabiti. E fe pa mi? E o to be. Did u mean: 'if I catch U'?

.......... Yeah u right ! Ok this 1..àgbàlàgbà to ni ki àlagbà pe agabalagba wa ni ita gbangba!!! Don't let ur teeth be scatter ooo!Lol

sunnshyn: ha! Ki le le yi ooo...abegi oooo

......oro kabiti! Translte nd win jackpoot.... Lineage "ancestry"

sunnshyn: my family does not have a shrine in lagos as we r staunch catholics...my parents live in Suruler...the last yoruba part eh! I read it over n over...ki ni itumo o

well I go to church also, just talking about linage noni...itumo ni wipe 1day go b 1day!

1nigeria! Lol

this is sometn else!!! Moderator pls do sometn! God save this nation!!! Government dey take 1bilns eat everyday.

BlackPikiN: This is the most f0rked up video!


The story line no follow video.

The video suppose be an outdoor scene.
Wetin some people dey think self?


Anyway, na 5/10.

...............perform urs make we see Emty barrel!!!

themselves i meant.

@sunshynn.......tíngí bàgà mú gun ehn ngé? Ansa dat lol ur translator will crash lolz

sunnshyn: Now u talking...u went d wrong way initially. Now u back on track. I ws born & raised in Lagos! Omo Eko gaan gaan ni mi...lol

gba ooo!!! Every1 just dey ansa omo eko lol but natives know themselses, where is urs family shrine located in lagos? Ours is in isale offin/eko lol, o da bi mpe o fe kako bi shiken?

sunnshyn: mo se se ka daada ni, iro oo, Maami kon man fo len kan kan ni....se muni yin o baa yin fo sho rara ni?

........... Yeah all good mum will intend to if they don't the strenght they will still will to do so! Mama still dey luandry manually despite machine is availiable,but who taught u all this 1 u dey write so? Igbo babe

obrigado mama!!!

sunnshyn: dats good...Nko te e ko o ye mi oo, omo Igbo ni mi ooo..

lol use ur google translate ,but u wrote tinwatinwa language now..don't worry i will teach u.

bilaya: Blame nairaland.Their moderators are set of tribalistic bastards especially mukina.All negative stories involving Igbos quickly make it to the front page

.........why mukina2 nah Becarefull or else u? Hope u know ansa.

sweet mother! My mama to duro gidigba lehin mi.

sunnshyn: shut up der! What do u know? I'm sure ur relationship wit ur mother isn't so good as a result of the cancer u have in ur mouth....I cn relate to Mama stil doing my Laundry up until now, wenevr I vist, not because I cldnt do it or dat der wsnt a machine to do the washing, but out of LOVE! Pls, be careful wat u say ojare!

......ok I'm sorry ooo lol aya mio ja, mo ro bi mumi e lon be fo sho ni!

Indeed good mother's are gods

Dyt: No vex bros
Na so d love dey shark me

Oh mama, mama, mama
I love u so

.....nah u dey praise ur mama, and nah my own head dey swell up ooo!!!

Korrection: My father died when i was in the womb and for 35 years now my mother has never been with any man....A true woman...flogged hell out us to make us the best humans....now we are all grown up and missed her flogging...I love my mom so much and she will never stop getting the best from me..Told me to marry any woman i love as long as the lady wont break her head that she is ok....the best in the world...cooks good...washed my school uniform and as old as she is...whenever i get to see her anytime i dropped my clothing before i come back she has washed it...I love her so much...Happy mothers day to all women who raised thier children in Gods fear and love....I love you all!!!

......... You are an ingrate ooo!!! How much is washing machine? Your mama still keep laundry for you? Hope you too would wash your children clothes till they reach 50yrs old. Shame!

Dyt: Olu orun
Ma pa iya mi lekun
Edumare Oba
Ma pa mother mi lekun

.....no be only you get mum,me too get mama now! Cool down...

I think d best way to ansa a fool is to ignore him/her.

if not for aunty DORA Some tribes might have killed their own generations cos of fakes drugs,cos when they 1st produces or imports it,they will sell for their people, Thanks to aunty dora who openly confessed this.

@onyewec3....nah wha for you oooo! Which motor garrage in naija that doesn't have agberocos Had been to many years back.

i don't like to ansa on tribalsm but i will want some ppl here to caution their fellow brother's who have kin interest in taking their cousin's ,brother's ,inlaws abroad in other to sell their human organ parts i will not mention tribes cos i believed they know themselves.