₦airaland Forum

nonsso:
Rich peeps are sometimes bossy

Bossy? Yeah......but it is mostly about your temperament.

olufikistick:
Hey, Haba, you dey vex gan oooo Casa wetin you call am?

Yes o.
Na the truth I talk nah. Abi i lie ni?

Hmmm.....message from a confused casanova to his next conquest.

signor11:
Haha babe2sure
I told you when the twins will come
I gave you the year and I can give you the month and date
Don't go doubting the oracle
Oooorrrrrrrraaaa
How are you today

You see.....
You have not answered the question. I asked will I have twins as my first born? I expected.
Yes- you will have twins as first born
Or
No- you will have a single birth.
But you were evasive there , you are quoting year for me.

Issorite.
Case closed, opinion already formed.

signor11:
You know I see well naa
How are you doing

zyzxx:
madman Missmossy Gud morning ooo... How is ur exam going?

D new couple dre11 and babe2sure.

My seer signor11 and emusmith, my e-dad.

mystiqueDZ u remember my promise Shey?
daveP, barackodam our female
Cheadiva , and all Gud morning Apy new week.
I will not be constant the way I use to be before.
I will start exam by 12 and I av some test dis week.
I will miss u guys, but I will peep in wenever i'm free.
Thanks. Pray for me oo

This one that you are mentioning everybody's name and saying pray for me oo. It seems you are nervous o to go to the exam hall ooo. That is what happens when you spend too much time nairalanding instead of reading your books ooo.

Anyways, I wish you success in your exams. Goodluck!

signor11:
You know I see well naa
How are you doing

No dey talk that one for my ear jare. Don't let me expose you to your customers o. Just dey deceive them dey go. No shakement.
I a fine o.
U?

signor11:
She already did
Dre11 and Babe2sure are just keeping it low
Babe2sure said Yes some weeks ago

Hmmm... The fake seer.

daveP:
Happy New Year to you also. Guess youre still enjoying the season's vibe? Twas a busy time out there.

Oh yeah! Thank God for our lives.

signor11:
I yaff grauated for 199 years now
So you want the fast tast one bah
I see
You sure too sabi oyinbo
Kia kia
Oyibo plenty
Chai chai you no want make him be as the oracle talk isorait
I wrestled with the gods alnight on your behalf
New dates

1. 2021
2. 2018
3. 2020
4. 2019
5. 2016

Nagode

Hahahaha!
Another dates? It has already exposed your fakeness.
More over, my number two question is,'will I have twins as my firstborn?' But you were giving me dates.
How fake can you be!

Ok o. Don't bother about me again. Thou shall not be given fake prophecy to. You can start attending to your gullible customers.

Missmossy:
Sure naa I have already

Okay. Gud.
Na so e suppose be.

Ahmed0336:
@ op point of correction 10 most handsome white men u ve come acrossed on your TV.

Exactly!

Hourglass things, though disproportional somehow.

It would have been better if Yvonne was in white and Rihanna in black outfit against their skin colour.

Rihanna rocked it better this way.

I want Nigerian celebrities jor.

Why before her daughter's wedding! She was highly adored among the society women and entertainers. May her soul R.I.P.

dre11:
Emi ko tan Iwo nah
Wa wo okan mi...... Wa ri wipe tire ni

Hahahahah!
You crack me up.

dre11:
He is just concerned about my emotional state
Nothing more,
Because u have left me more bruised, battered and demur

E jo ma tan ara yi nibe.

zyzxx:
I can deduce in dis answer dat you av already accept, but u want him to change his ways, so u will be d first and the last. I promise u dre11 will do dat.

Accept ko, accept ni.
Not on my life will I accept if he did not change from philandering.

dre11:

This her sakara is making the mind go weary

zyzxx:
Hahahah babe2sure don't be wicked, my bro (dre11 )is not getting any younger pls say yes in time

You should first ask your brother how many girlfriend he has.

Dre11 whaaat? You want him to give me hypertension? Eni to je wipe bose n gbe dudu lon gbe pupa, bose ngbe orobo lon gbe lepa, bose n gbe kukuru lon gbe giga.

Advice him to amend his ways first.

zyzxx:
fine girl, sexy girl, babe2sure, Omo u to fine ooo...
my bro, she will say yes nw

How much is Dre11 gonna pay you for this campaign?

dre11:
Those are question for the gods....
She has being posting me since time in memorial

Question for the gods indeed.

Helloo zyzxx, are you there?
Somebody is replying you here.

zyzxx:
when will babe2sure say yes to dre11?

Aproko Nigeria Limited. Na you dey rein.

signor11:
Haba halajah
Ba damu ah

1. 2032
2. 2025
3.2018
4. 2035
5. 2028

Nagama dekia

*faints*
*woke up*
*talk* I have dieded. Signor11 has kee me*

*summons courage* Life is what you make it. Our lives are empty pages, you write on those pages what you want it to be and that determines our destiny. So I believe I wrote a good one.

*Rejects it* tufiakwa!!!
*Advice* you will still need to go back and re-learn what you are taught. You never reach to graduate.

H

signor11:
Zxyxx, babe2sure, missmossy and the others una just forget me today
You know I have been away to get more potent methods of seeing and fortelling


Tell the world
Consultaion fee is now free
Take advantage of my services

Me no know say you no dey around o. You no tell me nah...
Anyways, welcome back.

Seer, I want to ask some questions. It depends on how good I perceive you to be, that will make me bring customers for you.

The questions are:
1) Which year will I become the first lady?
2) Will I have twins as my first born?
3) Which year will I grab headline?
4)when will I hit my first trillion?
5) When will I become one of the powerful tink tank in the country?

*sighs*
More still coming.

dre11:
And did u send the correct address
Because the guy came back with the good when he couldn't locate the address

That reason is inexcusable cos you can always contact me here.




@Youngsage and DaveP- Happy new year!!! Long time no hear from .

fijiano202:
nice though it seems u are well-learned

Thanks.

dnawah:
chie!u don finish me for this harmattan.u be my tween sister way i dey find.

Hehehe!
We no resemble nah. I no be your twinny o. You will look further for her. How you take careless lost your twin sister sef.

Even if I wan get twinny, we must resemble wella wella, cos me I no dey for fraternal things o.

I go be your twinny on one condition: if you fit do surgery to resemble me, so that we go identical well well. If you can, then it's a deal.

fijiano202:
do u mean moments when u remeber ur sec school friend and all the fun u had...only for him to call u that same day after 6yrs of no communication.....all u could do after the call is smile and look into the sky and say

THERE IS GOD OOOO

It is actually called "Telepathy" or "the sixth-sense". The communication between two souls. Everyone experiences it at one time or the other. It now depends on your spiritual level that will make you experience it more. And that is why:
1) You will be thinking of your friend whom you have not seen a long time and the person will call you at that time.
2) A mother will grow restless at a point, only to know later that something bad happened to her child, somewhere else.
3) A twin will not be happy only to know that his/her twin was injured somewhere else.
So many examples abound.
There is no scientific explanation for it. It just happens.

dnawah:
i beg sis,gist me na.how d thing carry happen in the church.happy new year

Same to you.
You sef be aproko , who you take am resemble?

He kept marrying and dumping the women in his life. He married the first wife(Ezinne), while still married to her, secretly did another wedding with another woman(Lilian). When lilian was eight month pregnant, he left her in port-harcourt, came to lagos and wanted to marry another (Uloma). Unfortunately for him, Lilian got wind of the wedding plans and came all the way from port harcourt and disrupted the wedding while it was going on in church. How embarrasing can that be! All hell was let loose, so the wedding was stopped.

Missmossy:
Hehehe I trust you sef

Abi.
Enjoy the holiday while it lasts. And get a chubby cheek.