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Missmossy: Are you fantasizing about her or what?

What rocK my boat, could sink yours! So, copy less and be yourself.

Yemlizzy: Play with me today.

*Ow u doin? Its been a while i ve seen u here*

*I am fine dearie. Abi o, been pretty busy ni o*

emmabest2000: Brasil flooooped and Pele disowned them ooooo
* *Sweets Wednesday * *

Ooooo! when the cat is away the mice will play.

yampoo: Again is to repeat something

Something is fishy.

harlos: Monday's what

What gives?

nathandrake: Omarion flop don't like the guy for any thing, I have song for you guys and you will love mi for it. http://dc353.4shared.com/img/1063766070/9925ec2/dlink__2Fdownload_2F4BskDkSx_3Ftsid_3D20140110-40748-e6fc0b90/preview.mp3

It is a dog's world we live in! Where the golden rule is,everyman to himself, God for us all.

ruffhandu: service should be rendered before payment

(Mode of) payment has not been agreed on.

Sheenor: days are numbered in the world of fools..
We feel the hunger and follow no one's rules..
Everybody wants eternal life and nobody can
seem to get it right.... Man worships the gospel that they preach to you. Living like a demon, a burden left to prove. You can live your life in heaven or create your hell. We will write our end result with every tale we tell.

Tell it to the birds.

To me, it is worth it cos I am not a saloon person. I do braids so that I will not need to be frequenting saloon often and it will be easier to style in the morning. It's just that one will not be doing it too often to avoid receeding hairline.

chocopearl: Nothing comes frm nothing....

*Morning sweets*

Nothing is carved in stone,goes a popular saying.*morning dear*

Poster 64: Who is also poster 35 replied poster 36(Tpia) and wrote 'Thanks for your thinly veiled insult. I will just let it pass,you are not worth my time'.
Poster 65: Quoted the OP thread and wrote 'The kind of topic people create these days ehn.SMH!!!'.
Poster 66: Replied poster 24 and wrote 'I tire ooo'.
Poster 67: Quoted the OP thread and wrote *Just passing by*
Poster 68: Quoted poster 46 and wrote 'Lol...you are on point'.
Poster 69: Brought in a thread and referred to OP thus 'This topic was created last year,OP is repeating it'.
Poster 70: Replied poster 48 and wrote 'ko kan aye/ E no consign me'.

akorlade: di
bi
two(s)
twice
all mean same thing, this english people are so confused.

Confused much,is the apt description of her behaviour right now.

[quote author=La_ JuMe]period can also mean full stop[/quote]Stop defaming her character out of envy, it's not cool.

davseun2ta: reference point of a constructive criticism, that s what most of Gani fawemi's book is! * morning people*

Is she in a position to talk about the issue?

dasparrow: @Post

Its unfortunate but this story will not deter me from being a dog owner. Seeing that it happened in Arizona USA, why couldn't the couple hire a professional dog behaviorist or dog trainer when the dog first bit them in the past? It is obvious that having 2 dogs in the home that never got along was a bad idea from the start and eventually lead to this unfortunate incident. Lesson: Don't get a second dog if you are not sure that the first dog already in the home will tolerate it.

Word!

vislabraye: Its only a learner that will see these signs and still be trying hard to win affection.

Some men actually know that their love is unrequited. But they are too emotionally involved, trying to win affection at all cost. That is not too good because you will only end up wasting your time,energy and resources. Love should not be one-sided. It should be a two-way thing.

RESPECT: If she doesn't respect you,it is a sure sign that she ain't into you.
Love and respect are like twins.They go together, one cannot function without the other. You will not want to disrespect someone you love.

harlos: boring is not in my dictionary,2014 I don land... Happy new year to ya'll.

Ya'll know it ain't over till the fat lady sings,don't you? It's a cliche we shoùld abide by from time to time.

slimyem: Which of the wives is lilian??

The second wife. The one that disrupted the wedding.

Ryda: Says who

Says me! Abegi,we don't need to belabour the points,they are understandable enough.Hahahahaha!

J3da: ....how i wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze,….

Here, I bring list of things I don't like in guys
1. Having the biggest ego: Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.

2. Living with a ‘selective memory’: They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling: ‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!

4. Being overtly possessive: Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? ) They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.

5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy: Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?

6. Showing extra care: How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.

7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere: Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings - a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.

8. Consider emotions to be crap: Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.

9. Being the friend worshipers: It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?

10. Being the sex monster: Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexcapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative

11. Men give importance to a woman's body than her mind. They think women don’t have intelligence, so they have to look beautiful. Men objectify women.

12. Men are chauvinists. They think they are superiors. They never practice equality. They take women for granted. Why can’t they even come home on time? "This makes women feel neglected and ignored."

13. Men think they know things better than women. When women want to discuss, men try to solve problems. They always don the role of helper. Men think they are always right, therefore don't take corrections.

14. Men are pretenders. They always pretend what they are not. They always want to impress women. They think they know everything.

15. Men seem to act overtly macho. All the time they try to look strong and act as protectors. They are over possessive and never want to let go their tough-guy image.

16. Men never give importance to what a woman really wants, all they want from women is submission. Men expect women to sacrifice lots of things for the sake of family, but they never give up anything.

17. Men are not sincere when it comes to maintaining relationship. They cheat "on" their girlfriends and their wives. They don’t understand women’s feelings.

18. Men are unpredictable. They hurt women but a while "later" they try to become "angels" and wipe their tears. But why "do" they act insensitive in the first place.

19. Men interpret women’s love, care and support as pestering. Whenever women show concern for their men, they say they want space. But the truth is they can’t handle commitment
Guys grow up...

Hahahaha! So so true. Brilliantly marshalled facts!
1million likes for this one.

Missmossy: Prayer (s) of our utmost wishes shall always be granted!!!

Granted, she does the work as she is supposed to,she will achieve result. *Happy new year buddies. Wishing everyone the very best.*

Poster 57: Quoted poster 50 and wrote 'ask google'.
Poster 58: Quoted poster 23 and wrote 'park well joor'.
Poster 59: Quoted poster 28 and wrote 'wetin concern agbero with overload'.
Poster 60: Quoted poster 48 and wrote 'like seriously?.
Poster 61: Quoted the OP thread and wrote 'OP,give us the full details, so that we will know how to help you'. (This happens mostly in family section)

SuperSuave: what do U̶̲̥̅̊ mean? :-

He meant you wanna steal people's idea. LMAO!!!

Just once.

myselfonly: do you always take your tea with milk? If so, milk might be the cause because most people especially men are allegic to lactose which is found in milk and many a times, it causes stomach ache.

Very true! A lot of people are allergic to milk,it causes stomach disturbances for some and it make some to purge.

Wiping sweats off the bride's face with handkerchief.
Carrying her gown.
Fanning her,if she sweats.
Carrying her purse(if any).
You will be at alert to give her the bouquet and programme of events when she needs it while in church.
Running errands for her(if she need anything).
And helping to collect money sprayed her at the reception.

Poster 50: Replied poster 27 and wrote 'if you ask me, who I go ask?'
Poster 51: Quoted poster 33 and wrote 'I laugh in spanish/chinese'.
Poster 52: Quoted the OP thread and wrote 'End time things'.
Poster 53: Quoted the OP thread and used the smiley-
Poster 54: Quoted poster 9 and used the smiley-
Poster 55: Quoted the OP thread and wrote 'interesting topic,OP'.

If you have not created any thread.
If you have not had any 'Like' on your comments.
If you don't have anybody following you.
If you have not used any of the smileys.

I can't do without my phone for a day,let alone a week.
It is my bestfriend. I am addicted to it!

Yemlizzy: Conviction? Eureka!!! He wasn't convicted as we expected,rather he was discharged and acquitted.

Acquitted of what crime?

harlos: indeed is your last word

Word(s) of advice given to you by your mentor should be strictly adhere to,else you will be doing yourself a great disservice if you do otherwise. *HBD Chief*