₦airaland Forum

ogugua88:
All you need is water and a calabash. I have seen it in the movies.

Boyloaf:
even d dead and ghosts plus mad men sef?

You see yourself? What do madmen and ghosts have to do with age?

kpolli:
All this girls looking for Hugh Hefner. . . #okbye

fork adict:
Omo dat one na lie. There is almost always an element of reality behind Nairalanders' online personas. If you are sharp enough to detect that is. Take for example, me and Born2fuck. You go know shaaa ni say we like fork well well for real life. Take someone like ms potatoe, you go know say for real life she no dey quick vex and she's kinda courteous too.
Then make you come take person like my home boy 190. You go know say at one time, he was in a mental home. But maguy escape sha.
Dem plenty like that

Like you said--- AN element of truth--just one element. The rest is fake. I rest my case.  

Plus, how am I so sure you guyz like to fork for real. I have no evidence na. Na only mouth/keyboard.

190 is an example of Facade master--lol-- On here, he appears mentaly disturbed. In real life, he's far far far worse than that.  

9jafetish:
o! so u would marry a 75 year old and date a 5 year old lol

fork adict:
As in who? dem Lomwe, Luclay, Sharon O etc or the psychos wey dey run the BBA thread for Nairaland?

All of the above. You made that thread interesting---no lie.

fork adict:
^^^^^^^ Very good.

I dey track the beach closely. I heard she had one welcome party @ The Chrome last friday night. So she don spend like $50,000. E remain $150,000. Ill keep you posted

sexkillz:
Abegi! Leave that animosity CRAP! JOKES APART! MOST Girls here have a "FALSE SENSE OF EGO" and a FALSE SENSE OF FEELING IMPORTANT & CLASSY! You sef get the disease! Imagine posting your Bow legs and calling them CUTE!!! WHAT??!!

LOL

Killz, warn yourself. Or else I'll be forced to show-up in your dream tonight.  

OK o. Hold-on tight to your theory.

Could you pls give my cute "bow"-legs a break?  

Babe, I've put  a thousand pictures of myself up on NL. Infact, if you're a NLander and you've not seen my face, then you must be visually challenged.    I don't have a problem with putting my pictures up--as you can see.

sexkillz:
HELL! I KNEW YOU WERE DAMN UGLY!!!   That JUST PROVED ME RIGHT! I BANGED MY HEAD ON THE WALL WHILE RUNNING ME NO LIKEY O!!!

LMAOOO--- Is a lie! You loff it! 

[s]At least I'm not scared of putting my bad picture(s) up. I should get credit for that---don't you think.?[/s] 

sexkillz:
BABE! Seriously, STOP DEFENDING YOU and YOUR COHORTS! ONLY 3%? Let's Not call a SPADE a SHOVEL! For ONCE in your life you sef talk true na! This is actually a NATIONAL DISGRACE . . . . . .

LOL--

Opolo, listen: I'm not defending anyone. What The fench is my business with anyone? There are some pretty NL girls I've MET outside NL. Asin CORRECT babes--and they don't have pictures on their profiles. 

I guess people are just being "careful" of the "anonymity" of Nairaland.

Sexlillz you know I love you right? Cool.   Yellow Chicken.

[s]Check my profile: That's my aplogy for insulting you. You likey?[/s]   Fish.

cantell:
Nobody's begging to see any pics or use it to jerk off like you said.
We're doing this for fun and nothing more.

sexkillz:
YOU are a F OOLISH GIRL!!! How did you cross the border sef? YOU so lie! Is Anita, ogugua, talina, adaobi123. . . . . . Scared of showing pics? Aje pako! Pls we need REAL GIRLS and not girls hiding under a fancy name(BABE!) Showing off mosquito legs and writing in BLUE FONTS!

LAME- A$$. See the st[i]u[/i]pid come-back the chicken came up with.

How did I cross the boarder? Weren't you the airport/luggage boy that helped me with my bags at the airport; begging me for Wazobias and Awolowos?  

BABE! is a fancy name? You must be a dullard! Apoda!

I'm an Ajepako?. I take that as a compliment. I'm tired of people calling me Butter.

Sitting here begging to see people's pictures- 4 WHAT?  To jerk-off? If you're that h0rny go watch p0rn and stop embrassing yourself abeg. - Lame-a$$ donkey. Overgrown Tortise.  

sexkillz:
BABE! You Bow leg-ged ANT! Why were you using your phone? I know you also meant black @ the bolded but i forgive you! NOW go get me some pretty ladies on this SECTION! FAST!

sexkillz:
Pls we need VERIFIABLE LIST! Not just people posting legs!!! e.g BABE!

Iroso ngbesin. Wa gbesin gbogbo oro to ti so kale. O jola phone ti mo n lo lekan.  

Yellow Coconut, You don dey use engine-oil to fry dodo abi? China phone.

Isn't it obvious already; Pretty girls no won show their faces. Na by force?  Glorified Loser! So out of your pretty 7, you still can't find one to toast--? Eleganza Biro.