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nebeolisa:
My wife CHIKA woke me up inda middle of the nyt only to confess to me that am not the father of our three kids. That a friend that i brought from village named EBELE to help i feed him i cloth him he leave in the apartment that i paid rent of . She is now askn for my forgiveness
SHOULD I FORGIVE HER ND SEND HER AWAY WITH THE KIDS OR SHOULD I ACCEPT THE KIDS ND SEND HER AWAY
AM[b] BORED[/b] NOW I DNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
PLS TELL ME WHAT TO DO,

I've seen this movie before! It's a Nigerian movie! lmao, Ebele ko! Blessing ni!  
Hehehe! Serious matter like this dey for ground in your life, you're here typing away your time on NL, heheheheh,
Plus you said you're bored?, lmao, **smh**

Pls give it another try. This is not a best seller, and if it turns out to be, then posters are really gullible.  

@Posters: Note, the the OP is giving the characters names like its a movie!!!, lol

This is the most random sh1t! Ever!!!!

Anyways, well said! Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

I never thought, I would sit in my chair and type stuff like this on NL, but here I go:

@ any Somalian i-d-i-ot trying to feel S-t-u-p--i-d,

Wetin dey worry you guyz first of all?. Bloody Inferiority complex case!!
Listen Bro, when people mention Africa, the first thing I think of is Ghana, Nigeria, Kenya, Togo, E.T.C.
I hardly remember somalia, abi where the hell are you from again, mshhheewwww, Oshi o da!
If yall really want to get noticed, fine it's cool. But don't come here and start acting like you own the world, coz if we NIGERIANS, descend on you, ***smh**** I swear you'll wish you never knew the letter N, talkless of the word NIGERIA.
Nonsense people, so you think because us and ghanians have our beef, you too you can join abi, nahhhh,, I'm sorry to say darling we have class! Yh I said it! WE HAVE CLASS!!
When last did you people even make it to the world cup? (lmao). See! That's just a tip of the Iceberg. Don't get me started.

Now shhoooo!!!!!! Nonsense!!!!

P.S : Nigerians are very cool people! We don't like to fight. Notice, how I welcomed you at the beginning of the thread .  But, if you mess with us, you shall not hesitate to put you in your place, especially if you're from Somalia.   
Oh yh, I'm not angry, I was just stating the fact.
You're welcome to NairaLand once again!

Donlittle:
@babe u they seel shoe, cuz your profile na shoe full am

I love shoes! I love shoes! I don't sell them

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=645677.msg8122668#msg8122668 date=1302753119]I've never had this philosophy. I always try to date the best I can find.

If you start dating/looking for girls with that mentality, it will only hurt you.

I don't think I'm anywhere near a 10 myself. . . far from a model, probably average or slightly above average looking dude (I'm tallish and have a good physique though.) But I've had no difficulty dating 8s, 9s, and occasionally 10s in my life.[/quote]You are  contradicting yourself o, ekiti man. You said "you've never had that philosophy". But you can only date 8s 9s and 10s. What happened to the 1s and -6s.?  They are not in your league?

^^ lol
You know it's all love!
Note that, I didn't have to call you an "onye ara" to get you back.

*clears throat***

Dbanj has a share of those people. Look at him! Collabo with Snoop! Interviewing the president!

What are some people doing? Looking for their dog?

**clears throat***** ** sneezes*** I need some Ricola!!

I'm gud! chilling as usual,

^^^ Jenifa, wat do you represent? Ayetoro right?,

^^^lol, What are you talking about? A Man U fan, and an Enyimba fan can't date.?

@OP In my opnion, There is really only one league in the relationship scene: The human race! So, all these classifications, leagues, and co. are just effizy. They complicate matters.

Look at T.I and Wife! Typical example.

REALITY101:
Mansion of doom

There are always "non-supporters -looking for downfall-" people A.K.A Haters, in the show business, lol,

Micheal JACKSON had his share of those people. But, he still made it big.
Justin Beiber is having his share, he's making it big time.
Beyonce has a large share of her's, she is stunting!!!
BABE! has her share on NL, ***complete the sentence***

^^ Still thinking about a creative name! That's a good one though!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=645461.msg8122257#msg8122257 date=1302743907]We're waiting for them to apply.

Wanna be a kokolet? [/quote]lol, Inky, he's a guy!

@annawhite What are your specialties? Foreign food or mostly 9ja?

^^ Good observation.  I know how to manage my time, well! I'm good! 
I'm good at being a pre-med student.
I'm at being on NL,
oh yh, one more thing, I'm good at being an officer in two Fraternities, and many other things.  !

^^ hey, come back here! You need to be on the show!

^^**Smh***, I thought you was normal. That's not right! Why you calling me that.?

Don't derail my thread o! You non-Nigerian! Yes, I'm racist against Non-football people!

^^Reality go away now. mschewwww,

OH YH I FORGOT TO MENTION! INKED AND I ARE IN THIS TOGETHER (YH AGAIN ) In fact, she brought up the idea.
I'm the producer, She's the Director!

@ Reality101,  google it fam!

@Jaybee, thanks for co-operating. 

@ Supporters of the show : We won't dissapoint you. I swear on my Gucci wallet on that. The show ain't gonna be boring! Trust me! I know the idea sounds lame to some people, but it's gonna be the bomb. I don't associate myself with boredom, so guess what?, you are in for one hell of a show!!!!

We shall keep everyone updated, as the planning progresses. Gentlemen on this site pls I need you guyz to volunteer abeg. Biko! We need yall! Thanks!

LOL, HEHEHE, Oya go away! I meant SHELSEA Chelsea, when I said shepe.

@ Seun If you were referring to me (OP), I got it back already!!! Thanks.

^^what the french is your problem? I probably have a solution,