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^^Look at you!  **smh** You don't know what engagement sex is?

Engagement sex is the sexual intercourse that occurs between two people (hopefully), due to do excitement and heat of the positive outcome of a recent proposal!

@OP
I'm gonna start with, don't put it in her Wine, pounded yam, or apple. Pls that's a beasty Cliche! And it shows lack of creativity. She can even choke on the ring sef!

So I think the best way, to avoid, any awkwardness, embarrassment, and "over the top-ness", is just to propose to her in the comfort of your room/home. No effizy!. So, just in case she says No, you'll chop your embarrassment in private, and if she says yes, dats a free pass for Engagement sex!  

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^Don't worri i understand. . .so r u seriously?somalian?of all guys?he doesn't even have character ave u seen the stuff he has posted?u must be kiddin me![/color]

oh lawd! I'm talking A, you're talking B, what are you talking, lol,
I don't care care if he's Somalian or he posts controversial topics, that's his business. That's not the problem. I luff him.


Pweety me I'm not your type? lol Touche!

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**Pours cold 5naira pure water on pweety's head****  ***shes awake now***

This geh abeg. Jo ma koba mi o!lol, You mean you took that seriously. Girl we are not gay, and you know that. So pls relax your eyes and lets talk!

^^See this girl o! Sharap jo! This is serious matter, why do you think I'm telling you.! Ki ni e jo so ba yi?
lol, Abeg jo. Anyways bottom line is some people went to tell him nonsense, that me have been flirting around. The last time I checked the only person I "flirted" with was you, and that was a joke right?

^^I'm ok jare! I'm studying, and taking Nairaland breaks ! This fat fool just made my night!
Imagine o, Advo, got back today and started saying that me I cheated on him!

^^ lol, Don't get me wrong, I love donpuzo, but this video just reminds me of him, hehe

She was feeling like beyonce! Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! lmaoooo, Oponu!

^^lmaoooo, some mad earthquake mehn!!!, She's a fool! Donpuzo is smarter than her!, lmao

It's funny because She's fat!!!!!lmaoooooooo, lolllll, chei! ,

LWKMD!!!! Lmao!!!!lol!!!!!hahahaha!!! She's--------------- buhahahahah

Wow! When I saw the comments about english, I wanted to tell you guyz to free the guy, until I read the post myself. Chei! I have a flipping headache! I had to read that sh1t five times to understand it.

ok @OP, Pls just leave the neighbor and her wahala abeg! Concentrate on your pregnant girlfriend.  

Look at my role model! Take a look at Posh pls! Ain't she hot! 

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eya! How I wish this was within my power i.e A solo thread. The thread is a duet. If it was solo, I would have removed your name (If I wanted to).

I still think you need to follow the steps though, because, us chatting back and forth is not helping matters.

Well, Well, Well, two people came up with that list; Inked and I. If anyones name is to be removed, you need to consult both of us.

Step 1:You did the right thing now. You've taken the first. You've consulted me.
Step 2:The second step now, is to talk to Inky about it.

After you have done that, then both of us will have a meeting, as to whether we should remove your name or not. If we both come to a consesus, then you're good to go . If we don't, then, I'm sorry, 

You mean the "HOTTEST COUPLE THREAD"?

^^Ok! Mzdarkskin darling! You've lost me! What you talking about girl?

oh yh! I get it!

^^Really? You did stand up comedy?

Well, I get attention all the time, pretty much, But there was this special time I did this stand-up comedy stuff with some guyz from school, and the audience found it very funny. The next day at school, I seriously felt like a celebrity. Everyone was like "OMG, you were so good and funny" left and right, front and back! I felt so special.

Save it for Inky!

I compliment guyz a lot! Especially the ones that smell good! ***me love me some gucci prefume on a guy*****

Anyways, thats about it, oh yh I tell some they're fine too. 

I hardly compliment any guy on their sense of style.(except for my brother). Most guyz nowadays, delibrately work towards looking like a douche bag. 

^^Nah! We've not broken up! We had a minor/major disagreement today, and we cool now.

^^ Don't mind them! I've told them times without number that this sh1t ain't real. We made it up!

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=643079.msg8106257#msg8106257 date=1302573330]no, i dont know about the show.

i think you should put mamagee, rokiatu perhaps, and inked nerd.

add one of them to fstranger's name up there as well [and remove mine]

thanks, you're the best.[/quote]That was my worst fear; you not agreeing.
But, it's aight! I'll find someone else!

ayosmiles:
@babe, wat abt HT or kandikane. mamagee is ok though. i can hlp with d props

Yes! HotieTima is almost perfect! I have to put up a topic, to ask people if they're intrestied. Both male and female.

Inked Nerd and I are the brain behind this, so she can't be involved in the cast.

If Tpiah doesn't agree, I was thinking of asking MaMaGee!

^^Wait o. Mr smiles, aren't you the one chasing after Inky?

^^Nothing realy. Nothing special.