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SMH!!! ok!
One thing I hate in life:  Traffic in Nigeria!
One thing I like in life: Food!

Advocator:
I warned you, don't believe any newbie that joins to site. I am the victim in here, he literary exposed my arse.

Now I Know! They are out to get us!

I'm not telling you my age here (for security reasons )
I don't really have a list of my dislikes and likes. I just kinda go with the flow! No fuss!
Dang! I'm just me! You realy have to meet me to know watsup!

Advocator:
Babe you exposed me but telling a f-u-c-k-i-ng stranger about our relationship.

See what he did for yourself. He exposed me in my other forum & you know how many girls I've lied to in there.

http://www.somalilife.com/vbforum/showthread.php?p=1887872#post1887872

lmao, I don't know what to say!

^^I was fantasizing about having a collaboration with her on her next album!

Well Fine! I believe it!

Basic info though: I live in texas(for now), A junior at college. Biology and Chemistry major! I'm an officer in my fraternity!
bla bla bla ,  Whatchu wanna know, ?

^^I know right! Geez, I'm a virgin!

^^^Who said straight girls don't fantasize about other girls? Even if they don't, well I choose to.
Plus, how are you so sure you know what I'm fantasizing about sef?!

^^Nah, I'm straight! But I like Hot girls! Why do you ask?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=638752.msg8052849#msg8052849

Advo, check that out! What the french is going on? lol

^^Neither are you!

^^Right on! You remembered me, (meaning you've forgotten me all day). That shows a lot!

P.S: You've been in my head all day! Just saying.

YaY!! You is here! I'm good good! I've been in the library all day! It's killing me! Watsup Draling!?

Haha! My GUY HAS GONE INTERNATIONAL (LOL), Yes he is here!

Pls where is it looked down upon?

^^Touche! Nickie Minaj is Hot!

^^I hope you were playing!
If, you were making fun of my alphabetical orderliness, then you're not making sense o(lol), cause we both wrong! It's Alpha Beta Gamma!

2buff:
azz plastic surgery is much more dangerous I think.
Unlike bosoms, you sit on your backside, meaning the silicon or whatever has a greater potential to burst one day, poisoning the person.

lwkmd! Chei! Nigerians! Wetin I no go hear!

^^Yes, actually I do! His username is Advocator! (If you were wondering who he was)

first of all, GBAGAUN

So you want to dump her because she's doing what is right!? I pity you, God will never forgive you (lol)
And I think you are a confused fellow sef. She told you at the begginning of the relationship that she was celibate/virgin till marraige, and you carried your two legs enter the relationship, and now you're complaining?,

Pls Stop whinning around and go borrow money from friends and family to take her to the alter chap chap! so that you can chaply do the do! That's my advice for you. Because I know the wrath of God will be on you if you dump the poor babe like that. (Just saying)

Ethiodime:
i knoe, wats your fav cutie so far in dat video, cmon let me knoe let me knoe.

hommie stop hatin, if u tink u re sumthin how abt u post your pics. dos guys re sumthin whether u like it or not.

Well, they all kinda look alike to me, lol, But, they cute,

^^Babe, Fake or Not! What is HOT IS HOT. NICKI MINAJ IS HOT!
And it's not all her body, It's just her a$$ and face. (I think).

Nickie Minaj is HOT too! Chei! It's babes like these that makes me question my sexuality,

They cute! (like advo)

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=638676.msg8052347#msg8052347 date=1301948790]BABE. sweeery plis describe your sef? are u as fat as Mrs Chima? [/quote]A vivid example of stalking!

2buff:
Stalking is such a misunderstood word. What you call "stalking" is really just "targeted information acquisition"
It's the same way a reporter would do her homework about someone before jumping in front of them for an interview. It's a huge honor really

Abegy! I've heard different definitions of stalking in false attempt to supress the "creepyness". Stalking is Stalking!: the process whereby you stalk your fellow neighbours! Simple as Alpha Beta Delta!

^^Aight, so what you saying is Men don't "group", they "stalk" (Which in my book is way way way, creepier than "grouping". Aight! Touche!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Se na body or face don't make me dizzy? [/color]

For potential lesbian partners and female friends o, Na body!
But for a potentail boyfriend/husband/  I choose face! (But the body has to be manageble)!

PhysicsMHD:
So if you were a celebrity, you wouldn't be creeped out by a male "groupie" who was as crazy about you as female groupies are about their favorite male celebrities?


All groupies are female from my observation, whether the celebrity involved is male or female, and the men that are "groupies" aren't usually heterosexual. All the other non-gay men obsessed with any female star to the point where they could be called "groupies" are just stalkers.

Mr Physics. I kind of don't have a clue about what you just typed, but, I see you! I hear you!

^^Pls don't scatter my head!(lol)  I already have a pile of Organic chemistry homework in front of me! If my Maths is one kind one kind, forget that side!

Sha my point is the probabailty of both genders to have groupies is equal (almost equal)

I'm not a fella, but if I want to choose friends or potential lesbian partners  , I would choose body and face and body and face and BODY!
Plus Amber Rose is HOT! chai! See Body! Kanye West is dunce!