₦airaland Forum

@OP, I think it's BS! Total BS!
Azin, why would you even try?(Nicki Minaj's voice) I hate it when guys or even girls try to that. It's so off-putting. Its not your accent, so why try the forcing to impress.? If you can nail the accent, then more grease to your elbow, but, if you can't nail it, then just leave it for those who can, coz, I just think it makes you look more bush/razzer than you already are. 

^^lol, I'm not vexing! I was trying to make a joke out of your name! "Blue MotherF**cker" is a drink/liquor!
Best among the rest? Which rest?

Perfect date?
Me +
My guy +
Drinks(Nuvo especially) +
Suya( kidney/liver)+
a cozy/super comfortable bed/sofa +
TV/Movies(anything besides Chick flicks and Romantic movies) +
PS3/XbOX +
Oxygen =
Perfect date!

Mr Blue MotherF**ker, best in/among/at what?

***singing Tina Turner's *"What's love got to do with it"****

@Mr Patron (lol): God

^^^Thanks for your prompt reply.
You admitted that it is indeed an offensive word! Why is it?

Plantain Boy! BY TIMAYA

-If you do, Please why? I really wanna know!
I've been attacked by a few people on here about me calling them "Niggas".  One even said he was gonna report me to the moderator!  , ( ) I have no problem with the word at all. So, yh, lets squash this!

Mcleo007:
Cos most gurls are selfish, greedy and lazy! God did №† create woman to depend on man for her entire livelihood. Its a silly notion must african women bear at heart, no thanks to the high level of poverty,subjugated mental uprightness and a mortgaged socio-cultural subversence. In advanced societies, †ђξ equation is fairly balanced even with owning to †ђξ fact men are stronger than women by nature, and necessarily must work harder.

Bogus! Bogus! Bogus!

If this is in Leviticus, then, I'm not game!

@Ogugua88
I know right! I hardly see him on here!

Donlittle:
My question is are you an athiest? if you are then no  need telling you, because i will put my self for wahala lol

I'm not an atheist! In fact I'm very Christian (almost deeper-life sef).
So, source pls?

@OP,
Coz, them babes be wanting Gucci bag, Gucci shoes, Gucci shades, Juicy Couture purses, Victoria Secret Panties! So, If you ain't gat no money, whatchu gon do?! Uhn? Nigga whatchu wan 'em to do?! Stick around with your broke a$$.? I don't even know why the "a-s-s" was in dollar signs, coz u ain't gat no money bro!. (In thick Akata accent)

Pls OP, don't mind me. I was just having fun! But there are some traces of truth in what I said though! 

Tosinville:
All nigerian girls on nl are ugly, we can't even see their pix on their profiles from day 1 to this moment, look at those american girls that registered yesterday were even bold enough to upload their pix but Nigerians counterfeit hair can't let them do that. Phoney folks

I'm Nigerian! am i ugly? (lol) Coz I know I'm not!

^^ Ha! Love ke? From where? Abeg o, Advocator forbids it!

^^^ It does? Where? Source pls?

^^ I'll try!

^^^ermmm, I don't know! Come up with a plan! I'm leaving for class!

^^aight! Yup! Yh, i Live in Lagos! That's where my home is at! But I'm schooling in Texas presently!

^^ First of all, are you yoruba?

You're almost my namesake!
I like older guys!
I'm beautiful/ugly!
My age?! On point!
Plus "Omo yoruba l'emi o! SWAGGER!" (LMAO)
But, I can't spend for you!
In short, I might just give you a call since I meet 4 out of your 5 criteria! 

Smh @ u o poster!

Yes o! NFA's(No future ambition). One date and I was done!

All the lits! Shakespeare o, Keats o, Chaucer o, Milton o, Lord Byron o, Wordsworths o, Coleridge o, all of them!

LOL, anyways, i told you what class I going for.

^^Ok. we've completely derailed this thread. @Poster, I'm very sorry

Erm, Literature!

^^LOL, Yh she was . she's my padi! She's my home girl!

^^, yh,Thanks!
I showed her the wilder side of me as soon as I took that picture. I beat her very well(lol)

^^^ I was straightening my hair and taking pictures with my PC, and one random girl(lol), grabbed my weave. That was my reaction, and it happened that I took the picture almost immediately! And I like it!

****Singing Dirty Money's "Coming Home"****

I'll cry! I'll cry very well!

That happened to me once though,(but not with my boyfriend). My brother and I went to watch a soccer match recently at his school, I think it was Arsenal/Barca not sure! Since he's a MAN U fan (A.k.a) Arsenal hater, He talked trashed about Arsenal all through the game, not knowing that some boys were keeping their eyes on him.
After the match as we were walking out of the place, like up to 4 boys jumped my brother(lol) (it was like electric shock, lol). I started crying! I felt so helpless and awful. I was kinda happy though, but it wasn't pretty!!

^^^My area is freaking cold! I don't know why??/
Apart from surfing the web, I'm getting ready for lunch and class!

^^ok?! Yh I exist!